Chapter 212 I Have to Say, You Told This Cold Joke Really Well.

"To be honest, I have something to say, but I don't know if it's appropriate to say it. "

The badge placed on the table suddenly spoke.

"If it's something comforting, there's no need to say it."

Wang Jili shook his head slightly: "Any words of comfort are invalid communication."

"No. I mean, if it's possible, um, can you let me watch that video too."

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"Can't."

Wang Jili shook his head calmly: "Do you know why her father didn't give her a house in Muzi Star? It's just a house in Muzi Star. It's a very easy thing for her father."

"Why?"

"Because her father is a smart man, but unfortunately, not too smart."

Then he put out the cigarette butt in his hand again, picked up the badge on the table and pinned it on his chest, picked up the coat on the chair and put it on his body: "Let's go, it's time to start working."

"This city has its own unique charm at night."

"Just like my wife."

“There’s a completely different side to it during the day and at night.”

"all the best?"

Chen Jiang looked at the message on the tablet in front of him, raised his eyebrows slightly, and said in slight surprise.

Didn't expect that these more than 1.3 million one-star props could be obtained so easily?

It was a little easier than he thought.

He thought it would take a lot of twists and turns, and he was even ready to provide firepower to support the robbery, but he didn't expect it to be solved like this?

He stared at the message on the tablet and nodded thoughtfully. The shipment would reach the subhuman planet in another eighteen hours.

In other words, if nothing unexpected happens, these one-star props will come to him in another eighteen hours.

"Well"

At this time, Scar Dog, who was standing aside, suddenly looked strange and said: "Based on my experience at this time, how to judge whether this batch of goods can arrive smoothly is to look at the progress bar?"

"What's the meaning?"

Li Hao asked with some confusion.

"Let's do this."

Scargou said with a serious face: "This is my experience from watching movies before. If you see the male protagonist in the movie is about to get something very important."

"Then you only need to look at the progress bar to know whether the male protagonist in the movie can successfully obtain these things."

"If there is still more than half of the progress bar, it means that the process in the middle will definitely not go smoothly, accidents will occur frequently, and there may even be some messy accidents."

"But if the progress bar is almost finished, it means that the process is basically smooth, and the male protagonist can obtain this batch of things without any accidents."

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Li Hao paused speechlessly for a moment before speaking: "This is reality, not a movie. Where can I watch the progress bar?"

"That's what I'm saying, but based on my experience, good things usually take a long time, and there should be surprises in the process."

"Is there no such thing as a good thing without any surprises along the way?"

"Yes, but this kind of good thing will cost you your life."

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Chen Jiang shook his head slightly: "Let's put this matter here for now. When something unexpected happens during the process, Heiou Company will contact us."

"Li Hao and the two of you will go on a trip."

He took out the five legion orders from his arms and handed them over: "Give these three-star props to the second generation human guardian, and give this defensive prop to Wang Defa."

"Huh."

Scar Dog looked at the props in front of him and couldn't help but clicked his tongue and said: "The effect of this thing is really good. I have to say that it is indeed the most suitable prop for Fire City at present."

"But Brother Jiang, these props are worth half a million fusion points, right?"

"You can spend whatever you say. Brother Jiang, this is too generous of you."

"Stop talking nonsense." Chen Jiang glanced at Scar Dog angrily: "You should quickly find a way to spend the remaining fusion points for me. When this event is over, the fusion points will expire."

"Okay, don't worry."

Scargou said confidently: "Spending money is what I'm best at."

"This this."

The second generation human guardian looked at the five props in his hand with a shocked expression. He couldn't help but look at the scarred dog in front of him with red eyes: "These props are too valuable, this"

After taking a deep breath, he calmed down and looked at Scar Dog with a solemn expression: "I would like to express my gratitude to Chen Jiang. He has done enough for the human race. These five props are too valuable. All human players will remember Chen Jiang’s kindness.”

"Um."

Scargou waved his hand casually: "How should I put it? After all, Brother Jiang is also a human player. He definitely hopes that the human race can prosper. Brother Jiang will not interfere in specific matters. Okay, if there is nothing else, I will leave first."

Afterwards, Scargou didn't stay for long and left the place with Li Hao immediately.

After all, their mission for this trip has been completed.

There is no point in staying any longer.

soon.

This global event ‘Integration of All Races’ has ended.

"Global Announcement!"

"Ding, this global event, Fusion of All Races, has ended. The first winner of this event is the human player Chen Jiang!"

"The top 100 players will receive additional rewards of different levels."

No surprises.

With nearly millions of fusion points, Chen Jiang was far ahead and pressed on top of all the players, making them breathless.

If Feng Jiutian was still alive, Feng Jiutian might be number one on the list this time.

Unfortunately, Feng Jiutian died.

If you want to surpass someone, you don't actually need to be stronger than the other person. As long as the other person is dead, you can easily surpass the other person.

Same reason.

If your academic performance is not very good, but you want to get the first place in the school, all you need to do is sharpen your sword at night, and the emperor star will flutter high, and then you can easily get the first place in the school.

Chen Jiang also received an additional reward for ranking first on the list, a random three-star prop treasure box, but he did not open the treasure box immediately.

Because he was paying attention to something very important at this time.

That batch of goods will arrive at the subhuman planet smoothly in half an hour.

There were no accidents along the way!

Now, it's only half an hour away.

If nothing unexpected happens in this half hour, it means that he will have more than one million one-star props. No. To be precise, if Scar Dog's camera is included, he should have many. A one-star prop.

Such a one-star prop is enough to strengthen his fort to an exaggerated level.

"do not know why."

Scar Dog suddenly said: "The closer the critical moment is, the more likely it is that something unexpected will happen."

"Can you shut that crow mouth of yours?"

Chen Jiang tilted his head and glanced at Scar Dog with an expressionless expression.

"cough."

Scargou pretended that nothing had happened. He covered his mouth with his fist and coughed lightly before speaking seriously: "By the way, Brother Jiang, I have done experiments. No matter whether it is using a mirror or other means, it can't work." Changed the "Simple Notation Camera" intake screen of Samsung props. "

"In other words, when the "source photo" is taken, the size of the recorded image is fixed and cannot be changed. "

"According to my estimate."

"It is difficult for a source photo to accommodate more than one million props. At best, it can hold up to the sky, and it can only accommodate a hundred thousand props. This must also ensure that these one hundred thousand one-star props are all relatively small in size. Yes, if there are a few large ones, they will exceed the frame captured by the camera."

"Up to a hundred thousand?"

Chen Jiang frowned slightly and thought for a while before nodding and saying: "One hundred thousand is enough. After all, the main effect of this prop is to protect yourself. It is an unexpected surprise to have this effect."

"A total of two "source photos" can be taken in one day. "

"One "source photo" to take a picture of yourself, and a "source photo" to take a one-star prop for enhancement. "

"The original intention of this prop is to help you defend yourself. Don't just use the two "source photos" every day to take the props for strengthening. If there is an accident and you die, you will lose the power of this prop. There is meaning. "

"Can you understand what I mean?"

"Don't worry, Brother Jiang." Scargou licked the corner of his mouth and said seriously: "I will definitely do this. Brother Jiang, you know me. I am most afraid of death, so I must protect myself well. .”

"That's fine."

Chen Jiang breathed a sigh of relief and then stopped talking. He slid on the tablet absentmindedly, waiting patiently for news from Wu Shunqing.

To him, these one million one-star props are very important.

To be precise, it is very important.

If something unexpected happened, it would be easy for this prop to be wasted. This was an unacceptable loss for him.

soon.

Half an hour flew by.

"call."

Scar Dog sitting aside breathed a sigh of relief: "Although there is no good news, there is also no bad news. Sometimes the absence of bad news is the greatest good news."

At this moment, the tablet suddenly flashed.

A message from Heou Company popped up on the screen.

"Mr. Jiang Cheng, there were some accidents on the road."

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Scargou's expression froze, and the corner of his mouth twitched uncontrollably: "Um, Brother Jiang, you really can't blame me. I didn't expect that there could be an accident in just half an hour's journey."

"I suggest killing Scar Dog, the crow's mouth."

Li Hao said helplessly.

At this time, messages on the tablet continued to pop up.

"Although it is unbelievable to say it, it is the fact."

"After successfully passing the test and successfully landing, we found that there was something different about this batch of props. To be precise, there were a lot more props."

"And these extra props are basically useless props."

"In the end, we came to an incredible possibility, that is, these props got pregnant on the road, and then gave birth to children, giving birth to many new props."

"Although this possibility is shocking."

"But when I think about it being a prop, I feel like it's not incomprehensible. After all, no matter what happens, it's always acceptable to put it on a prop."

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Looking at the messages that popped up in front of him, Scargou remained expressionless for a while: "I have to say, Wu Zingding told this cold joke very well. I have a new joke tonight, for Brother Jiang, that rabbit of yours The badge said it.”

"Then what should we do next to make it appear that we also have a sense of humor?"

Li Hao's mouth was already open, and he was stunned on the spot. He couldn't believe what he saw. On the way, the props were not intercepted by interstellar pirates. Instead, they got pregnant and gave birth to a baby?

Why can props help you get pregnant? And why can I still have children?

Does Wu Zingding know what he is talking about?

Today is not April Fool’s Day either!

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Chen Jiang didn't know what to say for a while, so he was silent for a moment before replying.

"I don't understand what you mean. Can you elaborate a little more?"

Soon, the opponent recovered.

"After our investigation, the new batch of props were mainly gathered in one of the containers. Then we carefully checked every prop in the container and found several props with unique effects. I have sent this to Mr. Jiang Cheng Here you go, you can check it out yourself."

soon.

Two prop panels pop up in front of you.

the first is--

"Item Name": Garbage Making Machine (Male)

"Item Level": One-star item.

"Prop Effect": After colliding with the female garbage-making machine, a new one-star prop can be born. This new one-star prop has no use. Its only effect is that it is a one-star prop.

"Introduction to props": "We yearn for romance, why do you say we are making garbage?!" - A positive statement from a debate on a certain planet.

As for the second one, it's exactly the same as the one above.

It's just that the prop names are different.

From (male) to (female).

At this time, the other party spoke again.

"We found a total of three female garbage makers and five male garbage makers."

"According to our judgment, they collided with each other during the transportation process. Each collision would give birth to a new one-star prop, thus... it evolved into what it is now."

"The specific principle is not very clear."

"After all, when an item is labeled as a prop, it means that it has broken away from all existing known rules."

"When this accident occurred, my father urged me to come and report to you, Mr. Jiang Cheng."

“nice guy”

After reading the props panel, Scargou opened his mouth subconsciously and murmured: "How can this be an accident? This is simply a surprise!"

"Brother Jiang, I feel like we won the big lottery again this time."

Almost as soon as I saw the panel.

He then thought about how to use these props.

Garbage making machine?

What kind of garbage-making machine is this? It may be like this to other people, but to Brother Jiang, this is simply a surprise-making machine! !

ps: Before 12 o'clock in the evening, there are 3 more updates with 13,000 words.