Chapter 395: Forty-Eight Hours of Life and Death

police station.

Film policeman Lao Zhou sat behind the table, took a sip from the teapot, and glanced across the way.

Smash your lips.

"hiss……"

Lao Zhou shook his head.

"Tsk..."

Lao Zhou frowned, smacked his lips, and then shook his head.

"Ouch..."

Li Nuo: "Brother Zhou, has your sister-in-law cheated on you?"

"Fuck you..." Lao Zhou forcefully swallowed "Mom".

"Li Nuo..."

"ah?"

"Are you sick?"

"Yes, didn't you already know that I was sick?" Li Nuo took out his mobile phone and found a medical record: "Congenital Immunodeficiency Syndrome."

Snap!

Lao Zhou couldn't bear it and slapped the table!

"Is your fight with a group of menopausal ladies related to this disease?"

Li Nuo nodded: "I am often accompanied by neurological symptoms such as headaches, dementia, ataxia and insanity."

Lao Zhou felt like he was going crazy.

He has been a police officer in this film for more than ten years, a conscientious person. It was under the nose of Lao Zhou that Li Nuo first showed his criminal talent. Li Nuo was only thirteen years old that year.

Time passed by, and that little bastard became a real bastard. Lao Zhou was very upset about Li Nuo's failure to reform.

A year ago, Lao Zhou was transferred away due to work, and he just came back these two days.

He never imagined that when he came back, Li Nuo would actually get into a fight with a group of aunts who were about to dance in the square, and Li Nuo was the one who got beaten.

If it were someone else who would mediate, it would basically be over.

Li Nuo is different.

He was obviously trying to get into trouble, he was beaten on purpose, he was very mean.

Li Nuo: "Brother, believe me, dementia and brain disease are really related to that disease. Theoretically speaking, I am a terminally ill person with few days left to live, so you must help me with this matter." Done."

Lao Zhou: "You are referring to the fact that you were pushed to the ground and kicked by two aunts..."

Li Nuo: "Well~ I want them to pay for it, or I will tell them about their affair."

Lao Zhou: "But you have already shouted around the building with a loudspeaker."

Li Nuo: "I don't care, Brother Zhou, if you don't help me, I will be your son's guardian spirit after I die."

"You can do it!" Lao Zhou immediately stopped: "Brother... the problem is, although the aunts beat you first, the little girl used the toilet spoon to block the aunt's mouth... This matter is a bit messy... you guys This is a fight."

"Ah...yes, this is unexpected...if I had known, I would have blocked her ears when she was sleeping..." Li Nuo regretted.

"Huh?" Lao Zhou frowned slightly, and the police officer's sensitivity to crime suddenly popped into his head: "No... Brother, you are involved..."

"That's my wife."

"..."

"Really, I'm not looking for a lady."

"Haha...Li Nuo..."

"Brother, do you think she is normal?"

Lao Zhou thought for a while: "It's not normal...and there is also an arm missing..."

Li Nuo asked seriously: "What do you mean? What do you think of my woman?"

"I didn't say she was..."

"But your discrimination against a disabled girl has already emerged from the language you just said."

Lao Zhou: "No, it's off... it's off! What are you talking about!"

Only now did Lao Zhou realize that the offense and defense seemed to have changed.

Li Nuo: "Isn't it clear yet? Brother Zhou, you slandered my family, and I'm trying to think of ways to blackmail you. Unless..."

"Okay... Got it."

Lao Zhou stood up.

"I'll help you mediate. The aunts and I will discuss how to resolve the little girl's mischief with the pick."

"Okay~"

Li Nuo smiled as cheerfully as a child.

"Thank you, Brother Zhou."

9 p.m.

Li Nuo took a bag of chive boxes and a box of grilled oysters from Lao Zhou.

"Brother...there's really no need."

"I think you need to use it."

Lao Zhou's words were serious and thoughtful.

The middle-aged man looked at Cha Bai who was waiting for Li Nuo on the street and sighed.

"Where did you pick it up?"

"Inside the game."

"Damn it, you didn't say you used the elf ball to collect it."

Li Nuo looked at him silently.

Lao Zhou was stunned: "Uh, you don't really want to say that, do you?"

"Li Nuo..." Cha Bai called him in a low voice, because he could feel some anger coming out of Li Nuo.

But in Lao Zhou's ears, he heard a girl's dependence.

"Let's go."

"Thanks, Brother Zhou."

This was the second time Li Nuo said thank you that night.

He always said "thank you" to those around him, whether he meant it sincerely or not, the listener meant it.

"If you want to raise her, don't keep hunching around like before."

Li Nuo smiled.

"Straightening your back can save lives, so it's good for me to be a little cowardly."

"Stop talking nonsense and leave quickly."

"By the way, Brother Zhou."

"Um?"

"Can you reimburse me for the leather bag?"

"roll."

Cha Bai held Li Nuo's arm, and the two of them nodded to Lao Zhou at the same time, saying "see you later."

In Lao Zhou's sight, in the dimly lit neighborhood, the sick man and the girl with a broken arm were walking out of place among the crowd. It was unclear whether it was a romance or a tragedy.

Anyway, Li Nuo felt that what he had experienced today was quite tragic: "Why do you think you were so busy using a pick to poke the mouths of those aunts..."

Cha Bai smiled lightly: "Well, I'll pay attention next time."

Li Nuo: "If there are such things happening in the neighborhood in the future, you should avoid them. Many things are more troublesome than fighting and killing."

Cha Bai smiled lightly: "Well, I know."

Li Nuo felt something was wrong.

"Did you take the wrong medicine?"

"Well, I took the wrong medicine."

"Did you read my diary?"

"Are you really putting it there for me to see?" Cha Bai stared at his eyes, then smiled with her lips pursed: "It seems unintentional."

"You should learn something." Li Nuo looked empty-eyed.

Cha Bai: "Okay, when I go to Ikaros and become someone who is not a player, I will definitely put down my butcher knife."

A van drove by the side of the road, splashing water. Li Nuo subconsciously stood in front of it to keep the dirty water away from her.

Li Nuo frowned and stared at the van. Judging from the speed of the van, something was wrong. When he began to analyze whether there was something wrong with the van, a system sound of a real-life script popped up in his ears.

[Realistic scenario has been triggered]

[Kidnapped driver]

[Task details: There is a rich man who is tied to that car. You need to find information about this car. For this, it is best to go to the police station]

"Can you really go?"

Cha Bai pulled Li Nuo back to his thoughts and interrupted the system's forecast.

She meant not only "Ikaros", but also people like Xing Kai who don't play games.

"Didn't I promise you?" Li Nuo retracted his gaze, looked ahead, and pulled her towards home: "But that depends on the experience in the future. Who knows what strange things will happen? Take one step at a time."

Cha Bai followed him, smiling and not answering. In fact, it doesn't matter where you go, as long as you are there.

"So where are you going today?"

"Go home for dinner."

"What if you're done eating?"

"Ah..."

Li Nuo realized what was going to happen.

He hasn't paid his public grain for almost a month, and theoretically paying a shuttle is not a problem.

But just before he was about to speak, Cha Bai told him the bad news.

"We still have forty umbrella covers left. This is the amount of exercise you will have in the next forty-eight hours."

Li Nuo was silent, his face pale. For the first time, he felt that leeks and oysters were so familiar.

"I say... is it so cool?"

Cha Bai smiled and replied: "Anyway, you can buy gender-changing mints in the tombstone. Do you want to try it?"

Li Nuo didn't understand: "Do you have to fight to the death?"

After the player level exceeds 60, some things in reality will be inherited. In addition to physical abilities, some transformations will also be inherited. Things like floating hands that can be disassembled are considered "external objects", but if you install a light in your body, it will be considered part of your internal organs.

So two nights later.

Because there were constant flashes in the house, the property people received a complaint and saved Li Nuo's life.

When Li Nuo was rescued, his cheeks had shrunk and his face was yellow.

But Cha Bai's breasts have grown a little in the past two days.

Li Nuo learned something: increased secretion of a certain hormone in women and repeated stimulation of a certain gland can lead to swelling, but for women with cyborg bodies, this is not the case. However, Cha Bai's physiological phenomenon shows that she really has an incredible [sex doll chip] installed in her body.

Recalling "Cyberpunk", he was worried about being hunted by the Mirror Master, but he didn't expect that the thing in "Cyberpunk" that almost killed him... was the [sex doll chip]...

——"Female sorcerers are the real female night demons." The advice left in the mind of a certain demon hunter.

The third day.

Li Nuo sat in front of the tombstone in the space with disheveled hair and dirty face.

Since he hadn't appeared for nearly three days, Maljie didn't ask, and he could probably guess what happened.

As for Nanami, Li Nuo didn't ask either. From Maljie's cautious behavior, he could probably guess what happened.

Anyway, strictly speaking.

If there is a next life, they both want to be women.

Especially for Li Nuo, men have to buy work permits to be gigolos, but it is much easier for women to register several accounts to make money. They sell their bodies and satisfy their souls, but they all have to go to the grave anyway, dust to dust.

He always thinks that if I were a girl, I would have been a multi-millionaire.

Let's get back to the point.

Li Nuo and Soren are talking on the phone.

He has already known that the long-haired man has joined Soren's team, so Li Nuo has a bold idea.

Prometheus, one of the long-haired man's group, has joined the mechanical cult. As we all know, to join a cult, you must first go to "NieR". Players who enter the world of "NieR" will more or less think about the bad idea of ​​transforming themselves. The transformation of the mechanical cult has some problems, which will have some strange effects on players. For example, Prometheus now regards Maljie as the leader. Even though he knows that Marco is the only player, he sometimes can't control himself.

Then an industrial chain appears.

Li Nuo can conquer players through Maljie, and then hand over the players transformed by the cult to Soren, and finally Soren can establish a strange industrial chain.

"Sounds good."

"Yeah, killing the players won't give you much good stuff, why not give it a try."

"Heh."

Sauron sneered.

"You plan to use the players created by the cult to infiltrate my inner circle, and then use me as a backup camp at any time, right?"

Li Nuo sometimes hates dealing with Soran.

Four Eyes is too shrewd.

"Don't you want female team members?"

Kasim's voice came from the other side.

"Li Nuo, don't think about it, there will never be a female player in our team."

This starts with the team title.

Team titles that require all members to be unlocked at level 70 or above, such as Li Nuo and the others. Before Marjie left the team, the team title that could not be used was [Dangerous Agent]. You can plan tasks for your own team.

Most team titles are actually of little use.

The team name of Adam's group is [Doom Attractor]. In fact, the effect is similar to [Danger Agent], that is, the former attracts dangerous and lucrative tasks to find by oneself, while the latter draws up tasks for oneself.

And Sauron's is very suitable for their situation.

【Cowherd Group】

[It can be activated by entering the script. As long as all members are present and all are men, everyone's attack power against women will increase by 5%]

So Sauron unlocked a new personal title.

[Head of the Cowherd Group]

Sauron's team is all male.

There's Zeref in terms of appearance, Kasim in terms of ties, the gangster-like Yak, the general-like uncle Roy, the trash-like rifle brother, and the newly added long-haired man, etc., all have their own characteristics, even if they have Those with perverted hobbies like boys and girls, and the maternally ambitious Gardevoir can also make up the numbers.

In short, Sauron, who wanted to build the strongest team, inadvertently formed his team into the best cowherd group in the "Endless Corridor". This was Sauron's injury.

Li Nuo couldn't understand how a rich second generation could live with only men around him.

Moreover, Sauron is not just an ordinary second-generation rich man. This guy’s real-life identity is completely worthy of being the male protagonist in an idol drama about a domineering president in the last century.

As an ally, Li Nuo wanted to comfort Sauron, so he said: "Hahahahahahahaha!"

Kasim over there also said: "Hahahahahahaha!"

Yak roared: "Hahaha, hahaha... you are crazy!"

"Be serious!" Sauron yelled, then returned to the topic.

The main thing he and Li Nuo communicated about was the [mega stone].

According to Sauron's memory, there is indeed something that can consecrate the [Fine Raw Stone], but it will take him some time to figure it out. As for the result, let's talk about it later.

Then there’s Marger’s side.

[Identity Holder] The first promotion requires specific materials.

The promotion materials for [Rescuer] can be found in the space bookshelf. Li Nuo handed the materials list to Solon, and he used Solon as a supplier.

"Just give me two weeks."

"Can I have sex for free?"

"Li Nuo, what do you think?"

Sauron refused simply, and Li Nuo showed kindness.

"Come here and I'll give you something."

"Just pass something over."

Li Nuo looked back at the noisy fortress.

"In addition to giving you something... Lao Ma just came back, and Brother Thin came over and decided to celebrate his return by playing games. So you might as well come over directly."

"What game?"

Sauron knew this was an invitation to him.

Li Nuo said: ""Rebirth of Loli Island", online version."

"Is it fun?"

"Um!"

"wait for me."

Sauron knows almost everything, but he is very serious, so he will miss some particularly irregular things. He doesn't know how outrageous this game is.

Hang up communication.

Marger came down from the repair shop.

"Look at this."

Brother Ma did a lot of harm to Li Nuo's [Weapon Box].

He used the [Goggles of Combination] to observe that there was a torture instrument in Li Nuo's hand that could be combined with the [Weapon Box].

This torture device is the "mouth ball" obtained at the beginning of entering "Chuangjie Mountain". Its full name is [Strength Suppression Ball for Female Prisoners].

The effect only works on women.

Li Nuo beat all monsters along the way. For those dragons, this mouth ball was too small and was never used.

Marger put the two together, and finally the [Weapon Box] gained a new ability.

[Dark Realm: Put a creature with 10% of its health remaining (the creature cannot weigh more than twice your weight). In the weapon box, he will be tortured by darkness. When he finally comes out of the box, his health will be only 2% is left, and the mental power is close to collapse. The cooling time after one use is 48~72 hours]

"Can I try it on you?" Li Nuo asked.

"Stop making trouble." Marjie was a little listless: "I'm not in the mood lately..."

After Marco came back, he experienced Nanami's revenge, was laid off from the hospital, and his home was flooded. After a series of blows, he finally recovered a little last night. It is worth mentioning that at that time, it happened to be When Li Nuo was rescued by the property management company, he was called a partner.

Of course, the most important thing is...all he can think about is what to do with Sandu, and there is a requirement to "quit smoking" in the twenty-year agreement, and he is very melancholy about this.

Let’s talk about Marger’s script reward.

Since he was teleported away before the end of the competition, the rewards were distributed together with him after returning from "Chuangjie Mountain".

First of all, one of the rewards of the competition is for the winning team to obtain a special ability, which must be in line with the player's characteristics.

For example, Cha Bai got [Ghost Back] and Li Nuo got [Pile Driver].

Marger got...

【Swamp Escape】

[Type: Passive Skill]

[Effect: When being attacked by a sneak attack, it will automatically turn into a swamp gas incarnation, and the body will be teleported behind the attacker]

[Brief description: He left, turned around, and left only a pile of shit]

Li Nuo had long been accustomed to Malger's various abilities related to the lower three roads, so he was not surprised until now.

Compared to [Swamp Escape], the explosion is behind.

Li Nuo and Cha Bai originally obtained the precious things from Zeguchi Jingzi and Kroyd.

Zeguchi Jingzi's eyes were used to make the "Voice Transmission Spirit".

Kroyd's soul fire allowed Li Nuo to obtain the strongest melee skill [Tongue Licking].

As the team leader (fog), Malger got Xing Kai's "relic".

It is a white, delicately patterned, elegant and dignified teapot that looks very expensive.

[Reverse Teapot]

[Quality: Excellent]

[Effect: After putting the potion in, the effect becomes the opposite effect,]

[Brief description: Poison becomes antidote, that's about it]

In theory, it is a good thing.

But Malger tried it.

[Shit Block] is considered a potion...

And one of the effects of [Shit Block] is a chronic toxin.

Therefore, after putting it in, it becomes an antidote. The question is who will take this antidote... Well, there are mechanical life forms.

Speaking of these little guys...

The conditions for opening [Rescuer] are very harsh. You have to save lives, and you need to save them when he cannot carry medicine.

The previous Xing Kai's approach was to carry a healing classic with him, make medicine at any time according to local conditions, and then approach hospitals and other areas to save people and open [Rescuer].

It's simple here with Maljie.

Li Nuo and him made a feasible plan:

1. Summon mechanical life forms.

2. Li Nuo beats mechanical life forms.

3. Maljie entrusts Victor to save mechanical life forms.

After the above is done, [Rescuer] is opened.

"What about other things?" Li Nuo placed the weapon box in front of his tombstone and said, "Brother, you didn't just get this little thing, did you?"

Maerjie: "I have to spend a few days to look at it. I just came back, and a lot of knowledge is circling in my mind. I feel like I'm in a drum washing machine, and the things I knew before are scattered all over the floor..."

Li Nuo: "Is there a possibility that you are not in a drum washing machine, but in a toilet?"

At this time, Chen Shou poked his head out of a window above the fortress: "The game is set!"

Maerjie looked over and said to Li Nuo: "Relax for a few days... Anyway, according to what you said, it will take at least one or two months before the next script."

Li Nuo pushed him: "Yeah."

The two walked into the house.

"By the way, Lao Ma."

"No money."

"Just come back."

"Hmph."

The sound of the Basel neighborhood came into the attic along with their footsteps.

Cha Bai raised her head and looked at the noisy sound of the floor above.

"So noisy."

She took a deep breath, picked up the book and continued to read.

The book in her hand is called "The Adventures of the Golden Lion". It is one of the rewards after defeating the Golden Lion. You need to read the whole book to get a skill related to the Golden Lion.

When she turned to the last page, a voice rang in her ear.

[Read the whole book]

[Get "The Skill of the Golden Lion"]

[This skill is related to the player's 5950 characteristics]

Cha Bai suddenly had a bad feeling.

[Ghost Back...]

"Can it be canceled?"

[Developed derivative skills, strange power phantom]

Cha Bai pursed her lips and opened the skill panel to check.

[Strange Power Phantom: Four arms, four legs]

"Don't..."

She stood up, saying no, but still silently turned on [Ghost Back].

Then she walked to the floor-to-ceiling mirror.

Then she saw that there was an illusory shadow with the same shape as herself, almost overlapping with her body.

"In this form, one punch becomes two punches... Is that right?"

Cha Bai thought of the strange fighting posture of the four arms of the strange power golden lion.

【Phantom】 inherited the Golden Lion's trait, or in other words, she will carry the Golden Lion's last wish and complete her life journey.

Thinking of this, Cha Bai looked up at the sky, and the sun seemed to have turned into the Golden Lion's smiling face, smiling at her.

Cha Bai smiled back at the sun.

After a moment, she covered her face:

"I am so perverted."