Chapter 501 The Trouble Caused by Being Handsome

It's just that it's inconvenient to live in the town. Otherwise, it would be better to just open a few Datong shops in the town's guest house, which would save them from having to constantly change locations.

You can also receive goods at the pier in the town, but the jellyfish dragged back with a fishing net cannot be landed. In the village, because there is a beach, you can park the boat and drag them one by one to the beach.

The port in the town can only be docked, and there is no beach. Moreover, there is no place in the guest house to cook jellyfish blood and jellyfish brains for them. They can only salvage them ashore and sell them whole. If they die for a long time, it will not be cost-effective.

After coming out of the house, Ye Yaodong took a shower and finished his meal, then planned to go to the latrine to defecate before it got dark.

When eating, the intestines and stomach wriggle there, which is particularly prone to the urge to defecate. He also holds back and waits until he has finished eating before going. Otherwise, if he goes in the middle, he doesn't have to eat when he comes back. If he doesn't vomit, it's already considered good.

He clutched his stomach, held a wad of newspapers in his hand, and hurried to the latrine with a painful expression.

But when they passed a small field on the road, they actually saw a girl from the Lu family talking to a young man standing by a straw pile, and the young man was quite excited.

Gulu gulu~

With his stomach churning, he meowed and hurried to the toilet.

Eating, drinking and having diarrhea is a major event in life!

There was a small dilapidated hut that was not taller than him. There was a small piece of wood in front of it that could barely reach his chest. Anyone passing by could see who was squatting there...

He stood on the two wooden boards with a slight trembling, and felt comfortable after being released. Then he quickly wiped himself off, pulled up his pants, and ran out, all at once.

He had been holding his breath, and his face had turned red. After standing there for a while to catch his breath, he slowly walked back.

Although he lived in the village for ten days, the number of times he went to the toilet in the village was still quite limited. He could do it on the boat and add fertilizer to the sea. He would never drag it ashore to pollute the air.

“The air in nature is so good~”

After sighing with emotion, he put his hands in his pockets, whistled and walked back slowly, treating it as a walk after dinner.

The man and woman who were just beside the straw pile had been forgotten by him, and he had never paid attention to them.

Unexpectedly, just as he walked onto the path again, a person suddenly jumped out from the side and punched him in the face without him being prepared.

Ye Yaodong didn't react slowly after receiving a solid punch. He directly clenched his hand into a fist and punched him back, and greeted his mother and eighteen generations of ancestors.

"You're so stupid, you bite people randomly all of a sudden, I'll beat you to death..."

The man didn't expect that he would react so quickly. He was punched hard in the nose and felt sore for a while, and his nose started to bleed instantly.

He wiped it with the back of his hand and rushed forward again.

"You shameless pretty boy, if you dare to fight back, I will kill you. If you dare to come to our village and act like a hooligan..."

Ye Yaodong dodged his fist, kicked him again, and cursed mercilessly.

"You're a bastard. I'm here to work and make money. You're a gangster who plays tricks on your ancestors. You're a fool. You don't have the ability to pick up girls, so you have to rely on others?"

"You useless coward. Fortunately, people don't take notice of you, and you're not afraid to pee to reflect on your virtues. If you don't have to pee, I will pick it up for you for free. You can pick it up with your mouth." , I’ll rinse your mouth out by the way and wash your smelly mouth.”

"37 is a constant temperature and natural. Although it is not a child's pee, it is still no problem to rinse your mouth..."

When someone scolded him, he would scold him ten times, but he was still sharp-tongued. The scolding man turned red in the face and could only respond with a few rudimentary vocabulary such as *** and cao nima.

The momentum was obviously at a disadvantage.

Quarrel? Of course, the faster and louder the curses are, the longer the sentences are and the more content they contain, the more powerful they will be.

From the first punch to the scuffle between the two, it only took a moment. Lu Mingli was dumbfounded by the man's behavior at first.

After Ye Yaodong fought back, she reacted instantly and ran over to start a fight.

"Don't fight, don't fight, it's just a misunderstanding..."

"What misunderstanding? I called you out and talked to you before, but you were not so impatient. Even if you didn't fall in love with this pretty boy, some people saw you running around delivering food to people..."

"Really not, that's just thanks..."

"Come on...it's just this pretty boy messing around..."

Ye Yaodong also understood the cause and effect of the punch he received, and was so angry that he almost vomited blood.

He who rides on a horse brings misfortune to him. He is so handsome. Do you blame me?

"You are so handsome as a horse rider, do you blame me? You are so ugly and dark as a horse rider, who would like you? You are ugly, so why don't you look good to me?"

"I went there without any self-awareness. I was a pile of black cow dung and I went out of my way to find flowers. Don't think that you can moisturize it if you are fat..."

Lu Mingliang was so anxious that she almost cried when she saw that their clothes were torn and they were still fighting with each other holding their necks.

"Stop talking...stop scolding...it was such a misunderstanding. I only gave it to you for a few days to express my gratitude, but my mother stopped letting me give it to me later..."

"That's because your mother didn't let you give it away..."

"I'll go for it, beauty. You must never want such a narrow-minded man, but just keep this small gesture in mind. If you really marry him, life will be difficult in the future. What the hell." The basin has been thrown on your head..."

"Shut up and shut up..."

"Shut up, mother, you are talking about me. I can say whatever I want. What's more, what I said is the truth. Did it touch your sore spot... It seems that I was right..."

Ye Yaodong was so angry that he would not pay for it with his life.

The veins on the man's arms bulged, his temples bulged, his eyes glared at him fiercely, and the top of his head was almost smoking.

"You can't change your narrow-mindedness even if you stare into it."

"***..."

The man didn't know if he was so angry that he threw Ye Yaodong to the ground, and then sat on him again.

Fortunately, Lu Mingliang came to his aid and pushed the man away. Ye Yaodong took the opportunity to roll on the spot, turned over and rode up, clenching his hands into fists and smashing into the man's face.

Lu Mingliang, who was in the way, also grabbed his hand to prevent him from hitting him.

"Go away, I'll help you teach this bitch a lesson. You can at least tell the difference between right and wrong."

"No, stop fighting, stop fighting..."

Accidentally, Ye Yaodong was pressed on the man's face again.

The two of them rolled around in the harvested rice fields.

The paddy field where the rice had been harvested had long been exposed to the sun-dried ground. The roots of the rice were still in the field. They were rolling in it, and Ye Yaodong grinned in pain.

But it's not as important as a fight, and as long as he's the one riding on top, he's not afraid. It's just that the curse almost hurts.

Lu Mingliang was at the side, trying to dissuade her and help break up the fight, but she couldn't separate the angry two.

It wasn't until the two of them rolled unconsciously into the haystack that Ye Yao stood up from the haystack in panic.

The two also separated.

Lu Mingliang also breathed a sigh of relief and hurriedly ran between the two of them. With her back to Ye Yaodong, she spread her hands and said to the man: "Okay, stop fighting, stop fighting. I told you earlier that it was a misunderstanding. How can you still respond?" Are you thinking wrong? Besides, we have nothing to do with each other, so why do you care about me? "

Seeing that the man was looking at her unwillingly, she had no choice but to soften her tone and say, "It's getting dark. You guys go back to bed quickly. You have to go to sea early at night. Where do you get the energy to fight?"

"Hmph, I have a lot of energy." Ye Yaodong wiped the corners of his split mouth and wiped away the bloodshot eyes.

Seeing Lu Mingliang holding the man tightly to prevent him from rushing forward, he simply dropped what he had wanted to say for a long time.

"I am married, have a wife and children at home, and a big ***."

Then he turned around and left, ignoring the two people who were stunned.

There is no point in continuing the fight. People say that anger can only turn a beauty into a beauty, so who is he? The girl has nothing to do with him, so why would he fight over an unfamiliar woman for no reason?

I didn't get the rabbit and got into trouble. It was really unlucky.

Ye Yaodong covered his aching face and listened to the shouting coming from behind him. He couldn't help but pick up a stone and hit it. It hit the red heart of his head and it immediately swelled.

"They say I have a wife and children, but you are so stupid. Are you sick? You don't have the ability to chase women, so you rely on others to be too good?"

He cursed and walked home. Once he was far away, he could no longer hear the sounds behind him.

Father Ye and others saw that he was just going out for a trip, and when he came back, his face was filled with joy, and his heart could not help but rise.

"Did you get into a fight? Did the villagers give you trouble?"

"Are the villagers looking for trouble?"

Everyone was nervous.

"It's the people in the village who are causing trouble, but they're jealous because I'm too handsome, Mad."

"What do you mean?" they asked in unison.

After he told everyone what happened just now, Father Ye just said, "That's right! I asked you to tell others that you were married..."

"I went and they didn't come to my door again, but I still ran up to them? I'm crazy."

"Hurry up and apply some medicinal wine, otherwise half of your face will be swollen tomorrow."

"I know, you guys should pack up all your things and move in later. You can't stay here tonight. If you stay here any longer, you don't have to leave tomorrow."

End of this chapter