Chapter 459: San San's Shock and Collapse [10,000 Words]
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Xue Fuxiao landed from the air and went directly through the window into Dongfang Sansan's room.
Dongfang Sansan didn't care that he went through the window instead of the door this time, and immediately pulled him over excitedly: "Hurry up, show me!"
Xue Fuxiao was satisfied.
I finally saw Sansan’s eager look, just as I expected.
He immediately hummed: "Please!"
Dongfang Sansan turned around and grabbed a sword.
"Come on, come on!...Why can't you take a joke..."
Xue Fuxiao was startled and quickly opened the space ring.
Dongfang Sansan looked at the supplies constantly pouring out, his pupils dilated, and he said with a trembling voice: "Classify them, you idiot!"
Xue Fuxiao hurried to work.
He was kicked in the butt: "Hurry up!"
Xue Fuxiao was kicked, she dared to be angry but dared not speak.
Seeing as you haven't been this happy in so many years, I forgive you.
After a long time.
Looking at the various treasures categorized in the office, Dongfang Sansan asked three times: "Did Fang Che really bring these out by himself?"
There was a slight tremor in the voice, it was just too much.
Xue Fuxiao said: "I released the small pile that Dongyun Yu brought out alone. Aren't they all there?"
"What a talent!"
Dongfang Sansan felt beyond words.
"Nine hundred and twenty black and white ginseng plants, one hundred thousand black and white ginseng fruits, ninety-five yin and yang ganoderma lucidum, fifty-four yin and yang roots of Zhenghun, sixteen dark vermilion fruits, and more than 300 fruits. Take root... I have to think about how to cultivate this thing, but it can’t die.”
"There are also these Feifeng Mingshen... eleven plants, Wolf God Grass. Is this Wolf God Grass? So big? How many thousands of years has it been? And this... and this..."
Dongfang Sansan's face turned red and he clicked excitedly.
"There is also this giant python skin that can be used to make protective clothing. More than three thousand pieces of these can be made... Xiaoxue, I think this treasured clothing can only be used as a waistcoat. There is no need to waste it. What do you think? ?”
"you're right."
Xue Fuxiao was completely helpless.
Sansan's frugal nature showed up again.
The Guardians are different from the Solipsistic Orthodox Church. All the Guardians' treasured clothes are small waistcoats.
But there is nothing we can do about it, there are too many people and too few resources. As for the protective clothing, as long as it protects the two locations of the heart and Dantian, it basically achieves the effect of the protective clothing.
As for being beheaded... Even if you are covered with clothes, it won't delay your beheading.
So there's nothing wrong with a waistcoat.
"Are these centipede beads? Have you counted them? How small are they?"
"Small centipede beads, 2,323,400, large ones, 110,000, extra-large ones, 20. The total number of centipede inner elixirs is 460,000; over there are snake beads, The small ones are 7.1 million, the large ones are 640,000, and the extra large ones are 36. The total number of python inner elixirs is 710,000."
Xue Fuxiao reported the data with some excitement.
"There are also more than 40,000 inner elixirs that should belong to birds, and other various inner elixirs, totaling 63,000."
Although I have checked it several times on the way, I still feel a sense of shock when I report the number now!
How did this kid do it?
"The sky is three feet high!"
Dongfang Sansan smiled gleefully: "The places this kid has walked through really echoed this sentence."
The sky is three feet high is not a good word, but when Dongfang Sansan said this, it was full of praise.
Xue Fuxiao smiled and looked at Dongfang Sansan, her heart full of satisfaction and relief.
How many years?
This is the first time to see Dongfang Sansan so happy and smiling. You can hardly even see the wrinkles on his face.
Dongfang Sansan was in high spirits and calculated in his mind. The more he calculated, the happier he became.
"Xiaoxue, if you sell these smaller snake beads and centipede beads, the price can be very high. Although these high-level warriors are not used, they are priceless treasures for ordinary families or wealthy people among ordinary people. . Because this kind of beads can basically remove all kinds of poisons, except for those strange poisons that only high-level warriors can come into contact with, they can also cure the poisons of snakes, spiders, centipedes and insects, so they are called poison-removing beads among the people."
"It's a family heirloom, something priceless."
"If we work it out, how much silver can we get? How many trillions or more can we get? In this way, we can provide pensions for brothers who died in the war, care for widows and their families, and preferential care for children in those families. Cultivating... is basically enough... This has always been the biggest problem in my heart..."
"There are also these larger snake beads, which can be auctioned or exchanged for countless spiritual materials. However, these can supply the training resources of all the guards in the main hall and all the martial arts schools. The low-level spiritual jade is enough to last for ten years... almost ?”
Dongfang Sansan's face glowed red: "These super-large snake beads and centipede beads can be used to build a detoxifying array at the headquarters. These large beads have the effect of being invulnerable to all poisons, but after doing this, I am sure, It can even cure some strange poisons.”
"Furthermore, those brothers who have been physically disabled for a long time, especially those who had their limbs cut off when they were young, can come here and use these powers to fight fire with fire, and then regrow new limbs to ensure complete combat. force."
"Those brothers whose origins are damaged can slowly recover here... These are enough. As long as we ensure the input of the best amethyst spiritual energy, even if 500 people enter every day, it can last for more than a year! "
"This is enough for the brothers and soldiers to recover... Before, this area was controlled by the Divine Crystal Heart of the Soli-Orthodox Cult, and my neck was about to be strangled. Now, I have finally made up for this shortcoming."
"There are still these elixirs, hurry up and make elixirs. Make more of the best elixirs that can strengthen the foundation and cultivate the body. It will be enough to supply the top few rewards for the talent selection in the whole continent, and continue to lay a solid foundation... Xiaoxue, the future of the mainland is really there. Hope."
"These black and white ginseng fruits...are also miraculous when used to make elixirs."
"And... Xiaoxue, great, great. This batch of resources is too huge and too timely."
Dongfang counted three or three, flexing his fingers to figure out what was needed and what could be supplemented.
His face was radiant, even his eyebrows were smiling.
Xue Fuxiao only felt inexplicable sadness.
Sansan has been really poor these years.
Guardians have always been resource-poor.
Over the years, Dongfang Sansan has been in a situation of tearing down the east wall to make up for the west wall.
He is like a housewife who has no rice to cook at home, but she must provide enough food for the whole family!
Others may not be able to bear living like this for a month and collapse.
But Dongfang Sansan has been living like this for more than 10,000 years!
In more than ten thousand years, Xue Fuxiao has never seen Dongfang Sansan as happy as she is today.
But because of this, I felt increasingly uncomfortable. Sour emotions rushed up in waves.
"You have thought so much, but you have never thought that you can eat a little bit of this Yin and Yang root of your true soul? If you eat it, the benefits to your soul and the hard work you have spent over the years will be almost gone. Can all the soul consciousness be replenished?"
Xue Fuxiao said coldly.
Dongfang Sansan laughed and said happily: "How much can you do with these? What a waste for me to eat. Even if I don't eat, who in the world can be better than me? Have you not seen that the entire Solipsism is also with me now?" Under calculation?"
Xue Fuxiao ignored Dongfang Sansan's boasting, but said angrily: "How much can you eat? One-tenth of one stick is enough. At most, it's about a hundred kilograms, and you will be in full condition! Here are How much? More than 70,000 pounds! What’s wrong with eating a hundred pounds?”
Dongfang Sansan suddenly said with heartache: "More than a hundred kilograms, you say it lightly, you know how many guardians can be made by more than a hundred kilograms..."
"Fang Che himself knows to keep two of them with his wife to eat. What happened to you eating some?"
"Fang Che should eat it. This is something he has earned through life and death. Why can't he eat it?"
Dongfang Sansan said: "But we are taking advantage and enjoying the gains. Think about it, how much effort Fang Che put in and how much hardship he endured to get these supplies, and how can I just line my own pockets with peace of mind? How can I live with it?" This belongs to all guardians!”
"Stop doing this. Without you, there would be no Guardian!"
Xue Fuxiao pulled out the love-cutting knife with a swishing sound, the knife was shining, and said fiercely: "I don't care about these big principles, but if you don't eat today, I will destroy everything here today! I won't leave you a kilogram. !”
Dongfang Sansan frowned and stood up.
Looking at Xue Fuxiao.
Xue Fuxiao showed no sign of weakness and stared at him.
The extremely determined eyes told him, if you don’t eat, I will kill you with one knife!
"Xiaoxue, don't be ridiculous."
"I'm not kidding, I'm serious. If you don't eat, I will chop them all!"
Dongfang Sansan saw that Xue Fuxiao couldn't retreat in fear, so she had no choice but to say: "Okay, okay, I'll eat, can I eat?"
"Then you eat now! I'll watch you eat one hundred and fifty pounds!"
Xue Fuxiao said.
As he said that, he grabbed the largest Yin-Yang root of Zhenghun, and with a brush, the spiritual energy was brushed, and it was washed clean.
A section was broken off with a click.
It's the most essential part at the bottom. Then he broke off a small piece and handed it to Dongfang Sansan: "Eat!"
Dongfang Sansan said angrily: "I will eat what I said I would eat. Am I still lying to you? How many times have I lied to you in this life?"
Xue Fuxiao was indifferent: "How many times have you lied to me in this life? Haha, anyway, lying to me hundreds of thousands of times is just a lot more. Why do you have the nerve to ask back so confidently?"
Dongfang Sansan: "... But this is more than one hundred and fifty kilograms... No, these are more than two hundred kilograms."
"When you eat it, it turns into your essence. Do you think I don't know? I don't even feel anything in my stomach."
Xue Fuxiao said: "Besides... I usually eat meat. Sometimes I eat hundreds or even a thousand kilograms in one meal. This is only two hundred kilograms. What does it count? You eat quickly! One hundred and fifty kilograms and two What’s the difference between a hundred pounds? I just accidentally broke off an extra piece.”
He played a little trick and broke off an extra fifty pounds and forced Dongfang Sansan to eat. Unexpectedly, he was discovered.
If you find it, you will find it. Now that I have found it, I will cheat.
No shame.
Dongfang Sansan couldn't survive it.
With a frown on his face, he had no choice but to start eating. After taking a bite, his eyes lit up and he said, "It's really delicious, crisp and sweet. Xiaoxue, you can have a piece too."
He broke off a piece from his hand and handed it over.
"OK."
Xue Fuxiao snapped another piece off from the severed whole plant.
Then he opened his mouth and bit: click!
Dongfang Sansan's face twitched, and he could see that Xue Fuxiao had to force himself to finish the two hundred kilograms today.
Otherwise he really doesn't mind being a saboteur.
"Hey... Since it's a waste, let's waste it once."
Dongfang Sansan said in pain: "I feel guilty after eating these. Then work more."
After that, he started eating.
Xue Fuxiao smiled happily and chewed along with her.
He has seen what Dongfang Sansan has become in these years. Now that she finally had the opportunity to replenish her body, and could watch him eat it with her own eyes, Xue Fuxiao felt extremely happy and satisfied.
While eating, Dongfang Sansan suddenly laughed: "Do you still remember that when we were children, we stole the Feng family's sweet potato, and then hid it under a tree by the river in disgrace, chewing it with a mouth full of mud?"
Xue Fuxiao was stunned for a moment, then said with a nostalgic smile: "It's been so many years... Hey, I remember you took me to steal that time. You were full of evil ideas at that time..."
Dongfang Sansan smiled warmly.
The two simply sat cross-legged on the ground, chewing the Zhenghun Yin and Yang roots facing each other.
But in my heart, I went back to my childhood, boyhood, and youth time, all the way until now...
Suddenly my heart was filled with different feelings.
"The friends we played with back then..." Dongfang Sansan sighed: "It's just the two of us, right?"
"It's just the two of us..." Xue Fuxiao smiled bitterly: "Rui Qianshan of Yutian Banner... we only met later when we were traveling in the world... our childhood companions... it's just the two of us. Dongfang Si Five was not born yet..."
The two of them chewed the yin and yang roots of Zhenghun.
Scenes of the past are passing by before our eyes and in our hearts.
Dongfang Sansan sighed, feeling heartbroken after taking one bite. But Xue Fuxiao will definitely not let him go until he finishes eating.
Maybe he could break off another one.
Just let go and eat.
He smiled and said: "You can imagine that we can actually benefit from such a big favor from a junior. It is really thanks to Fang Che that we can eat such good food today."
"Yes, this guy is pretty good."
Xue Fuxiao nodded, and then asked: "How do you plan to arrange him?"
"Fang Che, although he is small, the burden he carries is not much less than the two of us."
Dongfang Sansan said: "This wave of inspections on him should be over apparently. Next, he will be appointed. Since Feng Yun is now in charge of the southeast, do you think it would be better to let Fang Che take up the post of patrol of the southeast headquarters? How about the inspection?”
"General inspector?"
"No, ordinary inspection. Let him follow An Ruoxing."
"Is it too low?"
"It's too high."
Dongfang Sansan sighed: "He must lay a solid foundation and move up step by step. Moreover, as far as I know, Fang Che is about to take up the post of general inspection of Yixin Sect."
"Then our ordinary inspection still can't cope with the high position taught by Yixin."
"It's already very unusual. Don't rush it. It's not too late to make a decision after you have achieved results."
Xue Fuxiao finally nodded and sighed: "I feel a little wronged to him."
"no way."
Dongfang Sansan said: "In his matter, I have to carefully consider every step eight times, from the Guardian Headquarters, the Guardian Southeast Headquarters, Baiyun Continent; Baiyun Martial Academy, Yi Xin On the other side of the church, on the side of the Welfare Orthodox Church’s chief helmsman family, on the other side of the Welfare Orthodox Church’s younger generation, and on the side of the Welfare Orthodox Sect’s deputy chief leader…”
"After considering everything, we can come up with the most suitable position."
Dongfang Sansan said a little tiredly: "Besides, this guy is restless and always acts too hastily. The feeling this guy gives me is that he wants to be a martyr and be hung on the wall the next moment, which is not good. So before taking office, I will also arrange a visit in person."
Xue Fuxiao said: "In that case, you can bring him what he wants."
"What?"
"The space ring and the other elixirs made from this batch of materials. It's probably too late for the elixir, so it's the space ring."
"Did you agree to the space ring?" Dongfang Sansan stopped chewing in shock and looked up at Xue Fuxiao.
"Yeah. It's really inconvenient without this thing."
"you really……"
Dongfang Sansan had a headache: "Then I have to consider this aspect again. What should I do if the space ring is discovered by the senior leaders of the Solipsism... Don't you know that the space ring has its own soul power fluctuations? Now his My cultivation is far from being able to cover up the fluctuations in my soul power."
"I originally wanted him to do it naturally, arrange an opponent with a space ring, and when the time is right, let him cut off the captured one with a knife. Why did you agree in advance? What is his current level of cultivation?"
"Eighth level king level."
"It's too early! He's just a king!"
Dongfang Sansan was a little surprised.
Because this matter is out of control.
But since Xue Fuxiao agreed, she must give it. In this case, this ring... must be carefully planned.
He frowned and thought hard.
Xue Fuxiao was a little resentful and a little embarrassed.
He lowered his head and chewed the yin and yang root of Zhenghun desperately.
Click click click.
It seems that I did something wrong again?
"Uh, by the way, Feng Yunqi said he was coming to find you. I think there is a high possibility that this old boy will turn to us." Xue Fuxiao thought of another thing. I feel that this matter can help me get out of my embarrassment and take some credit.
"Hmm? Fengyunqi?"
Dongfang Sansan was a little surprised.
Aren’t they already ours? Why is it so likely to turn to us? Oh, Xue Fuxiao doesn’t know about this.
So he asked, "What is he doing here?"
"He wants to use this batch of materials to make elixirs, so of course he has to come to you to discuss it."
"It's normal to discuss, huh? Huh?"
Dongfang Sansan suddenly raised his head and looked at Xue Fuxiao with a mouthful of Zhenghun Yin Yang Gen in his mouth: "What are you talking about? Use these materials to make elixirs?"
"yes."
Xue Fuxiao is a matter of course.
"Did you let him see this pile?" Dongfang Sansan's expression changed.
"yes."
Xue Fuxiao said: "If you didn't see it, how could this old guy be so kind to help us make elixirs? I'm just a bait..."
Dongfang Sansan's face turned ugly to the naked eye. He looked at Xue Fuxiao and cursed: "Can your mind be clear?! How can you let him see these resources? That old guy has seen so much. Baby, can you still sleep? Isn’t that annoying me to death?”
"ah?"
"Hey... you don't understand."
Dongfang Sansan is tired.
Just forget to tell me "Don't let anyone see the resources from the Yin and Yang Realm", and this fool got into trouble.
Don't reveal your wealth, don't you understand? !
"I think Fengyunqi's alchemy skills are pretty good. His level is much better than our alchemy master." Xue Fuxiao struggled hard.
"But what I want is the Universal Pill; and Fengyunqi wants the Peak Pill. Once the materials are in his hands, he will not be at your mercy. This is in fundamental conflict with our long-term plan."
"The peak elixir wastes a lot of materials, and there are few elixirs. It would be good if ten furnaces can produce six furnaces. But the universal elixir can fundamentally enhance our foundation."
Dongfang Sansan said while thinking about how to reject Fengyun Qi.
Xue Fuxiao knew that she had done the second thing wrong again, and she felt guilty and wanted to run away.
"Ahem, Feng Yunqi asked me to rush to his side within ten days to help him treat Fang Laoliu. I also need to take one of Yu Tianqi or Rui Qianshan to protect the law."
Xue Fuxiao's words were actually asking for leave.
"Go ahead."
Dongfang Sansan thought: "Lao Liu must be saved."
"Is Fang Laoliu one of ours?"
Xue Fuxiao was finally curious.
"yes."
Since Xue Fuxiao asked this question, she naturally had to answer directly: "Lao Liu is one of ours, Fang Yunzheng, you should remember Fang Xiaoxiao from back then."
"Ah? Isn't he dead?"
"……Shut up!"
"...Uh uh oh."
Xue Fuxiao was shocked.
It turns out... Sansan had already invaded before Feng Yunqi and his team were formed... What the hell, if Feng Yunqi were the enemy, if Sansan really wanted to kill them...
Tsk…
Xue Fuxiao looked at Dongfang Sansan and took a breath: "It's too cloudy."
"Shut up!"
Dongfang Sansan had not yet decided how to deal with Fengyun Qi, so he said angrily.
Finally, under the supervision of Xue Fuxiao, Dongfang Sansan swallowed the last mouthful with difficulty, touched his stomach and said: "You are forcing me to do this. I haven't eaten like this in thousands of years. It's more than 200 kilograms." ... No matter how delicious the food is, it’s no wonder that advanced practitioners don’t like the feeling of eating, and their cheeks feel tired.”
"Hmph." Xue Fuxiao quickly stuffed her own small piece into her mouth.
"Hey, since there's nothing to do... then I'll go back? Practice digestion, and I've benefited from it today."
"Slower."
Dongfang Sansan hurriedly called him.
"What about the autobiography of King's Landing?"
Only then did Xue Fuxiao realize that she had not mentioned this important matter. I was just waiting to use this to watch the excitement, but I actually forgot about it, mainly because I was trained by Dongfang Sansan and just wanted to run away...
I suddenly felt energetic.
"Bring it back."
Xue Fuxiao chuckled, "It's quite a lot, it's quite long."
Dongfang Sansan smiled and said: "It's good to be long. If Jun Lin's magnificent life has very few words and a very short length, that would be abnormal."
"I guess you'll have to spend some time polishing it up."
Xue Fuxiao said.
"It doesn't matter."
Dongfang Sansan was confident: "Xiaoxue, I just became the chief military advisor. Otherwise, with my talents, I am not bragging to you. I would be a literary giant, or a famous poet in the mainland, right? Repairing an autobiography, For me, it’s a piece of cake.”
"That's right, it's necessary, no problem."
Xue Fuxiao said: "When this autobiography comes out and it is signed by Dongfang Sansan, I can even imagine the grand occasion when the world is boiling."
Dongfang Sansan chuckled: "Take it out and let me take a look."
Xue played the flute and placed a bag on the table.
"Spirit crystal?" Dongfang Sansan felt something was wrong.
"No, it's the Soul Jade Slip, Jun Lin's Autobiography."
Xue Fuxiao had a serious look on her face.
"??"
Dongfang Sansan was a little stunned and couldn't help but wink: "So...many?"
Xue Fuxiao took out the flutes one by one and arranged them in a long row according to the marks on them: "A total of thirty-six soul jade slips are here. Lord Jun Lin has done everything from birth to death."
Dongfang Sansan coughed: "Approximately how many words per piece?"
"Each piece is about half a million words, just a little more."
Xue Fuxiao said: "Total, sixteen million words."
"Cough cough cough cough..."
Dongfang Sansan coughed violently.
In an instant, the flash of panic and the messy expression in the wind that he tried hard to conceal were captured by Xue Fuxiao, who had been preparing for a long time.
Suddenly, Xue Fuxiao felt that all the hard work was worth it!
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Xue Fuxiao finally couldn't help laughing: "I finally saw your expression of collapse... Hahahaha... I didn't expect that the Dongfang Military Strategist, whose intelligence shocked the world, would have this day!"
Dongfang Sansan smiled: "I am also a human being. What's the big deal about being shocked? I just control myself well normally."
Then he frowned and said: "Thirty-six jade slips, each with 500,000 words, the total should be 18 million, right? How did you calculate this 16 million? Is your math level like this?"
Xue Fuxiao was stunned: "18 million? I heard Fang Che say 16 million, so I said it according to this number. In this case, it's not that I calculated it wrong, it's Fang Che who calculated it wrong, this is not my fault."
"Two idiots!"
Dongfang Sansan cursed: "Is it time to shirk responsibility now? What's the difference between 16 million and 18 million?"
Then why are you asking?
Xue Fuxiao was very depressed.
So if Fang Che calculated it wrong, there is no difference, and if I calculated it wrong, I am an idiot?
You have changed!
You have changed your heart!
As expected, I am not important with Fang Che.
Dongfang Sansan put away the jade slips while talking, and then put away all the treasures on the ground, pointing to the door and said: "You go! I have to stay up late tonight to read Jun Lin's autobiography."
Xue Fuxiao was very interested: "I'll accompany you to read it."
"No, no."
Dongfang Sansan shook his head repeatedly. As soon as he saw the thirty-six soul jade slips, he knew that something was wrong. God knows what Jun Lin wrote?
It's better to drive Xue Fuxiao away quickly.
"Oh, there is one more thing. The reward request for Dong Yunyu is a bit weird. He wants a silk banner and wants to send it to his home with gongs and drums. I agreed. He also promised a medal." Xue Fuxiao almost forgot about Dong Yunyu.
"Oh? The cheapest one in the Dong family?" Dongfang Sansan looked weird.
"That's it."
"Then go do it. Since you promised, go and arrange it." Dongfang Sansan said: "You don't need to go through me for this matter. Just say that you don't know."
Xue Fuxiao immediately felt something was wrong: "What's the matter?"
"It's okay. Just remember to do it. You have made a contribution, so you should be satisfied with this reward." Dongfang Sansan said.
"...Okay." Xue Fuxiao felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't figure it out.
"You go."
"Really can't watch it?"
"No."
Although Xue Fuxiao was reluctant to leave, but... Dongfang Sansan was merciless in driving people away, so he had to look back every few steps.
Wait until Xue Fuxiao left.
Dongfang Sansan rang the bell and ordered that no one was allowed to disturb him.
Then he sat on the most comfortable chair and began to read Jun Lin's autobiography.
Dongfang Sansan collapsed before he finished reading the first jade slip.
That's it?
I still need to sign?
After a quick glance at all, Dongfang Sansan lay on the chair with lifeless eyes, completely autistic.
If I sign my name and send it out, I'm afraid my reputation will be ruined!
Apart from other things, the boys taught by me on the whole continent are pale and thin, and the girls have no problem with their bellies.
For the goal of increasing the population of the mainland, it is estimated that it can be achieved quickly.
What should I do?
Dongfang Sansan sighed.
Start revising from the first sentence.
A drastic reform.
While revising, he was depressed. Junlin was indeed a hero of his generation, but he was not a good writer for writing articles. Not only was his writing watery, but he also couldn't grasp the key points. That's fine, but he was also very self-indulgent and narcissistic.
After reading this autobiography, Dongfang Sansan's only feeling was: it's better to overturn it all and write it again!
If I only pick out the key points of sex, leave only one million words, and directly name the book "Fengliu Tianxia", it can be published.
It will definitely make me hard!
What Dongfang Sansan has been looking forward to for so long has now become the most powerful weapon to torture him.
I have never sighed so much in my life.
I didn't sleep all night, and finished revising the first jade slip. I reduced 420,000 words from 500,000, and then "polished" 170,000 words myself, totaling 250,000 words.
Then I just lay down.
I didn't care about anything else and slept for a while.
Even if I was dreaming, I actually dreamed of the words of Jun Lin's autobiography.
"Jun Lin is really the most beautiful man in the world. This stunning girl fell in love with him at first sight. Compared with the male companion next to him, she suddenly felt that the male companion was not as good as a pile of shit... Jun Lin smiled gracefully, he really ruled the world, majestic and handsome..."
Dongfang Sansan turned over and sighed in his dream...
Damn it, no wonder Xue Fuxiao looked like she was waiting to see a show.
So that's it.
He could imagine how huge his workload would be in the next few days, which would make him feel annoyed, anxious, and even embarrassed...
"Jun Lin... With your writing skills, you actually wrote an autobiography..."
"You, you, you are just like Xue Hanhan... only suitable for fighting..."
...
Not to mention how Dongfang Sansan collapsed and how Xue Fuxiao was secretly happy.
After Xue Fuxiao left, Fang Che saw that it was only afternoon.
He scanned the area with his spiritual sense and found that there was no one around.
It was quiet.
So he walked out of the study room leisurely: "Ye Meng, come here!"
"What are you doing?" Ye Meng walked in.
He saw the fiery look in Fang Che's eyes.
Suddenly I felt bad, turned around and ran away: "I'm going to pack my clothes..."
Before he could run out, Fang Che stopped him and hugged him: "I'll do it tomorrow. Come on, I'll show you a big baby first... But it's suffocating me..."
Ye Meng struggled in shame and anger, but Fang Che carried him directly into the bedroom. Impulsively, he forced the woman against her will...
An hour and a half later.
Fang Che sat up energetically, feeling comfortable all over.
Ye Meng was covered with a thin quilt, and it felt like his whole body was still floating in the air.
I can't even focus my eyes.
It's not a feeling, but a real knowledge: Fang Che is stronger.
After a long time...
Only then did Ye Meng come back to his senses and said weakly: "Fang Che...you, you..."
"what?"
"You... you can find a concubine... I'm not jealous..." Ye Meng said weakly.
"What are you talking about? Am I that kind of person?"
Countless heroes have fallen under this sentence since ancient times. How could Fang Che be fooled by this?
Firm refusal: "I only like yourself!"
"I am not kidding."
"I'm serious too."
Ye Meng lay on the bed, feeling ashamed, happy, and worried. Hey, how good is this.
Fang Che went out naked with his shirt on and brought a thousand kilograms of Zhenghun Yin and Yang root.
With a swipe of spiritual energy, everything is clean.
He snapped off two three-inch-thick slices and handed one to Ye Meng: "Eat it."
"What is this?" Ye Meng asked breathlessly.
"This is Zhenghun Beauty Ginseng."
Fang Che said sternly: "If you eat more of this stuff, you can live forever, beautify your face, and keep your appearance for the rest of your life. You can also keep your figure unchanged, and you won't gain weight even if you eat it."
Ye Meng, who was still dying just now, sat up with a sudden sound, his eyes shining brightly and he was full of energy: "Really!?"
"real!"
Fang Che looked at Ye Meng's hurried upper body Zhuozhuo and couldn't help but his eyes lit up: "Why don't we eat later..."
"Stop it!"
Ye Meng directly knocked his hand aside, quickly put on clothes, and then grabbed the Yin and Yang roots of Zhenghun: "Is it true that beauty and beauty will last forever? Is it true that your body will not change and you will not gain weight even if you eat and drink?"
"Is this still false?"
Fang Che was full of confidence: "If it is a lie, the sky will strike with lightning."
Before he finished speaking, there was a click, and Ye Meng had already taken a big bite: "It's quite delicious. It's simply sweet."
"Of course." Fang Che also took a big bite: "But you have to eat more. Let's finish these two tonight."
Ye Meng weighed the amount of food, weighed the appetite washed by spiritual energy, and then felt the feeling after taking three mouthfuls. It seemed that... there was no feeling in the stomach at all. After eating, it immediately turned into a breath of fresh air and melted. Entering the meridians is normal.
In addition, I needed to replenish my water now, so I nodded with confidence: "No problem."
"And after eating this, women will be able to bear it better." Fang Che raised his eyebrows.
"Then I'll eat more."
Ye Meng munched more and more happily: "Crack, click, click."
"When we're full, let's exercise before eating." Fang Che suggested.
"No, not anymore. I can finish it."
Ye Meng was startled and hurriedly expressed his attitude.
The sound of "clicking" started to come again in the bedroom, and the two of them were eating and chatting.
When Ye Meng heard that ten years had passed since the strange space Fang Che entered during this mission, she felt a little distressed: "Why did it take so long?"
"Yeah, no one thought of it before, so I was so depressed..."
Fang Che sighed.
Ye Meng glanced sideways at him and gave him some snacks.
It turns out that's the case. I asked why I am so much stronger than before. It turns out that I have been holding it in for ten years. As long as it is not a normal situation, it will be fine.
The relieved Ye Meng was a little happy.
As he stuttered, he gradually became more lively.
"How is your cultivation?" Fang Che asked vaguely.
"What progress can we make in just ten days? We have barely reached the ninth rank of Wuhou."
Ye Meng said.
Fang Che counted the time. With this rate of progress, this girl really wasn't lazy at all.
Said: "Hurry up and break through to the king level. After you eat this, you should be almost there. You can break through in a few days."
"Then I have an idea."
Ye Meng likes this 'Zhenghun Beauty Ginseng' even more.
And as a girl, she is much more attentive than Fang Che, especially regarding the changes in her skin. After only taking two pieces, she can already clearly feel that her pores are tightening and her skin is smoother.
Moreover, the faint gray substance discharged with exercise is also the natural enemy of beauty.
This thing is really useful.
Moreover, as I eat Zhenghun Beauty Ginseng, my Yuan Yin Qi becomes more and more abundant.
So Ye Meng now fully believes what Fang Che said.
With a face full of happiness, while eating, he talked to Fang Che about what happened in the past ten days.
All the teachers and students who were guarding the hall were here. Hong Er was married. He also followed Fang Che’s instructions and hired people with money to go to the square and cemetery to pay tribute to the countless innocent souls who died at the hands of the Dream Demon. Incense was burned, flowers were placed, and a lot of paper money was burned to comfort the souls of the dead...what the hell.
"Hey, I missed the marriage of the two cripples."
Only then did Fang Che remember that it looked like he would go over to guard the main hall tomorrow.
By the way, I'm going to make up a gift for Cripple Hong Er.
Two righteous soul yin and yang roots weigh nearly 2,400 kilograms.
Although their stomachs were not full, and although they continued to work hard to digest, Fang Che and Ye Meng still worked hard to eat until dawn.
It felt like my body was almost bursting.
Ye Meng looked uncomfortable: "I have never eaten so much in one meal in my life..."
"Me too."
It was also the first time that Fang Che discovered that eating heavenly materials and earthly treasures could actually make him so tired.
My cheeks are sore.
"Wash away."
Ye Meng jumped up from the bed, full of energy.
I feel like I have a lot of fighting power.
The whole body has been washed away by the yin and yang root energy of Zhenghun a hundred times, and it must be washed.
"I am coming too."
"Don't follow me!"
Ye Meng entered the bathroom as if running away.
Start taking a bath. While observing your body carefully.
After a long time, Ye Meng happily hummed a ditty.
It really works.
Not to mention anything else, the condition of her skin was much better than before, and the essence was contained inside. Ye Meng could clearly feel that the large amount of energy she had eaten had not disappeared.
Rather, it is contained within one's own body, integrated with the flesh, blood, meridians and even bone marrow...
And in the future, it seems that these energies will not disappear. On the one hand, they will continue to improve body functions. On the other hand, they will become more and more stable in their own bodies and become a natural part of their bodies.