As a Player, Can You Be Normal?

Chapter 396 The Return of Old Objects

[Starting the game]

[Wow~]

[Welcome to "Reborn Loli Island"]

[Please select the character you like]

[1. A strong old man]

[2. An especially strong old man]

[3. An old man wearing glasses]

[4. Hum...]

"Why am I here?" Maljie looked at the TV screen and glanced at Chen Shou: "Why is there a 'hum'?"

Chen Shou shrugged his chubby shoulders: "I entered the numbers of the four of us. It may be the answer generated by the system, but then again, why are there no me and Li Nuo?"

Shou Ge looked at Li Nuo hiding in the corner.

"What are you doing?"

"It's okay, you guys play first." Li Nuo said with a lick on his face.

Maerjie explained: "Because of the 'Ikaros' incident, he now has a resistance to CD games and the like."

Previous story, Li Nuo played a game CD before entering "Ikaros".

Chen Shou comforted him, "It's okay, you see we are fine."

Li Nuo smiled and waved his hands, "No, no, no, if an old man jumps out of the TV and makes you dislocate your anus, I can still run away in advance."

Chen Shou looked down, "I won't complain about you anymore."

Maerjie said, "But he makes sense. It's possible that a man will jump out and strip us naked. Just like Sadako in "Midnight Ring" ran out of the TV and was beaten by a group of black people..."

"Stop talking! It's getting more and more outrageous!" Chen Shou stopped immediately and looked at Soren who had been silent.

"That... Soren?"

"Wait a minute..."

Sorren was holding the disc box and looking at the data of the broken game.

"Reborn Lolita Island" is also known as "Okinawa Lolita Island".

It's called Lolita, but it's actually a macho island. There are hundreds of people on the island, all of them are muscular men, chained and whipped.

Angry and fearful, panting and rising, as if enjoying themselves with the tourists.

Looking southwest of the island, there are fishermen going out to sea with dark skin.

Its muscles are jagged and interlocked, and they are gifts from the sea.

This is probably the game.

As for why there is an online version, we can only say that in a parallel world, this kind of game is a legal online game.

That world is most likely the main world of "Imperial Inquisition".

"Where did you get this broken thing?" Soran threw the disc box on the carpet and said unhappily: "Is it Wink again?"

Maljie said "hmm".

So Soran sat next to Li Nuo. He was also worried that this broken game would have a similar situation to "Ikaros".

They were worried too much, it was just an ordinary game.

The side of the game console that comes with "Endless Corridor" is full of sockets, which can be played by up to eight people at a time. As for why the structure is like this, in Maljie's words, "magic".

After playing for fifteen minutes, Soran put down the handle.

He took off his glasses, wiped them with the corner of his clothes and said, "I shouldn't have come here. What kind of mental pollution game is this..."

Li Nuo controlled the old man to angrily scold a sailor, and said excitedly: "Although... Muscle men having sex with each other is a traditional category in the fuxiang, targeting a specific audience of fujoshi. Strictly speaking, this is not gal, after all, gal is a beautiful girl game, referring to men, which is not so rare in itself. Don't wear colored eyes, my friend, old men also have the right to choose their partners as homosexuals. Don't you live in America? This concept will be excluded in your place, right?"

Sauron said: "Not really, after all, I have money."

The old man controlled by Maljie was fucked to death, he turned around and asked : "Whoever avenges me will have 10% of his health left."

Sauron's eyes suddenly lit up: "Maerjie, are you out of work?"

"Li Nuo has a job as a primary school doctor, but I don't trust his unreliability, so there's no rush." ​​Maljie replied confidently: "Humph, jobs are only for those who are prepared, and I'm unprepared."

Sauron: "How about I introduce you to one?"

Li Nuo: "Stop it."

Chen Shou: "Isn't it good?"

"Brother Shou, don't think of Sauron as a good thing." Li Nuo laughed: "What job are you introducing him to?"

Sauron has a bad temper, and only a few people like Li Nuo can pretend not to hear when they call him a thing.

"Doctor."

"Is your family business?"

"If you want, we have a private hospital."

"Look." Li Nuo pointed at Soren and looked at Chen Shou ignoring Maljie, and said excitedly: "What he means is that if you are the boss of our captain in reality, then what is our team? A subordinate of the gigolo group?"

"...Yeah." Soren was speechless.

Chen Shou was shocked: "Are you usually so obscure in your communication?"

Maljie said: "Aren't they all things on the surface? You don't need to think too much to know the deep meaning."

Chen Shou only now understood that Li Nuo said so much to explain to him, and their usual communication method was simpler, which seemed like fragmented communication to outsiders, and most people could not bring it in.

Li Nuo picked up the handle and continued to log in.

"Soren, you are planning to attack us, have you never considered the issue of cultural invasion?"

"Oh my..."

Soren slapped his forehead.

"Forgot the problem of [shit block]..."

"Hey, I'm still here." Maljie snorted coldly: "Forget it, I don't blame you if you can't understand."

With the help of Li Nuo, Ma Ge killed a perverted old man wearing a top hat.

Maljie said: "Finally killed him, Chen Shou and I will play, Li Nuo, you guys continue in the next level."

Li Nuo: "Okay."

Maerjie knew very well that Li Nuo asked Soren to come here not just to play games, but to prepare for the next script.

Li Nuo took out the wooden sign of "World War" and handed it to Soren.

"I guess this thing doesn't need any reinforcements."

Sorren put the sign in front of the glasses to observe.

Through [Explorer], he saw something that Li Nuo couldn't see.

[The tiny fate of the corridor's future]

"It will choose some special people to participate, and the one who sends the sign should be the person designated by the manager."

Sorren shook his head.

"I see, it's Lillian."

"It seems there is special information?" Li Nuo became interested: "Tell me."

Sorren put the sign on the ground.

"Only high-ranking players can contact the administrator. Once the administrator takes action, it means that the interests of the corridors are affected. That's all."

Li Nuo lowered his head in silence when he heard this, and didn't even care that the old man he chose on the screen was fucked to death.

Sauron was still talking: "You contacted "Bahamut's Wrath" in "Creation Mountain". It is certain that Lillian's team will participate in this world war, but it should be in a high-level scenario, and there will be no intersection with you."

He looked at the panel on the sign and pushed the frame of his glasses.

"The only intersection... is the victory of the corridor."

"I understand..."

Li Nuo bit his finger.

"Divided into three divisions, the calculation standard for the winner should be the comprehensive data of the three divisions, not a single division."

"Forced to join forces with her..." Soran shook his head: "It's really ugly, Li Nuo."

"Not really." Li Nuo said: "There is no permanent opponent, just like us... In the original ticket grabbing script, the eternal life train, if the system hadn't defined the two of us as 'not opponents', at least one of us here would be dead, right?"

Sauron understood what he meant and agreed.

"If Croyd had been able to explain everything clearly, [Critical] wouldn't have died."

Li Nuo smiled bitterly.

"Essentially, it's a person's different choices in the face of interests, and the root cause is the arbitrary system and corridors."

Maerjie said: "We are all people who are involved in fate. At least now we can't jump out of these rules, but it is also under the rules, so there are no eternal enemies."

Li Nuo picked up the handle and started his character. The game screen turned into a confrontation between him and Soran.

"Now that I think about it, Lillian's internal fishing was really..."

"Everything has a reason." Soran recalled the intelligence he had learned during this period: "It is said that she was almost backstabbed to death because she let a certain player go, and more than once. Lillian's reputation is really good, so she may be cautious when targeting you, but there is also a reason that she is on the opposite side."

Li Nuo pondered and said: "That is to say, she may have collected the abilities of [Identity Holders] for this world war."

Maerjie added: "It's hard to say, I can't figure it out."

"Is she the most powerful?" Li Nuo asked: "I mean the 'Endless Corridor'."

"You have fought with her, what do you think?" Soran asked back.

Li Nuo said bluntly: "It is a blessing from God that we can survive in her hands."

Sauron: "So we will be at this level in the future."

Li Nuo pressed the attack button.

The old man with glasses controlled by Soran was broken.

Li Nuo put down the controller.

"I don't want anything too much, skill cards and props that you think are good for us."

As for team supplies, Li Nuo and his team can produce them by themselves, and they don't need Soran's help.

But [Skill Cards] are very important.

In the scenario after the player exceeds level 25, the channels for obtaining skill cards are almost cut off, and only Soran has accumulated enough.

"I have ten skill cards for [Shaking Finger]. In addition, the only things that are useful to you are the potion that cancels the 'Pixel Curse' and various repair light powders. In addition..."

Sauron came prepared.

He took out a book with a white cover.

[Affordable Bullet Double Production Book]

[Quality: Excellent]

[Requirements for use: Insight 60, master magic technology]

[Effect 1: There is a 5% chance of abnormal changes in the manufactured bullets, and a blueprint is generated]

[Effect 2: Tear off the title page, write down the names of up to five types of bullets on paper, complete the real-life scenario, and replenish the number of written bullets by 10~500 rounds (the number of replenishments depends on the type of bullets)]

[Brief description: The best way to use it is to find a fool. After you produce something, let the fool help you take risks to make a real-life scenario, but the problem is, where can you find such a fool?]

Li Nuo licked his lips. It's time to use Adam Ireland's team to do hard labor again.

Maljie took the book and put it on the table: "It's a bit like a lottery."

Sauron nodded and said: "Well, but the things should be good. I'll go back and look at the other things, but I have to make it clear first that I want to keep some important props for myself. After all, there are still many people there. You understand. Finally, Li Nuo, you said you would pass the things to me, so I came here."

Li Nuo took out a ticket from his pocket.

[Ticket to Chuangjie Mountain]

"Hey, do you want to make Gardevoir Mega?"

Sauron was moved.

Li Nuo stuffed the ticket back into his trouser pocket.

"You go there and study carefully how to consecrate [fine rough stones] into mega stones."

"That is to say, on the surface, I am trying to make Gardevoir Mega, but actually I am working for you?"

"Mutual benefit~"

Li Nuojian smiled and shrugged his shoulders.

"In Chuangjie Mountain, there is a big-breasted and long-legged Gardevoir who can also speak human language. In addition, there is a group of Meow Meows who can speak human language. There may be a way to mass-produce Poké Balls."

What Li Nuo said made Sauron feel itchy.

A meow that can speak human language...

That's much more interesting than the big-breasted Gardevoir.

This time in the "Chuangjie Mountain" script, in order to save Marjie, we didn't stop too much, so the resources we obtained were not the best.

If he hadn't killed the Golden Lion in the end, it would actually have been a loss for Li Nuo.

He used the [Shilipo Sword God Card].

But he couldn't ask Marger to pay anything in return. After all, Marger and him were teammates, so he could only wrong Sauron.

One is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer. Sauron agreed, which means Chuangjie Mountain is going to be miserable.

Sauron put the ticket away and glanced at "Game Over" on the TV screen.

Then he throws a capsule.

【Leave the Team Capsule】

"In the future, if you encounter any one of us in the script, just use it to leave the script."

Chen Shou accepted the capsule without saying anything.

He understood what Sauron meant.

Even if you listen casually, you can tell that Li Nuo and his group are already involved with those big guilds.

Among the players, people like Chen Shou honestly follow the main line in the script. As long as they don't seek death or encounter "invaders", and with Marjie giving him resources, Shou Ge's survival rate is not low. He was afraid of getting involved in the high-end game. What Sauron meant was that before the matter between Li Nuo and the Grand Guild was found out, he hoped that a good old man like Chen Shou would not be involved.

Sauron can be regarded as fulfilling the responsibilities of a "Doraemon".

"I'll leave if it's okay."

He has no interest in "Rebirth of Loli Island".

Li Nuo shouted: "He's gone, let's play a more serious game."

Marger: "How about Street Fighter with the nudity patch?"

Chen Shou and Li Nuo: "Okay!"

Sauron: "It's superfluous for me to co-write, right?"

At this time, a clear and sweet sound sounded outside the house.

"Don't leave."

Cha Bai ran down from the attic.

"Sauron..."

"ah?"

Sauron's heart beat faster, not towards Cha Bai. He was worried that what Cha Bai needed him to do would arouse Li Nuo's ill will toward him.

"Wait... 2B, we rarely talk."

Cha Bai stepped into the room: "I need you this time!"

Li Nuo: "Ah..."

Sauron: "Spare me..."

Cha Bai said: "Let's have a fight."

The air suddenly became quiet.

Chen Shouxu looked at Sauron: "It's so pitiful..."

At this moment, Chabai activated the ghost back and activated the newly acquired [Strange Power Phantom].

Half of her body became virtual, and she raised her right hand to point at Sauron. The virtual arm was also raised, as if one person had grown four arms.

Sauron looked at Li Nuo resentfully.

"I came here specially to give you things and give you a beating, right..."

Li Nuo didn't care about Cha Bai and Sauron's business.

He went to the attic and showed Cha Bai the "Adventures of the Golden Lion" that he had left there.

Just like Cha Bai, after reading this book, what you gain is not a skill, but a long-lost prop.

Um……

[Nokia 3210 (revised version)]

[Quality: Normal~Epic]

[Effect 1: The power exerted in the hands of different people is different. For example, in the hands of a serious person, it is just a mobile phone, but in the hands of a funny person (not a person with a funny world view), it may be able to smash through a mountain]

[Effect 2: Record the secrets of physical skills. To put it simply, you need to defeat your opponent, and then use your mobile phone to take a photo of the defeated person. Finally, the opponent's physical skills will be recorded in the mobile phone in the form of "cheats"]

[Brief description: At first, someone used this phone to smash walnuts, and later, someone used this phone to smash the earth into two pieces]

[Note: This prop is bound equipment and cannot be given away]

"Chabai has learned the golden lion's four-hand strange power..."

"I got the golden lion's means to learn things..."

Li Nuo frowned and tilted his head.

"Because the Golden Lion involves the pixel capabilities of Star Cairo, Nokia, which is related to Star Cairo's comedy, is back?"

Li Nuo blew out hot air from his nose.

"It's funny! Be more serious!"

He really wanted to try smashing the Nokia against the wall to see if it could hit Basel, but after thinking about it, he felt that he was not funny enough.

So he turned his eyes sideways and looked at Marjie, who was more funny.

"It's useless for me to read this book." Marger threw "The Adventures of the Golden Lion" on the table.

Li Nuo said: "Because killing the golden lion has nothing to do with you. Speaking of which...Nanami should also have obtained the golden lion's ability."

Snapped!

Marger lit a cigarette and puffed on it melancholy.

Li Nuo took out a bag of spare melon seeds from the drawer, and then asked curiously while eating the melon seeds: "Lao Ma, what happened when you were looking for Nanami in the first two days?"

Marjie exhaled a mouthful of smoke that he couldn't bear to look back on: "Huh, let's change the topic..."

He said, lighting up a few more cigarettes.

When Maljie was smoking five cigarettes at once like a lunatic, Li Nuo felt guilty for the first time: "Um... Sorry, I didn't know Nanami left such a big psychological shadow on you."

"No."

Maljie used both hands to take the cigarette from his lips.

In Li Nuo's sight, Maljie stood behind the thick smoke.

"I promised Suna that I would quit smoking in 20 years."

"..."

"So I plan to smoke all the cigarettes in this life within 20 years."

"..."

"Huh... Quite challenging."

Li Nuo stared with dead fish eyes.

He handed the Nokia to Maljie.

"I bet you can smash Basel, do you want to try?"

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