Chapter 996: Zhang Yuanmin Wetting His Crotch (November Monthly Tickets Plus 721)

Zhang Yuanmin himself said that he had experience in being chased by bears.

Zhao Jun also had a lot of this experience, but Li Baoyu did not.

When the black bear roared and chased Li Baoyu, Li Baoyu, who was caught off guard, could not help but panic.

Li Baoyu couldn't understand why Zhang Yuanmin had made such a good arrangement and made a mistake again?

"Brother!" Li Baoyu shouted loudly and ran towards Xing San's shack with all his strength.

The four masters of Yong'an, judging from Zhang Yuanmin's head and Li Ruhai's mouth, they were not in vain.

When Li Baoyu accelerated at full speed, he actually briefly opened up the distance between himself and the black bear.

"Huh?" Zhang Yuanmin, who was still circling the snow pile, heard Li Baoyu's shouting and thought that Li Baoyu had already got the gun, so when Li Baoyu came around from behind the snow pile, he ran straight to the back of the cook's shack.

Picking up the axe and running forward, Zhang Yuanmin was stunned. Seeing that the black bear failed to catch up with Li Baoyu, Zhang Yuanmin felt relieved. He held the axe in his hand to his chest and chased the black bear.

Li Baoyu ran to the door of the shack, pushed it open, and then twisted his body to enter the house.

At this time, Li Baoyu heard a bear roar, and the running black bear jumped up in the air.

A tiger pounces twenty or thirty meters. A black bear jumps at most five meters.

This black bear did not jump five meters, but only about three meters. When it landed, it saw that the shack door had been closed by Li Baoyu, and it trotted to the door.

Xing San's gun was always hung behind the door.

As soon as Li Baoyu entered the shack, he took off the hunting rifle and the bullet bag.

At this time, the black bear had run to the shack. But this time it did not choose to break the door with force, but curiously stretched out a bear paw and poked the crack of the door twice.

Inside the door, Li Baoyu gritted his teeth and leaned against the door of the shack, holding it tightly. At the same time, he opened his gun and loaded the bullets into the chamber.

Because it was inconvenient to hold the bullet bag, Li Baoyu took out two bullets from it and held them in his palm.

After doing all this, Li Baoyu did not wait for the black bear to break the door. He didn't know what the black bear was doing outside, but Zhang Yuanmin saw it clearly.

When he saw the black bear chasing Li Baoyu to the front of the shack, Zhang Yuanmin was scared.

He knew that if the black bear broke the door, Li Baoyu would definitely not be able to resist it alone.

The black bear rushed into the shack, and there was no safe distance between him and Li Baoyu. If Li Baoyu could not kill the black bear with one shot, he would be afraid that his life would be in danger.

When he thought of this, Zhang Yuanmin's eyes turned red, and he gritted his teeth and chased the black bear like crazy.

And then, Zhang Yuanmin saw the black bear in front of the shack, trying to open the door like a human.

Zhang Yuanmin slowed down his steps, slightly turned his body, and ran two steps from the snow-cleared area in front of the shack to the sled road for transporting wood.

Yes, there is also a sled road in the field, and the snow is not cleared on the sled road for the oxen and horses to pull.

This sled road is often crossed by logs, and has long been compacted and smoothed. In front of the shack, the snow is cleaned up for people to walk.

When Zhang Yuanmin went from the land to the sled road, he twisted his body slightly, stepped forward and backward, and slid directly on the sled road for a distance.

In the Northeast, this is called "slipping".

When people make a decision, they may have an idea or be stupid at the moment. Zhang Yuanmin, who just ran around the snow pile with the black bear, was indeed tired. Slipping does save time and effort, and even does not make any sound.

But there is a problem. Slipping by yourself does not have external force to push or pull, but it will stop due to friction.

If you want to continue sliding, you have to run a few more steps before you can slide again.

When Zhang Yuanmin felt that the speed was slowing down, he ran forward two steps with the big axe, and then continued to slide forward.

At this time, Xie Zhong had come out of the shack with a small hand axe. He was still worried, and he couldn't let Li Baoyu and Zhang Yuanmin take risks while he stayed in the shack.

But when he came out, Xie Zhong just looked over there and was stunned.

What a weird scene, I saw the black bear pawed at the door in front of the shack, while Zhang Yuanmin was sliding towards the black bear on the sled road.

At this time, the sound of cows and horses mooing came one after another in the field. Xie Zhong turned around, jumped to the front of the shack of the west set of households in a few steps, kicked the door heavily with his foot, and shouted: "Come out, take your stuff, come out!"

Then, Xie Zhong ran to the shack of the east set of households to call for people.

At this time, the black bear became irritable and started to push the door with his paws.

Even if it didn't pounce, the force of the bear's paw was enough for Li Baoyu to bear. He leaned against the door of the shack, pushed his feet against the ground, and gritted his teeth to push against the door.

"Hun..." The black bear roared, and it seemed that it was going to break in.

Suddenly, a muffled sound came, and the black bear turned around and saw Zhang Yuanmin lying on the ground.

"Hun!" The black bear turned around and pounced on Zhang Yuanmin, and Zhang Yuanmin, who had slipped, got up in a hurry. Seeing that the black bear was only ten meters away from him, Zhang Yuanmin shouted: "Baoyu! Hit it!"

After that, Zhang Yuanmin turned and ran.

In times of crisis, Zhang Yuanmin was really experienced. After running a few steps, he turned quickly and ran straight to the back of Xing San's shack.

Zhang Yuanmin remembered that there was also a snow pile there. As long as he rushed over in time, he would be able to escape by running around the snow pile.

At this time, the black bear suddenly jumped up and caught up with Zhang Yuanmin in an instant. With a wave of its paw, it grabbed Zhang Yuanmin.

The moment he felt the fishy smell and the bad wind, Zhang Yuanmin twisted his body and swept out with the axe in his hand.

He learned this move from Zhao Jun, and had also used it when being chased by a bear. However, whether it was Zhao Jun or Zhang Yuanmin before them, they all used large mirror-faced axes produced in Dandong, and their shape was more like the one used by Li Kui. .

The wood-splitting ax that Zhang Yuanmin is holding now has a long shaft, which is more similar to Xu Huang's weapon in "Three Kingdoms".

This ax is modified from an eight-pound sledgehammer. It relies more on gravity than sharpness to chop wood. Swing out the ax with full strength.

At this critical moment, Zhang Yuanmin turned around and used the axe. At the same time, Zhang Yuanmin let go and abandoned the axe.

He knew that he only had the power of one blow, and even if he ran away, he could no longer carry the axe.

When the ax was released, the black bear opened its arms just in time, and the big ax flew out and hit the black bear's waist directly.

"Ouch..." Even though it was a black bear, it was extremely painful to eat this axe. It paused for a moment, and Zhang Yuanmin escaped and ran around the snowdrift.

At this time, Xie Zhong rushed over with a large group of people.

In the past, these tenants did not dare to come out because there was no leader. Now that he raised his head high and shouted, coupled with Xie Zhong's prestige among his fellow villagers, the tenants of the two shacks came out with what they could.

Knives, axes, sticks, sticks, and whips for driving sledges. In addition, more people carried small basins and small helmets for eating. This thing has no offensive power, but it can be knocked.

"Dang Dang Dang..."

When the sound of banging pots and banging helmets came together, the black bear was also stunned. Zhang Yuanmin heard the sound and thought that reinforcements had arrived, so he immediately ran forward with the black bear.

Zhang Yuanmin and Black Bear came out of the shack one after another. At this time, on their left was a large group of people led by Jie Zhong, and on their right was Li Baoyu, who was holding a gun in front of the Lengchang gate.

When the black bear jumped out, it was only seven or eight meters away from Li Baoyu. Li Baoyu took aim with his gun, but did not dare to shoot.

Opposite is No. 50 or 60. Shooting at this time can easily injure someone.

Li Baoyu had not been with Zhao Jun for a year in vain. He made a decisive decision and raised his gun in the air to fight.

"Bang!"

As soon as the shot was fired, Li Baoyu turned around and ran outside the main gate of Lengchang, holding out his gun and changing bullets as he ran.

The black bear screamed when he heard the gunfire, turned around and chased Li Baoyu.

"Baoyu!" Zhang Yuanmin, who heard the gunshot, looked back and knew what happened, shouted and chased after the black bear.

"Follow me!" Xie Zhong roared, leading the tenants to rush out.

At this time, Li Baoyu was running fast on the mountain road. He had parked the car at the other end, which was not going to Linban. He was not walking on the sledge, so there was snow on the ground and Li Baoyu was not slippery while running.

He had loaded his gun, but he didn't know where the black bear was chasing him, so he didn't dare to stop.

At this time, the black bear chasing Li Baoyu smelled the smell of tiger claws with its keen sense of smell.

The black bear paused. It turned back and looked in front of the Lenchang. A large group of people came out of the Lenchang. The black bear quickly rushed towards the south hillside.

The hillside was steep, there was no road, and there was thick snow on it, but the black bear ignored it and forced its way up the mountain.

"Stop chasing! Stop chasing!" When Zhang Yuanmin saw Li Baoyu running away and the black bear moving away from the mountain, he hurriedly stopped the chasing people.

Hearing Zhang Yuanmin's shouting, Xie Zhong also reacted and hurriedly stopped the tenants. At this time, Li Baoyu didn't know that the black bear had changed its route and escaped, but he was still running in front of the car.

Because the black bear had not gone too far, Zhang Yuanmin and the others did not dare to call Li Baoyu.

Zhang Yuanmin breathed a sigh of relief, raised his hand to wipe the melted snow on his face, and pretended to be calm and said to Xie Zhong: "Brother Xie, don't chase the poor bear, until I can devise a clever plan to kill it."

"Okay, brother!" Jie Zhong grabbed Zhang Yuanmin and said excitedly: "It can just go away, we won't poke it! I just saw that black blind man chasing you, I was so scared!"

"Ha!" Zhang Yuanmin smiled faintly, waved his hand and said: "Brother, I took a look, that black blind man is not big, he will carry three hundred kilograms."

"We won't hit you no matter how many pounds!" Xie Zhong tried to persuade him, but Zhang Yuanmin said, "A blind bear that doesn't weigh more than three hundred pounds has no right to hurt me!"

Jie Zhong was stunned when he heard this. At this time, a fellow countryman named Qian Shengli smiled and patted Zhang Yuanmin's arm. Then he pointed at Zhang Yuanmin's crotch and said with a smile: "Old Zhang, don't talk nonsense. You are so special." I was so scared that I wet my pants!”

"Huh?" Zhang Yuanmin was stunned and looked down at his crotch.

For a moment, everyone's eyes were fixed on Zhang Yuanmin's crotch, followed by laughter.

The roar of laughter made the black bear run away quickly, and also stopped Li Baoyu who ran to the car.

Li Baoyu was a little surprised when he heard the laughter, but when he turned around, there was no trace of the black bear.

"No! No!" Amidst the laughter, Zhang Yuanmin weakly defended: "It's not the urine! It's the wine!"

"Hey!" Someone next to him said: "What can you do if you pee? No one laughs at you. Who of us would be chased by a black blind man? If we can't help it, we won't chase you away."

This man's words were quite pleasant. Zhang Yuanmin was slightly startled when he heard this, but he didn't expect that this guy would say next: "But if you're going to pee your pants, stop bragging!"

"I..." Zhang Yuanmin was furious and shouted at the man: "I didn't pee!"

When he was excited, Zhang Yuanmin stepped forward, grabbed the man's wrist with one hand, pointed down to himself with the other hand, and shouted: "Smell it, smell it!"

"Fuck you!" The man pulled Zhang Yuanmin's hand away and said angrily: "Who the hell is smelling that Gou Ba thing of yours!"

"Hahaha……"

The laughter was deafening, and everyone believed what they wanted to believe. And no one would smell Zhang Yuanmin's crotch, and they all believed that Zhang Yuanmin had peed his pants.

"Hey?" Suddenly, another person shouted: "Old Zhang, I heard them say you are called a big crotch, I don't think your crotch is big, or you can call it a pee pocket!"

"Fuck..." Zhang Yuanmin was so angry that his lungs were about to explode.

"Sixth son!" Jie Zhong stopped the man who had just spoken, and then persuaded Zhang Yuanmin: "Brother, don't be angry, big brother said them!"

"Big brother!" Zhang Yuanmin grabbed Jie Zhong's hand and said anxiously: "It's really not peed!"

"Brother!" Jie Zhong looked at Zhang Yuanmin solemnly and asked: "It's really not peed?"

"It's really not!" Zhang Yuanmin stamped his feet and shouted anxiously

"It's okay!" Xie Zhong held Zhang Yuanmin down and said, "Don't be afraid, brother, smell it, and I'll testify for you after that!"

"Brother!" Zhang Yuanmin grabbed Xie Zhong's hand excitedly. When he was chased by the bear just now, Zhang Yuanmin didn't feel so wronged.

But in this case, even if he didn't pee, no one would smell it. But Xie Zhong couldn't bear to see Zhang Yuanmin so sad, so he had to bite the bullet and squat down.

So when Li Baoyu came back, he saw a strange scene, and he couldn't help shouting: "What's going on? Where's Hei Xiazi?"

At this time, no one paid attention to Li Baoyu, and Xie Zhong stood up and said to the two gangs: "It's really not urine, it's really wine."

After saying this, Xie Zhong explained for Zhang Yuanmin: "Hei Xiazi called out a while ago, we were drinking in the room..."

"Come on, brother!" Before Xie Zhong finished speaking, his fellow villager with the nickname Liuzi shouted: "You are just kind and righteous, just cover up for him!"

"It's really not!" Xie Zhong and Zhang Yuanmin shouted in unison. Zhang Yuanmin, who finally had Xie Zhong to testify, said anxiously: "Why don't you smell it too."

"We don't smell it!" Hearing Zhang Yuanmin say this, everyone looked disgusted.

"Fuck..." Zhang Yuanmin was angry and anxious. Wherever he looked, Jiang Jinyou and others hid behind the crowd.

Fortunately, Li Baoyu arrived at this time. As soon as he arrived, Li Baoyu received Zhang Yuanmin's excessive demands.

Li Baoyu, who was wondering what Jie Zhong and Zhang Yuanmin were doing just now, finally understood what was going on.

Li Baoyu's face was a little bad, but he was not against Zhang Yuanmin, but against those people.

The reason was very simple, because those people laughed at Zhang Yuanmin, which made Li Baoyu very unhappy.

But Li Baoyu knew that he couldn't get angry at this time, otherwise Zhang Yuanmin really couldn't explain it. After he smelled it, he said to everyone: "It's really not urine, it's really wine!"

With Li Baoyu's testimony, everyone stopped laughing at Zhang Yuanmin. At this time, Zhang Yuanmin was still angry. He glared at those trappers and said coldly: "You still say that I was scared to pee my pants? When I, Zhang Yuanmin, stabbed Xiong Ba to death, you didn't even know where you were!"

"Huh?" Li Baoyu looked at Zhang Yuanmin in surprise, thinking: "Didn't you stab Hei Xiazi to death? How did you become Xiong Ba?"

"Okay, okay!" Jie Zhong waved his hand at everyone and said: "No one can say anything bad to my brother. If my brother wasn't here today, we would all be screwed!"

Seeing Jie Zhong pointing to the field, everyone reacted and ran to the field to see their cattle and horses.

After the black bear left, the cattle and horses had calmed down. They were not injured, but just frightened. The old cow was fine, but most of the horses were scared to death.

But this situation is already good. The farmers were grateful and thanked Zhang Yuanmin one after another.

Zhang Yuanmin has never been a petty person. Although he was angry just now, he immediately smiled when he was praised by everyone.

"I..." Zhang Yuanmin was about to express his position and take the black bear's life, but he heard Li Baoyu say beside him: "Brother Jie, you don't have to worry about this black bear. Tomorrow is Sunday and the forest farm is resting. My brother and I will kowtow to it!"

Zhang Yuanmin: "..."