As a Player, Can You Be Normal?

Chapter 478: Integrating Into the Daily Life of Cairo World

Johannesson came a day early and did well. At least he grabbed a car.

Li Nuo leaned against the rear window, looking outside, his pupils retracted, and he looked at the pop-up panel with dead fish eyes.

[Border Prison Script Update: Solving the Virus Crisis]

[Branch plot: Recycling equipment]

[Mission details: There are only two unreliable police officers in this city. They are Cairo Stars and employees of Cairo Star’s “Space Adventure Team”. Since they are not taken seriously by their superiors, they have no motivation to work in this city unless they Help them solve some problems, such as killing the vampires formed by the "virus"]

[Task Tip: Kill the vampire leader (there are too many, no need to kill them all)]

An update on said mission came out after he saw the red smoke induced by the vampire scent.

The so-called "branch plot" refers to the content that can be optionally completed in the main mission.

This task was also triggered after Johannesson's team went to the police station yesterday to chat with the two Cairo police officers.

At the Cairo Police Station, Johannessen and the others obtained a bunch of badges.

Li Nuo's pupils were depressed, and the "smiley face" badge he was playing with with his left hand was printed on his retina.

[Cairo Vigilance Bandit Badge]

[Quality: Junk ~ Excellent]

[Effect: Special props for stealing]

[Brief description: Those damn Cairo stars! I am your ancestor! Ahhhhh! My performance has been ruined by you! 】

Wink often said that the Cairo Stars were a group of thieves who smuggled themselves to Basel to steal meaningless things, such as the camera that recorded Wink's anal sex, or the gems from the Basel Church.

The badge is actually very much like a bounty-distributing bank card. After doing good deeds that benefit the Cairo Police Department, you will receive funding from the Police Department.

The first thing Johanathan did when he got the badge yesterday was to eliminate a thieves society.

One dollar.

Help an old lady find a cat.

Ten yuan.

It can be seen that there is no logic in Cairo's world.

Bang~!

Li Nuo flicked the badge up, but his hand trembled and he couldn't catch it...

He looked to the side awkwardly.

The badge fell on the pants of Johannessen's teammate. Her name was Shao Hong, who had cooperated with Johannessen when they were racing in Cairo.

"Um……"

"ah……"

"Hello."

Shao Hong timidly handed the badge to Li Nuo, her hands visibly shaking.

"Thanks."

"No, you're welcome."

Shao Hong moved hard to the edge. Not counting the spacious back seat, there were two people separated between her and Li Nuo.

Li Nuo frowned deeply.

"Sister, have I bitten you?"

"without!"

Shao Hong turned her head towards the window in fear.

"You, you are a good person."

"No! What the hell! I recruited you!"

Snap.

Johannessen handed over a map from the front passenger seat.

"No matter how you say it, you are still ranked first in the world war. You defeated the people of the 'Final Corridor'. You still have a deterrent effect."

Shao Hong nodded quickly.

Li Nuo took the map and complained: "You are just a coward."

Shao Hong nodded quickly.

Li Nuo stretched out his hand: "Lend me a pen."

Shao Hong nodded quickly.

"Pen!"

"Ah——! Don't eat me!"

Shao Hong started to roar, she looked as pitiful as a trafficked girl.

Li Nuo felt aggrieved: "What did I do..."

Johannessen explained: "Brother, haven't you been collecting intelligence in the past six months... It has long been spread that you were the BOSS in the World War. There are rumors that you ate a hundred children."

Li Nuo covered his forehead and took a deep breath.

He guessed who passed it on, Damn Wink.

"I, I'll give you a pen..."

Shao Hong took out an eyebrow pencil and handed it to Li Nuo.

"Well, thank you..."

"You're welcome."

"I really don't eat people."

Shao Hong nodded wildly.

"I, I, I, I believe it."

There was a helpless look in Li Nuo's eyes, as if he had met his nemesis.

Johanathan turned his head. It was inappropriate to laugh now, but he couldn't help it.

"Brother, will you go to the Cairo Police Station with us first?"

Li Nuo shook his head. Johannesson had scouted the road in advance, and the information on the pink-haired orangutan was also recorded. Those two Cairo police detectives were extremely unreliable, and there would be no benefit in meeting them now.

"If you don't go, go directly to the vampire."

Based on the direction of the smell and the urban planning observed from the tower, Li Nuo drew circles in the places where darkness was most likely to be hidden.

He handed the map to the driver, the last member of Johannesson's three-man team.

His name is Luo Lei.

He has a black afro that covers half of his face, and is wearing a black ninja suit. He stands about 1.6 meters tall, which is considered to be well developed for stunted people.

Luo Lei took the map and hung it in front of the steering wheel.

"good."

This guy is as concise as a statue.

Li Nuo left a corner of the map, drew a cartoon portrait of Shao Hong on it, and handed it to Shao Hong.

"I?"

"Um."

"Thank you, thank you."

Since we want to cooperate, don't be afraid of each other.

Shao Hong smiled knowingly and put the cartoon into his pocket. How could someone who could draw eat a child?

Johannessen saw Li Nuo raising an eyebrow at him through the rearview mirror, and he responded with an "ok" gesture.

A smart person only needs a look to get things done.

Five minutes later.

They encountered a huge traffic jam.

There was a group of people fighting in the street ahead. Most of the citizens in the city were interstellar hunters, so it was normal for them to have a gunfight over a disagreement.

"They will leave when they are tired of fighting."

Johnathan took out an eye mask for sleeping, which meant that he might have to wait for an hour or two.

Li Nuo smelled the fragrance, opened the car door and slipped out.

He found a stall selling roasted sweet potatoes at the edge of the intersection. The stall owner was a dwarf gorilla.

"Little brother, please have mercy on me and buy all the sweet potatoes?"

"One."

"Okay."

Li Nuo looked around, and the gunfight in the distance was still going on.

The sky was overcast and there was no sunlight.

The surrounding buildings were built with rotten steel bars and old concrete. Mosses that crawled like insects were scattered all over the walls. The roadside was full of garbage. In the city with extremely poor environment, pedestrians' faces were full of smiles.

There was an airship in the distance. There was a pixelated bird on the huge electronic watch on it, which was on time: PM6:00.

The airship was not a means of transportation for dignitaries. It was just a watch, and there was not even much space inside the cabin.

The world of Cairo was unreasonable, and it was impossible to fit in with secular eyes. What looked like a spaceship might be a clock tower, and what looked like a clock tower might be an excavator.

At this time, the gorilla handed the sweet potato to Li Nuo.

"Ten thousand yuan."

Li Nuo took out a one-yuan coin from his pocket and threw it to him.

"Thank you."

The moment it caught the coin, a bullet stabbed from the side, which was dodged by this guy with an acrobatic posture.

"This damn city."

"Well, there are shootings everywhere."

"That's not the case. The main reason is that the port is full of traveling interstellar hunters, a lot of desperadoes, and the territory is particularly complicated."

The gorilla bit the coin and stuffed it into the butt crack.

"So there is a 'Law of the Jungle' that is not written in the text but everyone is following, right?"

Li Nuo peeled off the paper bag of sweet potatoes.

The gorilla nodded.

"So this city is also called the 'Steel Forest'."

"Then robbery and the like..."

"Heh, if I could rob, why would I sell sweet potatoes."

The gorilla used to be a mercenary, but after being shot in the knee, he became a roasted sweet potato vendor.

Li Nuo was a little disappointed that he didn't ask about the side quest. The moment he opened his mouth to bite the sweet potato, the sweet potato opened its two big eyes.

"Don't eat me!"

The sweet potato grew two thin, noodle-like arms and grabbed Li Nuo's mouth.

"What the hell are you!"

The gorilla vendor looked at him as if he were a country bumpkin.

"Customer, don't you know? The scientific name of this thing is 'sweet potato baby'."

The sweet potato yelled: "I'm a baby, you can't eat children!"

Li Nuo refused!

"Be honest! I spent money!"

"Eat children!"

He competed with the sweet potato baby on the street.

The gorilla vendor set up a bet next to them to see who would win.

In the car, Luo Lei withdrew his eyes from Li Nuo outside the window and said uneasily: "Can he do it?"

Johnathan adjusted the seat to a reclining chair and said lazily: "Luo Lei, you are the first in your "Eternal Life Train", right?"

Luo Lei nodded.

He and Li Nuo were both the first in the train assessment, but they were a few months later than Li Nuo and the others.

"Well, then what do you have to doubt."

"He looks a little naive."

Johnathan's mouth corners slightly raised.

"If you were on our train, you would understand one thing."

He pushed the blindfold up, revealing cunning eyes.

"The players on our train are a group of miracles."

Luo Lei would not understand.

Johannesson stopped talking here. A group of people flashed through his mind, including Li Nuo, Cha Bai, Maljie, Nanami... Xiao Wu, Soran, Jellal, Amanda and Lu Li, and even Xu Muye who died in the assessment.

Any one of these people would be outstanding in any period, and some of them are even extremely strong.

But they gathered together.

There were a total of ten people.

None of them was easy to deal with.

Among this group of deformed miracles, the most difficult one to fight against was the demon hunter who defeated the "End Corridor" in the "World War".

And that demon hunter was biting a sweet potato baby on the street.

Li Nuo held the twisting sweet potato in his mouth, and his eyes suddenly tightened.

As the gunshots in the distance ended and the smell of gunpowder dissipated, he smelled the smell of vampires.

Li Nuo knocked on the car window, bit off a sweet potato baby under Shao Hong's gaze, chewed it and said:

"I found it, is there anything like a gun bag?"

Johnathan took out a "Cairo Police Toy Set" from the car and threw it to him. There was a toy mobile phone for communication, a gun of kindness that could not kill people, and a knife of dignity that could only be used for suicide.

"I can go there by myself."

Li Nuo stuffed the revolver given to him by the old man in Cairo into the snatch bag, put the kitchen knife into his belt and covered it with clothes.

Johnathan took out a card and inserted it into the speaker, explaining: "If you don't mind, I can use this thing to hear the sound from your side and see the surveillance screen from your side."

Li Nuo left a word "whatever" and turned to leave.

Shao Hong looked at his back and said worriedly: "So confident?"

Johnathan: "He doesn't want to alert the enemy, let's go and support him somewhere else."

...

Li Nuo followed the smell and came to a school.

The schools opened by various traders who came to develop resources decades ago were just a face-saving project, but they were still used by the interstellar hunters and Cairo aliens who stayed in the city.

After all, no matter how chaotic it is, education cannot be chaotic.

The guard was an uncle with a dog's head, and he called Li Nuo.

"It's a class, no idlers are allowed in."

Li Nuo picked up a stone from the ground and threw it far away.

The dog-headed guard happily chased the stone with his tongue hanging out.

Li Nuo likes the dim-witted and colorful city of Donami.

He walked into the school's teaching building and followed the smell to the second floor. He stopped outside a classroom and heard the sound of students reading textbooks aloud.

"You can travel a thousand miles if you hold in your urine, but you can't walk even one inch if you hold in your feces~"

The child's sweet reading reminded Li Nuo of his school days when he was bullied.

At this time, the classroom door was opened, and a Cairo star wearing thick glasses looked up at Li Nuo outside the door.

"Are you a substitute teacher?"

"no."

"Don't be modest...Brother, help me read for a while, that text gave me diarrhea..."

Li Nuo glanced at the students in the classroom and reminded them with a hint of conscience.

"That's what you said."

"Just say whatever you want! These students are all idiots."

Teacher Cairo took the wrapper of roasted sweet potatoes from Li Nuo's hand and rushed to the bathroom.

[Side mission has been triggered: Substitute teacher]

[Task Difficulty: lv1]

[Task reward: 10 experience points]

[Task details: Just play with them casually]

Li Nuo hurriedly entered the classroom and glanced at the group of students. They were of all races, including Cairo aliens, gorillas, blue-skinned aliens, octopus people, and humans.

"Are you all of age?"

"I'm an adult!"

According to Cairo law, a child becomes an adult when he is one month old.

Li Nuo was relieved. As a warrior of light, he couldn't teach children bad things, but since everyone was adults, it would be easy to handle.

His eyes were on the lesson plan on the table, the literature class.

Literature is equal to art, art is equal to painting, and painting is approximately equal to cartoonist, so cartoonist is equal to literature. Li Nuo thought about this, picked up the chalk, and wrote a few book titles on the blackboard.

"I will teach whichever one the squad leader chooses."

The monitor is a gorilla. He lifts a wooden board and chooses "C" because bananas look like "C".

Li Nuo glanced at the question and frowned. It was an unprecedented challenge, so he turned around and closed the classroom door.

Thirty minutes later.

Teacher Cairo came out of the bathroom easily.

"( ̄▽ ̄) Twenty pounds lighter..."

It pulls the door open.

"Is the substitute teacher working hard...?"

Li Nuo blocked the door and glanced back at it.

One by one, the children rushed out as if they had seen their savior, each one gasping for breath, as if the person teaching them was an ancient god.

Teacher Cairo looked at the blackboard in confusion: ""Bai Jie vs. Cthulhu"?"

"Do you want to listen?" Li Nuo: "I'll teach you."

Although Teacher Cairo didn't know what he taught, it was definitely not fun. He cursed and chased his students.

Seeing how energetic everyone is, Li Nuo feels like he has integrated into the city.

Inside a car a street away.

Johannessen and the other three stared blankly, as if they had lost their souls.

Shao Hong frowned, bit her lip, and said in confusion: "Bai Jie used the 'Military Killing Fist' to bombard the tentacles of 'Azatos'. What happened after that? I really want to know..."

Luo Lei looked at Johanathan.

"Are you sure he is reliable?"

"..."

"Do you think this guy is abstract?"

"..."

Johannesson is now glad that Marjie and Cha Bai are not there. In fact, he didn't know that these two people were not included in the script, but out of sight, his mind is quiet, otherwise the three of them might have been more abstract together.

Luo Lei asked again: "Is there a possibility that it's not him who can give us the answer in the tower? You were too anxious and didn't wait for the real answer?"

Johannesson has a tough mouth: "You should not judge a person by his appearance...I trust my own judgment."

He felt that this script should be the last time he collaborated with Li Nuo. Even if he encountered her in the future, he would have to avoid it. Without it, it would just be embarrassing.

If Johanathan had the ability to predict the future, and if he was more superstitious, he would regret his "last" idea.

Underneath the car.

Turn the world upside down.

Same city.

An empty city.

The soul of the vampire after death and the sucked blood flow here along the earth's veins, and the inverted magic factors spread throughout the city.

A chimera ant gnaws on the unseen stuff.

Her swollen belly indicates that a special "king" is about to be born.

After Li Nuo drove away the students and teachers with classroom knowledge, he sat on the chair and touched his eyebrows.

That group of students had a great experience.

The vampire's blood flow stopped abruptly here.

If the student is not removed, he will not be able to sense the smell. Using violent means to drive him away in an absurd world may have counterproductive consequences, such as a student who plays with a human body and explodes himself.

"The demon hunter's sense of smell is still a little weak..."

Li Nuo opened his eyes.

Silver pupils locked beneath a locker.

He walked over and picked up a strand of brown hair from under the locker.

There was light in the depths of Li Nuo's dead fish eyes.

The truth about vampires, viruses, and the loss of his skills all began with this hair.

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