I Just Want To Torture You To Death, Don't Force Me To Beat You To Death

My Beautiful Teacher tells the story of a university graduate Qin Chao who can’t seem to find a job and is in a downward spiral in his life. Then one night as he walks home from another failed job interview, a vase hits his head, making him get possessed by an old and powerful evil spirit sealed in that vase and following another incidents, inadvertently saved a mysterious university teacher Su Ji, thereby opening his path to cultivation, he also manages to get a job as a security guard at Guangyuan School. A series of adventures then took place as he deals with all kinds of supernatural beings.

An Immortal does not differentiate between good and evil, nor do they care about the distinction between black and white. They do not ask what is right or wrong, and consider all living things as dogs. In spite of everything, Immortals pursue the Dao with bitter resolve. Any being who disturbs my Dao, good or evil, will be forced to meet their karma, reduced to nothing more than ashes.

Traveling to the world of cultivating immortals, Chu Ning, who was born as a mortal and had mediocre qualifications, could only start from the most miserable and tiring job as a handyman disciple. Practicing the most basic Jiuyin body training technique, unexpectedly refreshed the talent [Yinmu Spiritual Body]: 1. Significantly increase the speed of practicing wood attribute skills and spells; 2. The wood attribute skills you practice can block prying eyes and reveal the strength of your magic power at will. Seeing this talent, Chu Ning decisively chose to be a handyman disciple growing spiritual plants, preparing to grow steadily and live forever. But he found that his talent was still being refreshed. Practice Qingmu Changchun Gong and refresh... Immortality, stable!

An ordinary mountain village boy accidentally entered the local martial arts sect and became a registered disciple. With such an identity, how could he gain a foothold in the sect, how could he enter the ranks of immortal cultivators with mediocre qualifications, and become proud of the Three Realms! Dear Taoist friends, Wangyu’s new book "The Immortal" has been uploaded on the Qidian Chinese website. You are welcome to continue to support it!

Su Jie, who can travel between Blue Star and the world of immortal cultivation, found that cultivating immortality is too difficult. Magical elixirs, magical instruments, blessed places, wisdom and enlightenment, all of which are mountains on the road to immortality. Until Su Jie discovered that the magic cultivators used killing people to refine corpses, extracting souls to refine evil spirits, and used fear as cultivation resources. Soul-calling banners require soul sacrifices? Learn from the farms that slaughter tens of millions of pigs a year. Cultivating evil spirits requires human fear? Haunted houses, horror movies, horror games are all put together... Magic skills require blood to practice? America on the other side of the sea is the world's largest black market blood transfusion station... ...... Many years later. "How many people have you killed, you evil demon, and you still have the face to say that you are a good person? Bah, today I will enforce justice on behalf of heaven." The most beautiful woman in the Tianyuan world raised her eyebrows, staring at the terrifying demon in front of her, who was entangled with wronged souls, with thousands of ghosts walking at night on the soul-calling banner, and located in the white bone palace, and asked a soul question. The demon slowly stood up and pulled out a business card with the words "China's annual philanthropist/founder of the world's largest chain of haunted houses/owner of the largest livestock slaughtering company on Blue Star/emerging giant in the film and television industry." "Look, I'm really not an evil demon, okay? Who would still use such a low-level method as killing people to cultivate magic now?"

Xiao Changqing traveled to the world of immortal cultivation and became a casual cultivator at the lowest level. Just when he was about to give up the immortal path and return to the mortal world, he found that he actually had an inventory! [Talisman Master's Manual], after equipping, you can obtain six basic talismans [Alchemy Furnace], after equipping, you can obtain the alchemy talent [Dragon Essence Pill], after equipping, you can obtain the heavenly water spirit root! Why return to the mortal world? I want to beat up the bitches and become an immortal!

Five hundred years after the great catastrophe of the Conferred Gods, Wen Rui, the son of Wen Zhong, thought the time was ripe, and the Jiejiao revival plan was launched! Why did the Western religion, which was reaping the benefits, rise so fast with a monkey and the 81 tribulations it directed and acted. Why did the Jiejiao, which had a deep understanding of the way of heaven, taught everyone, and took a ray of hope for all things, die out? However, there were two small problems that bothered Wen Rui. First, his fellow disciples of the Jiejiao in the human world were only the Wudang Holy Mother, who was aliased as the Mother of Mount Li, and the five immortal sisters under the Holy Mother, and the five hundred demon sisters who were included after the catastrophe. Second, his qualifications for cultivating immortals were a hundred million points poor, to put it bluntly, just like Jiang Ziya, he had no destiny or fate to become an immortal. Facing the gods and Buddhas in the heavens and Lingshan, how could a mere mortal turn the tables on the Tiangang and turn the tide? Otherwise, let's start with training the sisters. …… This is a new work by a 3 million-word masterpiece author, the quality is guaranteed, it is as relaxed, humorous and imaginative as ever, please feel free to enjoy it.

Once I’ve become Immortal, then my attempt to conquer the world shall begin. I, Zhong Shan, in order establish a supreme heavenly dynasty, must marshal all the luck that I can gather to cleanse my own karma. Then I will have the strength to fight heaven itself, create a new world, and live forever. First: Fate Second: Luck Third: Feng Shui Four: Cultivate Inner Virtue. Five: Fame To gain eternal life. To obtain fame, one must establish a heavenly dynasty and amass the luck of the world! To cultivate inner virtue, one must establish holy sites and accumulate an immeasurable amount of merit! To cultivate Feng Shui one must learn to communicate between yin and yang and control the powers of heaven and earth! To cultivate luck! To cultivate fate! Ask the whole world, who can have eternal life!

Xia Chen traveled through time and space to become an ordinary spiritual farmer of Tianyan Xianzong, barely surviving on ten acres of spiritual fields. Fortunately, he accidentally found the blue fat man's treasure bag, which can extract various powerful props. [Copy mirror: As long as they are illuminated by the mirror, magic weapons, elixirs, and spiritual stones can all be copied] [Indoor small farm: can quickly ripen spiritual rice and spiritual medicine, equivalent to "Zhantian Bottle"] [Time Pause: can pause time and do whatever you want] [If the telephone booth: say what you want, open the multiverse] [Time Baggage: Covering a person can rejuvenate and live forever] [Time Machine: Shuttle through the long river of time and space, change the past and the future, dictate for eternity, and be free] … So, when other protagonists were still ecstatic about awakening a "golden finger", Xia Chen had already started mass-producing plug-ins.

Previously one of the ten greatest Martial Emperor, Gu Feiyang somehow died near the mountains of Heaven Wave. Fifteen years later, Gu Feiyang crossed through the cycle of rebirth. He was back! But this time, he was in the body of Li Yunxiao. Since then, Li Yunxiao started a treacherous journey. The world is in turmoil once more!

After waking up, everyone in Lingshan ascended to heaven. Newcomer Wang Luo automatically replaced him as the next mountain master. Is this the price of being unsociable?

When Ye Mo suddenly woke up, he realized that everything around him seemed to have changed: He has been transmigrated into the modern Earth where spiritual energy is scarce. His pretty master from his former world was nowhere to be seen. Most importantly, he found himself in the body of a young man who has been abandoned by his clan for an embarrassing reason…