The People Walking in Dungeons Are Surely Not Normal

Chapter 851 Give You Twenty Seconds

"Very good," Emily said lightly, "Everyone is very friendly."

Emily emphasized ‘everyone’?

I looked at Cagalli, who pouted and said angrily: "Why are you looking at me like that? I didn't do anything extraordinary while you were gone!"

After listening to Cagalli's words, I suddenly felt interesting and wanted to laugh in my heart, and a smile appeared on the corner of my mouth unconsciously. Then, Cagalli exploded.

Now my state is like this, I am lying on top of Cagalli, and Cagalli is lying on the ground, her pair of strong and beautiful legs clamping my waist, her left arm is stuck in the creaking hole on my left side, and her right arm is She was strangling my neck. Although I couldn't see her expression at the moment, judging from the strength of her limbs, I could imagine that her expression must be ferocious.

I have only one feeling, thought and mood right now, and that is - I want to die, I want to die, I want to die!

"Ahem, let go, I can't breathe!" I slapped Cagalli's slender and strong arm and said weakly: "Do you want to murder your husband?"

"Hurry up and apologize!" Cagalli said fiercely.

"Ahem, I, I apologize, I was wrong, I shouldn't have doubted you."

"Apologize with sincerity!" Cagalli said harder.

"Hang it up, hang it up, if you don't let go, I'm really going to lose my hair."

"Don't listen to him, President," Maggie sneered: "Xiao Yi's face is not even red, and his breath is very smooth, how could he have his pigtails raised!"

"Ah Maggie, you are so cruel. Ah!"

Before I finished speaking, I was severely stepped on by Maggie. The moment I was stepped on, I actually felt a sense of pleasure out of thin air, huh? Am I subconsciously a douchebag?

In the end, Cagalli let go of her arm. Maybe because my body was too strong, she found that she couldn't do anything to me, so she finally had to give up?

Afterwards it was a cheerful barbecue time, and I asked Luo Ji to invite Yang Jiu and the others to eat together.

When Yang Jiao entered the door and glanced at Emily's face, he was stunned. Not only him, but also the men accompanying him all had the same expression, standing at the door blankly.

Uh-huh!

I let out a loud cough, and they just realized it and started coughing too, trying to relieve their embarrassment.

In fact, there is no point in coughing at this time, and Liu Yu's eyes already have murderous aura. Well, if my prediction is correct, Yang Jiu will definitely be beaten up after returning home. Well, he will definitely!

While eating barbecue, I witnessed Emily's frenzied eating state.

One characteristic of our kebabs is that there are several large pieces of meat on each skewer, and the total weight of these large pieces of meat is about one hundred grams.

How much meat can there be in one hundred grams? It is estimated to be about the size of an adult's fist.

It’s such a bold meat skewer that Emily can eat one skewer in three bites!

It doesn’t take more than five seconds to eat a skewer!

And she ate more than forty skewers in this meal!

The most terrifying thing is that after eating more than forty meat skewers, she wiped the corners of her mouth gracefully and said calmly: "Almost 50% full."

Regardless of other people's reactions, I was frightened at the time anyway, and the only thing that echoed in my heart was: Damn. You only eat 10 to 20 percent full every day, right?

Within a few seconds after I expressed my opinion, the voices of Yang Jie and others quietly slipped out.

“Damn, the goddess’ appetite is really big!”

"You don't eat much, can you be called a goddess?"

"It seems that the definition of a goddess is not like this."

"An Xiaoyi said, don't care about these details."

"Yes, An Xiaoyi is right."

After the barbecue party, I sent Emily home.

On the way, I asked Emily: "Do you have a big appetite~"

"Yeah" she said calmly.

"Since you have such a big appetite, why don't you eat more?"

She didn't answer, and still walked quietly.

Sighing, I said: "You don't have to worry about my family's food problem, and you don't have to worry about my guild's funding problem. Even though my guild is small, it may store more funds than your Rose Legion. So, even if you raise A hundred of you won’t have any impact~~~”

As soon as these words came out, I felt inappropriate. Why did it feel like I was supporting Emily?

She turned her head and looked at me quietly for a long time, then said lightly: "Okay."

"What?" I was confused.

"I will eat more next time," Emily said.

"That's right~"

When I got home, I called the guild members in front of me one by one and announced: "Starting from tomorrow, the amount of food will be doubled!"

"Eh?" Cagalli frowned and said, "Xiaoyi, although you are the president, and although our guild has a lot of savings, we can't waste it casually. It's all money!"

"That's right," Barbara cooed without thinking.

"Why?" Phoenix asked in a sweet voice.

As soon as I said this, everyone in the room fell silent, looking at me one by one, waiting for my answer.

I coughed lightly and said, "Because we have one more mouth to eat."

"What?" Billy snorted and said, "Look, maybe Xiaoyi has fallen in love with an elf girl again and wants to join the guild as his wife."

"Huh? What do you mean? Xiaoyi?" The five girls looked at me with half-smiles, and Lilea began to clean the crossbow.

"How is it possible, don't listen to Billy's nonsense, what is that, Gordo!"

"Copy that!" Gordo reached out, put his arm around Billy's neck, and dragged Billy into the room.

"Ah! What are you doing! Let me go! Let me go quickly!" Billy struggled: "I just told the truth! You can't do this to me! I want to redress my injustice! I want to appeal!"

"Hmph~ What do you think I'm going to do? Hmm~" Gordo's eyes were filled with excitement.

"Ah! President! Help! Help!!" Billy howled miserably: "I have been hollowed out now. If this continues, I will die!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

This was the last cry from Billy, followed by a heavy door slam. At the same time, the treehouse reinforced the door to the room and made it soundproof.

Everyone sighed softly and turned their attention to me, especially the five girls, who had already begun to prepare their crossbows and arrows to go to the pond.

"Hey, stop, stop, a gentleman should use his words but not his words. Bah, a gentleman should talk but not his words. Even if he is a death row prisoner, he still has to be given time to explain in front of the court."

"I am not a gentleman." Lilea's starry eyes flashed: "I am a woman."

"Okay, okay, don't worry about women and gentlemen. Can you listen to my explanation first? Give me one minute, no, half a minute, half a minute is enough."

"Okay." Cagalli stopped shaking her arms and said with a half-smile, "I'll give you twenty seconds."

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