Chapter 414 Doraemon's Human Body Training Technique

Since "Chuangjie Mountain" became the "Warrior of Light", Li Nuo has often been secretly happy.

His sense of relief was related to Jerusalem.

What we know: Tifa, the eldest sister of the Jerusalem clan, and the man she loves is named Cloud. She is one of the protagonists of the "Warrior of Light" in her hometown, and she can be considered a "Warrior of Light" after all.

Also known: Cha Bai, one of the Jerusalem clan, the person she loves is called Li Nuo, a bastard with good character, and this bastard has now become a "Warrior of Light".

So we came up with a formula.

Chabai≈Tifa;

Li Nuo≈Claude;

Cloud + title of Warrior of Light + Tifa = protagonist;

Protagonist - (Cha Bai + title of Warrior of Light) = Li Nuo.

Answer: I am the protagonist.

Ever since he figured out this formula, Li Nuo especially liked hearing people ask him what he did.

For example, a while ago, Lu Li from Adam's team was a big fan of Li Nuo's comics. Lu Li tentatively asked Li Nuo: "Can I ask what you do for a living?"

Li Nuo said very cheerfully at that time: Warrior of Light!

He also gave Lu Li two bottles of [Improved Chestnut Wine] as a reward, and also gave Lu Li a look of confusion.

Back to the script.

Thor was idiotic the moment he heard "Warrior of Light."

The next second, he suddenly broke away. Since he couldn't use the transformation mark, he ran away and then shook people.

Sol's panel ability is not weak at all.

At level 40, the reaction value has increased to 200. If he completes the transformation, his level will be as high as 70 or more.

Bang.

Sol stood up with his fingers on the ground, pulled out the pistol in an instant and was as steady as a rock, pointed it at Li Nuo's chest and pulled the trigger.

The bullet hit the shield of [Seal of Albers], and the shield shattered and blasted out a shock wave-like airflow.

Sol's upper body lost balance in a hurry, and the handle of Li Nuo's cane was cut on the bridge of his nose.

Although blood spurted out, Thor still wanted to fight back.

Even though he was depressed by Li Nuo, there was no trace of depression or anger on Sol's face.

But a hundred meters away.

boom!

Cha Bai pulled the trigger of the sniper rifle again.

The bullet took away one of Saul's legs.

The bullet also pierced the ground behind him, and the splashed stones sparked with flames, igniting the grenade on the corpse of a nearby gunman, and a series of explosions flooded the place.

"ah……"

Thor fell under the rubble.

"It's so embarrassing."

Li Nuo opened the stone, which was both a joke and a truth. He grabbed Sol's hair and pulled him out with force.

"Hey...man, let's talk."

Thor said this.

"There's plenty of time to chat."

As he spoke, Li Nuo shot and shattered Saul's knees and hand joints, pulled Saul's hair, and dragged the painful and pale guy back to the dilapidated office.

There was smoke everywhere, bullets were piled on the ground, underground water gushes up like a fountain, and the air was damp.

After a while of hard work, the firm's employees were reduced from the original twenty or so to twelve. Facing the mafia's firepower coverage, it was actually pretty good. At least they were really good at avoiding danger.

The survivors were whispering because they saw Li Nuo had just used the Cross Emblem (Cross Holy Glory) to drive away the darkness.

"Are you really a slave of the evil god?"

The handsome man said this to Li Nuo boldly.

Li Nuo moved the folding stool out and gave it a kick. An iron rod came out of the center of the stool. The iron rod was retracted in an instant. Li Nuo nodded with perfect thoughts.

A phantom pain swelled behind the group of handsome men.

After making preliminary preparations, he picked up Sol. Although this guy's legs and arms were broken, Li Nuo was still worried.

"Brother...you don't have to torture me, I will tell you what I know."

Li Nuo put him on the folding stool.

Then Li Nuo put his hand on Sol's shoulder, Sol looked confused, and Li Nuo's eyes flashed.

"Brother, I haven't said what I want to ask yet, right?"

"You don't need to say it, I understand! Ahhhhh! Damn it!"

Sol's steel door was punched through.

The handsome man was the first to ask: "Hey... what are you doing? Didn't he say he can tell himself?"

Li Nuo walked towards the door. As Sol yelled, he said: "The best way to hold a man's heart is to pierce his rear sight."

The handsome man had vacant eyes and thought: Nonsense...

Li Nuo walked outside the house.

When the mafia attacked just now, all the surrounding citizens fled, and some unrelated people were indeed attacked. Even so, there was still no sign of the police being dispatched.

"Hello."

"ah?"

Li Nuo looked at the killer brother who was hiding in the corner and trying to escape.

"Is the security management very lax?"

"That's not..."

The killer brother gave up the desire to escape. He had a feeling that if he ran in the opposite direction now, Li Nuo would pick up the submachine gun on the ground and give him a shot.

All I can say is that he is indeed a killer.

"Tell me, what's going on with the security?"

"Recently, the new mayor has taken office and has taken drastic measures to crack down on underground forces, so our group of murderers and hustlers are becoming more and more like street rats."

Li Nuo dug out a box of cigarettes from the corpse on the ground, took out one and threw it to the killer.

The elder brother caught it and held it in his mouth. Li Nuo snapped his fingers and the cigarette ignited spontaneously.

"I go……"

"never seen it?"

"I've heard of similar abilities, magic?"

"So I still haven't seen it?"

"Um."

Li Nuo lowered his head, two key pieces of information.

First, the mafia has a relationship with the police or the newly appointed mayor, otherwise these guys would not rashly kill people on the street with heavy firepower.

Second, there are a large number of people similar to "extraordinary beings", but they are well hidden, either among the people or being incorporated.

The above two pieces of information made Li Nuo give up his plan to kidnap the mayor.

Taking action against the mayor means taking action against the mafia and the country's underground forces. At the same time, the mayor may have a large number of magicians around him.

"Stop yelling. How long will it take for the police to come?"

Li Nuo looked back at Sol, who was still yelling.

"you……"

He wanted to say "How do you know", but he swallowed the words.

"no!"

Blood flowed from under Sol's buttocks.

Li Nuo can use magic to control the chair, causing the iron rod to open its barbs and control the length of the barbs. He can also control whether the iron rod rotates and the speed of rotation.

The moment Thor spoke, he knew that the other party would tell lies. He was too lazy to use [Seal of Yaksi] to consume magic power now, and the other party had an ability similar to curse transformation. Who knows if controlling their minds would cause trouble? .

"I can make it stretch again, and I can make it spin, what do you think?"

Li Nuo asked him.

"The plan is that they will send out the police at a quarter past ten!"

Thor told the truth simply and neatly.

Li Nuo looked at the clock tower. The time was now ten ten.

"I see."

He had seen the city map before, and it would take about ten minutes to get to the nearest police station.

If nothing else happened, the mafia would have wiped out the office five minutes ago, so what is the purpose of the extra police time?

"Is the plate they dug out of the trash heap important to you?"

Thor was stunned.

"That was dug out of the trash, how could it be important?" the handsome man said.

"Yes, why?" Li Nuo looked at Sol.

"Because... that garbage disposal station... is actually a storage room for reusable props..."

The place where the people from the office sneaked into was indeed a garbage disposal station, but it was a disposal station inside the mafia building. In other words, it could also be a place where things were hidden.

"Is that so? Just like a teenager who puts pornographic films in the trash can, that plate is used to summon something. What are you trying to summon?"

"have no idea."

Li Nuo didn't embarrass Saul anymore, he could tell the truth from lies.

"You don't know, but you know that those things cannot be obtained by unrelated persons."

"Well……"

"It seems true."

Li Nuo tilted his head.

"There are other reasons..."

He looked at the submachine gun he picked up and glanced at the panel.

【Soul Hosting Typewriter】

[Quality: Excellent]

[Effect: Give your soul to this gun, your soul will become a bullet, and the blood will be deducted when shooting. One bullet is equivalent to 0.001% of the blood volume. If it has the ability to continuously return blood, it is equivalent to unlimited bullets, but its The power is very average]

[Brief description: Feeling like your body is being hollowed out]

With a click, Li Nuo removed the magazine and took out a special [quartz steel] bullet.

"There is one bullet like this among the dozen or so bullets."

It took Li Nuo two minutes to collect all the bullets. As for the submachine guns, he didn't take them because they were all broken.

The firearm is connected to the user's soul, and the firearm is automatically destroyed when the user dies.

"What kind of black technology does your cult have mastered?"

Li Nuo asked Sol.

When he asked, he controlled the iron rod with his mind, making Thor tremble in pain.

"No, I don't know...I am the lower class..."

"Where is the upper level?"

"at……"

"I mean the Church of the Undead, not the Mafia."

Thor was stunned. He forgot about the pain of his anus being eroded. He pointed at Li Nuo's back as he collected the bullets. An extremely shuddering feeling made his scalp numb.

"Well... I really don't know... We are not members of that church, we are just recruited members. In other words, we are gangsters and not members of the church..."

"No, you can transform." The handsome man said.

"That is a 'blessing', a gift from the godfather to us..."

In the distance, there was a strong light and fire, and the ground was even shaking.

[Glutton] Phil of the "Corridor of the End" detonated a large number of oil barrels in a neighborhood a few kilometers away. It was more like hell than where Li Nuo was, and the number of dead mafia members reached more than forty.

Li Nuo didn't know Phil.

But he could smell the smell of gunpowder smoke. The sudden smell of gunpowder smoke came from all directions. It was obvious that conflicts broke out in other directions, and the scale must be quite large.

Theoretically speaking, the mafia won't go too far when it comes to killing people, so those who blow up houses everywhere are most likely players.

The witcher's nose is extremely nimble.

At least four areas are on fire.

"Are you targeting people like us (players) with premeditation?"

Thor swallowed.

"The superiors ordered to designate several locations to kill those who have the aura of another world on their bodies, all for the purpose of offering sacrifices."

It can basically rule out players taking advantage of the situation, Li Nuo thought this way.

"anything else?"

"return……"

Sol suddenly lost his voice when he said this. Li Nuo ejected a bullet from his hand, shattering Sol's front teeth and making him shut up.

Sol had said "blessing" before, so they must have "time bombs" installed on them. Once they said something they shouldn't, they would commit suicide.

At this time, a cloud of dust came from the corner not far away.

Cha Bai rode a bicycle, covering her skirt with one hand and pedaling quickly. At first glance, it was quite funny.

The bicycle was the one that Sauron had been robbed of by Li Nuo. It was very fast and could run vertically on the wall. It was a fun thing.

Cha Bai stopped beside Li Nuo, and the wheels brought up a lot of dust.

"I'm back."

"I've been waiting for you."

Li Nuo ejected the trick to pull back the killer brother who was about to run away again, knocked him out with a punch, and then turned around and smiled at the staff of the office.

"Let's go to another place and summon your evil god."

...

Several people came to a dark alley.

"By the way..."

Li Nuo looked around.

"Don't you have a backup house?"

Several guys from the office looked at him with strange eyes.

"Where can I get the money to rent?"

Li Nuo was stunned for a moment, then praised them:

"Oh my god~ You are really a group of sterile men, your brain circuits really impressed me..."

They didn't understand.

Cha Bai explained: "He said you are stupid and can't rob a house."

The handsome man said: "It's immoral."

Li Nuo felt something was wrong, especially wrong: "You hired someone to kill me and hired someone to kidnap a girl, is it moral?"

"That's to summon the evil god." The handsome man said: "Sometimes, we need to break our personal bottom line."

"Interrupt."

Cha Bai looked blankly.

She pushed the bicycle, and Sol, who was fixed on a chair, was tied to the rear rack.

"He keeps humming, should we knock him out?"

"Good idea."

Li Nuo picked up the brick on the ground and smashed it at Sol, who was in a sack.

"All done."

Someone complained: "It seems like you like to hit people with things..."

Li Nuo: "I like to stab people."

The employees felt a little scared after hearing this. They were indeed the lackeys of the evil god. They had misunderstood.

As they talked, several people walked out of the alley and came to an open space. Only one side of this place was adjacent to a building. The remaining three directions were iron plates and hollow wire mesh.

This place was extremely desolate. It was not at all like the city center. The ground was full of dirty puddles. Empty cigarette boxes and used condoms sank unscrupulously in the corners of the square.

If it was night, it would be very lively here. There were female freelancers standing on the street everywhere. The dazzling array was like the counters of a jewelry store. Many office workers would deliberately take a detour to come here after get off work. After pressing the car horn a few times, there would be sisters wearing ten-centimeter high heels to send them warmth. The only drawback was that women were often hit and killed by cars at the entrance of the alley, and their money was robbed.

In Li Nuo's words, this broken place was no different from a charity center, which was also sending warmth.

Anyway, this place is suitable for summoning evil gods.

An employee of the office held a wooden box and placed it on the ground.

Inside were the materials that Li Nuo had asked them to buy before, which were used in human alchemy.

"Is it reliable?"

Cha Bai asked again.

"Reliable."

Li Nuo answered very seriously.

Cha Bai believed in Li Nuo, but she still felt that Li Nuo's approach this time was a bit abstract.

The reason came from those materials.

"A piece of soap, twenty iron nails, two hundred matches, and five hundred charcoal pencils."

Li Nuo took out some mixture of lime, sulfur and magnesium from his alchemy medicine bag, and finally asked Cha Bai to take out some weapons used by robots in the world of "NieR" from the [Book of Ether].

He crushed everything, stirred it, and then put it in the [Alchemy Plate for Summoning].

A group of people watched him operate with bated breath.

Li Nuo kept in mind the usage rules of the [Alchemy Plate for Summoning]: You must know the spiritual and physical core of the summoned object before you can use it.

The things that make up the body are almost done. He thought about it and took out the [Cyber ​​Spirit Virus Gas] prepared for Cha Bai and put it on the top of the plate.

The gas bottle was inserted into the piled particles, just like a cake with a candle inserted.

"Are you planning to celebrate the birthday of the evil god?"

Finally someone complained.

"Shut up."

Li Nuo licked his lips, took out a piece of paper, and drew a sketch of Sha Yu on it.

Because of his excellent painting skills, Sha Yu looked like a real person, but if you think about it carefully, this world is a two-dimensional style, so wouldn't any person look like a photo? Moreover, Sha Yu's painting style matches this world quite well.

In this way, the necessary body components and spiritual core are all available.

Li Nuo did not take out the shit block to insult Maljie's identity. First, he thought that he was the captain, so he gave him some face. Second, it was because the shit block was not the most critical characteristic of Maljie now.

Then everyone stared at the plate with eyes wide open.

A breeze blew by.

Chabai's eyes swung left and right, scanning the group of silly old men.

"By the way... should there be a spell?"

Everyone, including Li Nuo, showed a wise expression.

"Yes..."

The handsome man can connect to the Palace of Thought, which is the "threshold" that has been disconnected from the network cable.

"A long time ago, when we received the revelation from the evil god, we heard a description related to the evil god."

"But it was too outrageous to be taken seriously."

"But if a spell is really needed, this is it."

A guy took out a piece of paper rolled into a ball from his trouser pocket, and after unfolding it, he found that it was a rap-like spell.

"I guess the revelation given by the evil god said that two people are needed to appear. It is most likely that two people are needed to recite it."

"Hey, you two, want to talk?"

"What's wrong, you two?"

Li Nuo and Cha Bai stood side by side, looking at the spell on the paper, their expressions looking terribly different.

"Li Nuo... let's consider us his best friends..."

"do not talk."

"So, in terms of spiritual core, our words are correct."

"Okay, stop talking and read quickly."

The two of them took a deep breath together.

"Patient, I don't know whether to admit it or not. Your steel door is a bit loose, but the hemorrhoids make up for part of it. If the hemorrhoids were cut directly, the steel door would probably become as big as the mouth of a bowl. So our new treatment plan is to directly cut the hemorrhoids. Put a bowl in it."

This thing is the new slogan of the "Cairo Alien Plastic Surgery Hospital" where Marjie currently works... It is worth mentioning that Marjie asked Li Nuo to write this thing.

After the two of them finished reading, one looked at the sky in silence, while the other turned his back and squatted down to cover his face.

They both decided to mess with Marger when he showed up, and they would never care about the captain's face again.

Then, another few minutes passed.

Marger still didn't show up.

"Um, are you reliable?" an employee asked.

"It shouldn't be." Li Nuo glared at him and thought for a moment, "It shouldn't be."

The employee asked again: "Can I ask what human body refining technique you use?"

Li Nuo shrugged his shoulders.

"The way to create people in "Doraemon"."

"..."

"..."

"Li Nuo..."

"ah?"

"I just said something was wrong..."

Cha Bai was really about to get over it. Li Nuo kept making abstractions again and again. If she wasn't his woman and if he didn't dote on her so much, she would definitely whip him. She would definitely do it.

"No problem, don't you think Marger looks like something from a funny cartoon?"

Li Nuo explained.

"Besides, I asked Sauron before, and he gave me a very powerful piece of information. In other corridors, Doraemon and Cairo are linked, so it's not outrageous to use Doraemon's method to create Marge. ”

Cha Bai was shocked, so reasonable!

But Marger just didn't show up.

Until... ten seconds later...

There was a commotion in the distance.

Then, Emir's song filled their ears.

One employee was shocked: "What kind of bullshit music is this!"

Li Nuo stared at the dead fish and said happily: "The hymn of your church."

Immediately afterwards, the only wall in the square was knocked down!

Emil's sales truck crashed into the rubbish pile in the square, lifting up a sky full of discarded condoms.

The handsome man exclaimed loudly: "It's the Mafia!"

Everyone in the office panicked.

Li Nuo comforted him: "Don't panic...your evil god is here..."

A head popped out of the car window. It was a handsome, speechless face, as seductive as a devil, a face that dazzled even the handsome men in the office.

Even Cha Bai opened his mouth slightly in surprise and let out a silent "fuck".

Put it this way.

The people here are drawn in a two-dimensional style.

Li Nuo's painting style tends to be "Yoshihiro Togashi".

Chabai's painting style tends to be "Mikimoto Haruhiko".

As for Marger, he has a girly manga style.

"Ah..." Li Nuo narrowed his eyes and said helplessly: "Anything that has anything to do with him will immediately become strange... Old horse..."

Marger leaned his head out of the car window to face them. He took a deep breath and shouted: "Run!"