Chapter 304: [The Big Killer for Picking up Girls]
With the innate stimulation of the old fox Pusheng, Ye Kong and Fatty Hai practiced hard day and night. Even Xue Tanlang, the ice cube boy who always liked to practice alone, stayed behind.
Usually, besides their own sparring, they would also run to challenge Big Big Wolf or the bull shadow Aman and the tattooed witch. This move is admirable, but it is definitely asking for trouble. Ye Kong and Hai Fatty let Big Big Wolf beat them The flowers and water flowed, and the skin could hardly cover the bones. Fortunately, Big Big Wolf and Bull Shadow Aman are both fighting and fighting beasts, and they usually fail to show their strength 100% in sparring, otherwise they will suffer even worse defeats. The old fox stayed to guide them, and the ascetic saint would come over from time to time. The ascetic sage is more like pointing to Xue Tanlang, while the book sage is pointing to Prince Tianluo.
Ye Kong and Fatty Hai couldn't see it, and they were at a disadvantage, so they went to classmate Yue Yang. In order to avoid harassment, Yue Yang carefully spent three days creating new combat skills for them according to their situation. Yue Yang combined Yue Qiu's "Destroying the World with Swords and Swords", the "Emperor's Sword Qi" of the Jun family's royal family, and Wan Teng Cheling's "Heavy Pressure - Domain", Duanmu Dragon City's "Weakness, Domain and Zijin Hou's" Teleportation, and even the transformation of the nine-headed demon commander of the oriental demon tribe, and the dark summoning of Duran's demon commander, created a "big totem combat technique". It is an extremely shameless group fighting technique, The more people involved, the greater the power. At the same time, this is still a formation.
Yue Yang used the 'Wujin Obsidian' and 'Meteorite Refined Iron' refined from the body of the King of Obsidian, combined with the celestial runes, and combined with the totem pole idea that Yue Yang learned from playing online games before crossing, he researched a A runic totem pole with special effects.
Since Ye Kong and Fatty Hai can't use domain power now, they will use totem poles instead of domain power. Engrave the rune of the heavens on the totem, and within a certain range, it will produce an effect like a domain. This is Yueyang's counterfeit version of the idea.
Although the idea is a counterfeit version, the power and effect are very good, which makes the ascetic sage and the book sage very praised. The big totem combat skill was born under the shameless plagiarism and copying of Yue Yang. First, four totem poles were refined.
Except for Ye Kong who used a totem pole as a weapon, Fatty Hai and the Li brothers each carried a totem pole.
Once the battle starts, they will first insert the totem poles with the triple negative effects of weakness, gravity and darkness on the battlefield, and then join forces to attack while they are exerting their power. The more totem poles are inserted, the greater the power and the wider the scope of their interconnection.
As for the combat skills, the "Great Totem Combat Skills" is formed by recombining the "Great Totem Combat Skills" based on the sword slashing of the heaven and earth, supplemented by the emperor's sword energy, and the special effects of teleportation and transformation. Ye Kong and Fatty Hai mainly attack transformation, especially It's Fatty Hai, he can transform into a Behemoth monster before, absolutely no problem, Xue Tanlang and Prince Tianluo mainly focus on teleportation, anyway, if they don't teach them, they will steal it, Yue Yang simply be more generous and use it together. As for the Li brothers, in addition to assisting the attack, they are also responsible for guarding the totem pole.
If the material is not enough,
Yue Yang also wants Xuetanlang and Prince Tianluo to carry totem poles on their backs, it's best to carry one and stick one...
Anyway, the "Great Totem Combat Technique" created by Yue Yang is an extremely shameless group fighting tactic. It is impossible for a single person to exert its maximum power, but the more people there are, the greater the power of group fighting.
In the testing stage, not to mention ordinary warriors, even the old fox, a talent who had just been promoted, almost suffered a big loss. This is just the beginning.
Ye Kong and Fatty Hai haven't exerted their real power yet, and they haven't mastered the combat skills just now, and their cooperation with each other is not enough. When Ye Kong, Fatty Hai and the others are really refined, and they show 100% power, and when they meet a talent like the Big Dipper, Yaoguang, and Tianquan, they should be able to fight in groups and fight for the next one. Jun Wuyou and old man Yue Hai haven't come back yet.
The Yue family castle was rebuilt by Erbo Yueling with all his heart, and the enemy had disappeared, so the situation was calm for a while, and no war came to the door. Yue Yang decided to put down the alchemy and alchemy that lacked in materials first, and focus on other things.
He left Big Big Wolf to practice with Ye Kong and the others, tormenting them, and he took Xue Wuxia and the others back to the small garden. During the day, he not only practiced body-fitting skills with the girls to improve together, but also enjoyed sex at night. She is becoming more and more like a virtuous little wife... To be precise, classmate Yue Yang's ability to train her is too strong. Many shameful actions that sick beauties would not or would not do before were all tempted by him. On his body, it is really cool to let Yue Yang have a good life, and he is as happy as a fairy.
Although the rooms of Princess Sissi and City Lord Luohua are far apart, you can often hear the sickly beauty's characteristic panting and moaning sounds at night, especially when classmate Yue Yang is playing tricks and the sickly beauty can't help it, it is especially clear. Princess Sissi, who is endowed with the six senses, is quite distressed, and it seems that being too sensitive is not all a good thing. But the most troubled one is not her, but Yue Yu.
She knew that it was normal for husband and wife to have this bed exercise, and she even hoped that the sick beauty would give Yue Yang a white and fat son, so that the three and four would have successors. But when she overheard these voices, she would still be embarrassed. After all, her identity is a sister.
There are not many rooms in the small garden, plus Yue Yu's strength is constantly improving, his eyes and ears are clear, and in the dead of night, no matter how much he covers his head with a quilt, he can still hear a faint sound... It makes Yue Yu feel crazy What's more, her will is very resistant, she doesn't want to listen to this more, and she often spits on herself, but once there is a sound, her will is no match for the instinct of her body, and her ears will always be very keen to catch the faint sound , as if she longed to hear such a shameful voice—r—her heartbeat would speed up with the sick beauty's panting. At first, she was very uncomfortable with this kind of life-o
But she found that Xue Wuxia, Princess Sissi and City Mistress Luohua all acted as if nothing had happened, and it was difficult for her to propose to leave.
After a few more days, she found that she was used to listening to the happy light olive sound of her younger brother and sister-in-law at night. If she hadn't heard it before, she even felt a strange feeling that she couldn't sleep well.
The happiest girl is Yue Bing, she is tired from practicing during the day, and sleeps very soundly at night, and Yue Yang always gives her the cover and stick to see that she sleeps well before enjoying it.
As for Yinanniu, the relationship between her and classmate Yue Yang has developed rapidly.
The reason is that Yue Yang tells stories to coax her every day.
What Liang Zhu, what Xu Xian and White Snake, what Romeo and Juliet, every day can be fresh and different... Yi Nan wanted to laugh, and Yue Yang said that Hua Mulan changed clothes and joined the army to make her laugh; The ten niangs sank the treasure chest in anger; if it is more tragic, there will be Li Qingzhao who meets a liar and goes to jail for the second marriage;
If you want love to linger for thousands of years, there are also those who have been praised for thousands of years, such as Meng Jiangnu crying and collapsing the Great Wall, or Farewell My Concubine.
Even, when Yue Yang threw his schoolbag and vividly told the poignant love story between Lu You and his cousin Tang Wan and the phoenix hairpin, it made the whole room cry.
Red crisp hands, yellow wine, and willows in the palace walls full of spring in the city; the east wind is evil, the joy is thin, the heart is full of melancholy, and I have been away for several years, wrong, wrong, wrong.
Spring is the same as before, people are empty and thin, tears are red and silky sharks are through; peach blossoms fall, Xianchi Pavilion, Shanmeng! \}Here, brocade books are hard to entrust, Mo, Mo, Mo.
In order to pick up girls, classmate Yue Yang remembered Lu You's hairpin phoenix very clearly. Of course, this had something to do with his memory improving a hundredfold after he practiced the innate body-shattering invisible sword energy. Now when he wants to recall what he has learned before, he will remember it very clearly, almost instantly. If you have this memory ability before, you can get a good grade in the exam without reviewing at all.
As soon as this hairpin phoenix came out, Xue Wuxia, who was never easily moved, also strongly urged him to write down the hairpin phoenix that Lu You's cousin Tang Wan responded to. As a result, Yue Yang had to pick a schoolbag again.
The love of the world is thin, the love of human beings is evil, the rain sends the evening flowers easy to fall; the dawn wind is dry, the tear stains are lingering, if you want to express your thoughts, talk alone on the slanted bar, it is difficult, difficult, difficult.
Everyone is different, today is not yesterday, the sick soul has tasted the swing; the sound of horns is cold, the night is fading, afraid of being questioned, swallowing tears and pretending to be happy, hiding, hiding, hiding. Now, finally, no one suspects that classmate Yue Yang can't compose poems.
At first, Xue Wuxia suspected that this kid was just making up stories to coax Yi Nan, and just smiled at Romeo and Juliet, but after listening to it, she felt that it was wrong. The singing was extremely desolate, although Yue Yang couldn't sing that feeling, but Xue Wuxia could hear the tune, it could easily resonate with people, and it made people's hearts tremble. It would be a big deal if it was a woman singing.
Can sing, it can be said that this kid made it up, but writing poetry is definitely not good, it requires talent... This kid Yue Yang has the talent to write poetry?
Xue Wuxia had been skeptical before, if he had read some ancient book, he probably would weave two pairs of shoes in front of the bed, and put that obscene poem on the undressed floor...
Later, Yue Yang talked more and more, coaxing Yinan to smile, making Xue Wuxia, Princess Qians, City Lord Luohua and Yue Yu secretly startled. Which ancient book would have so many stories? Which ancient book has so many amazing poems? His reading hands are flawless, and he has never seen such poems and love stories. There are so many ancient texts and runes as sick beauties, and I have never seen them in my life. Everyone guesses that there are only two possibilities.
One is that this kid has some kind of divine sense, and when he dreams, he can dream about things that others don't know.
Two, this kid is a perverted genius. Not only does he practice martial arts, but he can also write poems and make up stories. Although the purpose is wrong, he only uses it to coax Xiao Chuan, not the right place.
After discussion, everyone felt that there were two possibilities. The reason is that this kid will improve his skills when he sleeps, maybe there is some kind of divine guidance in his dream, otherwise it is impossible to improve his skills after sleeping. Sometimes, when Yue Yang encounters difficulties, he can solve the problem after he sleeps. There must be something different about this kid, but everyone doesn't know it. This is one, if it comes to the second point, all the women do not doubt Yue Yang's genius, this kid can create such a perverted and shameless martial arts like "The Great Totem Fighting Skill", it is not enough to make up a small story to coax Yinan Difficult, let alone he has a criminal record... As early as the first time he met Yi Jian, he pretended not to read and asked her to help him fill out a form to sign up as a soldier, and named him "Titan".
How could classmate Yue Yang, who had never even heard of Outland and didn't even know what a Titan was, could name him a Titan? And irony, saying that the Titan is a dwarf...proves that he knows, and knows very well about Outland.
Yue Yang can write poems, which is probably related to his mother's inheritance of knowledge. Maybe Lu You and Tang Wan are characters from ancient times. Their stories have not been handed down, but Yue Yang's mother knows through ancient documents and passed on this knowledge to her son, so Yue Yang knew these secrets that others did not know. "Student Yue Yang, work hard, and write something more romantic next time." Xue Wuxia patted Yue Yang's shoulder, and before the girls could react, she took away the two hairpins and phoenixes. "Mine must be different, and must be top quality poetry." Princess Sissi glared at Yue Yang with a rouge tiger.
"It doesn't matter how much you write. I like poetry and I like songs. It would be great if you could sing while watering the flowers." Luohua City Mistress smiled, but if Yue Yang dared not agree, her jade Twist his ears.
"You think this is giving birth, I don't have any in my stomach...forget it, what's so difficult about it." Student Yue Yang carried the banner of plagiarism. If you don't know how to write, you can also steal. At worst, you can recite poems. As long as you can coax the hearts of beauties, big and small, there is no difficulty in reciting poems. After reciting Tang poems and then Song Ci, after reciting Chinese and Western poems, all Goethe, Heine, and Byron are all brought out. The big killer for picking up girls is Be bold and thick-skinned! There are girls, plagiarism and so on are just floating clouds! "Brother is so amazing!" This time, little girl Yue Bing admired her brother Yu even more.
As for Yi Nanniu, she decided to keep him at night and watch butterflies fly together with him... No butterflies at night? Then use psychedelic butterflies instead!