Chapter 480 Eastern Fortune Teller

After Cheng Chengzi's suggestion, Peng Xingyuan and others instantly understood the true meaning of this period of training and dispersed one after another.

Those who have classes go to the office to find wands to prepare lessons, while those who don’t have classes explore the school. For such a large castle, even if only three floors are open, it would take several days to really explore it.

There are so many magic items placed in the castle, and there are new discoveries every time.

At this time, someone may want to ask, Jiang Qi is also a new teacher, and he still teaches the crystal ball divination class. Should Jiang Qi follow the class schedule like other teachers?

The answer is no.

Jiang Qi's class was not included in the class schedule at all.

It's not because Jiang Qi is the boss and has privileges, it's mainly because his course is a bit complicated.

Crystal Ball Divination Class, you can tell from the name that it is a liar class.

Jiang Qi is neither a cultivator nor a magician, and he doesn't know how to do divination. Taking classes is cheating. Judging from the course content, there is no difference between the crystal ball divination class and Liu Lan's bubble class, both have 0 magic content.

But the crystal ball divination class is a professional magic course that actually appeared in the Magic Academy. It is a serious magic class.

Although the teacher of this course is a liar who does not understand divination.

But Jiang Qi was personally certified by the Incredible Magic Academy as a non-liar with the talent and level of divination.

So the current situation has become——

A divination class teacher who has a talent for divination but doesn’t know anything about divination and seems to be a liar is going to use a deceptive method to teach everyone a divination class that looks like he is cheating, but is actually teaching divination in a deceptive way. class.

It's just... confusing.

The source of all this confusion is that no one except Lillian knows how the previous liar got into the class, and Lillian was a deceiver who had no talent for divination but got an A in the divination class.

Therefore, what Jiang Qi has to do is not to integrate into the school like other teachers, attend classes in school normally according to the schedule every day, and ultimately make his performance natural.

What he wants to do is to ask Lillian to teach him how to be a qualified liar... No, he is the teacher of the crystal ball divination class.

Taking a divination class requires a lot of eloquence.

Before the emergency training, Jiang Qi always thought that his eloquence was good.

Don't say that the tongue is like a lotus flower, refer to a deer as a horse, and call the black one white. At least he is articulate, well-organized, active in thinking, good at association, and can make up lies one after another. The most basic thing is to tell lies with your eyes open.

result……

Very bad!

"Boss, you don't look stupid at ordinary times. Why don't your brain and mouth work at the critical moment?" Lilian, who originally took a fire magic class, found a familiar feeling after blasting in the classroom. She was extremely happy. After teaching Jiang Qi for half an hour, sadness returned to her face.

Jiang Qi didn't expect that he would encounter a failure in his eloquence. He flipped through the book "100 Omens of Crystal Ball Divination" in his hand and said, "I'm not wrong either."

"100 Omens of Crystal Ball Divination" is a textbook that Lillian used in her previous crystal ball divination class. It has always been kept in her magic pocket. Taking it out to Jiang Qi this time can be regarded as waste.

Jiang Qi pointed to the genuine crystal ball used for divination in front of Lilian: "This is still a real crystal ball of yours."

"It's a fog with no edges or patterns. The fog is still gray and has no other colors. This shows that you have no talent for divination at all. You haven't divined anything."

Jiang Qi turned to the third page of the book and pointed to the pattern on it: "This is a case that came out of a textbook."

Lillian:......

Principal Peggy: Pfft.

Teacher Zero: Pfft.

Lilian looked at Jiang Qi. There was no light in her beautiful eyes, and there was a hint of despair: "Do you think the tourists who come to the divination class in the future will have the talent for divination?"

Jiang Qi: "...Didn't they use the fake crystal ball you made? It must be able to produce something."

The crystal balls Lilian made can also be regarded as divination crystal balls to a certain extent. The method of making a divination crystal ball for entry-level apprentices is very simple. You only need to inject a specific type of magic power into a crystal ball of sufficient purity.

Of course, this kind of entry-level divination crystal ball is definitely not accurate, and people who are serious about divination will definitely not use it. Parents usually buy one as a toy and take it home to comfort their children.

In order to give tourists a sufficient experience in the divination class (Lillian initially thought that she was the one taking the divination class), Lillian specially added a guarantee mechanism to this batch of crystal balls.

There will definitely be a pattern!

Hundreds of patterns appear randomly, whatever you think of comes out!

Originally, Jiang Qi wanted Lilian to use a crystal ball with a guaranteed mechanism for divination. Lilian was not a believer in evil and felt that if she could get an A in the divination class, she at least had some divination talent.

Don’t ask for a lot, just a little bit, you can’t have nothing at all.

Lilian, who did not believe in evil, searched every teacher's office and finally found a high-end divination crystal ball in the cabinet of the flying class teacher's office.

Then Lillian used a high-end divination crystal ball to divine a big guarantee.

Jiang Qi felt that he didn't say anything, he just told the truth, and Lilian broke her guard.

Lilian, who broke through the defense, did not forget her mission.

"But Teacher An would never say that." Lilian stared at the crystal ball, trying to spot a pattern.

"What would he say?" Jiang Qi was quite curious about the liar's words.

"Teacher An will tell us that the crystal ball does not respond because our hearts are not pure enough and we have distracting thoughts in our hearts. The crystal ball does not feel our desires and obsessions, so it does not give us feedback." Lillian stroked the crystal unwillingly Qiu, I really hope that this high-end model can feel her extremely sincere heart.

"Then what?"

"Then Teacher An will lead us to calm down, get rid of the complicated thoughts in our minds, and do it again."

Principal Peggy was a little curious: "Is it useful?"

Lilian nodded solemnly: "It's useful, it's really useful!"

"Teacher An said that in many cases the crystal ball does not give us feedback because the crystal ball does not feel our telepathy. Telepathy is different from magic power. It is a very mysterious spiritual thing. Telepathy like ours People with lower abilities can only see simple patterns on the crystal ball.”

"The boss is a person who is born with extremely high divination talent and high telepathy. Under the right circumstances, he can see a text, a song, a poem, several scenes, and even a complete memory. "

"Simple patterns can only predict recent events, but the following ones can predict the distant future."

After saying that, Lilian took a few deep breaths, closed her eyes, and touched the crystal ball religiously with both hands, as if feeling it with her heart, triggering the so-called telepathy.

Teacher Ling complained softly: "Psychic power, that liar even made up a new word of his own."

Principal Peggy was very interested in this explanation and stared at Lillian: "I think it makes sense."

After about a few minutes, Lillian opened her eyes again.

The first thing Lilian did after opening her eyes was to stare at the fog in the crystal ball at close range, and said happily: "There is a change, boss, come and see, there is a change!"

"Have you ever felt that the color of the fog has become lighter? Still...still, what does this look like? I know, it looks like a mess!"

Jiang Qi came up to take a look and said that there was no change at all and it was still the same mist as before, except that the mist itself kept making irregular movements in the crystal ball.

Whatever color faded, like a mess, was all caused by Lillian's psychology.

Jiang Qi did not answer Lilian's words this time, but took the initiative to ask a question: "There are new changes, what does Teacher An usually do?"

"Teacher An will let us explain the omens of the crystal ball ourselves first."

Jiang Qi made a gesture of invitation to Lilian, indicating that Lilian could start her performance.

Lillian hadn't taken a crystal ball divination class for a long time, and she had long forgotten all the explanations about the patterns, so she could only flip through the book in Jiang Qi's hand. After rummaging through it for a long time, I finally came across a confusing mess. After reading the illustrations, Lilian put herself in and explained:

"What I was thinking just now is, I have only taught space magic classes before, can I teach fire magic classes all of a sudden? Can the magic text in the classroom withstand such a small-scale explosion? Will I? Will you lose money?"

Principal Peggy:? !

"The crystal ball tells me that the answer to this question is very complex, like a tangled mess. It looks like there are many outcomes, but there is only one real way out, hidden among the other twines. What I have to do is sort out my thoughts Only by being calm and thinking carefully can we find the right way out."

Jiang Qi & Teacher Zero & Principal Peggy:?

What is this and what? Does this explanation have anything to do with what you just wanted to divine?

Jiang Qi and the others didn't understand, but Lilian understood: "I understand. The crystal ball tells me to stick to my true intention of being a teacher. As long as I teach with my heart, I will treat every class as a real fire magic class." If it is on, there will definitely be no problems.”

Three people:? ? ?

Are you sure what you understand is the same as what is written in the book?

Where did you know that? !

Jiang Qi could only continue to ask: "What would Teacher An usually do at this time?"

"Teacher An will praise us for our divination talents. The general direction is right, but there are some details that we didn't notice."

"He will explain our divination content. After the explanation, he will assign homework based on the divination content of the day, and then the get out of class will be over."

"Are your divination contents always correct?" Jiang Qi just found it unbelievable. How could Teacher An have been a crystal ball divination teacher in the Incredible Academy for so many years with such outrageous deception?

He also deceived Lilian into this, and now he still feels lucky, thinking that he has some divination talent.

But Lilian has always been easily deceived.

"Of course it's wrong," Lilian said. "Occasionally, divination will be right. It's impossible to tell whether divination is right or wrong. Even the most famous fortune-teller wouldn't dare to boast that every time his divination is correct."

"If you're wrong, you're wrong. The final grade is not based on the accuracy of divination in a semester."

Jiang Qi fell into silence.

Principal Peggy also fell silent.

Teacher Ling helplessly shook his head at his idiot disciple and floated to the corner. He couldn't bear to look at this unlucky student who was fooled by Teacher An.

Teacher Zero didn't know whether the other students took the crystal ball divination class to get extra credits or to learn divination. He, the unlucky student, must have done it to learn divination.

Lillian didn't feel it yet. Although Principal Peggy and Teacher Zero both said that Teacher An was a liar, Lilian still believed that Teacher An simply had a low talent for divination. He just lacked ability and was not a liar.

"Boss, this is how you usually go to class. As for how to interpret the pictures, the guaranteed patterns I set are all drawn according to the patterns in this book. You only need to read "100 Omens of Crystal Ball Divination" If you memorize the content and speak more pleasantly, there will definitely be no problem."

"Your diagram is too dry. Teacher An is very good at explaining it to us. He will give us a detailed explanation based on what we want to predict and our current situation."

"You may need to practice your eloquence again." Lilian gave her most sincere advice.

Then Lilian slipped away. She came over to give Jiang Qi one-on-one guidance after her morning class. Lilian had another class in the afternoon and she was going to the classroom to prepare.

After Lilian left, Principal Peggy said categorically to Teacher Zero: "Zero, you are right, An is a liar."

Teacher Ling didn't answer, and slowly floated to Jiang Qi, who was carefully reading "100 Omens of Crystal Ball Divination", and asked: "Boss, do you have any questions?"

"Yes, boss, if you feel that following the regular class schedule is a bit taxing, I can help you adjust the crystal ball divination class to once a week. This class is originally held once a week, and not many people take it." Principal Peggy Attentive and authentic.

The two backbones of the Incredible Magic Academy just stared at Jiang Qi.

Jiang Qi stared straight at the book.

After a long time, Jiang Qi closed the book with a snap and frowned.

"The problem now is not that class is troublesome."

"It's just that I haven't figured out this method of teaching yet."

"Lillian seemed to have said something just now, but she didn't seem to say anything at all."

Jiang Qi picked up the book, pointed at it and said, "Even this book, I think, is a collection of liars' tricks."

Teacher Zero nodded in agreement.

Principal Peggy seemed to understand what Jiang Qi meant: "So, boss, you actually need a professional who knows how to observe words and emotions, who can look at pictures and write words, and who knows how to use a pattern to make up lies based on what people are doing. Instructing you?"

"That's right!"

Jiang Qi and Teacher Ling looked at Principal Peggy.

If the amusement park held a lie-telling contest to see who was the best at telling lies, the champion would definitely be Principal Peggy and deservedly so.

Principal Peggy, who was looking forward to it, shook her head repeatedly: "I'm really not good at this. I only know how to use words that are more practical and can make money quickly. I have to be given some facts to base on before I can make up something like this out of thin air. I am not good at."

Principal Peggy said that if she were good at this, she would not have been deceived by Teacher An for so many years.

The century-old signature of her incredible magic academy!

It was ruined just because of this damn liar!

Principal Peggy cried in her heart.

If Principal Peggy can't do it, who else can?

Jiang Qi was thinking crazily in his mind, feeling that no one he knew was good at speaking in this area.

Who these days can look at pictures and talk, make things out of nothing, and know how to observe the other person's words and make up lies based on the other person's actual situation?

Isn’t it too difficult to find such high-end talents?

How about asking Hu Qing to send out a recruitment message to recruit a teaching assistant for his crystal ball divination class?

Jiang Qi was in trouble.

"Observe people's emotions, do divination, speak nicely, and be eloquent...Isn't this just...Isn't this just..."

Suddenly, a profession that is not common these days, but must exist, appeared in Jiang Qi's mind.

Fortune teller!

Contemporary young people may never tell fortunes once in their lives, but they must have friends who tell fortunes!

Jiang Qi suddenly took out his mobile phone and dialed Jiang Bing's WeChat number.

Answered in seconds.

"Hey, brother, what do you want from me?" Jiang Bing's place was quite noisy, and it didn't sound like he was in a mahjong parlor.

"Sister, have you had your fortune told recently?"

Jiang Bing:?

Jiang Bing changed one hand to hold the phone: "Fortune telling? Am I the kind of person who engages in feudal superstition? Your sister, I have never told fortunes in my life. The most I know is tarot cards, horoscopes, palmistry, and crystal balls!"

Jiang Qi: "...you have quite a wide range of hobbies..."

"So-so." Jiang Bing said modestly, "What? Bro, you still want to tell fortunes? Is it because the amusement park business has been bad recently and you want to change the feng shui? I think your business is very good. There are so many people participating in the challenge. My B&B It’s packed every day, do you know how many days I haven’t played mahjong?”

"Business has been so good recently that I wanted to do some calculations. Sister, do you know of any fortune tellers who are well-known and very sharp-tongued?"

Jiang Bing:?

Jiang Qi, what's wrong with this?

Jiang Bing thought for a while, and finally thought of something: "I have a friend who sent her a fortune teller in Moments some time ago. She said that the fortune teller was young but very accurate. He is probably a liar."

"But it's not the kind that calculates birthdays and horoscopes. It seems to be the Book of Changes or something. You know the divination and the throwing of copper coins, right? Brother, do you want to do the calculation? If you want to do the calculation, I asked her where the master is. I happen to want to do the calculation too. It’s a peach blossom.”

"I haven't been in love for more than a year. I need to find a master to calculate whether I have a romantic relationship recently and whether I should wear some jewelry. When I was in college, I found a master who was very accurate. He said that I must fall in love in the second year. As a result, I fell in love in January of the second year!"

Jiang Qi:......

You just said that you don’t engage in feudal superstition, only tarot cards, horoscopes, palmistry, and crystal balls!

"Okay, you can help me ask. If possible, we can go in the afternoon."

"It's so urgent... Okay. Xiao Liu, I have to go out for something in the afternoon. Don't mess up the registration of this B&B. Don't cause any problems! Two cleaning aunts have asked for leave, right? Hurry up and find two temporary workers to come over. If you really can't, go to a vocational high school and find a few students. The room must be clean. In the evening, you can tell the vendors setting up stalls outside. Remember to take away the garbage. The garbage on the road will be swept by our cleaning staff. If you show up again, In that case this morning, the stall won’t be given to them, and we won’t take the money!”

"And that..."

Jiang Qi hung up the phone.

Principal Peggy and Teacher Ling looked at Jiang Qi curiously and asked in unison: "Boss, what is a fortune teller?"

"Oriental fortune teller." Jiang Qi smiled slightly, "A professional and trustworthy."