Chapter 399 Cairo Company Overtime Card, Free From Fatigue, Happy Overtime
[Xiaozhi's bicycle]
[Quality: Excellent]
[Effect: Always 1% faster than the user's speed]
[Brief description: Xiaozhi's mother was captured by aliens, Xiaozhi cried and rode his bicycle to chase them, then Xiaozhi collected eight gym badges and won the Quartz Plateau Championship, and he had forgotten his mother (Note, this brief description is a real thing)]
[Note: It cannot be modified because it smells like mother]
Li Nuo sat cross-legged in the space.
Looking at the red bicycle, he pondered the content of the "brief description".
"If the 'brief description' is something that happened..."
His mind was opened up.
"Xiaozhi's mother was captured by the Cairo star, Xiaozhi rode his bicycle to find the Cairo star, because the magic power of the natives of the 'Pokemon' world is relatively low, so the memory-destroying machine of the Cairo star works for them, so Xiaozhi lost his memory, he became the champion in a daze, but forgot his mother."
Li Nuo tilted his head and rubbed his hair.
"Sad story."
But on the other hand, it also proves that the root of all the worlds connected is related to the "original world" of the corridor.
The Cairo people go to various planets to make trouble, and there is no guarantee that the butter of "Imperial Inquisition" will turn the "Pokemon" world into a "Pokemon Succubus".
Li Nuo thought more and more that something was wrong.
"What the hell is this."
"Then you can't lose your temper at the bicycle."
Cha Bai came out with a pile of books.
"After all, it is a reward drawn from Soren."
This bicycle belongs to Soren.
To be precise, it is the reward drawn from Soren's team by the winners of the game.
The bicycle is not a particularly good thing, but it is the first serious object Soren got after entering the corridor, which is equivalent to Li Nuo's [Red Tear Stone Ring]. Soren is now completely withered.
The bicycle is blessed with black technology and can be folded into a short-handled weapon with wheels as the terminal. After binding, it can be placed in the weapon box.
"If you and Lao Ma don't want to ride it, I'll take it."
"Whatever you want."
Maerjie looked over.
"Do you want me to put some biogas in the bicycle..."
"No!"
Li Nuo happily stuffed the bicycle into the weapon box.
In the past, Claude rode a motorcycle to deliver express mail, and now Li Nuo rides a bicycle to carry a coffin. They are all warriors of light, and their wives are all Jerusalems, and they all have a bright future.
Cha Bai took a piece of chalk and drew a dividing line on the ground.
Then closed her eyes and murmured "bird language".
The dividing line instantly formed a translucent house that enveloped her.
"What is this?" Li Nuo came over with a teacup: "38th parallel magic?"
"Simple camping magic..." Cha Bai said: "I have to retreat... The house is too depressing, and the outside is bright. From today on, I'm here, and I have to face it..."
What she said about facing refers to reading. She hates reading, just like most students want to bury textbooks.
As for why she would work hard, Li Nuo knew the general idea without asking.
Cha Bai lost in the duel with Soran.
Even though both sides used less than 50% of their strength, losing is losing. Soran calculated the whole process and used Cha Bai's own characteristics to turn into weaknesses.
"Don't worry about it."
Li Nuo was still trying to comfort him.
"After I fought with Soran, I was very nervous. I kept thinking about what if the players were close to that level. Later, after playing in the Nine Dragons Village, I understood that it was actually because I was too awesome."
"Li Nuo... too down-to-earth." Cha Bai looked at him resentfully: "I mean, the context of your words."
"Just remember to not be too obsessed with using frontal tactics against players or NPCs in the native world in the future..."
Li Nuo hadn't even said the word "force". Cha Bai suddenly said: "I have to study what combined moves the sage magic has... next time I meet opponents like you and Soran, the kind that can kill them in one blow before the battle."
Li Nuo felt something was wrong.
"Sister, you are a mage."
"But I want to be a warrior."
"Then I will be a mage?"
"No one said no."
Maerjie said, "Huh, I happen to be a priest now."
So, the classic RPG combination of warrior, mage and priest was formed.
Although the mage is a half-baked one, the warrior is more like a mage, and the priest plays shit, it is still a "warrior, mage and priest" anyway.
While talking, Cha Bai has picked out a book "Witch Spells".
She has encountered spells in Ikaros, but she didn't want to learn them because her major is "black magic", which doesn't match her.
But after Cha Bai and Soren finished fighting, she had an immature idea.
If something like "combined earrings" can be made, Li Nuo + Soren will be the strongest violent machine.
In fact, Li Nuo has also thought about similar things, such as whether he can make the whole human body into a magic, and combine Brother Wells and Maljie. Just imagine, a black-skinned king of bullshit, holding a shit-sucking Gatling gun with special attack effects on women, how tempting that picture is. But it's just a thought. The moves that the characters in the animation can use in the blink of an eye are not so easy for players like Li Nuo to master.
Cha Bai just opened the book and took a look, and sighed.
"It's so hard to study..."
Maljie whispered: "With her like this, if she is sent to school, she will become a little gangster, right?"
Li Nuo curled his lips: "Then you bombed the school because she failed the college entrance examination?"
The two of them were not idle.
Marjie was redeeming another reward from this competitive competition from his mailbox.
[Cairo Jun randomly draws big prizes]
It's the head of a Cairo-kun.
Palm size.
The two of them got together and stared at each other for a long time.
"There's no panel prompt?"
"Hmph, how about I let Victor poke its G-spot?" Marger picked up his head and shouted to it: "I have a hungry old man here who has taken a fancy to your mouth and spit out the good stuff. Come out, otherwise hahahahaha!”
"Why are you becoming more and more abstract?" Li Nuo grabbed Cairo Jun's head while complaining and shook it wildly.
Then I heard the sound of vomiting coming from my head.
Then a card came out of his mouth.
[Cairo Company Overtime Card]
[Quality: Excellent]
[Effect: Use it on people at work to make them work overtime. Seriously speaking, the card can affect an employee. The employee consumes his or her own life (life span), and the work efficiency is accelerated by 50%, which lasts for 4 hours. The card cooling time is 24 hours]
[Brief description: The cooperation between the Cairo Stars and the Interstellar Hunters includes invading other civilizations, but the Cairo Stars are relatively gentle and will not start wars. They will even risk their lives for the safety of other planets or the universe. The biggest problem among these guys is Malice is nothing more than making the natives work overtime, and they use this card. To the Cairo people, the so-called lifespan consumed is as trivial as ordinary people drinking water, but in areas they don't understand, it actually causes a lot of harm. Tragic ending]
Li Nuo suddenly realized that he worked at the "Cairo Comics Club", so he often came into contact with the employees there.
"I said, why are there a group of guys shouting for help while working?"
Marger was curious.
He told what happened.
Some employees show extra enthusiasm when they work. They often smile and are enthusiastic, and you can see the burning desire in their pupils.
They work much faster than normal people. At first glance, they look like a group of ambitious young people burning their lives for their dreams.
But from time to time they would shout "Help", "Let me stop", and the like.
“It has a bit of a ‘cyberpunk’ feel,” Marger said.
"By the way, have you decided to leave with the Cairo Stars?" Li Nuo said.
Marger officially accepted the invitation from the Cairo Stars.
He had an admission notice in his hand.
Marger took out a list from his white coat, which read:
——The 18th Frontier Planet in Cairo does not care about the people. The hospital officially welcomes you to join us. We have no salary, but we have five insurances and one housing fund. We are allocated housing, but the food is only bugs. We have nurses. They wear silk stockings, but the nurses are spiders. Jing, in addition, we lack clinical experience in anus, so Master Ma meets the requirements. May our cooperation continue to work harder! (ω)
"Are you sure you can survive there?"
Li Nuo asked with glaring eyes. He didn't want the supplies he had just rescued to be harmed by the Cairo people.
"You're talking like I can survive in reality."
Marjie said that Li Nuo was speechless.
"It doesn't matter, I've long been free from worries in reality."
"Ah no, what I mean is..." Li Nuo grinned: "After we return to reality, most of your abilities will be blocked, including [Rescuer]. How will you gain a foothold in that hospital then?"
"Do you know who the sponsor is with that hospital?" How could Marjie commit suicide without being prepared.
Li Nuo recalled the three main worlds.
His expression gradually hardened.
"The 'Hell Tunnel Hospital' in "South Park"?"
"Um."
As you can tell from the name, this hospital specializes in sending people to hell, and does not require any medical skills at all.
So Marger's purpose is many and clear.
He doesn't just want to get in touch with the environment of a main world, and he doesn't just want to change his living area. More importantly, he can get a lot of good things by getting in touch with the people of Cairo.
For example, the pixel bullets and pixel rough stones obtained by Li Nuo.
And coming into contact with "South Park" may have even more unimaginable rewards. Simply put, the settings in "South Park" are quite contrary to the heavens. For people in that world, it is considered basic to do things that violate the heavenly laws.
In Li Nuo's mind, a picture of what might happen was automatically generated: "Eating from the anus and excreting from the mouth?"
Marger: "I'm not that disgusted."
Li Nuo: "You are humble."
In fact, Marjie had other selfish motives that he didn't say out loud.
A few days ago, he passed by the video store where he used to be in college. When chatting with him, the store owner mentioned the first time he smoked.
It was for Suna Yu in "Kite".
Now he is also doing it for Suna Yu from "Kite".
The results have not changed, the process has.
The twenty-year agreement is engraved in my mind like a brand.
He wanted to contact the Cairo people to extend his life, so that he would have many twenty years to use.
Li Nuo stared with dead eyes.
When Marjie was moved by himself, he subconsciously leaned on his own tombstone and was sculpting it (looking up at the sky and shedding forty-five degrees of tears).
Li Nuo took advantage of his concave appearance and used the [Cairo Company Overtime Card] he just got to use on Marjie.
[Only available to employees]
Li Nuo grinded his teeth.
[Employees: From the perspective of "Endless Corridor", the guild president is the leader, the team leader is the leader, and the rest are employees; from the perspective of "personal relationships", from the heart]
"so troublesome."
Li Nuoxu took a sip of tea with eyes closed.
Marjie is the captain, he can't order his captain to do things.
But they are members of the "Fifth Detective Guild", so the president can order Marger to do things.
The president is Wenke.
But that old bastard Wink wouldn't mess with Marger.
So Li Nuo needs to go to Wenke and ask for the title of vice president, so that he can squeeze Marjie and make him work hard.
"But what does 'from the heart' mean..."
Li Nuo looked at Cha Bai.
[Only available to employees]
Everyone else is numb.
"I am the bottom of this team..."
Cha Bai noticed his abnormality and looked over with affectionate eyes, asking for [Cairo Company Overtime Card].
"How to use it?"
"Sister, what do you want to do?"
"what?"
Because there is a pause between the two words...
Li Nuo's eyes were stunned, and he suddenly picked up Cha Bai.
"Why?"
"ah?"
"snort?"
Li Nuo hugged her and ran into the house.
"Old Ma! Get out quickly! I can't control myself!"
There is also a superior-subordinate relationship between husband and wife.
When Li Nuo watched an H-movie for the first time as a child, he felt like a group of dogs were spinning in the picture.
He thought it was ridiculous at the time.
But now, he is living his ridiculous life.
Four hours later.
Like and suitability collide with satisfaction.
Cha Bai lay on the bed, his eyes dazed: "What are these..."
And Li Nuo came out of the house and wandered downstairs.
Marjie has returned to the space.
"You are so abstract."
When Marjie called it abstract, Li Nuo also knew that it was really abstract.
"What else are you doing?"
Li Nuo took a sip of the post-event tea.
Marger clicked on the information about Tombstone Mall and said, "We have a total of nearly 600,000 in deposits. I'll take a look at what's available for consumption in the mall and start making some preparations for making things."
"Ah..." Li Nuo let out a long breath: "The rewards for these two scripts are a bit outrageous. In fact, if the golden lion hadn't grown so hard, we wouldn't have been able to get so many gold coin rewards."
"So." Marger emphasized: "This is the guarantee that we don't need to rely on any major guild."
After the "Vapor Wave" script ended, there were a total of 300,000 gold coins. He and Cha Bai made nearly 200,000 for scientific research. This time, because of the difficulty of the Golden Lion and the plot involving the border prison, the reward quota was almost full. It's a pity that Marjie is not included in the settlement staff, so in Li Nuo's view, it is actually a loss.
"No matter..." Li Nuo said tiredly: "I'm going back to draw comics, and I still have to submit the manuscript."
"Next time the script..." Marger paused: "Do you want to go?"
"You can go, anyway, sooner or later you will have to face the various corridors."
Li Nuo said it didn't matter.
Marger took the hint.
"Are you planning to use the multi-corridor world war to make a fortune?"
"Well, let's make a big deal."
Li Nuo nodded and immediately walked into the corridor.
Back inside, he made himself a cup of tea.
Sitting at the computer desk, my mind is still filled with things in space.
But when I think about it carefully, I still don’t know when the next script will come. When I think about it, I feel that I have overcalculated.
He picked up the dip pen and dabbed the ink.
"It's better to take care of the food, rice, oil and salt in front of you first."
After this day, life becomes dull.
As the saying goes, time is like water and time is like song.
Ding~
The wind chimes are ringing in the Wink Bar.
Nanami wiped the cup and judged from the footsteps that the person who came in was Li Nuo, so she took out the bill and slapped it on the table without even shouting a welcome.
"Whatever Marjie owes, make up for it."
Li Nuo picked up the bill and lit it into pieces with blue fire.
"Let the clouds of the past disappear before your eyes."
Nanami: "I have backup."
Li Nuo sat down at the bar: "You asked me to come, be polite, waitress."
It was indeed Nanami who called Li Nuo over.
"I have something to show you. Please give me some advice..."
"Then what benefit do I get?"
Li Nuo is here again.
"Let Marger's bill disappear." Nanami smiled with slight dimples.
During her days as a sales girl, she discovered that dimples were a killer, but she just didn't know if they would work on Li Nuo.
Li Nuo smiled and replied: "Dimples are a certain defect in the zygomaticus major, zygomaticus minor, and smile muscles on the face due to genetic factors. So it is actually a disability. In other words, Nanami, you are a natural Disability."
"I want to hit you..."
"If you stop talking nonsense, I'm leaving."
"Wait... help me take a look first... it's very important!" Nanami rarely talked to Li Nuo like this.
"What?" Li Nuo was rarely so soft-hearted towards Nanami.
Nanami opened the locker and said while rummaging through it: "It's what happened after the last script ended..."
"The last script..." Li Nuo dragged his chin and sucked the juice, his eyes wandering: "The last script... you are referring to the 'Golden Lion'..."
Nanami: "Yeah."
Li Nuo: "Well..."
Nanami turned around, and the beautiful Kazilan blinked with big eyes: "What's wrong?"
Li Nuo stared with dead eyes: "It has been almost three months since the last script was finished..."