Chapter 556: It’s You Humans Who Are Perverted

Because a certain boss surnamed Jiang was vomiting so much that he had to quit the next round of garbage picking and stayed in the monitoring room with F1101 to watch.

Picking up trash in person and watching people pick up trash in the control room are two completely different experiences.

When Jiang Qi picked it up by himself, he only had one thought in his mind:

Let me know where my baby is!

While watching people picking up trash in the monitoring room, Jiang Qi only had one thought in his mind:

Damn it, I've passed this place a few times before, why didn't I see this baby!

Am I blind?

Fuck, I, Fuck, Fuck!

Jiang Qi sat in the monitoring room, constantly taking photos with his mobile phone, recording precious garbage, marking fixed points, and decided to pick them up in the next round.

It doesn’t matter what shadowworm excrement it is!

With the popularization of F1101, Jiang Qi has accepted the invisible bug.

Invisible bug, a type of Zerg.

Although the Zerg and the Federation have fought several wars, and they are going to lose their minds, the Zerg are all treasures, and those who have used them are said to be good.

Take the invisible insect as an example. This insect looks like a giant silkworm baby. It has white segments, each segment has a pair of small black eyes and wings. It looks very insectoid. Everyone who has seen it is confused. Say Yue.

In terms of combat effectiveness, the Invisible Bug is a scumbag, and it can be a 50-50 fight with Teddy.

Because invisible bugs can become invisible on the battlefield, they usually serve as scouts to gather information. However, because they are a bit big (about the size of a border collie), the federal soldiers are not fools. Even if such a large Zerg is invisible, there is no way to detect it. Therefore, the status of invisible bugs among the Zerg has not been high and they belong to the fringe bugs.

In terms of meat quality, although invisible worms are high-quality protein, they are not tasty.

Under the management of Oracle Company, the Federals had long since escaped from the predicament of relying on the enemy to satisfy their hunger after the First World War, and there was no shortage of food. It would be another matter if the invisible insect meat was delicious and tasted great, but its meat was dry and tasted a bit bitter. Poor people would rather drink nutrient solution than eat invisible insect dried meat.

But as the saying goes, there are no waste Zerg, only merchants who have no eyes to discover beauty. With the continuous exploration of Oracle Company, the value of invisible bugs has finally been discovered.

stool!

Invisible bug droppings are the best air freshener.

It only needs simple treatment before it can be used. It is low cost and environmentally friendly. It can be used anywhere. It only needs to be laid on the ground with a layer. People who have used it in garbage dumps say it is good.

There are now more than 1.3 million invisible insect breeding farms in the federation, just to provide people across the federation with high-quality and low-priced poop.

How could such a good thing make people yue?

Jiang Qi continued to take photos happily.

A complete vase.

Good things, as long as they are complete in this garbage dump, they are good things.

A pig's head.

Well, it can be seen that there were indeed many pig-type aircraft before the N37 star.

An ugly robot with missing arms and legs.

Wow, if I could carry this big guy back, wouldn’t I make a fortune!

A...

A three-meter-high dung pile of invisible insect excrement.

Jiang Qi:......

"yue."

"Mr. Jiang Qi, Mr. Jiang Qi, what's wrong with you?"

Five minutes later, Jiang Qi weakly left the Wild Star Adventure Recreation Project.

Jiang Cha, who had already changed into the staff's clothes and was ready to join the job to help the tourists of the Wild Star Adventure Project, put on her gloves and asked about the approximate value of the garbage in the garbage dump while putting on her gloves. F3333.

"Is Jiang Qi suffering from gastroenteritis?"

"No." F3333 replied, "It should just be a simple nausea."

Jiang Cha was a little puzzled. Don’t you humans all like to play with shit?

The taxi driver eldest brother blew up shit when he was a kid, and Jiang Qi was very happy rolling around in the garbage dump before.

What's the situation now?

"Miss Jiangcha, do you remember everything I just said?" F3333 asked.

"Remember." Jiang Cha nodded. As a cultivating tea tree, quantum reading and photographic memory are essential skills.

"As long as the character of the recycler is consistent and does not collapse, it will be fine. There are no specific requirements, right?" Jiang Cha confirmed for the last time.

"Yes." F3333, who is not acting, has lost his lazy appearance. As a 007 worker specially developed for capitalist bosses, how can F3333 be the ultimate fisherman who can lie down and never sit down?

It's all about work.

F3333 said that he is just a little eager at most. After working hard for hundreds of years, even a coolie-type bionic doll will still want to fish and take a vacation for himself.

"Any kind of personality is acceptable?" Jiang Cha asked, "Gentle, friendly, and persuasive?"

"Of course, as long as you like, you can play the role of a mute who can only gesture." F3333 nodded, "The recyclers in this project have a lot of freedom. There are tens of millions of civil servants in the Federation, and there are all kinds of people. As long as it is reasonable, everything will be done." Either way.”

Jiang Cha nodded thoughtfully.

Soon, the garbage picking time in the garbage dump is over.

With the previous experience, everyone did not dare to linger and left one after another.

Gong Ye happily ran to the exit with his backpack on his back, eager to show off his harvest to Jiang Qi.

Gong Ye shoveled down the unknown black object on the abandoned car!

Although it was shoveled with the shovel exchanged by Zhou Yuan, Fang Jing, Yan Huaiyou, Li Liang, Manager Xu, and Cao Luoping who passed by on the way all helped him shovel several shovels because they couldn't stand it.

But that's not important.

Although Fang Jing was worried that Gong Ye had spent two whole games shoveling down garbage that was not familiar with the feces of invisible bugs. After this game, nothing was collected. He had no money to buy tickets for the next game, so he could only monitor the The room watched eagerly as everyone played, and gave Gong Ye a stew pot that he finally picked up that looked very high-tech, with all the buttons that he couldn't understand.

But, this is also...

Okay, this is kind of important.

However, these are not the point.

The point is that he, Gong Ye, finally shoveled down that black thing!

Hard work pays off!

"Hahahahahahaha, Jiang Qi, look what I shoveled down... eh? Where's Jiang Qi? Ai... you're Manager Ai, right? Manager Ai, where's Jiang Qi?" He kept shoveling the black unknown objects and didn't pick them up at all. Trash, so Gong Ye, who was extremely clean after the two games, was surprised to find that Jiang Qi was not waiting for everyone at the exit.

This kid is too lazy.

When everyone came, they were playing with their phones in the changing room, but now after the game is over, they are not waiting for everyone at the exit.

Most of them are hiding somewhere and playing with their mobile phones.

"What Jiang Qi?" F1101 looked at Gong Ye expressionlessly, "I remember you, the guy who failed to gain anything last time."

"If you want to get close, I advise you to put away these messy thoughts as soon as possible. It is the business to make a living by finding some valuable items in the garbage dump. You people from N37 are not qualified to do this. "

Gong Ye was not annoyed even after being scolded twice. Who told him that he was a palace guide who started out as a bar owner?

He only appreciates actors who perform well. In the last scene, F1101 didn't have much of a role. It was just a pure background. The highlight scenes were given to two newcomers, F3333 and F2387, and they had no sense of presence. Now Gong Ye looked at F1101 carefully and found that his acting skills were also good.

Manager Ai can do it. His main job is engineering, but now he’s not bad at acting part-time!

Where did Jiang Qi find these humble actors?

Everyone arrived one after another, some were happy and some were sad.

Jiang Wanwan is a typical person who starts at the peak. She didn't find anything good this round. The only complete object was a broken table lamp as big as a palm, which looked like a decoration. The rest are scattered items that will most likely be acquired as low-quality metal.

Store manager Xu’s character exploded this time and he picked up a round ball full of metallic luster and good texture. Although I don’t know what it is, and there is only one interface on the ball, in this garbage dump, such a technological thing is undoubtedly a good toy.

Others also picked up a lot of strange things. In terms of types of garbage, there were quite a lot in the garbage dump.

There are various small household appliances, decorations, machine fragments, robot limbs, weapons, and even mecha fragments, all of which are discovered by the players themselves. There is also garbage worth a lot of money, not fake big money like 50R or 80R, but real big money like 500R, 5000R or even 5wR.

If you don't get some truly valuable products, a 90wR boat ticket is really a fantasy.

When Jiang Qi was in the control room before, he hoped that F1101 would operate in secret and leak the grand prize to himself.

However, F1101 is upright and would rather die than say anything.

Cheating is no fun in playing this kind of game.

Jiang Qi also knew it, so when Yue had to find a doctor to save him, Jiang Qi left decisively and went to the infirmary to prescribe medicine, no longer worrying about what the big prize was.

Thanks to the Science and Technology Museum, the doctors in the amusement park infirmary are pretty good. They are not the school doctors in ordinary schools who are full of cephalosporins for any disease. They all used to work in regular hospitals, and then changed jobs for various reasons and opened their own clinics. As a result, he was a regular doctor who was attracted by the high salary of an amusement park and was not doing well in his career.

Basically all emergency doctors.

There is no way, given the horror level of the Science and Technology Museum, Jiang Qi would not be at ease if he did not arrange for a few emergency doctors who are proficient in first aid.

Everyone quickly formed a long queue and headed to the recycling center under the leadership of F1101.

There are still three recyclers in the recycling department this time.

F3333, F2387 and Jiangcha.

"Director Jiang?!"

Many people screamed in surprise when they saw Jiang Cha.

Everyone is very familiar with Jiangcha.

The mainstay of the amusement park, the only director of the finance department, and the only senior executive next to Hu Qing and Shen Lirong. Not only is a person beautiful, but he has a good personality and speaks softly, and he is the most gentle.

Subconsciously, most people lined up to Jiang Cha's side.

Neither Lilian nor Principal Peggy chose Jiang Cha.

The reason why they didn't choose was that these two magicians knew Jiang Cha better than others.

"It turns out you can become a recycler without playing games!" Lilian whispered to Principal Peggy, "Principal, I also want to be a recycler."

"Lillian, you are not suitable." Principal Peggy advised Lillian to recognize the reality. "This job requires very high acting skills."

Lillian:......

Lillian thought of a promotional video in which she wanted to be decent and her acting skills were respectable.

"Principal, my acting skills have actually improved!" Lilian was unwilling to give in.

Principal Peggy looked at Lillian calmly and said slowly: "Then you play an angry person for me."

"Ah!" Lilian immediately bared her teeth and became angry.

"It's a human being, not a monster."

Lilian's facial features exerted force and she roared louder: "Aww!"

Jiang Bing turned around and asked with concern: "Lillian, are you feeling sick in your stomach too?"

"Is there something wrong with your staff meals today? Do you want to go to the hospital? I think my brother should also... Hey, where is my brother? Director Ai, where is my brother?"

Jiang Bing realized belatedly that Jiang Qi had never shown up.

"Miss Jiang, Mr. Jiang Qi has gone to the infirmary." F1101 said respectfully.

Gong Ye:?

Manager Ai, this is not your attitude towards me just now!

"Crack!" The whip of the irritable old man F2387 interrupted everyone's conversation.

"What's the noise? What's the noise? Is this a place for you to make noise? If you keep chirping, kick them all out. The scumbags are not as noisy as you. There are people who don't even know where their next meal is. Spend your free time chatting here, I think you are just too busy and your life is too good."

"Really, the federal government actually allows you guys to enter the garbage dump for free. Doesn't this increase our workload? Let me tell you, the garbage in the garbage dump should not be recycled, but just destroy it directly. Increase my work. I only pay this little salary in a month, but I still have to do so many things."

"I really had eight lifetimes of bad luck before I was assigned to the garbage dump on planet N37. If I had known, I would have..."

"Okay, this is a policy implemented by the federal government to prevent the recurrence of previous incidents." F3333 persuaded like a good old man, "It's not like you don't know how serious the impact of the previous accident was. K07's garbage There was actually an S-class mecha's main energy source in the field. Such a precious thing was picked up by the poor people of the K07 star and eventually fell into the hands of the Zerg. It caused a lot of trouble to the federal army. Another war almost broke out. On the K07 star, All civil servants have been fired, you don’t want us to end up like this, right?”

"Now that the economy is in recession, there are so many people looking at our position, so you should stop complaining."

The main energy source of S-class mechas!

Everyone instantly caught the key words in the conversation between the two.

This time, Gong Ye was ranked first in the queue, and Jiang Cha's team was still in line.

Compared to F3333 and F2387, who still revealed some useful information through chatting, Jiang Cha was undoubtedly taciturn. He just lowered his head and carefully picked up the things in Gong Ye's basket.

Gong Ye didn't pick up much trash himself, but there was quite a lot in his basket.

Fang Jing was not the only one who was worried that Gong Ye would get away with it again. Gong Ye came out the earliest, and everyone who came to line up later couldn't help but give away some of his worthless things when they saw Gong Ye's pitifully empty basket. . A little from you and a little from me, Gong Ye’s basket was actually filled to the brim.

Gong Ye felt that although he and Jiang Cha were not familiar with each other, since they both knew each other's name, they could still get close.

It's almost the same as Jiangcha's set, and it's obviously more cost-effective than other people's sets.

"Director Jiang." Gong Ye put on a flattering smile on his face, "I have these things..."

"Who is Director Jiang?" Jiang Cha looked up expressionlessly and looked at her with such cold eyes that Gong Ye couldn't help but tremble.

"I've heard other colleagues talk about you a long time ago." Jiang Cha's eyes were devoid of warmth. "I picked up a basket of invisible insect excrement. The Federation has opened garbage dumps on so many abandoned planets. You are the first in the world. Do you want to Can I help you contact the reporter from the "Daily Federation" and ask him to conduct an exclusive interview with you about your journey of picking up a basket of invisible worm droppings?"

Gong Ye:......

Why are Director Jiang's acting skills so versatile?

Seeing that Gong Ye didn't speak, Jiang Cha couldn't help but sneer: "I think your cerebellum is not fully developed and your brain is not developed at all. What are you picking up?"

Jiang Cha pinched the unknown black object that Gong Ye had spent 40 minutes shoveling down with his fingertips. He couldn't hide the disgust in his eyes: "Hui Hui, you really have a soft spot for the Zerg."

"You have managed to get such a powerful sticky liquid, so you have wasted a lot of effort, right?"

"Too bad it's worthless."

"But I won't be as cruel as the previous recycler, and I won't give you a penny. After all, although your labor has not created any value, it cannot really be worthless. The federal government has given you the policy of benefiting the people. , you can’t really not enjoy it at all.”

"Let's do this, you take this slime away, and I'll give you 0.1R, which will be regarded as your hard work for helping the garbage dump dispose of the garbage."

As he spoke, Jiang Cha clapped his hands softly and said in an admiring tone: "You have made history by helping the garbage dump dispose of garbage."

"In order to prevent you from running out of food, I will give you 5R for the rest of the food, so that you can have a good meal and at least a bottle of water to drink, how about it?"

"Oh, by the way." Jiang Cha pulled out the basket under the table. It was full of invisible insect droppings that Gong Ye picked up last time. "This is the garbage you brought last time. We haven't had time to deal with it yet."

"I'll give you 0.2R as a courtesy fee, let's deal with it together."

"Look, I've found a job for you that's very suitable for you. If you work hard, you might make more than picking up trash."

"After all, all you pick up is real garbage."

Gong Ye: 0.0

Gong Ye left blankly.

Jiang Wanwan stepped forward tremblingly.

Jiang Cha rummaged through the basket and sneered: "Ah, another one whose cerebellum is not fully developed and the brain is completely underdeveloped. The brain development of you N37 people is really interesting. Do you want me to help you contact the reporter for an exclusive interview? "

Jiang Wanwan: 55555555

Manager Jiang is so scary QAQ.

Under Jiang Cha's mental attack, every lucky person in her queue enjoyed an extraordinary recycling experience.

Then everyone thought it was fun to pick up trash and they could do it again.

In the third scene, Jiang Cha still played the role of a recycler, but this time he was a gentle recycler. He spoke softly and kept quiet. The recycling price was also high, which made everyone feel uncomfortable.

After the third game, everyone who had been picking up trash for an hour decided to take a break and play with their phones for a while.

F1101 began to consult everyone.

No obvious bugs were found during the garbage collection process, so we could only find them in the recycling stage.

F1101 asked what kind of personality everyone liked.

"Brother Grumpy, although he yelled so loudly that it hurt my ears, the way he cracked the whip was so cool!" Zhou Yuan's eyes lit up.

"The weird little brother, as long as it's not me who's weird about him, I can accept it." Jiang Wanwan raised her hand actively.

"What if it's you who makes him angry?" Jiang Bing asked.

Jiang Wanwan was silent for a moment and said, "Then I can't do anything. I can only write it down and use the same words to blame others in the future."

Others:...

As expected of you!

"Tea sister, yin and yang tea sister yyds!"

"Director Jiang in the second game!"

"I still like the grumpy old man."

"Director Ai, you did a pretty good job!"

…

After counting, the weird Jiangcha got the most votes, F2387 and F3333 were evenly matched, F1101 got a few votes, and the considerate service version of Jiangcha got 0 votes.

F1101 was a little surprised.

"I thought everyone would like Director Jiang in the last scene." F1101 said.

In the last scene, Jiang Cha carried out the service with a smile to the end, which was in sharp contrast to the other two recyclers.

In response to this, everyone’s response was—

"Although Director Jiang in the last scene played his true character, beautiful, gentle and patient, I always felt that something was missing."

"Really, I feel uncomfortable if the recycler doesn't scold me."

"Director Jiang told me in the last scene that I picked up a lot of iron sheets and it was great. I will definitely be able to save 90wR to make my dream come true. When I left here, I had goosebumps."

"Yes, yes, me too. I was so envious of Jiang Wanwan and Gong Ye in the last game. Manager Jiang scolded them for their incomplete cerebellum and completely underdeveloped brains. I also really wanted Manager Jiang to scold me like this. Manager Jiang said this. At that time. That tone, that expression, that look that is three parts mocking, four parts sarcastic, and one part you are really miserable and a fool is really amazing!"

"Yes Yes!"

F1101:……

When it comes to perversion, it’s you humans! (End of chapter)