Chapter 446 Kukuba, the King of Laziness

"Who wants your reward?"

Guagua was so angry that he threw a "Super Purification" in his left hand and a "Super Healing" in his right hand, smashing them one after another.

Mo Shuang flew away, like a black fish that was stranded on the shore and was about to die. His bloody eyes turned white and he was in a daze, not knowing where he was.

"Little Guagua... so good~~"

"It hurts! It really hurts! It hurts too much~~~"

The little guy stumbled, spun around in circles, and fell on his back.

With a pop, a ray of golden light passed through its translucent flesh, and in an instant, its cheers stopped abruptly.

"Eh? Why doesn't it hurt anymore?"

"Little Guagua, use force, you can't stop!"

With a confused look on his face, Mo sat up unsteadily.

It lowered its head. Its body, which was originally in tatters and seemed to have suffered from a skin disease, suddenly recovered, leaving it at a loss and murmured to itself:

"Have I grown up again?"

"But... I haven't saved enough happiness yet..."

"Ah! I'm tired! I won't fight anymore!"

Guagua became even more angry. He advanced one step at a time and even healed his wounds. What is this?

Its healing skills are not as big as cabbage, so throwing a bunch of them is very difficult.

And it hasn’t even advanced yet, why is Rags in the lead again!

Xiao Guagua angrily jumped onto Ye Hanjun's shoulders and refused to talk to Li Mo again.

Mo tilted his head, and in his ferocious bloodshot pupils, there was an innocent look that only he could capture.

"Why is Xiao Guagua angry?"

"Is it because I'm not polite and didn't repay you properly?"

"I'm sorry! How about opening the demigod realm directly? Let's find happiness together!"

Mo was eager to give it a try, and tried to climb up his upper body along the legs of Ye Hanjun's trousers.

Guagua was like a stressed kitten, jumping to her feet immediately and not allowing her to go beyond the waist line:

"Go down, go down!"

"This is Bengua's territory from the waist up. You stay down there and be at ease!"

"oh."

Mo nodded, gave up the idea, and obeyed.

Crow Crow is the first best friend, and Ye Hanjun is the second best friend.

Little Guagua, maybe ranked third, is also very important, take its words to heart!

"call!"

Guagua looked away, her good mood completely gone.

Ye Hanjun, who was caught in the middle, was at a loss for a moment.

But he was also surprised that Mo's promotion was so casual, as easy as eating and drinking.

But recalling it carefully, this little guy had already ascended to the Holy Fetus after swallowing the ancient disaster beast, the Magma Mosquito Mother.

The Abyss of the Sun, the Sea of ​​Clouds, the West Sea, the Mechanical God Mountain, and the Realm of Desire - in these years of adventure, which place has been peaceful?

Its advancement is more natural than Lazy Qi Ji.

Including Guagua, Huazhu, and Goose Daxian who have not yet advanced, they are all stuck on the edge of promotion.

As long as you are under pressure and face life and death, it is possible to achieve results in advance.

"Okay, this isn't the first time you've met Mo."

Ye Hanjun poked Guagua's nose and rubbed its face vigorously.

After walking down the steps, Xiao Guagua rubbed his clothes to show that she didn't want to fight with the guy on the trouser legs.

"You too, it's not good to ask for happiness from anyone, but Guagua."

Ye Hanjun stretched out a finger and poked Mo's stomach.

In the past, he would have only dared to think about such an act, but would not have dared to carry it out himself.

No matter how small Mo's body is, the slightest bit of the law of destruction sealed within his body can make people's souls fly away.

However, after being promoted to a saint, Lord Ye Han felt more confident.

After getting along for a long time, even though Mo Mo was confused in many places, he never missed the key moment and never did anything to accidentally injure friendly forces.

This trust was slowly established.

Ye Hanjun boldly felt Mo's body temperature, which was as cold as well water under the shade of a tree.

Of course, he couldn't touch it for a long time, otherwise the electric shock sensation would gradually increase, and his spiritual side would still warn him.

"Okay, that's it."

"Go and wake everyone up. I came to the land of laziness out of nowhere, and I don't know if it's good or bad."

Under Ye Hanjun's instructions, Guagua and Muyi acted separately.

Yeliu Ying, Bana, Huazhu, and Ejifla were all awakened one by one from their slumbers.

When it was Lan Qi Xi's turn, Yang Xiaoqi and Snake Xiao Xi succeeded in waking them up, feeling much more energetic.

Only the lazy lion slept soundly. No matter how much he was beaten or even kicked, he showed no sign of waking up.

"It's over, sleeping little lazy one, his face is thicker than the city wall!"

"Advancing to the Supreme Saint Xiaocheng, the defense power has also been improved. The diamond is indestructible, no matter how hard you beat it, it won't work!"

Guagua transformed into a goose fairy, stepping on the lion's head and jumping up and down, but it was all in vain.

Muyi, who was always calm, tried to stimulate Shi Xiaolan with his divinity.

But Shi Xiaolan seems to be accustomed to the divinity of Hanba clan.

He didn't regard him as an enemy at all, and he had no physical instinct to face a crisis.

"Forget about being lazy, Ejifla, how do you feel?"

"I?"

When Ejifla woke up, she frowned and stared at the place where she had just been lying.

Because the incident happened suddenly, her accompanying magic weapon, the Ruyi Bed, had no time to receive the true body.

For an unspecified amount of time, she just lay on the cold floor, stained with dust and dirt, and had no image at all.

"I am angry!"

Ajifla nodded her head seriously and expressed her true feelings.

Hearing this, Guagua shrank his neck and curled up secretly.

No matter what, it was its fault.

In terms of responsibility, the big tadpole took half, and it took the other half.

Xiao Meili must have been innocently implicated. She didn't get any big benefits, and she slept for no reason. She was angry-it was right.

"Since you are here, it's not right not to say hello to the owner here, right?"

Akifla was not so petty this time.

She glanced at Guagua, and immediately cast her eyes on the statue. Then, she stared at the sleeping original sleep demons around her, with the purple brilliance in her eyes undisguised.

"We found the Lazy Pillow!"

"These lazy demons, either spit it out or give us a treasure to nourish your skin!"

"That's right!"

Guagua confirmed that Xiaomeili did not blame him, and immediately put on a righteous expression and began to support him from a distance:

"That's what I mean! Either barter, take out treasures of equal value to exchange!"

"Or help us find the Whip of Lust, exchange tools for tools, no cheating!"

"Sleeping like this, without doing anything, we already have our own magic tool."

"Where in the world is such a good thing? You can't do this in your daydreams!"

While talking, the eccentric Guagua observed the expression of the big tadpole.

Seeing that he showed a look of approval, it smiled and immediately maintained the shape of the Great Goose Immortal, flapping one wing on the butt of a sleep demon.

"Bang!"

The Great Goose Immortal's form is at least the barbarian beast physique of the Supreme Saint Xu Yin.

But this randomly selected original sleep demon just took out his claws and rubbed his butt, like tickling, not caring at all.

"No way, the defense is so abnormal?"

Guagua didn't believe it, switched to the form of a little black hat, and cast extreme spells one after another.

It was freezing cold, lightning and thunder, strong winds and rain, and darkness... Different elements collided here, and the buildings did not move at all. The original sleep demons that were attacked also slept soundly, without any signs of being disturbed.

Guagua was stunned and once doubted whether he was the fetus of the Holy One.

Are the skills he mastered composed of illusions? Why didn't he cause any harm?

"No, the laws of this place secretly protect the lazy heirs..."

For the first time in her life, Bana stepped into the kingdom of the Seven Sins.

The first thing she came to was the capital, and the first thing she came to was the Queen's Tower.

She was terrified and trembling.

Seeing Ye Hanjun's back and Mu Yi who slaughtered the Demon Marshal single-handedly, she calmed down and helped to think about countermeasures:

"The Demon Queen Tower is a sacred place in the eyes of the original demons."

"If it were other original demon kings, they would have to eat us alive."

"But Laziness is different. Among the seven branches, this lineage has a very low sense of existence and the lowest threat coefficient."

"It's not that they are not strong, on the contrary, they are terribly strong."

"It's just because of their personality. They generally don't fight with the world. Whether it's the affairs of the demons or the human race, they often don't help each other..."

Bana briefly introduced the basic views of the humans in the Desire Realm on the original sleep demon clan.

Ye Hanjun frowned. In this case, among the descendants of the Seven Sins, the Laziness lineage is the safest. It is actually difficult to make enemies with them?

Thinking, Ye Hanjun locked his sight on the largest original sleep demon.

This guy's attribute panel also has "The recognition of the Seven Sins (shallow)".

However, behind "The Demon Queen's Inheritance", it is marked "Laluhab/Order 1".

He is Kukuba - the lazy king shown in the projection during the meeting of the seven lords.

"Instead of waking up the low-level original sleep demon who does not have enough say, it is better to wake up the real king at once..."

Ye Hanjun murmured to himself, his eyes showing determination.

He summoned Jian Leizi, slowly grasped the hilt, and pointed the tip of the sword at the sole of Kukuba's foot.

During this process, the cross-gold sword burst out with dazzling lightning, and the crackling arcs quickly covered the snoring that came one after another.

Kukuba - motionless!

He still did not feel threatened, and the state of deep sleep was from beginning to end.

"Sorry, if you disturb me, please wake up!"

A sword light flashed in Ye Hanjun's eyes, and the next moment, Jian Leizi slipped out of his hand and hit the target directly.

However, what was surprising was that Jian Leizi, who was known for his domineering and sharpness, could not pierce the foot skin of the original sleep demon.

"Environmental protection, defense has been raised to a higher level?"

"Mo, try it, climb onto its face and see if it reacts."

"Oh."

Polite and sensible Mo jumped onto Kukuba's body as instructed.

It climbed along the rough skin, occasionally grabbing the thick sweat hairs to increase the friction when moving.

When it got close to the big millstone-shaped face, Mo saw that the other party did not react, and released the sealed Great Disaster Evil Demon Body little by little.

"Ah..."

Kukuba's eyelids trembled a few times, and he turned over suddenly, trying to throw Mo away.

Mo had tentacles that firmly attached to it, and no matter how Kukuba tossed it, it remained motionless.

After repeating several times, Mo blinked, with a look of joy on his cheeks.

Creatures that cannot be killed with a single glare have the potential to become friends!

This sleeping demon must be able to share a lot of happiness!

Thinking of this, Mo became happier and happier.

When he was happy, the friction between the tentacles became more and more frequent.

"Click!"

Just where it lay, a pool of blood was faintly visible through its pores.

That was the pattern of flowers, which was only blood red at first, but soon turned into colorful colors, each one more beautiful than the other.

In the attribute panel, the deep sleep state was suddenly broken.

Kukuba suddenly opened his eyes, and slapped his face with his bear-like thick magic paw.

"Pah!"

It turned into a meat pie, and all the blood plasma in its body splashed out.

It made an inhuman groan, enjoying the pain of this moment.

At the same time, in line with the idea of ​​reciprocity between new friends, it activated the "Finger of the Painful Demon" to share the current happiness.

"Ah! Where did the poisonous mosquito come from!"

"I slept so soundly, I hate mosquitoes the most! Go to hell! Don't get close to me!"

Kukuba slapped his left face 18 times in a row.

When the fifth slap, half of his face was already red and swollen.

When the tenth slap, it was directly swollen like a pig's head.

By the time the eighteenth blow was over, one of his front teeth was broken and his eye socket was cracked. He was extremely cruel to himself.

"I woke up, I finally woke up!"

Guagua covered his eyes and peeked through his fingers.

The rag has divine blood, which is a powerful weapon.

This poor big guy, it would be great if he was awakened by the little sword, but he had to suffer another heavy punishment.

"Hiss... Who are you?"

"This is the Queen's Tower. I've hidden here, and there's still work waiting for me? No! I don't like work!"

Kukuba screamed hysterically.

His breath was unstable and he couldn't absolutely resist Mo's curse.

But the statue in the center and the pillow behind the statue were releasing gray beams of light.

Illuminated by this beam of light, the flattened Mo suddenly flew up and was forced to leave Kukuba's body.

"Who are you, with such thick divine blood?"

Kukuba realized something was wrong and shrugged his rotten skin off.

His body was huge, so his vision was naturally wide.

Ye Hanjun, Ye Liuying, and Bana were all included at a glance.

When his eyes passed over Ekifla, his eyes paused for a second, and he looked suspicious:

"Eh? The original succubus?"

"You look very unique, are you from the new generation? Why do you run to my lazy country instead of staying in the country of lust?"

"..."

Ekifla looked at Kukuba with a look of looking at a dead person.

After a while, she squeezed out a few devil words from her teeth:

"You...didn't you attend the Seven Lords Meeting? Why are you pretending to be stupid here?"

"Seven Lords Meeting? When did it happen?"

Kukuba scratched his head, looking like you are lying to me.

Suddenly, he had a thought, and with one hand he reached into his buttocks, and pulled out a wrinkled piece of paper that looked like toilet paper from his crotch.

He stared at the words on it, and repeated:

"My king, the King of Arrogance invites you to a meeting."

"I saw that you were sleeping soundly, so I was lazy and projected it to you. I didn't wake you up, you won't blame me, right?"

"Okay, the meeting is over, I'm off duty, and the next one on duty is Kukuda, we'll see each other in our lifetime..."

After a few scribbled words, Kukuba suddenly realized:

"Oh, it's Kukuda."

"This kid doesn't learn the bad things, but the good things. He has learned all my essence, and he has the potential to be the chief..."

"No, no, I don't want to be the chief!"

As soon as the voice fell, an original sleep demon in the corner suddenly hugged his head, as if he was having a nightmare.

Kukuba pricked up his ears, scratched his head, and said speechlessly:

"Alas, if the old generation hadn't all died, who would want to be the patriarch?"

"You guys should stand up, get promoted to the Supreme Saint and take over my job."

"Hey, who is this guy? He has a thick skin and sleeps better than me..."

As he said that, Kukuba's eyes sparkled, and he rushed to the side of Lanqi Xiong in a few steps, staring at the lion's head.

Sheep Xiaoqi and Snake Xiaoxiong were all frightened.

The divine fluctuations on Kukuba's body were very strong, and with the Supreme Saint's level, he would not be able to become a god for half a step. He must be an absolute king, and it is difficult for creatures to match him.

"Wow! The ancestor has opened his eyes!"

"This guy has actually been recognized by the Seven Sins, and the Queen of Demons, Laluhab, has also given him a blessing!"

"What a pity, it's just a blessing, not an inheritance!"

"If it were an inheritance, I would immediately lead my entire clan to retire and hand over the Lazy Kingdom. You can do whatever you want!"

Kukuba's eyes first lit up, and then his face was full of annoyance.

This made Ye Hanjun and Ye Liuying stunned. Is this really the King of Laziness? Why is he so out of tune like an idiot?

"That..."

Guagua raised his hand and said weakly:

"Big guy, look at the top of your head."

"Top of your head?"

Kukuba immediately raised his head, looking east and west, like a monkey.

Finally, he saw the pillow behind the statue and racked his brains:

"Is this... a magic weapon of our tribe?"

"Huh?" Guagua was surprised, "Aren't you asleep? How do you know the news announced by the King of Pride?"

"Did Yuwen Nai tell you?"

Kukuba knocked his head and suddenly said in shock:

"Oh, I've delayed things!"

"As early as the seventh era of the ancient universe, when Kuku Bear was the tribe leader, our tribe already knew that there were seven magic weapons in the ancestor's tomb!"

"But Kuku Bear is too lazy, so lazy that the devil is furious!"

"He actually left such a troublesome matter to me. When I got angry, I forgot about it!"

"When I became the clan leader, I was so anxious that I couldn't even remember it!"

Kukuba looked like "it's not my fault" and took a long breath:

"It's okay, okay, Yu Wennai is still reliable."

"You are also good demons. You specially sent my clan's magic weapons back. It's a pity that I don't have any tea here, otherwise I would treat you well..."

"What a beautiful thought!"

Xiao Guagua puffed up her cheeks and interrupted:

"We accidentally activated the magic weapon and were automatically teleported here!"

"This is the treasure we worked so hard to find. You can either return it to us or help us find the Whip of Lust!"

"Huh? The magic weapon was scattered? And it fell into human hands?"

Kukuba patiently listened to Guagua's chatter and immediately became anxious.

It jumped up, took off the pillow, and stuffed it into the lazy lion's mouth:

"Take it, take it, don't touch me!"

"It's just a magic weapon, and we don't have to use it!"

"Anyway, I don't have money, and I can't help you!"

"My demonic life is meant to be destroyed. Please stay away from troublesome things!"

"Quaa?"

Guagua had a question mark on his face.

It and Lord Ye Han stared at each other with big eyes and small eyes. After a while, the voice became weaker and it said without confidence:

"Big guy, according to Ben Gua's understanding, magic weapons are of endless benefit to the descendants of the Seven Sins who share the same origin."

"If you can sleep with it on your head, it's possible to be promoted to half-step to becoming a god one day."

"Isn't even this not attractive to you? You are so determined."

Hearing the compliment, Kukuba Honeyjuice said happily:

"That is!"

"If I can just sit back and enjoy the success, and rush directly to the half-step to become a god or even the child of a true god, I will be happy!"

"But it can't be that simple. It's been almost two hundred thousand years, and there will never be another god in the world of desire after the Demon God."

"I'm not a chosen devil, so why should I bear the burden of these karma? Instead of working hard to become stronger, I'd better just die where I am. As a devil, all I want is happiness. How can I feel comfortable~~"

"Gah! You have more personality than the little beauty!"

Guagua couldn't help but marvel.

When Tadpole was doing the appraisal just now, he mentioned that Kukuba's core personality was to "eat and wait to die."

It had no concept before, but now, it has a little bit more meaning. (End of chapter)