As a Player, Can You Be Normal?

Chapter 206 Writing a Diary and Then Being Abducted by Aliens

Li Nuo has been in a bad mood since the morning.

Seeing that Cha Bai was sleeping hazy, he didn't bother him and ran to the space to prepare for the weapon synthesis example. However, his mind turned around and he felt that it would be better to wait until Marger got off work to discuss the matter together.

Thinking about it this way, he felt that he didn't have to go to work, hahahaha.

In short, this damn thought made him feel better, so he started to prepare for other things.

First, I bought two [Momotaro’s pills] from the mall.

Its function is to upgrade the creatures conquered by the elf ball.

The price is 2000 each.

And you can only buy three.

He bought two, just in time to upgrade the Cang Fire Dragon to 36 and evolve into the Silver Fire Dragon.

Then he merged the [Synthetic MOD Poke Ball] that had conquered the Shadow Elder with the Silver Fire Dragon.

Received prompt:

[Need to decompose the two data and re-summarize]

[Fusion time varies]

【Please be patient】

[The longest is 20 days, the shortest is 1 day]

"It's like drawing a card."

Li Nuo touched his chin and felt that there was no need to worry about this anymore and let the Shadow Elder and Silver Fire Dragon communicate on their own.

He started on the second thing.

Decoction.

"Dwarf liquor, dogtail grass, witch's eyes...the materials harvested this time are...the ears of a man-eating rabbit, the brains of a dragoon, and the fingers of Yorha Android 3G, that's all?"

Li Nuo was writing and drawing on paper, calculating alchemical formulas.

Alchemical ingredients suitable for witchers can have one of three additives: purifier, decomposer or binder.

Purifier: Has toxicity-reducing properties. (required)

Disintegrant: Affects coordination and concentration, increasing damage caused when hitting opponents. (Add attack or add BUFF)

Binding Agent: In addition to the potion's primary effect, it also restores lost health. (Restore blood volume or special status)

If all the ingredients used to make a potion have the same additives, the finished potion will have additional effects in addition to its basic effect.

The above three potions can be purchased in the mall, and each sells for 1,000 gold coins.

Burning money and losing money.

Usually the necessary combination is a "purifying agent", and the remaining one is added, and then the mutation inducer is extracted, the potion is injected, cooked, and various auxiliary alchemy materials are added. The final result has a 40% probability of being formed.

But it must be calculated skillfully.

"It's such a mess, I don't even know how to start."

This process made Li Nuo realize that he was still a dabbler in alchemy.

The previous materials such as Ignis, if he were of Maggie's level, should be able to make better decoctions.

Maggie, the Queen of the Night, the female vampire who was his alchemy teacher, was infected with the curse of the ancient gods and it is unknown whether she is still alive in "The Witcher".

"Actually, I should have asked Maggie for some of her meat."

He was going to prepare from scratch. For the next script and for the future, he would use "crystal magic" and all kinds of messy things to make a new plan for himself.

The first thing is that he should record the alchemy results during this period in a log.

...Alchemy Log...

June 15th, sunny.

I decided to put pen to paper again and write (cross out) my journal.

Let me tell you something very scary first.

It only took 5 days from the task of grabbing train tickets to finishing "NieR".

Let’s talk about something even scarier.

The MODs I queued up all night are gone.

I know who the murderer is, but I can't do anything about it, and it makes me very depressed.

Back to the topic.

I summarized my recent gains.

The weapons have all reached the full level. Next, they have to rely on [wedge-shaped stones] to upgrade. There are four of them now, which can be upgraded twice. We will wait until Marjie's research on magic technology has some results.

Marger began dismantling the weapons today and working on building a new sales vehicle.

I'm going to start the alchemy plan here, and I'm going to be busy.

so tired.

Chabai came over and told me that he was going to teach "Ninjutsu". I had an ominous feeling.

Also, I feel like she is hiding something from me.

Work progress: Three drafts were drawn.

June 16, light rain.

I have to go through the procedures for leaving the country today, and the staff said it will take six working days.

The next step is to find a tour group to Greenland.

I went to the space to send a message to Brother Wells. After all, international phone calls were too expensive.

My brother is very helpful.

The converted 12,000 yuan was directly transferred to me.

etc.

Isn't he robbing the bank's stolen money?

When I was thinking about laundering money for him, an old woman bumped into me at the door and blackmailed me for medical expenses. How could I bear this? I immediately went home and took out the hundreds of medical records I had saved. When I carried the box downstairs, she thought I was taking money.

It’s not easy for an aunt to get married. She said she wanted to raise money for her brother’s second marriage, so I asked her for 2,000 yuan and that was it.

I remember that there was an uncle in the Go club who had lived in my sister's house for half his life. He was still a bachelor, so I became their monthly wife.

Earned another 2,000.

etc.

I must make more money if I don’t draw comics.

It doesn't matter, I like painting, and I don't have to be a cowherd now anyway.

On the way home, I picked up a thick wallet.

There was 4,000 cash in it...cash...I was afraid, so I gave it to the police. The policemen who were monitoring me thought there was poison gas in the wallet.

I saw them getting ready for handcuffs.

The owner found it and gave me 4,000, saying that the money was not important, but the documents inside were important.

I came back from a trip with 8,000 yuan in my pocket, and I was looking for someone to reason with.

This money can be used to purchase Cha Bai's daily necessities.

Start practicing "Nin Taijutsu" today.

It hurts me so much.

Work progress: I drew six drafts and made a decoction, but it was not ideal. I had to exchange some books and start learning alchemy again.

June 17, sunny.

Marger blew up the maintenance room while he was researching something.

I bought a wheelchair and slapped him.

I feel very good today.

pain.

Work progress: I started to draw lines and re-study the alchemy books I got from Xili (all of them are in the ancient language, which is a bit incomprehensible). Chabai decided to teach me the ancient language.

June 18th, heavy rain.

pain!

Work progress: During the hooking process, 4,000 gold coins were spent to purchase materials.

June 19, light rain.

Chabai's certificate has arrived.

The name is: Li Tiechui.

I was shocked, this name really suits the occasion.

But thinking on the bright side, if people ask me about her origins in the future, they won’t need to say that I picked her up. She is a relative of mine.

Also I have to complain about one thing.

Can people with big butts wear regular pants into thongs?

According to Mr. Victor, the current Chabai is a small electric motor that can leak electricity at any time.

To be honest, I'm not really a gentleman, but... well... anyway, on this matter... I'm so fucking shy...

In fact, I also know that, now I am more proactive...but there is a leakage...wait a little longer.

There is a huge difference between having fun once and having fun countless times.

Brother Qing called me today and discussed going to work at Cairo Comics Club after a while.

Brother Qing helped me a lot, I have to pay it back.

So I had to work overtime to finish the manuscript.

Cha Bai saw that I had been busy all day and said something very strange.

"Geralt the White Wolf, whether in the game or in the novel, plays a character who wants to be loyal to his position, but every time he gets involved in disputes, fights in chaos, and wants to solve the problem, but in the end he ends up A chaotic neutral who ends up bringing trouble to himself.”

"It's very similar to you. From now on, stay out of your own business and focus on safety."

"I'm worried that you will really be like Geralt, always wandering in danger."

This reminds me of Ciri.

She may still be thinking that she hopes to see me take up the faith of a demon hunter again, but I just want to wait for death.

Maybe I really am following Geralt’s path.

Geralt...

Witcher...

Sorceress…

I wonder if the old man’s chair in the space can be replaced with a unicorn.

I glanced at Tombstone Mall.

able!

pain.

Work progress: All the outlines of the drawing are completed, the progress of ancient language is 2%, and the progress of nintaijutsu is 5%.

June 22, heavy rain.

Training, it hurts me to death...

That bastard Marger figured out where I would be every time I came to the corridor.

He put a bear trap there.

He's finished.

Work progress: Blow up the maintenance room.

June 24, sunny.

Wells, you really gave me the money to rob the bank, right?

I almost broke it!

Based on their knowledge of me, they said that I was the mastermind behind a major transnational crime. What a fool! I just suck at drawing!

Fortunately, Cairo Comics Society guaranteed me...

pain.

Work progress: 19% progress in ancient language, 20% progress in ninjutsu.

June 25, sunny.

I have to fly abroad tomorrow.

I was a little worried about Cha Bai, so I introduced her to the aunts and uncles in the Go Club. There is no bodyguard in the world who can compare to an old man or lady who has nothing to do and is full of curiosity.

I told Chabai that just come to the Go club every day. I am the vice president here, and these uncles and aunts are all my subordinates, haha.

But I told her not to mess with this group of people.

All of them are mirror master level creatures.

When I told my uncles and aunts that Chabai was my relative, the look in their eyes was something I will never forget.

Later, my uncle told me: "Incest is wrong."

I……

Work progress: The progress of ancient language is 22%, and the progress of ninjutsu is 30%. The manuscript has been submitted to Brother Qing, and a decoction has been made, which will take two days to cook.

I forgot to say that.

It hurts me so much.

June 26, overcast.

I told Chabai to keep the curtains closed when she is bare-legged in the house.

Also, don’t turn up the speakers too loud for rock music.

She thought I was concerned about her safety.

I was actually afraid that she would commit murder.

In addition, in space, I couldn't help but use [Yakxi's Seal] on Chabai.

She must be hiding something from me, I can feel it.

Judgment difficulty 29.

I voted for 30...

She told me about the Book of Demon Summoners.

Then I heard the whispers of old gods and demons.

It turns out that's why she didn't tell me.

By the time I get my thoughts straightened out, my workload will have to increase again.

pain.

Work progress: 29% progress in ancient language, 36% progress in ninjutsu.

On June 27, the weather turned from sunny to thunderstorm.

The key to "Book of Demon Evocation" is not the skills in it.

"Gate of Hell", "Book of Hell" and "Gate of Hell", which are of the same nature, each represent the hell and demon world in certain scripts, which shows that the birthplace of the devil is essentially the same.

Then the Mirror Master cannot jump out of his true dimension.

Translated into human terms, the devil crushes the real world, but in the illogical fantasy world, the devil itself has weaknesses.

I thought of the Celestial Sphere Conjunction.

Many things remind me that the world is actually connected.

They may have the same hell, connected to each other by various portals and celestial sphere intersections.

So, going to a fantasy world like "Final Fantasy" really might find a way to kill the mirror.

Other than that, it is the content of the "Book of Summoning Demons" itself.

Give the devil the ability to find a host.

I guess that the Mirror Master may have realized a certain weakness in himself because of Geralt's past, that is, after the soul is sealed, it cannot come out of the body and directly find a new host.

The Old God of Bloodborne happens to be a curse that inhabits.

He wanted to use the knowledge of the ancient gods to find a way to break the seal for himself.

At that time, he was so concerned about how to control the power of the ancient gods, so it made sense that he found me as a demon hunter.

That makes sense with the boring bet I made.

Mirror Master is playing a big game of chess.

But the ability of Star Cairo people to skip the steps and present the results directly before our eyes.

"Book of Summoners"...

I must start from here and consider how to reversely use the content of the book to find a way to completely kill the mirror.

The above content is too serious, so cross it out.

Talk about business.

pain.

Work progress: The ancient language is 40% progressed (it’s over), the nintaijutsu progress is 66% (progressing by leaps and bounds, the body’s flexibility has become better), and the new decoction is ready.

June 28, overcast.

Two big things happened.

1. Mr. Victor has upgraded...

He actually made an auxiliary machine for the Yorha Force, one that could shoot lasers.

2. Marjie got another summoning scroll.

He summoned the followers of his mechanical cult into the space.

Dozens of mechanical life forms...

They all became Marco's free hourly workers.

Malger has evolved from a sphincter seller to a druid.

I try not to hit Marger, there are too many others.

It's time to get off the plane.

The diary ends here.

I just remembered that this seems to be an alchemy log...

Forget it, it doesn’t matter.

Burned.

June 29th.

within the space.

Li Nuo was sitting cross-legged on the ground. Don't ask why he wasn't sitting on a folding stool.

In front of him is a newly built sales car.

Marger stood nearby, with a group of kneeling mechanical life forms behind him.

He introduced proudly and passionately: "The new sales car incorporates the energy of magic technology. The acceleration device is twice as good as before. It is equipped with cyber technology's thousands of cannons and howitzers, and it has nitrogen jets on its butt. Device, as well as a special barrage shooting device for mechanical life forms in the Nier world. The mouth on the front of the vehicle can emit laser cannons for mechanical life forms, and there are pop-up steel wings on both sides, which can glide 50 meters in the air."

Li Nuo and Cha Bai stared at each other.

Marger snorted: "The only drawback is that it is still a tricycle and requires manpower."

Li Nuo pointed at the car and asked with empty eyes: "Marjie, please explain to me why the Emil's head on the front of the car was replaced by the cartoon heads of you and Victor?"

Marger: "Is it cute?"

Li Nuo: "I want to stuff you into the sewer."

The group of mechanical life forms raised their heads and stared at Li Nuo with red eyes.

Marjie shrugged his shoulders: "Firstly, it's the brand to inject vitality. Secondly, you don't want everyone to know that this is Emil's sales car, right?"

Li Nuo was speechless.

Marjie consoled him: "Don't worry, after the car starts flying, the BGM it emits is still Emile's song."

Li Nuo was going crazy, why did he leave that magical music behind?

"What about weapons? About that magic technology?" Li Nuo asked.

"Let's use the existing equipment in "NieR" for the time being. Regarding magic technology, I need to find a script to learn from it. That thing is too fantasy." Marger's answer was not unexpected. After all, this thing cannot be without it. Learn from the teacher.

Anyway, with the attitude that as long as you have a car, you can just muddle through this matter.

Li Nuo went to check the decoctions and potions that had been prepared these days.

[Rabbit's onomatopoeic potion: simulates sound, toxicity 15%, duration 1 minute, automatically eliminated after the end, cooling time 3 hours]

[Dragon Knight’s Magic Potion]

[Quality: Excellent]

[Toxicity: 30%]

[Brief description: Causing damage to the enemy will absorb 15% of the damage to restore health and add a temporary armor]

"[Bat Demon Decoction] can retire."

Both cause attacks to restore blood, and [Dragon Knight's Decoction] is more effective.

Moreover, the armor brought by the decoction can offset half of the physical impact.

"Good."

As for that [rabbit’s onomatopoeic potion].

Li Nuo thought for a while, drank it and gave it a try.

Chabai and Marjie were busy with their own things.

Suddenly heard:

"Players please get ready, the mission will begin in one hour."

"Please go to the warehouse to receive your combat gift package. After this mission is completed, you will obtain the realm of the prehistoric Nascent Soul."

The two of them looked towards the place where the sound originated.

"Sometimes I really want to kill you." Marjie's heart trembled.

"Can you stop playing tricks on us?" Cha Bai was helpless.

Li Nuo shrugged his shoulders and said in a systematic voice: "This potion is so awesome... I should cultivate more monsters in the Kingdom of Darkness."

He used to focus on the explosion of remaining blood, but now he has never returned to the path of Lao Yinbi.

It feels so good.

Now the completion rate of nintaijutsu has reached 74%.

Li Nuo unlocked [Melee Combat Advanced].

The flexibility of the body increases, and a new skill [Ninja Feedback] is obtained, which means that the reaction force can burst out in one second, making it easier to dodge.

In addition, he is more familiar with the application of throwing props.

You still need to find a target that can kill you before you know the rest.

Before Li Nuo was about to leave the space, the [Synthetic MOD Poke Ball] shook for a moment.

He picked it up.

The things inside have been synthesized.

Throw the Poké Ball.

A baby dragon with black scales all over its body was released.

In addition, the total length of its tail is less than 5 meters, and it is sleeping soundly with its eyes closed.

[Emile's Mask] Check it out.

Impressive……

【Vampire Dragon】

[Level: lv20]

[Skills: Flame emission, pounce, bite, blood-sucking]

[Attribute: dragon, evil]

[Brief description 1: A baby dragon formed by possessing the recovery power of shadow, the dragon body origin of fire dragon, and being corroded by crystal magic power]

[Brief description 2: Tiamat’s companion, the father of the Melasidian dragon clan, died in a battle with the Allagan army]

[Evolution chain: lv30 blood dragon (with branches) → lv55? ? ? 】

"Isn't the summary 2 talking about Bahamut?"

Li Nuo watched the vampire dragon open its eyes slightly and raised his hand to take it back with the elf ball.

"At least I have a quasi-god level Pokémon in my hand."

The next script is a racing script. Counting Marjie and Long, plus Emil's sales car, they already have three vehicles. The basic preparations in the early stage are sufficient, and the rest is detailed preparation. Those are left to Cha Bai .

Li Nuo glanced at the time and left the space.

Marjie walked out of the maintenance room: "Li Nuo, I got some bullets for bolt guns, which are technology from "NieR". You can try it..."

Cha Bai shrugged his shoulders: "Let's go, he has to do something in Greenland today."

Greenland.

——My name is Mani Fortes, player number 7300. "

——"If what I do can help you, I hope that after you go back, you will go to a small village called Weka in Greenland, Europe, say hello to my alcoholic father, and tell him that your son plans to sever ties with you and not have any contact with you until death. .”

Li Nuo was sitting in the tour guide's car, recalling the above words.

The guide and Li Nuo were from the same country and had settled in Greenland for several years. He was driving in his car and smoking a cigarette and said lazily: "Even if you spend so much money, you have to let me help you get there, buddy. Are you anxious about this?"

"Ah... it's quite important." Li Nuo said, looking out the window at the forest scenery covered with a cold filter, "Repay a favor."

"Oh, it must be a great favor."

"A life-saving grace."

The scenery in Greenland is beautiful.

But there is a hint of loneliness.

The small village of Vika is located in the middle of the woods, surrounded by low snow-covered peaks.

After making inquiries in the village, the tour guide found the Fortes family.

In the thin little house, there sat a bald old drunkard, whose smell of alcohol made the house look like a tavern.

The difference is that he is the only one here.

Li Nuo asked the tour guide to help translate and explain his purpose.

After hearing this, the old drunkard looked at the two of them as if they were fools.

He muttered a few times.

The tour guide looked at Li Nuo doubtfully and translated: "Mr. Fortes has no children in his life."

"What's the meaning?"

"literal meaning."

The old drunkard took a sip of white wine. The look in his eyes at Li Nuo clearly said: "You are sick."

Li Nuo was kicked out.

He froze in place, then clenched his fists.

Player 7300, Mani Fortes, no need to trick them.

Either the parallel time and space is wrong.

Either that...

After the player dies, all traces of the player's existence will be completely deleted.

"Are we really data..."

"What's wrong?"

The tour guide came over rubbing his hands. Li Nuo shook his head, took the white wine he handed over to warm up his body, took a sip, then wiped his lips and said, "It's nothing."

"Did you remember it wrong?" the tour guide asked.

"Maybe." Li Nuo handed the wine back. He didn't like drinking, but now he needed to get rid of the weird feeling.

"Hey...what is that?"

The guide looked above and behind Li Nuo.

"Holy shit..."

Li Nuo turned around and said "Holy shit".

Less than 30 meters above the sky, a flying saucer suddenly appeared.

[The time for the real-life script has arrived]

[Players please do not resist]

A sound came from the system.

Several Cairo stars jumped out of the flying saucer.

They look bad.

He held a weapon in his hand and pointed it at Li Nuo.

"That's it, prisoner!"

"Take it, take it away!"

Before Li Nuo could make any reaction, his vision suddenly went dark.

A few minutes later.

The drunkard old man Fortes walked out of the room, looked at the guide sitting on the ground blankly, and said with disgust: "Why don't you leave?"

The earth guide pointed to the sky and said blankly: "There are... aliens."

And when Foster looked over, there was nothing.

It was as if nothing just happened.

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