Chapter 170 The Weasley Twins' Big Baby
Soon, Lockhart started the class.
He first spent half a class to explain the teaching accident yesterday.
Of course, in Lockhart's words, it was not a teaching accident, but a test of the little wizards.
When the Cornish elves made a fuss in the classroom, he, Gilderoy Lockhart, did not run away.
He just wanted to see the real level of the little wizards.
"I am disappointed. You are already in the second grade, but you can't even deal with the Cornish elves. Although those little guys are naughty, the way to deal with them is very simple." Lockhart said so.
Just when Andy thought that Lockhart was going to explain how to deal with the Cornish elves, Lockhart called a few little wizards to the stage and cooperated with him to restore the scene at that time.
What a stage play.
At the end of the play, as Lockhart waved his wand, the students who played the Cornish elves fell to the ground at Lockhart's signal.
Then, a class time passed.
"This is the most outrageous Defense Against the Dark Arts class I've ever taken."
After class, Andy couldn't help but complain: "Don't even mention Professor Twain, even Quirrell is much better than him."
At least Quirrell can read textbooks, but Lockhart can only perform stage plays.
"I can't believe that Dumbledore would find such a person to teach us."
Andy said angrily: "Even if Dumbledore was deceived by him at the beginning, Lockhart has already attended the class for two days. Why didn't Dumbledore expel him?"
What made Andy speechless the most was that the homework left by Lockhart was a questionnaire, which they had to fill out before class next week.
There were dozens of questions on the questionnaire.
1. What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite color?
2. What is Gilderoy Lockhart's secret ideal?
...
It's outrageous!
Hermione followed Andy without saying a word.
The little witch had just experienced the blow of idol disillusionment and was still a little depressed.
"What can I do to change the professor? "Andy is ready to formally implement the plan.
Unlike Quirrell, Lockhart is very famous internationally. It is unrealistic to use the method of driving Quirrell away to deal with Lockhart.
If you want to deal with Lockhart, you must find solid evidence.
"Use truth serum?" Andy frowned slightly.
Veritaserum is easy to use, but once discovered, Andy himself may be implicated.
Andy does not want to be transferred to Azkaban.
You can try the Confusion Charm.
Find an opportunity to make Lockhart embarrassed in public, then take a photo, and finally send the photo to Rita Skeeter for publication in the newspaper.
As long as that woman makes up something, it will be enough to get Lockhart into trouble.
"It would be best if Dumbledore could be implicated. "Andy thought so in his heart.
In the third grade, Andy didn't want to compete with the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor again.
It's just a pity for the fifth and seventh grade students, they can't learn anything this year.
After eating in the hall, Hermione finally recovered from the blow of the shattered idol.
"Andy, what are you going to do?" The little witch asked stealthily.
"What?" Andy was stunned.
"It's a plan to drive the professor away!"
Hermione lowered her voice and said, "This is what you and Malfoy discussed, right?"
"I haven't thought about it yet!" Andy said helplessly: "Lockhart is very famous. If you want to deal with him, ordinary methods won't work."
After a pause, Andy leaned close to Hermione's ear, "I need a new wand, or go to Snape's office to steal some herbs."
Andy reconsidered it. It's not impossible to use truth serum, but you can't go to a formal pharmacy to buy potion materials.
"George, Fred! "Andy shouted at the Gryffindor table.
The Weasley twins ran over immediately.
"Hi, Andy!"
George said excitedly: "Do you want to discuss the plan for the magic amusement park?"
"Magic amusement park?" Hermione raised her eyebrows.
"After we graduate, we plan to open a magic amusement park. We have already made a preliminary plan." Andy explained casually.
"Not a bad idea." Hermione agreed.
Andy looked at George and lowered his voice and said: "You two have rich experience in night tours. I want to go to Snape's office to steal some potion materials. I wonder if you have any ideas?"
"No, I don't agree."
Hermione immediately said: "If Snape finds out, Andy, you will be expelled."
"No!"
Andy was confident, "Hermione, don't forget, I helped Snape once, he won't expel me, at most he will put me in detention. Besides, I know his little secret."
"Do you know Snape's secret? "George exclaimed.
"Is it the one you told us last time?" Fred asked.
"Or have you discovered a new secret?"
"We can help you travel at night."
"We can also help you steal herbs from Snape's office."
"But in exchange..."
"You have to tell us Snape's secret."
George and Fred spoke one sentence each, and expressed their meanings clearly.
"Okay!" Andy nodded.
"Wait for us."
George turned to look at Fred, "Go get that thing. I think Andy needs it more than we do now."
Fred nodded, then stood up and ran out of the hall.
"What is it?" Andy asked curiously.
"You'll know in a moment."
George said proudly, "That's our secret weapon. The reason why Fred and I can get through the castle at night is all thanks to this thing."
"Although we don't know what you want to do, you'd better make good use of it. We told you because we trust you."
Although George and Fred look a little unreliable, they have inherited the sense of justice of the Weasley family.
They can play pranks, but their pranks are never excessive. So even those who are fooled by them don't hate them.
"Of course, I stole Snape's medicine because I had something to do." Andy explained.
"We fully support you on this matter." George patted Andy's shoulder, looking like a buddy supporting you.
Andy actually knows the twins quite well.
In the twins' minds, stealing the medicine from Snape's office is a cool and righteous adventure.
But giving Lockhart the truth serum... is not something the twins can accept.
This sounds a bit contradictory.
But just like Mr. Weasley...
He is a very righteous person. He never violates the rules of the Ministry of Magic and never covets the funds of the Ministry of Magic.
But he selfishly modified the Muggle car.
In short, there is no honest person in the magic world.
The only difference is where they are dishonest.