Chapter 452: He Grew Taller, Fatter, and Hairier
After hanging up the phone, Wang Fang excitedly pinched her uncle and shouted, "Su Long, you have one minute to get dressed and take all your spare clothes and daily necessities, and take the garlic and onions you planted. You will live at your aunt's house for the next few days!"
"Okay!"
The uncle sighed helplessly, "You have to bring more gifts when you go to disturb them."
"It's a must, but the chickens at your brother-in-law's house are really good. Unfortunately, I don't want to. The old lady values them more than her life. I just said I would buy a chicken at a price higher than the market price during the New Year and she retorted.
Now I hope your brother-in-law can use some connections to get two chickens with regular license plates. Chickens on the black market are not allowed. I don't know what zombie disease they have. The eggs they lay hatched chickens with tumors all over their bodies. Eating that thing will cause zombie disease."
It's the third year of the apocalypse, and no one will say, "Send me a chicken" anymore, just like before the apocalypse, no one would say, "Send me a Mercedes-Benz." But there are also local tyrants who will give me an old hen as a gift.
Recently, Wang Congsi's friend got married. He was the best man and gave a cow worth Rolls-Royce as a gift. It was a cow. The photo was posted online and attracted the envy and hatred of countless netizens. The whole wedding was extremely luxurious. The lobby was full of gifts: four pairs of live chickens meant good luck, a pair of turtles meant long-lasting love, a pair of black pigs meant a perfect match, and at the very least, a bag of Daoxiangcun rice was the starting point. No one would use virtual things like virtual currency.
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"Huh!" Jingshu breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, she made it in time. In her previous life, Jingshu had forgotten the exact day when her uncle's family was buried alive by the earthquake, but it was in the next few days. Maybe it was today. Anyway, they could be released after the house they lived in collapsed. As for whether they would want to live in the RV, well, Jingshu would strangle them in the cradle.
Jingshu can be regarded as completing a regret in her previous life. The most important thing is not to make Jingma sad. Well, she couldn't help but think of the scene when she reunited with her family.
The climate in Wucheng is much colder than that in the United States. The land is frozen hard. Many creatures have died. After not seeing each other for a few months, after experiencing earthquakes and lightning, Wucheng is even more devastated. The habitable buildings in the city center were sucked away by the tornado underground. Those that were not sucked away also collapsed due to the earthquake. Many buildings were swallowed up, making Wucheng's address even more tense.
Jingshu didn't expect that when Jing's father learned that she was coming back, he drove a German MAN RV and took the whole family to wait for her for three days at the shabby small airport when she took off to the imperial capital.
Jingshu was moved to tears.
"Grow taller." Jing's mother covered her mouth.
"And gain weight." Jing's father was very relieved.
"Finally it has grown feathers." Jing Nai ran over from a distance, shouting, "My little darling, I love you."
Jing Shu: "Hmm? The first two sentences are normal, but the last sentence is about growing feathers? Little darling?"
Jing Shu mechanically lowered her head and saw the fat chicken flapping its wings, running over quickly with two chicks, and finally fluttering in Jing Nai's arms. Jing Nai couldn't let go and stroked the bald fat chicken's finally grown feathers. The feathers were smoother and longer, and it really had grown feathers.
Hmm? ? ?
"Look at what Jing Shu fed you, and brought you two black cubs. In the future, there will be more rare species. You can apply for a first-class national protected animal and get a license." Jing Ma pointed at the two little black chickens.
Grandma Jing smiled so hard that her eyes and eyebrows disappeared: "Yes, you must apply. Oh, there are two following behind. Are they geese?"
Father Jing gestured at the proportions of the fat chicken before it walked away, "I'm afraid it must lay more eggs every day?"
Grandma Jing affirmed: "The bigger it is, the more eggs it lays. It seems that your granddaughter didn't treat you badly after going to the United States."
Everyone suddenly remembered to turn their heads and look at Jingshu, who was already in a mess in the wind.
"Snowflakes are fluttering and the north wind is whistling... The world is vast... A cut of cold plum blossoms stands proudly in the snow..."
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"It must be that he missed me too much and was afraid that he couldn't suppress the power of the wild in his body, so he transferred his love to the fat chicken." Jingshu thought so.
Sure enough, their true colors were exposed as soon as they got on the RV.
As soon as Jingshu sat on the chair, the table was filled with all kinds of Jingshu's favorite food.
"My daughter, this is the pig's trotter that your mother has braised for you these days. I know you like to eat it soft, so I cooked it very soft."
"My dear granddaughter, eat some of the pig's trotter made by your mother first. Grandma steamed pork chops and beans for you. After eating the pig's trotter, you can eat noodles to fill your stomach. There is also a crucian carp soup that you like in the pot."
Jing Ye said nothing. He had already peeled a basin of fat hairy crab meat for Jing Shu with tweezers. A large pile of crab shells indicated that it took at least dozens of crabs and Jing Ye's time.
Jing Shu picked up a large piece and dipped it in the sauce. When she took a bite, there was tender crab leg meat, the fresh fragrance of oily crab roe, and the taste was fresh and juicy. Slurp, it's so delicious! The most important thing is that the happiness of someone peeling shrimp shells for you to take out crab meat is really more satisfying than eating these delicacies!
At this time, Jing's father took out a roast duck that was roasted to golden brown from the temporary earthen kang, cut scallions and cucumbers, and placed sweet noodle sauce and Jing's milk pancakes on it. Jing Shu sliced the duck and rolled the pancakes with it, dipped it in the sauce, and ate one by one, her mouth dripping with oil.
"This time, I not only cured the disease, but also brought back many things you have never seen before. The technology in the United States is really advanced. My headache was cured in a few days.
Later, we collected a lot of things from many places in the United States. Yes, we sent them to Li Yuetian. In a few days, we will pick them up and hide them. The guns there were all picked up from the ground and I will bring them back to you. Quite a few. You should take it with you after you go to Li Yuetian's place to file an insurance report.
By the way, have you ever seen a live crab as big as a millstone? I heard it tastes delicious. Don’t worry, I’ll bring back a lot of live seafood to raise and breed first.
Have you ever seen a tuna weighing over a ton? That’s the kind of super delicious salmon! This dead thing is edible, but tuna is basically extinct, so go ahead, be sure to save it and only eat it when you are visiting during the New Year and the holidays.
There’s also that spoonful of caviar worth tens of thousands of dollars. I’ve never tasted it, so let’s try it this time. "
"Don't worry, I've definitely brought you a gift, and there's something for everyone. I'm sure it's something new that you haven't seen before."
"What? This goose? Oh, by the way, I rented these two geese. This goose has a big background, let me tell you."
The happiest moment of the family is watching Jingshu devouring the food they carefully prepared for Jingshu, listening to Jingshu talking about the train and talking about all kinds of interesting and fun things she encountered when she went to the United States. What is the harvest at one time, and the messy things that are brought back.
What? As for the danger? That absolutely does not exist. Everyone else is in danger anyway. Our Jingshu has always been protected and safe. There is no one who wants to take advantage of her, and there is no such thing as being injured or facing life-threatening danger.