I Join the Chat Group as the Protagonist of the System Stream

Chapter 499 Buffet

The situation was complicated at that time. The evil monk just wanted to ask for directions, and a blind thing swept him and the cow away.

"If it were me, I would have appeared on the Emiya family's wine table today." - said Mr. Ricardo, a famous five-star critic.

For some reason, whenever Lu Mingfei saw a blind thing provoking this bald donkey, the complex emotions in his heart would trigger the loading of some unknown progress bar.

[True Dragon Appearance] Loading completed.

Lu Mingfei: "."

Got it.

You've suffered, brother Xiaobailong.

The latecomers looked at the hill rising from the sea of ​​bones. It turned out to be a white elephant as high as the sky, with fangs emitting cold light, four huge legs, and silver hair all over the body shining like meteors.

Countless bones fell from his body like a waterfall, smashing out a white mist of bone powder.

But the first thing people felt when they saw the giant elephant was not fear. Its kind face was like a lucky beast, and the auspicious light on its body was filled with a sharp contrast with the mountains of corpses and blood.

The long nose rolled into the mouth, and Su Lin and Qingniu entered the mouth and were swallowed.

Meng Qi: "."

Poor Niu Niu!

"How about we sell our things and go back to our own homes and disband?" Shi Hao looked into the distance and said leisurely: "I'll go back to Shi Village, and you go back to Yuqing Palace. You can also sell the white dragon horse for some money."

"Have you ever cared about the feelings of the white dragon horse?" Lu Mingfei gritted his teeth and said: "You only care about your own."

[Point Spirit Transformation] Loading completed: The dragon energy, dragon urine, and dragon blood of the body can turn fish into dragons and grass into Ganoderma lucidum.

"You are a black dragon horse, don't get excited." Shi Hao said so, but the nine-toothed rake in his hand suddenly appeared and threw it to the left.

Divine light entangled the Nine-toothed Rake, and the brilliance of the magic met the golden light that tore the sky apart. In the deafening explosion, the blood-crying scream became more intense.

As Shi Hao disappeared from the spot, thousands of lightning flashes exploded in the sky, and the harsh sound of metal interlacing continued.

Qingyao and other monks who had "ascended" just stared at this scene in a daze.

This fight would be crushed to pieces if they were just affected!

Qingyao didn't understand, and all the possibilities that had just made her die suddenly disappeared, and the sky was in chaos. The magical power that she had relied on for survival seemed to have lost its effect at this moment.

The golden-haired ape looked into his eyes and smiled, as if he saw through everything, "Several donors, I am Old Sun"

Meng Qi had just opened his mouth when he smelled a mixture of spices and fat.

Where did the smell of barbecue come from? !

In the damp and warm darkness, a ray of pure white light ignited.

Under normal circumstances, if a person is swept away by the nose of the white elephant spirit, even an immortal who specializes in physical cultivation will lose his soul and spirit, and be regarded as food in his stomach.

But one of them is Su Lin, and the other is the blue bull spirit, the mount of the Supreme Lord.

The blue bull spirit with a single horn and bright eyes turned into a human form and showed a steel gun, with a hint of cruelty in his eyes.

Although he was a demon in the lower world, he was still the mount of the Supreme Lord Laojun. Even Puxian had to flatter him when he came. How dare you, the six-tusked white jade elephant? !

Swallowing everything, not afraid of being stuffed to death!

"Saint monk, leave it to the calf." The blue bull spirit was about to let the stupid elephant taste the power, but Su Lin on the side reached out to stop him.

The blue bull spirit didn't understand what he meant, but soon, his expression began to twist.

"Speaking of which, this is still a first-class protected animal."

Su Lin took out the sky-blue jade sword and began to cut on the stomach wall. Bottles and jars appeared around to collect all the blood that was gushing out.

"These are all good things that you can't eat on weekdays."

Su Lin threw a ball of light and let it fly high. The dazzling light like the sun illuminated every corner of the stomach of the white elephant spirit.

The stomach wall that even the immortal magic couldn't blast open was cut open by the sword in Su Lin's hand. He held a bloody piece of meat in his hand, and the corners of his mouth rose:

"Xiao Si, you like to eat tripe... Sorry, tripe is the omasum part of the cow's stomach. Don't be afraid, I just ask you if you want to eat offal."

The green bull spirit's face turned green when he heard the tripe, staggered back two steps, and almost lost his grip on the steel gun in his hand.

In the years since he fell into the demon world, he had seen how those demons eat people, but he had never seen anyone eat demons like this.

This is still in the body of the white jade elephant? !

"It needs sauce, sesame, and cumin."

Su Lin was creating the seasoning while he could not wait to roast a piece of meat brought back by the Sky Blue Jade Void Sword with the flame of light.

"Ah--!!!" The painful sound did not sound like an animal's, but was extremely ethereal.

Not long after, the wound caused by Su Lin healed again, and a powerful magic power that crushed everything attacked them.

Su Lin didn't care and pulled out the historical projection of Shirou Emiya from history, asking him to start processing the meat.

"Add spicy, some pears, and no onions."

Under Shirou Emiya's smooth operation, three portions of barbecued meat with different sauces were placed in front of Su Lin.

The fat sizzled in the flames, and the spiritual charm and fresh fragrance filled the stomach of the white elephant spirit, accelerating its gastric acid secretion.

Under the dull gaze of the green bull spirit, Su Lin took a bite and showed an expression of enjoyment: "This is the taste, better than that of the leader of the fairy palace, Xiao Si, come and try it."

Although a lot of the ingredients obtained in the past two days were sent to Emiya Shirou, it seemed that because there were too many types of ingredients and the levels were too high, the other party's tasks were stuck.

There is no way, Shi Hao's craftsmanship is not bad, but all the food can only be grilled with green onion sauce. There are no other flavored sauces for the time being. It will still be a bit boring to eat for a long time.

This white elephant spirit is simply a kind person. Knowing that the poor monk has not eaten any decent food in the past two days, he specially opened a self-service meal.

"Holy Monk, I...I'm a vegetarian." Qingniu Jing stared at the skewer of meat in Su Lin's hand, but in the end he couldn't resist the temptation.

After he finished eating one bunch, Su Lin cut open the wall of his stomach and said, "Go and get some kidneys."

The green bull spirit nodded and rushed out impatiently.

Along the way, whenever he encountered any internal obstruction that blocked the condensed energy, he would smash it with the diamond on his nose.

"Who are you?!" Bai Xiangjing's voice was not rough, but rather pleasant to the ears.

Sensing the abnormal situation in his body, Bai Xiangjing didn't even have the time to help his third brother deal with the murderous god that suddenly appeared.

The three brothers specially linked the small thousand worlds attached to this state to the Shituoling area, waiting for the monks to feed them to their mouths, but at most, only earthly immortals existed in those small worlds.

Normally, the flesh and blood of immortals and demons would be digested within a few seconds of falling into his belly. How could they hurt his body like this? !

"You are not cultivating from the lower realm!!!"

The huge body of the white elephant spirit fell into the sea of ​​bones. Countless bones cracked and shattered into powder. He rolled on the ground in unbearable pain.

Just as he was speaking, the bald man cut his stomach into two halves with his unknown treasure sword, cut off a piece of his liver and then returned it to his stomach.

Buddha's light gushed out from the white elephant's huge mouth. After the pain subsided, the white elephant spirit discovered that the other party had even repaired his stomach? !

That's too much! ! !

The white elephant spirit crawled on the ground, pouring all his strength into his body, trying to spit out the green bull and the thief bald who looked familiar for some reason.

"The poor monk came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty and thanked the white elephant donor for the meal."

What a fast!

Bai Xiang was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood, "Are you the Buddhist monk who replaced Tang Monk?! Come out and I'll let you pass!"

"You're not full yet, why are you leaving?" Su Lin asked back: "Sending Buddha to the West, I think the White Elephant Donor's stomach is quite comfortable. It's warm in winter and cool in summer, and you can use local materials when you're hungry."

After Su Lin finished speaking, he opened the portal and borrowed Ye Fan's Mother Qi Cauldron and placed it on the ground. The huge weight made Bai Xiangjing feel that there was suddenly a heavy weight in his stomach.

"What are you going to do?!" the white elephant spirit said in horror.

Su Lin didn't use his words, but answered with practical actions.

He pulled out Xiao Yan's historical projection and asked him to help use strange fire to increase the firepower, poured it into the spiritual spring, and put many fairy fruits and spiritual fruits into the cauldron.

Then add a large piece of hot pot base customized from Master Yao

Gurgling.

The boiling spicy pot was bubbling. The liver, meat, and stomach flap were sliced ​​and wrapped in paste, and the remaining dragon meat and nine-headed insect meat from yesterday were taken out.

I really like what Soldier 76 said: ‘I alone am a cooking team. ’

Now Su Lin can say the same thing.

After creating the dipping sauce, Su Lin sighed: "There is also mutton. It would be better to have some beef when eating hot pot."

"Holy Monk..." A piece of kidney fell from Qingniu Jing's hand.

"I'm kidding, hahaha, Xiaosi, you are quite fast." Su Lin put down the bowl and chopsticks and said with a smile, "I don't eat beef."

The green bull spirit took two steps back and said, "Yeah."

Su Lin said: "It's still close to cardiopulmonary."

"I'll get it!" Qingniu Jing's speed was a little faster, and he transformed into his true form and began to run around inside the white elephant's body.

Su Lin turned back and continued to play with his freshly slaughtered hotpot.

For a time, various aromas mixed together and filled the air with the howling of the white elephant spirit.

"Don't move around." Su Lin glanced at the soup that was about to be spilled. The azure jade virtual sword in his hand suddenly grew larger and stabbed directly.

"Second brother! Third brother!" A green-haired lion grabbed several lifeless monks. Just after returning from a distance, he saw an unbelievable scene.

Golden feathers filled the sky, and the dark clouds became thicker and thicker. As the strong wind blew, he actually saw two golden-winged rocs with flaming eyes shining like the sun and the moon? !

They fought each other, and in the torn space, one could see the sun, moon and stars in the universe, but they were all obscured under their wings.

"what happened?!"

"Brother! It's a Buddhist scripture seeker! OoOoOo——!"

While the white elephant spirit howled, a huge blue sword burst out of his belly and pinned him to the ground.

At the same time, a fragrant smell escaped from the wound of the White Elephant Spirit, and the smell of barbecue wafted from the Shitu Ridge where corpses were scattered.

The tip of the blue lion's nose moved slightly. He looked at the white elephant with wide eyes and swallowed. A thought appeared in his mind, and he subconsciously blurted out: "Second brother, why do you smell so good?!"

"That damn monk cooked offal in my stomach and ate it. He cut off all the liver, intestines, stomach, and lungs in my stomach!" The severe pain made Bai Xiangjing almost faint. Flapping randomly.

It didn't take long for the fire smoke in his belly to reach his nostrils and then float out.

The green lion spirit flew over in a hurry, and when he came to the belly of the white elephant spirit, the blue long sword was a treasure that made him feel a life threat.

cry!

The chirping of birds sounded, and the golden-winged roc swooped over.

"Third brother?!" The Green Lion Spirit was not sure. He thought it was his third brother who was coming to help.

The golden light rushed directly into the belly of the white elephant spirit, and at the same time a roar came: "Save some for me!"

The sound of flesh and blood tearing came from the White Elephant's belly. The White Elephant was in so much pain that he had to tear his body apart and run away regardless of his injuries. His whole body began to tremble violently.

With a swipe, another edgeless sword stained with blood protruded from the white elephant spirit's body.

The white elephant spirit collapsed on the ground helplessly: "Brother! Third brother! Save me!"

"Second brother!" The real golden-winged roc flew back from the sky. Still with wounds on his body, he wanted to chase after him but was held back by the blue lion spirit.

The current situation is difficult for the Green Lion Spirit. If he rushes in and causes a conflict inside the White Elephant at this time, his second brother's life will definitely not be saved.

"Why did you fall into the trick I used to trap you?" The green lion spirit was anxious and angry.

He was the one who was tortured by a real monkey at the beginning, and he had to compromise before giving Sun Wukong a chance.

The green lion spirit swept across the ground, spitting out fishy wind from its mouth to scatter the bone dust: "Let them come out, and we three brothers will let you go!"

On the ground, a golden circle blocked out external evil and protected everyone within.

When the Blue Lion Spirit saw the monkey that Meng Qi had turned into, he was obviously stunned for a moment, but he quickly recovered.

"It seems you know something." Meng Qi restrained his desire to run over and join Su Lin and Shi Hao, and asked, "Have you joined the group of reincarnators in Lingshan?"

"Let the two of them come out of my second brother's body." The green lion spirit said again.

Meng Qi shook his head, walked out of the drawn circle, shrunk to the ground and came to the three demons, and asked directly: "Are these people eaten by you?"

The golden-winged roc sneered: "People eat meat when they are hungry, and we eat people when we are hungry. What's wrong? If you are brave, come out and fight with real swords and guns!"

His eyes swept over the group of monks behind Meng Qi, and glanced at the white elephant spirit, which was covered in fragrance and trembling on the ground.

Suddenly, an elephant trunk emerged from the ground and attacked Meng Qi to form an obstacle. The golden-winged roc and the green lion spirit took action at the same time to take the group of monks behind Meng Qi as hostages.

The Golden-winged Dapeng and the Green Lion Spirit missed the opportunity and found that the group of monks had turned into the corpses of monsters that had long since rotted. They ignored the shock and attacked Meng Qi.

Moo——!

A green bull with frightened eyes burst out of its belly. He held a few skewers in his mouth and ran towards Meng Qi.

Because of the green ox, White Elephant's aura completely weakened. His eyes rolled up and his head drooped.

"Second brother!" "Second brother!"

Before the green lion spirit and the golden-winged roc could get angry and fight for their lives, Shi Hao picked up the nine-toothed rake with one hand and held the Great Luo sword in the other. He touched his mouth with his sleeves and rushed out, staring at the golden-winged roc. Dapeng:

"I still need a braised golden-winged roc! I haven't had it in a long time!"

Relying on the spirit-eating and qi-eating technique inherited by Zhu Bajie, he could vaguely feel the existence of a trace of shackles in his body!

Discuss with Qingniu about a piece of meat but it can't be done without drying it. There are two good ingredients out there!

"Everyone stay!" Shi Hao rushed forward with red eyes and flew directly towards the golden-winged roc.

The green lion spirit was furious. When had his brother encountered such a situation? Just when he was about to take action, he found that he was bound by Buddhist shackles at some point, and his whole body was imprisoned by a strange force, and the source.

Is it the belly of the white elephant spirit? !

"Come on," Su Lin dragged him downwards, muttering words that frightened the lion spirit: "A genuine braised lion's head!"

The golden feathers of the golden-winged roc fell down with blood. The green lion spirit turned into its own body and tried to escape, but was slowly and resolutely dragged into the belly of the white elephant spirit.

"Bo Xun! Save me!" he shouted: "We agree to all your conditions!"

The time and space of heaven and earth seemed to be frozen, and a transparent ten-thousand-character seal appeared on the heads of the three demons of Shituoling.

In an instant, millions of souls burst out with their final wails, shattered into the purest soul power and fell into the bodies of the three demons.

The breathless white elephant spirit's chest was beating and reverberating.

In the moment of deathly silence, dozens of miles away from Shituoling, a mirage holy land appeared. There was a brick monastery hanging in it, tall and wide, with a strange structure, and its households were opened in the east, and the light of Buddha shone across the world.

Lingshan?

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