Chapter 671: Making a Show
"Jingyuan, do you have a driver's license? How about driving?"
It's quite a distance to the chicken farm, so of course they won't remain silent on the way. Not long after starting, Kim Jong Kook started to talk while driving, and his target was of course the guest Chi Jingyuan.
But before Chi Jingyuan could reply, HAHA patted the back seat with a dissatisfied look on his face: "Ah, isn't this an unnecessary question? Jingyuan became an adult two years ago, and the car was also on the hot search. Do you watch the news?"
Kim Jong-kook was very dissatisfied with being criticized. He frowned and quickly turned back to glare at HAHA, then turned around and continued driving: "Ah, do you know what a show is?"
"Ah, Mi, I'm so excited to see Jingyuan." HAHA was stunned, immediately raised his hand to apologize, and then poked Chi Jingyuan from behind: "Jingyuan, do you have a driver's license? How about driving?"
"Ha..." Chi Jingyuan was amused by the two brothers singing in unison: "Yes, I got it the year before last. I'm already very skilled at driving, but I usually drive slowly."
"Why?"
"Drive safely." Chi Jingyuan shrugged and said naturally.
He has been driving since he got his driver's license, and his skills are pretty good. However, because there are too many precedents in the circle, he usually doesn't drive too fast when he pays more attention to his own safety. He has also been complained about this by Kim Taeyeon and EXO members, saying that it is a pity for him not to drive such a good car.
"Safe driving is a good habit, it should be like this!" Kim Jong-kook next to him nodded immediately, his expression was very serious, and he seemed to be very supportive. It seemed that he drove a little slower. Then he asked: "Does Jingyuan like fitness? Where do you usually exercise?"
"Ah, don't recommend fitness to people every time a guest comes." HAHA behind complained again.
Chi Jingyuan smiled, raised his eyes and thought for a while, and then said; "As for fitness, it's okay. I usually go to a private gym recommended to me by the company...but I don't go there very often."
"Why? Many idols I know, whether male or female, like to soak in the gym." Ignoring HAHA directly, Kim Jong-kook quickly turned his head and glanced at Chi Jingyuan.
"Because I don't gain weight, it's easy for me to keep in shape, so I just do some daily exercises occasionally... But the members do go a lot, and they work harder than me."
Body management and gyms are indeed a big part of idols' time consumption. Although Chi Jingyuan has a good physique, he also goes to maintain it from time to time. He works out in a private gym opened by a well-known female coach in the industry, and it was a place introduced to him by Park Jae-hyun, which is very close to the company's new building.
Bae Joo-hyun complained to him last time that the gym was a bit far from the company and the dormitory. He has been thinking about whether to recommend his gym to her these days.
"Oh..." Kim Jong-kook nodded in understanding, and after a few seconds, he habitually said: "But it's better for artists to exercise more. I know..."
"Ah~." HAHA behind him started to act up again, and looked at Kim Jong-kook helplessly with his head leaning over: "Brother, Jingyuan has a very good figure, a very famous brand figure. Have you ever seen the news? This is not how you do a show..."
"Ah, you do it! "Kim Jong Kook was upset. Judging from his expression, if he wasn't driving, he would have rushed up to teach HAHA how to do the show.
"Ahem..." HAHA didn't care at all. He cleared his throat, popped his head out from behind, and looked at Chi Jingyuan with a smirk on his face: "Jingyuan, if you were driving to a place to travel now, which girl group member would you most want to sit in your passenger seat?"
Chi Jingyuan, who was constantly laughing at the two of them, suddenly got stuck after hearing this question. He looked at HAHA's head helplessly: "Brother, isn't loveline a variety show style from ten years ago? Why are you still using it in your show now? "
You really know how to do a show.
"Ahaha, retro is popular now." HAHA waved his hand without any shame.
"This is a good question." Kim Jong Kook, who was very angry just now, smiled as if nothing had happened, nodded and appreciated HAHA's question: "Well, who do you want to be in the passenger seat? Or just an ideal type. "
While saying this, he glanced at HAHA in the rearview mirror with admiration, 'You are still good at making programs'.
"Apink? Oh Hayoung? Son Naeun? What about Twice? Nayeon, Sana? Or..." Seeing that Ji Jingyuan couldn't answer for a while, the two of them immediately became excited, and they gave Ji Jingyuan options one after another. As they talked, they started to discuss, and their smiles became more and more sinister.
"As for my ideal type, I still like the type who can play games with me on weekdays." Ji Jingyuan, who has been asked this kind of thing countless times, is already very experienced and will not be asked this kind of question. After a slight pause, he smiled and said it very skillfully.
But to be honest, it is also the truth.
"Games? Let me think about it... I remember Wu Xiarong from Apink likes to play games! I heard that he plays several games very well." Hearing Chi Jingyuan say this, HAHA's eyes lit up after recalling it for a moment: "Jing Have you ever played with her?"
"Ah? Qingia?"
Chi Jingyuan looked back in surprise and shook his head: "No."
Although he was doing a show, he felt better about Wu Xiarong inexplicably.
To him, women who play games are indeed quite attractive...
"So after all these years since your debut, have you ever played with other female idols who like to play games?" Kim Jong Kook interjected and asked.
"Well..." He paused, and a name appeared in his mind reflexively, but he quickly shook his head: "No, because I don't have much time to play games, and..."
As he spoke, he pursed his lips, his meaning obvious.
"Alas." HAHA, who felt that Lalang had failed, sighed, and then immediately brought the somewhat distant topic back: "Then let's choose the co-pilot!"
He would never let go of such a program-effective question.
"Haha..." Jin Zhongguo couldn't help laughing.
"There are many friends who can sit in the passenger seat." Chi Jingyuan blinked, and after thinking about it for a while, he pointed his fingers and said: "Like Taeyeon Noona, Sunny Noona, Yoona in the company Noona and I are all very close seniors, as well as Seulgi, Wendy, and Sulli who are all close friends in the same age..."
This question didn't bother him. He felt that his answer had no loopholes and was already impeccable.
It's just that HAHA and Kim Jong Kook didn't play according to common sense at all. Before he could finish, the two looked at each other and immediately shouted, "It's Taeyeon!"
While Chi Jingyuan was stunned, the two of them instantly understood each other and completely ignored the list of names that followed, and directly assigned the title of ideal type to Kim Taeyeon.
"Then I'm going to call Taeyeon..." HAHA said as he took out his phone and started dialing.
"Brother, do you still have Taeyeon's phone number?" Chi Jingyuan was stunned by his actions.
Although I knew that there would be this phone connection before, the program team initially suggested that I prepare to have a phone call with Wu Xiarong, but EXO fans Ariel were a little agitated and did not like their idols to speculate on LoveLive with others, so after thinking about it, I changed Kim Taeyeon became a well-known good friend in the industry.
But this unfolding was something he didn't expect...
"Of course, when Girls' Generation came last time, Taeyeon and I were still partners." HAHA looked a little proud and raised his head naturally. Soon the call was connected and Kim Taeyeon's voice rang. He said directly Became hands-free:
"Hey Oppa?"
"Taeyeon!" HAHA shouted in surprise, and Kim Jong Kook immediately followed suit: "We are currently filming "Running Man"."
"Guess." Kim Taeyeon's voice on the phone was normal, and she immediately entered working mode.
"Do you know who the guest is this time?"
"Nugu?"
"It's Jingyuan, EXO's Yuan!"
"Wow..." Although Kim Taeyeon screamed, her voice sounded perfunctory: "He went to film "RM" today?"
"That's right, just now, Jingyuan chose you as his ideal type!" HAHA responded and then began to distort the facts, and then he and Kim Jong Kook waited for Kim Taeyeon's reaction with a smile.
"Ah? Qingjia? Hahaha." Kim Taeyeon asked strangely at first, and then laughed calmly a few times, but her tone was unbelieving: "How is it possible? I remember that his ideal type does not like playing games. A girl? He was talking about me last time."
"Ah? What did Jingyuan say?"
"He said I wasn't good at playing games, and then he charged me money when I couldn't beat him. It was no fun at all. It didn't count as playing games at all. He didn't even want to play with me..."
Before Kim Taeyeon could finish complaining, Chi Jingyuan interrupted her: "Isn't that right? Taeyeon, you are..."
"Yeah, you go and recharge too, and no one is stopping you..." Kim Taeyeon seemed a little unhappy and interrupted again.
"I don't..."
"you……"
"Stop talking, stop talking..." HAHA, who originally wanted to flirt with me, saw that the two of them were about to quarrel, and quickly waved his hands to stop it. After comforting him, he smiled and said to the phone in a mean tone: "Don't talk about ideals. Type and play games... Taeyeon, just now Kyungwon chose you as the candidate for "Which girl group member would you like to sit in the passenger seat of when you want to go somewhere?" What do you think?"
"Really?" Kim Taeyeon was stunned for a moment, and then said in an extremely disgusting tone: "Actually, I have no idea."
"Huh?" The reaction this time was completely beyond the expectations of both HAHA and Haha. They looked at their phones in surprise.
"Because he is famous for driving slowly! Hahaha."
"..."
After a while of commotion, the phone was hung up. Kim Jong Kook and HAHA looked at each other. They felt that the content and reaction of the phone call were not what they expected. On the contrary, the difference was very big. They originally wanted to win over each other, but the result turned out to be different. It became a complaint among good friends.
"I told you earlier..." Chi Jingyuan shrugged at the two of them:
"When it comes to programs, loveline is outdated."
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Chi Jingyuan and his team need to get a total of four ingredients, chicken, eggs, milk, and vegetables. Although the quantity is large, it is relatively easy. At least they don't have to go into the mud like Liu Jae-seok's team. When digging crabs, you have to wear protective clothing to get honey from the hive.
Just imagining Chi Jingyuan makes me feel uncomfortable. It seems that the program team actually takes good care of him.
Soon the three-person team was working hard while filming.
In the chicken farm: Chi Jingyuan discovered his target - the little rooster carrying the mark. He immediately pretended that nothing happened and looked to the side, and moved towards the unresponsive little rooster step by step with very light steps. , with a natural demeanor and compact steps, as if he was an extremely skilled predator, toying with his prey wantonly and teasing the fate of his opponent.
Just when he was about to arrive, preparing to catch the target with a hungry tiger, and finish the job of catching the chicken as quickly as possible, a sound of 'Ahhhhhh' suddenly came from the side, and HAHA headed straight towards it like a wild boar. The little cock rushed over, but it had no effect at all. It also allowed the target to escape from Chi Jingyuan's circle like lightning. HAHA, he himself fell to the ground before he could stand firmly.
'Axi...' Chi Jingyuan, who had been brewing for a long time next to him, looked at this brother's performance and couldn't keep his predatory mood. His face was full of shock, but he couldn't help but curse secretly in his heart.
You really know how to put on a show...
The little rooster that could have been easily caught by the pool hunter, with the help of this 'performer', was finally chased dozens of times around the chicken farm by three people. It seemed that he was caught by them because he ran out of energy. Human flesh was surrounded by a net and caught in the net.
When his hands grabbed this little rooster that ran as fast as lightning, Chi Jingyuan breathed a long sigh of relief and felt a strong sense of satisfaction in his heart...
In the dairy farm, Chi Jingyuan listened carefully to the professionals' explanation: "Before milking the cows, you must clean them with warm water and then wipe them clean to avoid bacterial infection."
"When you want to express milk, you need to master some skills. First use your fingers to press to stimulate the secretion of milk. The force should not be too heavy, but not too light, and then pay attention to the rhythm..."
"An Dao! Don't use too much force!"
"It can't be too gentle. Jingyuanxi, are you massaging the cows?"
After listening to the explanation for a long time, Chi Jingyuan thought he had mastered it and started with full confidence. However, he sat down and was stopped by all kinds of people as soon as he started. He spread his hands and listened to the explanation of the professional next to him. Looking at the little cow in front of him, which was wagging its tail leisurely and turning its head to look at him, sweat began to form on his forehead, and he felt an unprecedented sense of nervousness inexplicably.
He never knew that milking a cow could be so complicated...
In the greenhouse of the vegetable field, Chi Jingyuan squatted on the ground and carefully selected vegetables. After selecting the target, he pushed away the weeds and leaves with his hands and then gently picked them. He skillfully put them into the dustpan in his hand while using his sleeves. Gently rub the sweat on your face.
Suddenly, an insect, whether it was a grasshopper or a praying mantis, jumped out from beside him. He was startled, and he almost waved a dustpan filled with vegetables in his hand to fan the insect away...
It wasn't until all the tasks were completed that the three of them got back in the car and drove back. At this time, the camera had been turned off, and the three of them were already out of breath and had no ideas or energy left to think about the show.
After a tiring day, Chi Jingyuan sat helplessly in the passenger seat, fanning himself with his hands.
This show is really physically demanding. I feel much more tired than dancing all day...
But to be honest, there are many things that he would never experience as an idol or in life, which he finds very fulfilling and actually quite interesting.
At least...get the three skills of catching chickens, milking cows, and cutting vegetables!
By the way, I also learned how to make a show...
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By the time they returned to the agreed gathering place, it was already evening. The Chi Jingyuan trio were the last to arrive. As soon as they got off the car and walked towards the crowd, he spotted twice, who was the last guest. Already here, he was busy greeting the PD and other MCs.
Seeing Chi Jingyuan and the others getting out of the car and coming over, Twice's manager quickly came over to remind them, and then three people separated from the crowd and quickly came over to greet them.
"Senior/Oppa Aniha Saiyo..." Kim Dahyun, Park Jihyo and Minatozaki Sasha smiled brightly and saluted Ji Kyungwon and the others, and each handed an album in their hands: " This is our album.”
Compared with Kim Jong Kook and HAHA who immediately took it and nodded in response, Chi Kyung Yuan seemed to be quite familiar with them. He took the "Page Two" from Kim Da Hyun's hand, looked at it up and down, and smiled. Looking at the other person: "What number is this? I can't even put it in my cabinet. Don't give it to me next time."
After the album came out, JYP specially sent him a set of double versions of the album signed by each member. Every time he met the members of Twice on the show, he would also take the initiative to give him another one. In the past month or so, this " Page two》He no longer knew how many there were.
But this kind of handwritten signature album should be quite valuable if sold in a few years...
"Haha..." The three girls laughed immediately. Minazaki Saka looked at him while laughing: "Ani, no, we must give Oppa a gift!"
"Your sales volume is so high, it turns out that this is how you grow..."
Chi Jingyuan made a joke. After greeting and chatting for a few words, they walked towards the crowd together. As he was walking, he suddenly remembered something. He patted his forehead and looked at Kim Dahyun next to him: "By the way, Dahyun, it's my birthday." Thick card!”
Come to think of it, today seems to be this girl's birthday.
"Oh touch!" Kim Dahyun covered his mouth in surprise and looked at Chi Jingyuan in disbelief: "Oppa, you actually know..."
She really didn't expect that Chi Jingyuan actually remembered that today was her birthday. Park Jihyo and Minatozaki Saka next to her were also a little surprised, with their mouths open and their eyes pricked.
"I know."
Chi Jingyuan looked at her and shrugged naturally: "I also prepared a small gift. I'll give it to you later."
He had always had a good impression of Kim Da Hyun, a girl who was usually quite quiet, but had a bright smile and was able to flatter her like a little sister.
When he celebrated his birthday in May, this girl was also one of the people who took the time to send text messages to send blessings. Chi Jingyuan saw it and wrote it down... As a result, if he hadn't seen me appear in front of him, he would have I almost forgot.
"Hey, Kang Sang Mida." Jin Daxian grinned happily and thanked him happily.
After hearing this, HAHA and Kim Jong Kook who were standing next to them also gave polite blessings, causing Kim Da Hyun to quickly salute and thank him.
Then several people walked over there while chatting. Kim Dahyun followed behind, smiling happily with his mouth closed, and the ball tied to his head swayed.
After walking over, Chi Jingyuan immediately felt several glances. For example, Zhou Ziyu, who was smiling and listening to the chat, Mingjing Nan and others looked directly over. After exchanging glances with Chi Jingyuan, several people They saluted and said hello together.
After Twice arrived, the entire set was very lively. Faced with beautiful and fresh little girls, and Twice has become an undeniable trend recently, although they are still a new group, the people in the program team were very enthusiastic.
After the PD gave a brief explanation, the program continued to record. Everyone in Twice stayed where they were, while Chi Jingyuan followed the running team back to the center of the lawn and began to summarize today's tasks.
After a series of verbal interactions and announcing that the white team won the first half, the PD began to guide the guests to the stage.
"Everyone worked really hard to get the materials today."
"For all of you who are working hard, we have specially invited volunteers to cheer up for you!"
Following his introduction, amidst the applause and cheers of all the MCs, nine Twice people ran over from fifty meters away and entered the camera. After running over and giving each MC a high-five, they each wore white and blue bright-colored revealing clothes. Wearing cheerleading uniforms, she stood in a row in front of the camera:
"One in a million, anihasay, twice a meter!"
"Oh oh oh..."
"so cute!"
"Naomu Naomu plops!"
Several male MCs were going crazy, shouting and yelling in a show of dignity, as if they had seen their own goddess.
But they were shouting, and Liu Zaishi suddenly looked at Chi Jingyuan and asked, "Twice is here, why doesn't Jingyuan look very excited?"
"Ah?" Chi Jingyuan, who instantly felt that everyone was staring at him, was stunned for a moment. The hands that had been placed on both sides of his body immediately clapped twice in front of him, blinked, and thought a little perfunctorily. To express a feeling of excitement: "I'm so excited."
It's just that the feeling he gave people... was extremely calm and a bit perfunctory.
We have seen him so many times, and it was already a big honor to perform when he came out just now, so how can he still be excited?
"Hahaha..." Liu Zaishi and other MCs started to cheer when they saw him like this and pointed at him. Several people from Twice immediately laughed in cooperation. Mingjing Nan turned his head and looked at the baseball cap that was worn backwards on the pool. , some naughtily clapped along.
"I guess he is too tired to speak." HAHA next to him said a word of help.
“Then we start dividing the teams into teams, and the color of the sticker at the bottom of the drawn spoon is the final team.”
“Start from Jeongyeon.”
Soon the PD brought up a small bucket with nine spoons inserted in it, and began to divide the nine members of Twice into teams for the waiting part of tearing off the name tags. Yu Dingyan took the lead and pulled out the first spoon, showed the white sticker, and applauded was assigned to the white team.
Then, Minazaki Sasha, Kim Dahyun, Nai Min...
When Zhou Ziyu arrived, a group of male MCs suddenly became nervous. They all seemed to want to team up with her. They all leaned over to see the results of her draw. Chi Jingyuan stood there and looked at the scene speechlessly. A diligent man who is admired and looked down upon by the crowd.
When Mingjing Nan picked a spoon just now, all these people were normal and their reaction was not strong at all. It was Chi Jingyuan who took the initiative to go up and give her a high-five and welcome her to the white team.
Zhou Ziyu, who was surrounded, was very calm. He smiled and pulled out a spoon. When he saw the blue sticker below, he pretended to say "Ah", which instantly caused Lee Kwang Soo of the blue team to start celebrating excitedly, and HAHA Kim Jong Kook. Then he walked back dejectedly.
The groups were soon divided. In addition to the original four members, Ji Jingyuan, HAHA, Kim Jong-kook, and Song Ji-hyo, the white team also included Twice's Yu Jeongyeon, Kim Da-hyun, Ming Jingnan, and Park Ji-hyo.
The others were all from the blue team, including Zhou Ziyu, who Ji Jingyuan felt had bared her fangs at him just now, and Lin Nayeon, who glanced over from time to time with a slightly sharp look.
This team has already won...
Just thinking about it, the nine members of Twice exchanged positions according to their groups. A breeze blew by, and Ji Jingyuan glanced to the side, Ming Jingnan stood next to him very naturally.