Chapter 149 National Movement? National Laziness Craze! Ke Jin Was Stabbed in the Back!

A PDD with a fleshy face and a fat body.

and the task of running 1,000 meters within 5 minutes.

The combination of the two is too dramatic.

Especially the moment when PDD's mentality collapsed, it instantly brought the show's effect to a climax!

"I'm going to make a spiral banana peel! Ready Player One designer!! Do you want to see what you are doing!"

"With my physique, you want me to run 1,000 meters in 5 minutes? Why don't you just carry me to the crematorium!"

The commentators were gloating about the misfortune and laughing loudly like "hahahahahaha".

"It smells familiar! Just looking at the recharge interface, you can tell it's a Top Player game."

"Seeing the expression of despair on the prostitute's face, my head almost flew out of my head with laughter!"

"PDD: It's broken, there's something wrong!"

"Hahahaha! Gravograph knows the effects of the show!"

"No, the newcomers have only heard of their games before. I would like to ask, has this game company always been so abstract?"

"How abstract is it? Isn't it reasonable to play a parkour game and let you run two steps? / Dog Head"

"New players are advised to learn about the ad-blocking period of Top Player and the period when it gets harder and harder. If you look back, you will find that it was just a routine operation."

"There's no one who can't even run 1,000 meters in 5 minutes, right? Our high school physical test requires us to run in 4 minutes."

"Only 1,000 meters? The sports student is ecstatic!"

"Why isn't the anchor still moving? There are only four minutes left!"

"Don't panic, the host just wants to challenge his limit, 5 minutes? 2 minutes is enough!"

"If you don't understand, just ask, what should female players do? Female players really can't run 1,000 meters in 5 minutes!"

"So sister, now you need to find a strong man like me who can do seven times a night to be your boyfriend. I can help you run for you/dog head holding flowers in his mouth."

PDD's brain was still processing at high speed how to complete the 5-minute 1,000-meter challenge. Suddenly, he saw the barrage floating by, and he suddenly had an idea.

He hurriedly shouted at the top of his lungs: "Pony! Come here, pony!"

Soon, a young man who looked to be in his twenties appeared in the live broadcast room.

"Xiao Ma, if you do this, take my phone and run 1,000 meters downstairs and then come back."

pony:"????"

"How the hell did I run 1,000 meters! I never passed the physical test when I was in school."

"Go! If you can't finish this month's salary, don't ask for it!" PDD slapped Xiao Ma on the butt, and then put the phone into his pocket.

In an instant, a barrage of questions was raised.

"???"

"Is this even okay?"

"Cheating, right? Cheating!"

"Gravograph has worked hard to enhance the player's physique, and this is how you betrayed his good intentions? I will try this method when I go back!"

“Gravograph: It’s broken, there’s a dog!”

A group of people were all talking.

A few minutes later, Xiao Ma came back panting and holding up his cell phone.

As soon as the phone was thrown to PDD, he lay on the ground with a thud.

It instantly aroused heated discussion among a large group of viewers.

"Pony! Pony, what's wrong with you!"

"Young people feel uncomfortable, so they just lie down."

"Don't be afraid. The pony is just dead and not asleep. It's not a big problem."

"It's over! Xiaoma is only 20 years old and is as tired as a dog. I'm 29 years old and I'm panicking now."

"Urgent, urgent, urgent, what should I do if I want to play games but don't want to run? Can anyone give me a solution?"

"Didn't Mr. Prostitute already give a demonstration? Just ask your friends to help you."

Then, a barrage floated by, leaving everyone silent: "What about those who have no friends?"

"Hiss...this question is a bit sharp."

…

At the same time, the same trouble occurs to almost every player who experiences "Ezio" for the first time.

This game is definitely an unprecedented innovative game.

Combining parkour with stealth assassination, every sneak attack will be accompanied by tension, and every successful assassination will bring relief.

The jump of climbing up to the overlooking point and taking a leap of faith subconsciously stimulates the player's adrenaline, and they can feel the excitement through the screen.

The game is definitely fun, but damn.

Can your recharge interface not be so outrageous?

If you ask us, a group of social animals in our twenties and thirties, to run a thousand meters, aren't you trying to kill us?

Even if I’m late and my bonus is deducted, I can’t run at this speed!

Many honest players actually tried it, only to find out.

If you can't do it, you can't do it at all.

I thought it was because my physical condition was too poor, but I found out after browsing around various major game communities/forums.

Good guy, everyone is a fellow patient!

A very few players who have completed the first mission also shared their opinions.

The big one is still behind.

To unlock the second chapter later, you need to run 2000 meters within 12 minutes.

Complete 3000 meters in 20 minutes.

This time, a group of players who had money in their hands and were ready to recharge were directly defeated.

In the few days before the game was released, "Ezio" frequently hit the hot searches.

But the related topic is "a game that requires running to continue playing"

Instantly triggered numerous complaints from netizens.

Most of the comments from passers-by and netizens are like, ‘I don’t understand, is this game that fun? I can’t do it without running’, ‘I’ve heard of this game company, but this time it’s too outrageous, isn’t it? ’, ‘I really can’t figure out what’s so confusing about this, so I’ll just give up. ’

Ke Jin had a panoramic view of everyone's reactions.

Inwardly ecstatic!

Hey, you better not run away!

If you all really started running and exercising.

Then I have to wonder if I am acting violently.

It seems that I understand human nature well this time!

This time, I finally took the player hard!

The backstage flow is also stable.

The bottom line was 100 million, but less than 2 million were sold in a few days.

To be honest, even this data is a bit beyond Kejin's expectations.

After calculation, almost 100,000 players have completed the paid tasks of the first chapter.

If there was no such hurdle, the turnover would probably reach 20 to 30 million in a few days, and it would probably exceed 100 million in half a month.

After all, the assassination gameplay of Assassin's Creed is still too new for Blue Star players.

I remember when I first came into contact with him, I was really planning the assassination route in my dreams. I imagined that I was also a cold killer wearing a white robe, taking action to protect the injustice in the world, and doing chivalry.

How handsome!

Blue Star players obviously think so too.

But just thinking is useless.

The terrible limited-time long-distance running has almost completely blocked most players from wanting to top up money.

In addition, passers-by and netizens do not understand this, which means that the probability of passers-by falling into the trap is even lower.

At least within the first month of being on the shelves.

Everything is stable and improving!

For the first time, Ke Jin felt that he was so close to the ultimate gift package!

But what Kejin never expected was.

Just after the first week of "Ezio" on the shelves.

problem occurs!

A week later, the official Weibo account of Huaxia Newspaper retweeted the previously discussed topic ‘A game that requires running to continue playing’

The accompanying text stated: "Young people should exercise appropriately and actively to improve their physical fitness."

Ke Jin was instantly frightened and broke into a cold sweat.

Although the influence of Huaxia Newspaper in the country is not as high as that of the most authoritative Xinhua News Agency and the Central News Agency, it is extremely well-known and the content it publishes basically represents the official meaning.

Although the official does not directly recommend the game "Ezio", after all, it is somewhat linked to the killing and bloody elements, so it cannot be put on the table for publicity.

But as long as a curious person searches for it with some snacks, he can find out which game is behind this hot topic.

This wave of traffic is huge!

Obviously, the move of "Ezio" tied to running, although it is a private behavior of the game manufacturer, has also been noticed by the official.

And I suddenly wanted to try to see if I could use cultural elements that young people like to increase the amount of exercise among the people.

At least, let the symbol of sports and fitness be accepted by the public first.

This time, Ke Jin was almost frightened and held the quick-acting heart-saving pill in his hand.

But what made him feel a little relieved was.

Not many people responded.

Only then did he put down the Suxiao Jiuxin Pill.

Not long after he put it down, he picked it up again.

Because netizens are starting to show their strength!

The pace of life on Blue Star is accelerating and the pressure of life is also huge. This is something that almost ordinary people around the world can feel.

People of all ages have their own pressures.

Every day when you open your eyes, you are faced with various expenses such as mortgages, car loans, children’s school fees, interest classes and other messy expenses. Those who are not married are being urged to get married year after year, but in the face of sky-high financial resources and incomprehensible circumstances, People's hearts, the divorce rate increasing year by year and the fertility rate decreasing, make people feel tired just by looking at it.

Working social workers are pressured by company leaders every day to follow the principle of "If you don't do it, others will do it." Moreover, the competition in the employment environment is very fierce and involution is common. Sometimes it’s already late at night when I get home from get off work.

Even students who go to school are not much better, with endless classes and homework to finish, endless scolding and endless rest time.

The entire Blue Star fell into a state of high pressure.

At this time, you came to me and told me that you wanted to exercise?

Just to live every day is to do your best, right?

When a game manufacturer calls for exercise, that is their own business. It’s like Zhang San next door shouting slogans to get up early and go for a long run. Let’s take a look at the neighbors and find out. Anyway, what he calls him has nothing to do with me. .

But now you have officials coming out and saying that they want to promote sports for all.

This will deeply touch the pain points of netizens.

Guess why we don’t have time or energy to exercise?

This move also instantly aroused resentment among netizens.

But the official thing is just to shout slogans, and the promotion of sports cannot be wrong in itself.

Netizens who have no place to vent their anger.

The clues were directly pointed at the fuse of the entire incident.

Ready Player One!

It’s just the running sport that your kid came up with, right?

Let me see what's going on!

Run, run!

Everybody lie down!

On the first day when the newspaper officially retweeted it on Weibo, the topic exploded!

Netizens who were originally indifferent to this matter are still teasing gamers that they are a bunch of fools and they have to run to recharge? It's okay if you don't play. Why are you so stubborn?

As a result, they started to share the same hatred.

Damn, I’m just here to relax by playing a game, and you still want me to run, right?

Just wait for me! I'll go back to the house and come up with a big plan!

Once the battle lines are aligned, the wind begins to change.

What started as ‘how to run efficiently’ gradually evolved into.

‘How to unlock the recharge interface without running. ’

A netizen who was still staying at the school shot a video.

Tie the phone to a rope, and then tie the rope to the iron shelf on the upper bunk.

Then open the Ready Player One APP and turn on counting runs.

The moment he clicked to start, he reached out and pushed the phone.

The phone began to swing wildly from side to side relying on the principle of inertia.

The numbers of the counting sensors on it also start to accumulate simultaneously.

It wasn't until 5 minutes later that I reached my goal of 1,000 steps.

The netizen didn't say a word in the entire video, but it seemed like he said everything.

It is said that one stone stirs up a thousand waves.

Soon, other netizens who were not willing to be outdone improved this method.

He said in the video that the amplitude of the left and right swing is too slow, and you need to constantly push it with your hands during the process. Moreover, sometimes because the frequency of the oscillation is not obvious enough, the counting sensor will be invalidated. Once the operation is wrong, five seconds may be wasted. minute.

Moreover, he also brought corresponding solutions.

Or a mobile phone and a rope.

But he was tied to the ceiling fan above his head.

Press the switch.

The ceiling fan started to spin like crazy.

The mobile phone was also driven by the ceiling fan, and the counter began to soar crazily!

Then turn the ceiling fan to its highest setting.

Finally took it off and took a look.

5 minutes, 20,000 meters.

Netizens from all walks of life fell to their knees and left messages expressing their opinions.

"Brother, with your IQ, don't you think about winning a Nobel Prize in Sports?"

"Good guy, at this speed, Bolt will have to hand you a piece of cake when he comes."

"We will bring glory to our country at the Olympics next year. Why don't we win a Grand Slam in track and field?"

However, some netizens believe that this method is too dangerous. If the phone is not fastened tightly and falls and hits someone, wouldn't it mean that the person is mentally retarded overnight?

So another wave of improvements was made.

He tied his cell phone around his pet dog's neck, took it downstairs, and as soon as he threw the Frisbee out, the husky rushed out like an arrow from a string.

When it took the Frisbee back, it was 138 meters in 5 seconds.

In the end, the pet blogger concluded: "Theoretically, 2 minutes is more than enough, and the dog escapes by the way, so it's the best of both worlds."

In addition, there are various imaginations of various netizens, and professional masters from all walks of life have fully demonstrated in this sports incident what it means to do what you do and love what you do.

There is a brother who drives Didi. I suggest that rich players directly pay someone to run Didi on their behalf.

A bungee jumping instructor said that you can tie a bungee cord to your phone and throw it from upstairs.

There is also a civil engineering man who owns the holy body of dusting. He fixed his mobile phone on the rack of the pile driver, and when he turned on the power, it went "clang, clang, clang, clang", and he exceeded the task in an instant.

There are also some more outrageous professions such as Welfare Ji, who came over to take advantage of the hot spots and tweeted: "Your methods are too weak. Just click on me, and then I will be on top, hanging the phone around my neck. You You don’t have to move your hands the whole time, just watch me shake and it’s done.”

"But the video is too sensitive so I won't show it to you, but it works in my own test!"

All kinds of fancy tricks appear frequently.

A week later, it evolved into a national fun, and the hot search became "Are you lazy today?" ’, ‘A little lazy trick every day’

If we dig deeper into the reason, it may be that we are powerless to change the status quo.

Or a silent protest against absurd reality.

Or find fun and relax for yourself in your spare time.

But in the final analysis, it is just a microcosm of the national dissatisfaction with the uneven distribution of resources in modern society.

As for engraving Jin.

As the saying goes, there is strength in numbers. Ke Jin was completely paralyzed when he saw that his 100 million turnover limit was exceeded in less than 20 days.

I……

I just want to unlock the ultimate gift package...

How did you start sharing your brain online?

He recalled that when he made the plan, he vowed to be an enemy of all mankind.

The results look like it now...

Being an enemy of all human beings is not an invincible thing all of a sudden.

But this is what happens after the enemy is defeated.

When everyone gathers firewood, the flames rise, and one person stabs you in the back!

There are too many IP series in Assassin's Creed, and the entire plot is connected throughout, so writing the plot is a bit too cumbersome, so I will explain its core features and gameplay, which is a brand new game type for Blue Star players, and it is almost covered in one sentence. .

I looked at the current word count, which is 700,000+ words, but there are still many games that have not been written, so I have to speed up the follow-up. For particularly large games, try to finish it within 10 chapters, and for smaller games, try to finish it in 3 to 5 chapters. .

Everyone, hold on tight, author, I’m going to speed up!

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Also, thank you to boss ‘Li Muqing’ for another 10,000 reward! !

The boss really spent a lot of money!

I’m so grateful and kowtow to the boss!

Bang bang bang! ! !