Chapter 387 The Four King Kong

What should I do after returning from the dream plane? Make a plan of action immediately? write a report? Study history? Consulting on life with that unreliable goddess? Facts have proved that this is all nonsense. Those heroes in the movie who saved the world and ran to the White House to attend the conference just after fighting aliens are all lies. In fact, after the guys like Hao Ren came back after just saving the world, The first thing he did was to go to each room and sleep hard for nearly a day and a night. After waking up, Hao Ren pondered over the calendar for a long time before he figured out what day it was...

After figuring out what day it was, Hao Ren yawned, threw his head back and fell back on the bed, ready to sleep for a while. But this time, as soon as he lay down, he heard a snapping sound next to him, and then something jumped on his chest. The next second, a wet and cool tail began to slap on his face. Hao Ren opened his eyes and found that the little mermaid was turning her head to meet his eyes.

The child continued to be happy. Of course she was not tired anymore: for most of the time in the dream plane, she hid in her portable space and slept. The occasional trip out was basically just to get some air and play for a while. It was dangerous. Nothing happened. Hao Ren later had some doubts about the significance of bringing Doudou to the Dream Plane, but soon he was relieved: given this child's talent for committing suicide, taking her with him is the greatest meaning...

Hao Ren got up to clean up, and came out of the house holding Doudou and her pot. He saw Vivian cleaning the room, and Lily was sitting opposite "Gun" not far away and listening to the holy teachings. The black and white stupid cat came again. After living outside for many days, my hair is dirty all over my body, but I have gained weight out of thin air. I don’t know where I am because of my leisurely life. Seeing such an ordinary daily scene in front of him, Hao Ren was a little unable to recover - he was still immersed in the previous "Eldest Son Rebellion" that could be called a natural disaster. The thrilling scene at that time left a deep impression on him. It feels a bit inconsistent to look at the daily scenes in front of me.

"Are you awake?" Vivian glanced at Hao Ren and pursed her lips in the direction of the table, "The rice is not cold yet. Eat it quickly. You are the only one left."

Hao Ren groaned and sat down at the table. He looked at the familiar dishes and chopsticks in front of him and smelled the familiar smell of Earth's food. Only then did he completely put aside the feeling of dissonance. He took two sips of porridge to refresh himself. When he grabbed a small steamed bun, he suddenly felt something. He raised his head and looked in Lily's direction: "Lily!"

Lily raised her head in response, and Hao Ren threw the bun over. The next scene was wonderful: Lily almost instinctively jumped on the spot, spun her body, opened her mouth to catch the bun - and ended up "rolling" faster than she could move. , a black shadow flashed across the bun and disappeared, leaving Lily staring at the bun in the cat's mouth in shock.

Vivian held the rag and stared at Lily with her hands on her hips: "Look at your little potential, you just jump up to catch the food, but you still grab it from the cat! It's just that you grab it from the cat, but you haven't even grabbed it yet! This action should be done Is this a secret passed down from your family?"

Lily blinked, she was still surprised: "Why does the landlord's cat look like a dog..."

"By the way, what are those four masters doing?" Hao Ren finished his breakfast in two gulps, and then he remembered that there were four more people in the house, but he didn't see the four ascetics. He remembered his work as a "guardian of aliens" and felt that he should find the four ascetics to spread common sense about living here.

After all, in the foreseeable future, those four people, like Betsy, will not be able to go back.

He still remembered that when he got home the night before yesterday, he hurriedly explained to the four bearded men about the life here, at least letting them know how to use the toilet and water pipes - after the four ascetics were picked up from the Little Green Man Planet I went directly from Kuiper Station to the Dream Plane, which was just after arriving on Earth - and then arranged the four of them into the last two empty rooms upstairs, which happened to be suitable for two men and two women. I don't know if they are used to living here.

"They should be at the back of the house," Vivian frowned. "They went out early in the morning. They said they were not used to staying in the room and wanted to practice in nature."

"Cultivation?" Hao Ren was stunned and couldn't figure out why this was related to practice. "They are not planning to build a temple behind the house - the real estate bureau does not allow this!"

"Don't you know it by yourself?" Vivian came over to clean up the dishes and threw the chopsticks used by Hao Ren into the bean pot. "I always feel that they are not in tune with the life here. Get up early. We prepared a lot of food for them when we arrived, but they just took a few steamed buns and went to the water room to get some cold water and ran out..."

Upon hearing this, Hao Ren probably guessed what was going on and quickly went out from the back door of the house to find the four masters. As mentioned before, Hao Ren's big house is located on the edge of the southern suburbs. It is the most remote one. There is a wilderness directly behind the house. It is not known what the four ascetics plan to practice in the wilderness. Not far after he opened the door and went out, he saw three people, including the bearded man: three ascetics had cleared a clearing in the wilderness. They were still wearing their shabby gray robes, sitting on the ground with their eyes closed and meditating. There was also a bonfire lit - it looked like survival in the wilderness...

Hao Ren went over to take a look and found that the people with the big beard were two nuns. The young monk didn't know what he was doing. He stepped forward and sat down next to the bearded man: "What are you doing here?"

"Cultivation of the body and mind, and daily meditation," the bearded man opened his eyes and nodded to Hao Ren with a smile, "Eat?"

Hao Ren was stunned and thought that this way of greeting was quite down-to-earth: "Uh... eat. By the way, why aren't you in the house? Didn't we prepare a room for you?"

"The conditions of the room are too good for us to cultivate ourselves." The older nun shook her head. "We can't let ourselves indulge in a comfortable environment. This will weaken the strength of our mind. When we have tasks, we just take things as they come, but now it's normal. In life, you must pay attention to maintaining poverty."

Hao Ren looked at the empty wilderness around him. It was freezing cold and it was approaching the end of the year. The wilderness was naturally in a depressed state. There were not even a few wild rabbits that were running around in this area all year round. He was a little bit dumbfounded. : "You're not planning to live in this wilderness, are you?"

"That's what I meant," the bearded man nodded seriously, "We are planning to build a wooden house in the wilderness here. Firstly, we can practice and live there, and secondly, we can worship the goddess in it, so that the glory of God can be seen in this world. Continuation, isn’t this a good thing?”

Hao Ren felt that he simply could not understand the way of thinking of these people: "Are you really planning to do this?! If nothing else...where are you going to get the wood to build the house?"

The bearded man finally frowned when he heard this: "That's right. A few of us were walking around just now and found that there are few trees in this area and there are not many stones. It is indeed a bit difficult to build a house. But we were in the north just now I saw a lot of trees..."

Hao Ren thought about it and almost jumped up: "That's a windbreak! You're not allowed to cut it down!"

"It seems that we still have a lot to learn here," the young nun muttered hoarsely, and then looked at the bearded man, "How about we dig a hole in the ground? Imitate the ascetics of the Ge Yi Sect a thousand years ago... "

The older nun also made a suggestion: "Or go to practice under the tower we saw in the south before? The base of that tower is a pile of iron frames. Wrapping it with leather cloth can block the wind, but it is a little closer to the crowd. Yes, and I don’t know if the owner of the tower is easy to talk to..."

Hao Ren thought for a while and reminded him with a cold sweat: "...Don't mention it, that's the TV Tower..."

The bearded Prime Minister nodded solemnly: "Then it seems we can only dig a hole in the ground. We will start work when he comes back later - by the way, you are not prohibited from digging holes in wasteland, right? We are not allowed to dig casually in some areas. Yes, you need to report it to the local lord."

Hao Ren's cold sweat was about to spread to the instep of his feet. He found that he had underestimated the strange living habits of these ascetics. They came to the earth to challenge human beings. To be fair, he felt that he should not be able to change the beliefs of such fanatical believers, so he had to tactfully make suggestions: "I don't have any objection to you insisting on surviving in the wilderness, but can we delay it for a few days? Look, you are not even here I didn't even understand the rules here, and I was almost ready to cut down the windbreak just now - this might cause huge trouble to others. How about you wait until you understand the rules and regulations here before planning your wilderness survival? "

The bearded man thought for a while and felt that it made sense: "That's fine, then we will bother you at night these days and practice here during the day. This place is vast and it is indeed a good place."

The other two nuns nodded in agreement, and then each took out the steamed buns from their arms and roasted them by the campfire in preparation for eating: It turned out that they still adhered to the rule of "eating after meditation", and they hadn't eaten yet. Hao Ren looked at the steamed buns in the hands of several people. Thinking about his daily diet, he felt even more embarrassed: "Is this all you eat?"

The bearded man smiled with satisfaction: "This is pretty good."

Hao Ren thought about how he and his friends lived in a good house and had good food, but allowed these four King Kongs to challenge humans and nature in the wasteland behind. He always felt that once word got out, it would at least be moral news that could be forwarded 500 times on Weibo. So I wanted to advise again: "It's so easy for you to starve yourself to death..."

Before he could finish his words, he saw that the young monk who had gone to nowhere suddenly came back, carrying a wild rabbit in his hand...

The bearded man jumped up and took over the rabbit. With the help of magic, he finished hair removal and bloodletting in an instant. Then he rubbed spices on the rabbit's legs and prepared to bake them on the campfire. He asked at the same time: "What did you say?"

Hao Ren: "...Nothing..."

This is better than what I eat!