Chapter 433 I Am Not a Sissy! (Thanks to the Leader Huo Yanyi)
“…”
The atmosphere suddenly became a little anxious.
The girl was originally smiling because she was happy.
She is still smiling now, but there is a little bit of nervousness in her smile.
She is afraid that if she suddenly changes her expression, the other party will feel discriminated against.
But she is definitely not discriminated against.
After all, she is the one who reads this kind of novel.
Just reading it does not mean that she really has this thing in her mind and will force a CP for people in real life...
I can only say, respect.
My answer should be okay, right?
Tang Jian really did not sign a barrage contract, and he had to cheat some barrage.
He really thinks that it is a bit abnormal for normal boys to watch Danmei, but if it is Mr. Ji who watches Danmei, isn’t it the same as boys watching male-oriented and girls watching female-oriented?
I am normal.
But why, even though I am so normal, she is still a little at a loss.
"Ah, so... That's great, haha."
The girl smiled stiffly and forced a change of subject: "What a coincidence, I thought I wouldn't meet someone who likes this book as much as I do, but I didn't expect you to have even heard the song... and even play it."
Yes.
This feeling is also very subtle for Tang Jian.
After all, it is really a different feeling to meet a book friend for a novel that I read in junior high school.
"Are you practicing singing?" Tang Jian asked.
"Yeah, isn't there a show tomorrow night? And then, I want to try the audition tomorrow morning." The girl said shyly.
If this song is used, it will definitely not work.
Tang Jian is very sure.
This is like using "My Sister Can't Be This Cute" to select the Mao Dun Literature Award.
This kind of theme song of a second-dimensional novel seems too unorthodox even at a party full of pop music and Douyin Internet celebrity songs.
But since the other party wants to try it this way, I can only wish him well.
"Then come on." Tang Jian said.
"Well, thank you." The girl smiled and nodded, then looked at the boy and the piano software on his phone, "How about it, do you want to cooperate with me?"
"..." Tang Jian was stunned for a moment, then asked, "How to cooperate?"
"You play the background music, and I sing the lead." The girl said very enthusiastically, "We are a perfect match, I am the pearl and you are the jade."
Puff.
What a pig.
Tang Jian wanted to laugh, but he still held it back.
Then, the girl continued: "If you agree, I can give you the physical book I use for preaching."
"You still keep the book for preaching?" Tang Jian was surprised.
"Yes, I collect one and preach one, both are signed editions."
"Then, you just gave it to me?"
Tang Jian didn't quite understand, isn't this kind of thing very important?
And he, is a stranger.
"Well, it's rare to meet someone I like, I am willing to dedicate myself." The girl said with a cheerful smile.
"..." Tang Jian was ashamed when he heard this.
The girl obviously didn't realize that her words were pure love at the beginning and pornographic at the end.
But what she meant was that as someone who liked the novel, she was willing to give away the physical book she treasured.
She and Qiu Meng were two completely different people...
"Well, let's add a QQ first." The girl took out her mobile phone and prepared to scan the code.
If the other party was a boy, she would still be a little hesitant, after all, it would be understood as having a good impression.
But if it was a gay, then it would be fine.
This is the advantage of gays.
It's so comfortable to get along with gays.
Tang Jian took out his mobile phone and called out the QR code...
"Run!"
At this moment, two boys, one holding a cabbage and the other holding a lettuce in each hand, ran towards the dormitory in the night, and called Tang Jian.
After a beep, Tang Jian had no choice but to nod slightly to the other party and ran away...
The girl was left looking at the backs of these boys in surprise.
Cabbage and lettuce thieves? !
...
"I just saw Tang Jian chatting up again, scanning QQ with a girl." Zhou Yu said.
"What do you know? That's called Tang Bureau going deep into the grassroots to comfort the single female comrades with dimples." Chen Yuan said.
"Hey, collecting folk songs." Tang Jian explained.
"What's the difference between you and the writer who takes the gourd as a folk song?" Zhou Yu complained sharply.
"That's not called a gourd, that's called washing away the mud walking in the world."
"Yo, your story is the most exciting in this batch today."
Looking at the two people singing and telling crosstalk here, Tang Jian can only say that he is used to it.
In this way, everyone uses illegal appliances in the dormitory, cooks illegally stolen vegetables, drinks illegal wine, and eats hot pot illegally...
Anyway, there is Zhang Chao, the squad leader, and Chen Yuan, a school t0, so there is nothing to be afraid of.
After three rounds of drinking and eating, everyone cleaned up the hot pot and went to bed.
And Tang Jian took out his mobile phone and saw the girl's message.
Sugar-free Nasaki: Hello, my name is Yin Yu, what's your name?
Sugar-free Nasaki: You will come, right? Will she come?
If I wasn't a 蝻同, Teacher Wutang probably wouldn't be so enthusiastic about me.
After all, she is pretty. According to Chen Yuan, she is a cute girl with a prominent dimple.
Moreover, she was a girl who didn't even realize she had said something misleading, and was particularly innocent.
But working with her, the possibility of being rejected was very high, and it could even be said that she would not be accepted 100% of the time...
Isn't this better?
Anyway, I didn't want to participate.
Moreover, I could get a signed version of a BL novel for free.
It was indeed quite profitable.
So, he opened the music software, found the song, and used the conversion software to convert it into piano music...
………
The next morning, when those drunkards were still lying in bed, Tang Jian went to participate in the audition.
There were people in an auditorium.
And then, most of them were singing.
After all, there was no rehearsal time, and singing was the most convenient.
The students who were auditioning came from various schools, and the process was very fast. After singing, they went down the stage and prepared to wait for the judges' results.
So, it was their turn soon.
In front of everyone, the two of them appeared.
When Yin Yu took the microphone and announced the song title, everyone behaved well. At most, they had never heard of this song and felt a little surprised. But when Tang Jian walked to the stage and sat in front of the piano, which was basically a decoration, and sat upright, everyone's eyes lit up...
"There is also a young man playing the piano?"
"And he doesn't look that handsome, how come he becomes so handsome after playing the piano?"
"His hands are so beautiful..."
Everyone's focus was on Tang Jian.
This made Yin Yu a little nervous.
But as his piano sounded, she also got into the rhythm and sang confidently...
"Hiss, what song? I haven't heard it at all."
"It feels weird, some anime theme song."
"Yes."
"Hmm... It's hard to evaluate."
Not only the students thought so.
The older judges also felt so.
However, they were very interested in the boy who played the piano.
It can be heard that he is not a piano enthusiast, but should be at a relatively advanced level in the grade test.
Among amateurs, it is quite good.
It would be more advanced to have a piano program in the evening party.
But it can't match this girl.
Just like that, the program was over.
After the judges nodded, the two went off the stage.
"You are really amazing. You played so skillfully without practicing once." Yin Yu said admiringly.
"There is a score, and it is not difficult. It is a simple melody." Tang Jian said.
"You are really modest. I feel that with your music, the whole quality has been sublimated." Yin Yu really thinks Tang Jian is great.
"Teacher Wutang's level is also very high." Tang Jian said.
"Hey, why do you call me by my online name, and add a teacher..."
"There must be a teacher among three people, all of them are teachers."
"Haha."
When the two chatted like this, a girl with very white skin, a good figure, and long wavy hair showed a goddess-like seductive smile, and hurriedly said to Tang Jian: "Handsome boy, can you come over?"
Tang Jian ignored it and continued to walk forward.
"It seems that someone is calling you."
At this time, Yin Yu reminded in a low voice.
"Ah?" Tang Jian was stunned for a moment, then he saw the beautiful girl who was so good-looking and could smell her fragrance from a distance.
Handsome guy?
Calling me?
Tang Jian was indeed gay. Even when such a beautiful girl called him, he pretended not to hear.
This way, it would be easier to make friends with him.
After all, when making friends with gays, there is no need to worry about embarrassing friendships going bad.
But why did she call him?
Yin Yu didn't understand.
Then, she secretly sat down two rows above the two of them and pricked up her ears to eavesdrop.
Just now, she also heard many people questioning the songs she sang.
At the same time, many people were paying attention to Tang Jian and thought he was very good at playing the piano and looked very handsome when playing the piano.
So, when she called him, did she want to...
"Come, sit down." The girl patted the seat next to her and said sweetly to Tang Jian.
"Oh." Tang Jian sat down.
Then, the girl said with admiration: "You are great, you play the piano so well, I admire you so much."
This woman is a bit...
Of course, she must be a big beauty.
But it will never be my turn.
I guess she wants to use me.
"Thank you. Then, is there anything?" he asked.
"How do you know our Changjun girl and participate in the program together?" The girl asked curiously.
Tang Jian replied: "We met at the base, she mentioned it, and then we cooperated."
"She mentioned it?"
"... Yeah, yes."
"Hey, did she ask you to help?"
"Let's cooperate."
"Ha..." The girl smiled and shrugged, "I feel that your ability is not suitable for this kind of non-mainstream song. Without you, she would sing worse. So, you are helping her."
"..."
These words were very cruel.
So cruel that Yin Yu clenched the school pants on her thighs.
The girl spoke in a low voice, probably because she didn't know that she was behind her.
But the knife in her words played a role in hurting people.
And she continued to knife.
"She's pretty cute and pretty. You're helping her, do you like her?"
After the girl finished jokingly, she asked proactively, "Since she's definitely going to be eliminated, do you want to help me?"
"What's the benefit of helping you?" Tang Jian looked at her and asked.
Hearing this, Yin Yu's hand on his pants tightened.
Her cheeks also turned slightly red.
She was nervous, as if countless small needles were pricking her ears, and it was particularly itchy...
"Benefits... We can join forces?"
The girl thought about it, looked at him, and said quite skillfully: "Also, let's make friends. Anyway, we're making friends with Changjun, so why not choose a better-looking one?"
This girl is definitely good at raising dogs.
She is a master in this regard.
Ordinary people can be said to be completely unable to resist.
But I'm different.
Because I'm Mr. Ji.
"Okay, then choose a better-looking one."
In the end, Tang Jian made a decision.
The girl smiled with a sense of accomplishment, looked at Tang Jian, and said: "Then let's practice well later and strive to win the most popular program award..."
Before she finished speaking, Tang Jian stood up.
"?" The girl was stunned, not understanding what he was doing.
Then, she watched Tang Jian politely nod to her and turn around to leave...
No, are you blind?
You can't tell who is good-looking!
You are indeed better-looking, but you are a bad woman.
Besides, we all give zero points to people like you who are good-looking and don't give [beep].
Tang Jian went to the back row just like that...
Then, he saw Yin Yu two rows behind.
So what he said just now...
Yin Yu's face turned red for other reasons.
She sat down in her seat stiffly, lowered her head, and a strand of side hair fell down.
Next to her, a boy also sat down, with his hand on his thigh, a little stiff...
"Haha, we are like on a blind date, so stiff."
Yin Yu raised her head and looked at Tang Jian, jokingly livening up the atmosphere.
It was obviously a somewhat ambiguous joke...
Why did it sound so innocent coming out of her mouth?
Or did she not pay much attention because I am gay?
But if she knew I was pretending to be gay, would she think I was doing this to get close to her...
No, I wasn't pretending to be gay.
"It's okay." Tang Jian said as calmly as possible.
Just like that, the two fell into silence again.
Then, after a long while, she said gratefully: "Thank you."
"Thank you for what?"
When Yin Yu thought of that kind of thing, she said awkwardly: "If you were really poached by someone else, I would be very embarrassed. Wait, I don't know what kind of expression I should have. I would also feel very embarrassed to go back alone..."
That's right.
It's really not good to have a good partner poached by someone else, not be selected for my own program, and have to watch him go on stage with others.
"You're welcome." Tang Jian smiled lightly and said, "We are friends."
"..."
Hearing the word friend, Yin Yu felt touched and filled her eyes.
We just met, did he treat me as a friend?
Or is he comforting my depression?
After all, if you choose a Changjun girl as a friend, that girl is indeed prettier...
Oh, yes, he is a bitch.
So, what he said just now was also to protect me as a friend.
Looking at Tang Jian, a boy who she had just met but felt like she had known him for a long time and could tell him almost everything, she slowly stretched out her hand and gently hugged him.
A spring breeze blew, gentle and lingering.
A soft touch, wrapped around.
Tang Jian, who was hugged by the girl, blushed.
And this feeling is undoubtedly the throbbing of youth.
But this throbbing stopped very quickly.
"Thank you, sister."
"..."
Fuck, I am Ji Lao, not a sissy!
No, I am not Ji Lao!
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Today I met four high school students in a restaurant, and heard them talking about my superpowers. Two of the four were reading it, and they were genuine Qidian readers.
:Have you read this superpower on the list?
:The male protagonist is quite stupid, very interesting, and it can be seen that it was written by 8u.
Young man, I advise you to take care of yourself. If anything goes wrong, our friends will not speak for you!