Chapter 392 Gods Are All Crazy

Regardless of the fact that the four of them were still immersed in the indescribable state of mental shock, Hao Ren was already excited because of Raven 12345's words: year-end benefits! bonus! Oil and water!

Hao Ren felt like he had been on a pirate ship ever since he signed the contract, and had experienced a lot of things that made people almost die or laugh or cry. But there was only one thing that he was quite satisfied with, and that was that the work benefits of the new unit were actually not bad - —Although that unreliable raven often messes up the things that should be sent to him for one reason or another, have you ever seen any company on earth that can give you a distribution within six months of working? Car and boat? It even comes with a spaceship!

Hao Ren immediately looked forward to this year-end award.

Raven 12345 didn't let him wait too long. He happily opened a space crack next to it and moved everything out: "According to our company's contract, the year-end benefits are all here..."

The expression on Hao Ren's face quickly changed from expectant to dull, and his eyes when looking at the raven were full of "you're fucking kidding me."

"Fifty kilograms of rice, fifty kilograms of noodles, ten kilograms of oil...what, is there a problem?" Raven 12345 noticed that Hao Ren hadn't moved, raised his head and asked curiously. The expression on the latter's face seemed to be crying or laughing, and he didn't know what to say at this time: "...this...is our year-end benefit?"

"Yes," Raven 12345 nodded matter-of-factly, "Didn't you already know it when you signed the contract? The year-end benefits of the God Realm are rice, flour, grain and oil. Of course, this is limited to the standard carbon-based ecosystem. In some places What was sent was sulfuric acid gasoline and silicon crystal plates..."

Hao Ren looked down at the pile of things, feeling that these things would be more suitable in a street office than in heaven. But that was indeed what was written in the contract, so he could only sigh, thinking that the gods were indeed a bunch of lunatics. They usually gave out cars and spaceships as small prizes, and two bags of rice and noodles as the year-end grand prize...

But he soon realized that he still underestimated the divergent ability of these crazy people. Raven 12345 was still taking out things: "...and here are two boxes of peach cakes for you, half a bag of oil tea, and a box of golden apples... …”

Hao Ren saw a small box containing more than a dozen golden fruits. There was some mysterious light lingering on the fruits, and he was immediately excited: "What do you think this is?!"

"Golden apples," Raven 12345 said disapprovingly. "The classic variety cultivated by the goddess of life is very similar to a legendary fruit on the earth, so it is named golden apple. Of course, it is not real gold and can be eaten. .”

Hao Ren's voice began to tremble: "Eat... what will be the effect of eating it?"

Raven 12345 thought for a while: "I don't feel anything after eating it, but it is said that if ordinary people eat it... it seems that it can at least have the effect of regenerating amputated limbs and eliminating all diseases. Oh, by the way, it can also extend life span by hundreds of years... "

Hao Ren's heart trembled twice, and he made sure that the other party was not joking. His eyes turned green when he looked at the box of God's Fruits: "Give this to me?!"

Raven nodded, and Hao Ren couldn't help but feel confused: "But the problem is... there is such a box of natural materials and earthly treasures mixed into the rice, flour, grain and oil, don't you think this package is strange?"

"It's not surprising. The year-end benefits are rice, flour, grains, oils, snacks and fruits. Rice, flour, grains and oils are not easy to spoil, but fruits cannot be stored for a long time, so we all replaced them with golden apples that can be stored for a long time. This has been done thousands of years ago."

Hao Ren almost burst into tears: "Is it just for this reason? Just because this thing has a long shelf life?"

"Yes."

The gods are really a bunch of lunatics!

"Here's one last thing," Raven 12345 said, taking out some red paper from the portable space, "The Chinese New Year is almost here, and I'm giving you a couplet - I wrote this myself, and put it on the door to describe the surrounding areas of your house. It won’t be a problem to form half a sanctuary within a radius of two miles.”

Hao Ren took the couplet with a strange expression and unfolded it. He saw God's metaphors written on it with dragons and phoenixes scratching their hearts and livers. The first couplet read: I have been holding it back for two months and I don't know what to write. The second couplet read: I have thought about it for three times. Tian made up two nonsense words, and the horizontal comment was: as long as there are words...

The whole couplet was twisted and twisted, and Hao Ren suspected that Raven had used a paint brush to paint the words on it, but these pieces of paper had a warm aura in his hands, and a dim glow circulated around the writing, making the surroundings There is a light and sacred atmosphere lingering.

"This...can't I stick with you?" Hao Ren looked at Raven 12345 with a particularly troubled look. He felt that he would inevitably fall into this kind of entanglement every time he met the other person. "I can go back and offer him as a treasure."

Raven 12345 waved his hand generously: "You're welcome, I'm very optimistic about you, this is an extra reward for you, maybe next year."

Hao Ren almost burst into tears. He was really embarrassed to admit that he was worried that this thing would affect the appearance of the city...

After Hao Ren put away these "year-end benefits" with a pained face, Raven 12345 discussed with him this time in the Dream Plane. Hao Ren very frankly admitted that he finally used orbital bombing to kill his eldest son (he did not go into too much detail in the report): Strictly speaking, even if there were extenuating circumstances, it was against the rules. The only thing to be thankful for was the final result. Looks good.

However, I didn’t expect that Raven 12345 would put on a smiling expression after hearing this: “Well, it seems that you are already familiar with the business...”

Hao Ren: "Huh?"

"Sometimes you have to use simple and crude methods to solve troublesome situations," Raven 12345 smiled. "One shot can solve a thousand worries. If you can't solve a thousand worries, it means you are not strong enough - as long as you can solve the problem smoothly, It’s actually pretty good to be a bomb.”

The corners of Hao Ren's mouth twitched: "These words are not suitable to come from the mouth of a goddess."

Raven 12345 chuckled nonchalantly: "Anyway, the matter was resolved well. But remember, this matter is still risky after all. 'Explosion' is a hobby that is understandable, but it must be done when there is no better alternative." You can only use this thing next time.”

Then she waved her hand: "Let's not talk about the explosion for now. You should have realized that the dream plane is wider than you thought, right?"

Hao Ren nodded and said four words: "Stars and the sea."

"Yes, Starry Sea, I told you a long time ago that the dream plane is a real world like the surface world. You should have thought at that time that the starry sky in the dream plane is not a background image. Prepare to investigate next What’s the situation on other planets in the Dream Plane?”

"That's right," Hao Ren laughed and explained his next plan, "I decided to start with the origin of the sea monsters. They were the first to spread the news about the 'Day of Return'. I doubt that those sea monsters The real purpose is not to let other aliens return to the planet of Horleta, but that they want to use their own strength to return to their homeland - this is what I just figured out. If the Kraken's hometown can be found, probably We can figure out what caused the Great Time Travel 10,000 years ago.”

Raven 12345 looked at Hao Ren happily: "Very good, in short, this matter has been given to you. It depends on what results you can get from the investigation. I am also investigating some things here, although I generally know a few things. The cause of the accident in this universe ten thousand years ago, but the specific process has never been found out. Maybe your information is the key..."

Hao Ren was just about to say a few polite words to her to see if he could get some more money, when he suddenly heard a loud shout from outside: "Crazy! Get out of here! Where's my knife?!"

Raven 12345's expression changed when he heard this, and he turned around and was about to run away. Hao Ren didn't react for a while and shouted from behind: "Hey, what's wrong..."

Raven 12345 didn't look back: "It's too late to say anything, my enemy is here! Let's talk about it next time we meet..."

Before he finished speaking, a flash of blue light was seen, and the nervous goddess had disappeared in front of everyone. Hao Ren and Big Beard stared at her, not knowing what was going on.

A moment later, the door of the rotunda was suddenly kicked violently, and an unusually tall woman with long brown hair rushed in menacingly. The woman was a little surprised when she saw Hao Ren and the others, but then she sensed the lingering breath of Raven 12345 in the surrounding air. She frowned and asked, "Where did that lunatic go?"

Hao Ren didn't know why, but he knew that the person who dared to come in and say such things was most likely an acquaintance of Raven 12345, so he didn't want to offend her: "I don't know, she just said that her enemies came to the door, and then ran away."

"Fuck, it's just another trip in vain..." The tall woman...or goddess roughly bumped her fists. At this time, another voice suddenly came from the corridor outside: "Sir! There is a portal reaction in the Arcane Hall!"

The tall woman was immediately overjoyed and disappeared in the blink of an eye. A moment later, she heard a loud explosion and a fight in the distance. The four bearded men looked at Hao Ren in confusion: "This is..."

Hao Ren quickly lowered his head and pulled them away from here: "Don't ask, maybe it's a war between the gods..."