Chapter 563: Dirty Tricks

"The happy house represents the god of joy? The gloomy road next to the happy house represents the god of taboo. The watchman and Zhang Mingli are considered the 'gods of use'?"

"When we entered Zhemeng Town, all the testers gathered in front of the shrine. There was only one shrine in the room, and everyone saw different gods. Could it be said that Zhemeng Town is a god who died in infancy? Are all the names on the stone tablet at the door used to help him change his life?" Gao Ming was also surprised by his rich imagination.

The "man" in the wine jar did not receive a response for a long time. He seemed to have guessed that it was not Mrs. Xi who came in. The humility on his face disappeared instantly. The blue blood vessels squirmed under the skin, and his expression became cold and arrogant, as if he was begging like a dog just now. Not like him.

"The house is full of friends and guests, and I think Mrs. Xi will have another happy event. I know you don't like us, but to be honest, what choice do we have?" The man in the wine circle seemed to regard a high life as a symbol. Entered by mistake Guests in the wing: "Staying in the wedding banquet, sooner or later you will end up like me, going crazy in joy and dying in joy. Your blood and flesh will become the decoration of this wedding banquet, and in the end you will have nothing. Will stay.”

With his lips slightly open, Gao Ming heard a hint of deep resentment in the other person's tone, which was directed at Mrs. Xi. The men in the wine jar would only reveal the truth when they were sure that Mrs. Xi couldn't hear it. idea.

"The door of the wing is not closed. Since you sneaked in, you can do whatever you want. We can also pretend that we didn't see anything. We just hope you can help us with a small thing." The men's heads were wet. They stick together and speak very strangely: "Brothers' faces are almost growing on me, and their joy is getting into my head. If this continues, my last shred of sanity will be crushed."

"Who are you?" Gao Ming asked cautiously, holding the bronze mirror with one hand without moving forward.

Hearing Gao Ming's voice, the people in the wine jar were startled for a moment, and then showed ecstasy: "What do you think we are? You don't know the Yelang in this town? You are a tester! It is a test that comes in from outside. ”

If the attention of the guests outside was not attracted by the wedding reception team, these words shouted by the other party would directly expose Gao Ming.

Bones and flesh were torn apart, a gurgling sound came from the wine jar, and with a sound similar to a torn sack being torn open, a severely deformed arm stretched out from the wine.

The arm itself was nothing, except for a loose black ring-shaped communicator hanging from the wrist.

"I am also a tester! I have mastered the complete method of pretending to be dirty! The divine body is half-finished, and the foreign objects are perfectly blended. As long as you are willing to rescue me from the wine jar, I will give you everything I have gained." The wine jar The voice of the man there was very nice, and he didn't seem to be hiding any malice: "The method of pretending to be dirty is suitable for testers who are physically strong and have a high foreign body match. If you can be taken by Mrs. Xi and tricked into entering the house of Xi, then you must meet these two requirements! "

"Seriously?" Gao Ming's heart was calm, and in order to test the other party, he deliberately showed some emotion.

"The foreign object I used to pretend to be dirty is in my belly. Come and drag me out of the wine jar, and I will give the foreign object to you immediately." The words of the man in the wine jar were full of temptation.

Moving forward, Gao Ming seemed hesitant, with three points of desire in his eyes and seven points of caution: "No, I still can't completely believe you, can you tell me what happened to you? What do you mean by the God of Joy and the God of Jealousy?”

Gao Ming did this entirely to get information. He had no interest in pretending to be dirty, which required fusion with foreign objects.

"The various ghosts and snake gods in Zhemeng Town can be roughly divided into three categories. They are neither evil nor righteous, and abide by certain rules. They maintain the basic operation of the town, such as watchmen, coffin bearers, paper makers, etiquette makers, etc. Teacher, butcher, Mr. Tang from the bank..."

"Wait a minute, you said that the butcher and Mr. Tang are also considered 'Yongshen'?" Gao Ming thought of Zhu Ren's crazy look and suddenly became suspicious of the man's words.

"I know you can't believe it. Butchers slaughter livestock and provide meat and animal sacrifices; Mr. Tang runs a bank, and every copper in the town has passed through his hands. If it weren't for them, there would be big trouble." The man. He had been paying attention to Gao Ming's footsteps. He noticed that after Gao Ming stopped in place, there was a hint of anxiety in his voice: "The Butcher and Mr. Tang were not like that at first, but then they went crazy, and many 'Yongshen' went crazy."

"Then who is the strongest 'Yongshen'?" Gao Ming was a little curious. In his opinion, Mr. Tang was better than the Butcher.

"Probably the watchman."

"Watchman?" Gao Ming did not expect this answer. The old watchman saw half of his feet stepping into the coffin. He walked tremblingly, as if a gust of wind could blow him over.

"Well, because he is the only one among the 'Yongshen' who has always stayed awake." After hearing Gao Ming's footsteps moving forward, the man began to speak slower: "Compared with the 'Yongshen', the Gods of Joy and the Gods of Jealousy are about the same. It is much more mysterious. Everyone in the town knows that Mrs. Xi is related to the God of Joy, but no one except Mrs. Xi has ever seen the real God of Joy. He is invisible and intangible, but he really exists somewhere. "

"Some testers have suspected that the one who married Madam Xi was the God of Joy every time, but we, the abandoned Yelang, have all married Madam Xi. The wedding banquet lasted until the end of the fifth watch, but we did not see the so-called God of Joy, let alone the gods who possessed us and had sex with Madam Xi." The man's eyes were a little blurry, and when he mentioned Madam Xi, his speech speed would slow down, as if his brain was being played by Madam Xi's hands: "In general, meeting the God of Joy will definitely bring good things. Even if you stay in a place where he has appeared, you will feel that the twists and turns in your fate have been smoothed out, and the lucky star is shining above your head."

"I just heard you say that you were deceived by the taboo god and stole the things of the God of Joy? That's why you were punished by Madam Xi?" Gao Ming said slowly. Slowly lowered: "What did you steal?"

"I have a way to pretend to be dirty. The thing is in my stomach. When you rescue me, I will give you everything." The man was still tempting Gao Ming to go over: "The things of the God of Joy bring blessings, and everyone wants them. For the God of Inauspiciousness, even hearing his voice or accidentally seeing his statue will bring bad luck, but good and bad go hand in hand. More contact with the God of Inauspiciousness will also attract the attention of the God of Joy."

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"The God of Joy represents joy and good luck. This happy house doesn't seem to be very peaceful and harmonious. Does the God of Inauspiciousness really symbolize destruction and disaster?" Gao Ming's eyes flashed with some doubts.

"After you rescue me, can't you go and see it yourself? The God of Inauspiciousness is at the end of the deserted road behind the happy house, but it is said that everyone who has seen them is dead, and even more than half of those who heard their voices have gone crazy."