Chapter 400 The Days of Eating Dumplings Are Always so Short, Just Like a Sister-in-Law Is Always a Sister-in-Law

"It's almost the New Year, but my son still hasn't come back. My son, you're busy~"

"Mom, we're back!"

"You little brat, why do you always turn off your computer?"

"I'm busy, I'm working on the computer."

"If you break the computer, you have to pay for it!"

"Oh, Mom~ I'm not working on the computer, I'm working on the computer, oh, I'm working on the computer... I'm working on the computer at the company!"

"Hey, if you had said that earlier, you should have come home earlier."

"Yes, Mom, it's my fault, I'll change it later."

"Son, daughter-in-law, stop arguing, the New Year is coming soon, let's make dumplings together!"

Son and mom: "Okay!"

Bang!

Clatter.

In the room, Li Nuo was wearing a white cross-bar vest and slumped on the sofa.

"Li Nuo."

"Yeah."

Cha Bai sat next to him, tilting his head and staring at the screen.

"Is this what you're going to do during the holidays?"

"Ah..."

Li Nuo was embarrassed.

Cha Bai narrowed his eyes: "So abstract."

Li Nuo picked up the remote control: "I'll change the channel."

There was a gurgling sound from the kitchen. Li Nuo threw the remote control away, ran to the kitchen as if a thorn had stuck in his butt, and shouted: "It's over, the pot is over!"

Today is the Spring Festival...

Well... since the incident at Chuangjie Mountain, they have passed the autumn and ushered in the awkward days of missing their families during the holidays.

The problem is that there is no movement in the script of the corridor.

What Corridor War, what ordinary scripts, what big guilds, all seem to be isolated from them.

During this period, he also sorted out some news. The reason why it took so long was because they were too rich, causing the system of the corridor to default that these guys could live safely without making scripts, and the Corridor War cycle could start at any time within a year, causing them to not be able to make other scripts even if they don't go to the Corridor War script.

Or you can find Wen Ke to get some tickets, but just like the wasteland world that Nanami encountered, basically all the scripts are a bit pitfalls, there are no rewards, and there are specific time limits.

Apart from staying alive, he had nothing to do but go to the Cairo Arena to hang out.

He didn't gain anything, but he was quite upset.

In a blink of an eye, it was the Spring Festival.

"I've been so mediocre all my life..."

He muttered to himself and took out dumplings from the pot.

His phone vibrated.

"Yeah, Uncle Xu."

Doctor Xu would send some relief to Li Nuo every year during the holidays.

"How are the dumplings your aunt made?"

"Very good." Li Nuo stared at the empty plates in the kitchen with dead fish eyes: "Including the dumplings I made myself, I've already finished 70 out of 100 dumplings."

Uncle Xu was shocked: "What strange suicide methods are you studying again."

"Uncle Xu... I don't like dumplings..."

"Why?"

"Because I don't like playing with my sister-in-law."

"You are really poor."

Doctor Xu also understood that it was basically the real-life inflatable doll that Li Nuo raised that ate it.

"Enough to eat."

"Well, she did sixty by herself." Li Nuo paused: "That's it, happy holidays, I'll go see you and Auntie in a few days."

"Take care of yourself." Doctor Xu's voice was calm and relieved. He still believed that Li Nuo had that disease.

Li Nuo hung up the phone.

He walked out of the kitchen with a large plate of dumplings and a pot of vinegar.

Cha Bai was wearing white pajamas, showing her long legs, sitting on the sofa with a nail clipper to trim her toenails.

Li Nuo felt that the pair of white legs was like a giant dumpling, with a smooth, soft and chewy skin, and filled with cyber-mechanical stuffing.

He said: "This nail clipper is really outrageous..."

Cha Bai nodded: "Well, the goods sent by Maljie are different. It is worthy of being a Cairo alien's stuffing. It can actually trim my nails..."

Maljie has been away from the earth for some time... He has gloriously become an alien... But he still drops strange supplies to the earth from time to time, such as the nail clippers used by Cha Bai that "can cut steel but not paper".

The more Li Nuo thought about it, the more interesting it became: "Thanks to him, the pixel bullets are almost full."

Cha Bai said: "It's ridiculous that he can integrate into the Cairo people."

Li Nuo was amused: "It's not ridiculous, Lao Ma himself is not related to normal."

"That's right..." Cha Bai put down the nail clippers and picked up the chopsticks.

She didn't care at all that she had to eat right after her pedicure, and she didn't care that Li Nuo was watching her pedicure and picking up chopsticks.

Daily life is not a two-dimensional fantasy. It is impossible to expect the woman to stay at home with black and white silk stockings for 24 hours. Most of the time, it's still firewood, rice, oil and salt.

The two of them have gotten used to it.

Li Nuo took the remote control, connected it to the computer, and played "The Temptation of Going Home".

Cha Bai ate dumplings comfortably in the "battle between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law" on TV.

Life is as plain as water.

This is what they want.

Black vinegar was poured into a dish, and Cha Bai raised her pupils to watch Li Nuo rummaging through the boxes.

"Let's eat."

"I'll wait..." Li Nuo asked while rummaging through the drawer: "Sister, have you seen my black pen holder?"

Cha Bai: "The broken one? I threw it away when I cleaned the house."

Li Nuo took a breath: "That was the first pen holder I bought after I made money..."

Cha Bai was silent for a few seconds: "I'll find it for you later."

Li Nuo looked up at the wall clock. It was almost twelve o'clock in the morning. He exhaled, shook his head, and thought, forget it.

[Notification to "Hum Squad"]

[The countdown to the World War of Five Corridors has begun]

[Please confirm whether to participate within 24 hours]

"I have to come for the Chinese New Year."

Li Nuo withdrew his gaze.

"I have investigated and found that Corridor War is no different from ordinary scripts, except that the participants are multi-corridor players."

"You said this."

Cha Bai rolled his eyes.

"The weakest one is our 'Endless Corridor', right?"

"It seems so." Li Nuo nodded: "It used to be."

"Wait me a moment."

Chabai flashed back and forth, she went to the corridor at that moment.

"Marger isn't here."

She put the dumpling into her mouth.

"let's talk tomorrow."

Li Nuo didn't answer. He looked at the snow outside the window and suddenly felt that the familiar place was getting farther and farther away from him.

"Hello."

"ah?"

He looked back.

Cha Bai held the plate, tilted his head, and smiled.

"I've left twenty for you. You have to eat them even if you don't like them."

"The main thing is... I don't eat fennel filling."

"Don't be picky about food. If you starve to death, no one will feed me."

Cha Bai stepped on the warm white floor tiles with her bare feet, walked slowly into the kitchen, put the empty plates there, and said, "I'll clean them tomorrow."

Li Nuo nodded dully. He liked to see the brown-white walking barefoot. The kind of barefoot walking with high heels was funny no matter how he looked at it.

He retracted his gaze, picked up the pen, and prepared to draw the cartoon.

The unpopular comic is about to enter its final chapter. He plans to finish the comic next month, and then start a new one, draw something with no limit, or look for other opportunities. He may also go to Basel to settle down. , life may be about to change anyway.

"Still working?"

Cha Bai said from behind.

"Well, there are no days off for cartoonists."

"Isn't it a holiday today?"

"The labor law also says there is overtime pay, who cares about that."

"Stop drawing."

Cha Bai unbuttoned her clothes.

"sleep."

Li Nuo turned around.

"Sleep with me?"

"Na~"

…

Early the next morning.

Opening his eyes, Li Nuo was lying on his back on the bed. He felt as if his calf was not his own.

Chabai was sitting on the yoga ball opposite him, and it could be seen that she was trying her best to control her center of gravity so as not to crush the things under her butt.

"Are the guests satisfied?"

he asked.

Cha Bai stood up with a smile, picked up six hundred-yuan bills from the table, and placed them next to Li Nuo's pillow.

"Am I only worth six hundred?"

"You don't have a work permit."

Cha Bai now teases him about his previous ambitions for the Cowherd profession.

She was living better and better.

Li Nuo turned his head and saw a black, broken pen barrel inside the banknotes.

It's the pen that Chabai lost by mistake yesterday.

She went out early in the morning and picked it up.

"Where did you get it back from?"

"garbage can."

Chabai nodded.

"I'm so full."

Li Nuo stood up and handed the six hundred to Cha Bai.

"Six more times."

…

[Wanhua Mirror Tongtian Mechanical Eye]

【Excellent quality】

[Effect: It can be activated and used when hidden under the eye patch. Theoretically, it can kill all skills with one hit. After using this ability, it will enter a long cooling period. The CD time is based on the mood of the eyes]

[Brief description: Where do you guess it comes from? Can't guess? Ha ha ha ha! As a reminder, its owner is the daughter of the famous swordsman Yagyu family. I have considered myself a male since I was a child, and I am the most outstanding swordsman genius in history. I am in love with Myo Shimura.】

"Marjie, don't you have anything serious?"

Cha Bai got up from the operating bed, looked at the panel, and complained endlessly.

"snort……"

Marger was holding a plate of dumplings.

"Miss Chabai, the prosthetic eye is just like a dumpling, filled with cabbage or scallions. Its purpose is to fill the stomach."

"But it's also so weird."

Cha Bai dug out his eyeballs.

This thing has been adapted to her physique and can be removed at any time and wiped with a rag.

Victor came over with a kitchen knife and a bag of frozen dumplings in his hand. He took the eyeballs from Cha Bai and stuffed them back into her.

"After all, it's not just a drawing of random cards drawn by you and Li Nuo."

After the last script ended, they obtained a total of 40 random cards.

Li Nuo used [European Emperor Explosion] to effectively draw luck within five seconds and draw a few cards every other day.

Cha Bai used his own luck, which was the emperor of Europe, to fool around with him.

Of the last forty cards, there are fifteen useless crystal bricks, five junk remnants, and ten female-specific special attack equipment. The remaining ones contain some useful things.

The prosthetic eye currently given to Chabai Ande is based on the drawn drawings.

Her eyes were damaged in the last script, and she was waiting for Marge to repair them, but Marge wanted to get a useful eye, such as a heart eye similar to the mirror of the blind girl Sawaguchi, so she kept putting off this matter.

Marjie chewed the dumplings, swallowed them and said, "But having said that, this eye needs an eye patch to open it. Your other prosthetic eye happens to be Yoruba's technology. When connected to the eye patch, with the cooperation of several parties, this eye can be given to you. The standard answer.”

Cha Bai touched his eyeballs: "But it's something from the funny world..."

She thought about another thing she had drawn.

【Legging method of leg shadow】

[Type: Active Skills]

[Learning conditions: female, nice legs, muscular, strength 15]

[Effect: Whip kick that causes critical hits to rock-like objects]

[Brief description: Leg Shadow, also known as the Fourth Tsuchikage, has small breasts, a thin waist and long legs. Who cares if you can fight if you have legs? You ask me why she is Tsuchikage? If she is not Tsuchikage, where can you see Leg Shadow, asshole! Wearing a red cheongsam with an entry and using this move will bring a surprise]

Cha Bai always thought that she was just walking on a tightrope on the road that is not suitable for children.

But now she feels that she is walking at a funny fork in the road, and has a strange feeling that Nokia may become her hammer in a short time.

Of course, it is just an association, and she also knows that it will not be used for the time being.

"Ah..."

Cha Bai sighed, covered her forehead and shook her head.

Maljie handed her the dumpling.

"Butterfly-wrapped, with blue speed dragon rhizome filling, it feels like ascending to heaven after eating."

Cha Bai picked up a dumpling, and the mechanical life form next to her handed over a vinegar dish.

"How have you been lately?"

"Not bad." Maljie chewed and said, "Those Cairo people can't die no matter how they are operated on, so they are just right for me to test."

"No problem?" Chabai ate two in one bite.

"There are strange-looking aliens everywhere, and now I see that gorillas can stand up." Maljie's voice became colder and colder as he spoke, as if he had a past that he couldn't bear to look back on.

"Ah...there is black in your brain...it means something that scared you happened." Chabai said.

Maljie was silent. He did almost lose his virginity to a female gorilla with three heads once. Fortunately, the female gorilla had three heads and she fought with him.

"Can you see my past?"

"No, it's just a kind of...new magic."

Chabai has studied too many spell books, and has gained a lot of strange magic knowledge.

The one she used on Maljie just now was one of them.

She also learned spells like turning people into pigs, but there are still many things she can't learn.

"Cairo is not safe anyway. If you can't stand it, come to Basel and settle down."

"Hmph, forget it."

"I'm just worried that you'll become an interstellar hunter. Don't do a high-tech script like "Cowboy Bebop". It's too dangerous." Cha Bai said firmly: "You and Li Nuo both have the physique of causing trouble."

"By the way, where's Brother Li?" Victor asked.

Cha Bai: "He said he's going to challenge someone for the next script."

...

In a certain space.

Hong Quan is a new player in the team. This guy is one of the more capable players in the new batch of "Endless Corridor".

"Boss! He's here! That guy... the guy you always mention!"

Hong Quan was a little panicked. The person who came was not famous, but he fit the concept of "legend".

"Don't panic."

"Yes."

One by one, the men raised their chins, and their gloomy and fierce eyes pointed at the entrance of the space.

Soran, who was among them, raised his head.

The glasses flashed white light.

"Just contact the tombstone, there's no need to come here, and I'm in a bad mood now."

The cane tapped the ground.

"I'm not interested in you with one leg missing."

Li Nuo's eyes were hidden in the shadow of the hat brim, eerie and creepy.

The air was silent.

At this time, the long-haired man raised his hand: "Long time no see."

Li Nuo smiled and replied: "You are not dead yet~"

Zerf: "You are crazy, what are you playing? Cosplaying Hawkeye and Red Hair?"

Casim curled his lips and said: "Don't mention it, there are no women in Red Hair's team, and Hawkeye's team later was also a trio."

Li Nuo smiled and said: "Yes, our Captain Ma does have a bit of the feeling of 'Bugy the Clown'."

The long-haired man said: "But whose role is Crocodile? The white-haired girl in your team?"

Zerf said: "I have been to the script of "One Piece", and Crocodile is gender-changed in that script."

Yake reminded: "Shh... don't make a noise first."

All of Soran's team members surrounded him, with a chessboard in the middle. These guys played chess with a solemn momentum. This is the disadvantage of not having women to neutralize masculinity.

Serran and Rifle Brother are playing chess, and a group of men next to them are betting.

"The captain has lost several games in a row and is in a bad mood." Kasim said.

"Tsk..." Soren gritted his teeth.

"There's nothing I can do..." Rifle Brother touched his hair: "I was a rich second-generation when I was a child. Before my family went bankrupt, I was hailed as a chess genius..."

"What did I hear..." Li Nuo glanced at Hong Quan.

"New here?"

"Hmm..." Hong Quan was a little nervous: "Hmm!"

Li Nuo looked at this guy with pity: You are destined to have no female teammates.

Then he got back to the point and said: "Soren, how is the [Fine Stone]?"

Last time he gave Soren the ticket to the Creation Mountain, this matter has been delayed for several months.

Soren stopped the chess piece in his hand and looked up: "Are you going to start the script?"

Li Nuo: "And the things you promised to give us."

Soren has not yet fulfilled the ten [Finger Shaking] skill cards.

"I have the tools for the opening of [Fine Stone], but there are some problems."

Soren explained briefly.

Basically, [fine raw stones] become mega stones after being consecrated. This thing is used for super evolution and needs to be used with a mega bracelet.

However, the mega stone has corresponding attributes and characteristics. If they do not match, the bracelet cannot activate the stone to evolve the "Pokémon".

For example, assuming that Marger is a Pokémon, he must need a "shit" type stone to super evolve. If you use a "perfume" type stone, he will either not evolve or directly degenerate.

"Before your script starts, I'll try to find all the stones that match the dragon fight."

Sauron snapped his fingers.

"But there's a problem."

Gardevoir came out of the room yawning.

"Gardevoir is an official Pokémon with a mega form, but..."

Sauron activated the [mega bracelet] in his hand.

Gardevoir suddenly widened his eyes, full of malice, as if refusing.

"The stones in Chuangjie Mountain have been attacked by special magical powers, so they are different from the "Pokémon" world we know. To put it simply..."

Soren paused.

"The stones from Creation Mountain will cause your Pokémon pain."

Li Nuo turned towards Gardevoir. This guy was a little hostile to him. After thinking about it, he knew that if it weren't for Li Nuo's "Sex Change", this Gardevoir would still be a male.

So Li Nuo was well prepared and took out the [Big "Beep Beep" to slap you in the face] from the [Weapon Box] and threw it far away in the direction of Gardevoir.

Gardevoir picked it up excitedly like a dog.

Li Nuo dusted his hands and said, "It doesn't matter. Give me the things first and I'll figure it out myself."

Sauron: "You took the initiative to come here for something else, right? It can't be just to play in the gym, right?"

As soon as these words came out, the old guys like Rifle Brother and Zeref didn't react at all. Hong Quan, a newcomer, became nervous. He had heard about the "Remnant Blood Person" and "Critical Person", although it was an exaggerated version.

Li Nuo: "Well, let's play in the gym."

Sauron raised the corner of his mouth: "It seems that he is not someone to be trifled with?"

"Do me a favor..."

Li Nuo took out the wooden sign of "Five Corridor Wars".

"I want to find the staff behind this sign."