This Is Not A Weird Story

Pay attention to each unit, pay attention to each unit. The issue of implementing the work of the returnees who have traveled back to their hometowns is the top priority of this year's work. Profoundly let those who have traveled through time and those who have awakened their abilities feel the warmth of society and the care of the department. Make due efforts and contributions for everyone to build a harmonious society. This is a story of one person opening a restaurant and starting a business on his own in response to the government's call.

Cai Gou traveled through the parallel world where the game flourished and obtained the game entry system. Once you unlock the entry, you can consume the emotional value to redeem the corresponding game. The [Hardcore] entry is unlocked at the beginning. In order to gain emotional value, Cai Gou can only choose to be a bitter player. [Hypoxia]: "In order to play this game, I studied human management, oxygen production, electricity, pipelines, automation and other knowledge in advance. The game is a good game. In fact, it doesn't take much effort on my brain, but it takes more time on my hair!" [Looking for Immortality]: "No, what does this game strategy mean that it will outlive me?" [Civilization 6]: "Play a game at eight o'clock in the evening, and after playing it, you will find yourself at 7:30. A cup of tea, a pack of cigarettes, and one game for a day. Other games can make you money, but this game of yours can make you lose your life!" [Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice]: "I bought this for my child. I made a promise to die once and study for five minutes. Now I have been admitted to Qingbei and I have died many times. The only problem with my child now is that he always looks at the word "death". Cheng Cai Zi!” Although the games produced by Cai Gou are hard-core and make players want to die, when faced with the developer's message "Is it okay?" Vegetable dog! ], the players were firmly divided into two groups. Radicals think the game is not hardcore enough! Conservatives think radicals are too conservative! Seeing that each player was more aggressive than the other, Cai Gou waved his hand: "[Hardcore] You can stop me, but if I unlock the terms [Abstract], [Depressed], [Free], [Real], [World], etc., how should you respond?"

Zhou Yu, who was an unknown 18th-tier artist in his previous life, traveled to a parallel world. He was tired of the life of an artist who had to work all year round. He dreamed of becoming a music dad and making money, reaching the pinnacle of his life, and becoming the godfather of entertainment. So he took up pen and wrote down classic songs such as "Nunchaku", "The Bell in the Opposite Direction", and "Nocturne" and submitted them to artists. However, he was dismissed as a newcomer and his songs were not wanted at all. All new songs were rejected. , the former company boss said this about his songs. "Xiao Zhou, this song of yours is so weird. Is it so popular if you hum it?" "There is also this song. Tears know it. How can Tears know it? No, no, no, let's change it." what's the situation? These are all classic songs, but you don’t want them? There was no other way. In order to survive, Zhou Yu had no choice but to take action in person and participate in a talent show with his rejected new song. Who would have known that Zhou Yu's appearance on the show would become a hit, and his song "Nunchaku" would set off a new rap trend across the Internet! "I'll go! It turns out rap can be done like this!" A "Nocturne" directly made him a god, aspired to the top, and won the Chinese Golden Melody Award! A year later, a reporter asked Zhou Yu: "Excuse me, Director Zhou, why did you choose to enter the entertainment industry in the first place?" "Me? When I wrote the song, no one wanted it, so I just wanted to sing it myself. Who knew I would become a king while singing?"

Travel to a parallel world, become a death judge, and judge all evil people. After each death judge issued a notice, Betta will conduct a bloody and horrible live broadcast of death. At any time and any place, the death trial never ends, and a series of horrific death scenes appear in his live broadcast room.

[Celebrity + Hilarious + Relaxed + Old Sixth] Chu Yunxuan traveled to a parallel world and participated in a talent show called "New Voice Generation". He never expected that in the beginning, the company would make him perform miserably to gain attention. All the viewers thought that Chu Yunxuan, like everyone else, was acting cruelly without any thought to make the audience cry... This guy actually did it in public. Chu Yunxuan: "My parents have been gone since I was a child. It was an old man from the mountains who adopted me." "My grandpa is eighty years old. He rides 40 kilometers every day to the county town to pick up waste to support me." "But one day, my grandfather had a car accident while scavenging, and he passed away..." Halfway through the ordeal, Chu Yunxuan couldn't stand it any longer. "Pfft, hahaha, I'm really sorry, I couldn't hold back my laughter. It was my first misfortune because I didn't have much experience." Chu Yunxuan's laughter stunned everyone. Just when the director team thought there was an accident during the live broadcast and the manager thought Chu Yunxuan was completely finished... No one expected... The popularity of the show actually broke records. "Hahaha! This guy is so interesting." "Brother, I made you miserable, but I didn't make you laugh, hahaha!" "..." Just when everyone thought Chu Yunxuan was just a funny guy trying to create a show effect... An original "Our Love" with explosive high notes completely shocked the entire Internet.

To [Player]: This is the mystery of life and the journey of all things. You will be stronger, become superheroes, and even touch the power of gods. But if it fails, it is death. Because you have embarked on the evolutionary game of the highest sequence! “Isn’t this just embarrassing Darwin?” Li Changhe murmured as he looked at the [player] who came from a distance: “It also embarrassed Newton by the way.” Don’t spray if you don’t like hot blood

In 2006, Xu Xin had a dream. In the dream, he saw a bad entertainment circle. Desperate for gaining a position, and go to great lengths for traffic. “In this case, why can’t we live as a beam of light?” (High-definition, no code, no abuse, no dog blood, character guarantee, feel free to enter the pit)

Ding, physical body suffers fist attack, steel body +1, fighting +1! Ding, suffer a blood attack, blood +1! Ding, suffer flame attack, fire resistance +1! Ding, the steel body is upgraded to an indestructible golden body… Ding, the Immortal Golden Body has been upgraded to the Ancient Origin Body… Jiang Du arrogantly laughed: “I’m not targeting you, I mean everyone here is rubbish, and you refuse to accept and beat me!”

The young man was so ridiculed for his wasted blood aptitude. Once he awakened the supreme bloodline, the dragon flew into the sky! From then on, the geniuses and martial arts giants all bowed their heads, and the nine heavens and ten earth trembled! Condensing the supreme Taoist body to achieve supreme power! One finger penetrates the plane, one sword slashes the galaxy, one thought swallows the starry sky, and holds the avenue for eternity!

"Swallow! Swallow! How can I live without you -" Zhang Haonan, who was reborn before the college entrance examination, shouted loudly to the girl with a look of grief on his face. "Clam?" The girl, who was about to bid farewell to this world with a pale face, was confused. "Your dad charged me 80,000 yuan and sold you to me, and he said he wouldn't give it back even if he died!" "..." [If you are not a single female protagonist, don’t enter if you don’t like it. 】 [This story is completely fabricated and any similarity is purely coincidental. 】

Tang Qing was born again in 2004. He had no funds and missed the initial development of the Internet, and he obtained a banking system where he could borrow money. This is a story of waving banknotes around the world.

Hu Fei, who was framed and framed for corruption and bribery, was disheartened. He inherited everything from a man who lived for ninety thousand years, How much wealth does a man who has lived for 90,000 years have? The house is not a few sets, it depends on how many buildings it is. car? No you have to ask how many car companies there are. yacht? airplane? girl? These are just minor obstacles. He just wants to say that from this moment on, he is a god!