My Summons Are Weird

Chapter 43 43 The Reason Why I Like Dolls

Chapter 43 43. Reasons for liking dolls

Restoring Lulutis to her original body was the highest priority in Lu Yu's plan.

Carrying her around all day long, and not being able to cover up an emergency situation will only increase trouble.

"Okay, I promise you, but I need to know, what exactly do you need me to do, just to mock them and make them hate me?"

"You only need to act in your true colors. You can mock the servants of nobles as "vulgar stinky dogs" even if you are unfamiliar with the place. You are full of superiority when talking to Drake and Andrew..."

Yas III smiled and said: "The Marquis only needs to show off his style in his own territory, and they will naturally feel offended. Of course, this is not enough. I hope they will be angry so that they cannot keep a calm mind to think carefully." Think carefully.”

"When the time comes, I will send someone to fan the flames and guide the topic to the main point. As long as you push them into the trap, the party will be successful."

"When you leave later, the team leader will take you to see a few helpers and remember their faces. They will assist you in all aspects tonight."

Seeing that Yas III had made all arrangements, Lu Yu nodded.

Yas III picked up a glass of water and took a sip. He had no intention of ending the conversation. Instead, he tapped the armrest of the chair rhythmically with his fingers, as if he was thinking about something.

After a while, Yas III said with some embarrassment: "You told old Drake your travel experience, but he recited it very boringly..."

Lu Yu suddenly realized that his feelings were treating him as a storyteller.

So he retold the story he told Old Drake before, and also included several DLC contents, which were all considered as bonuses.

Ailan, who had a stern expression, originally focused on Lu Yu, but as time passed, like Yas III, he became immersed in Lu Yu's "travel stories".

As Old Drake said, this area of ​​Yas is surrounded by powerful monsters. Human beings are just a corner, and often no one will visit for a long time, let alone someone like Lu Yu who comes from an extremely distant country. noble.

A story heard from a knowledgeable person is completely different from a story told by an ordinary adventurer.

Yas III still had more to say, but the time had already reached noon, and he had to return to the palace to prepare to summon the cronies of the southern lord who would visit in the afternoon.

Yas III knew that Lu Yu had been acquiring various magic cores recently, and also learned about his physical injuries from Old Drake, so he specially prepared some gifts that were beneficial to his magic power.

But just when he was about to reward him, there was a rapid knock on the door.

Ailan walked to the door, took a letter and handed it to Yas III.

After listening to Lu Yu's story, Yas III, who was in a very good mood, glanced at the red paw prints on the letter and frowned.

After opening it and reading it, my face was filled with dark clouds.

Lu Yu felt that the atmosphere in the room was gradually becoming depressing, so he stood up and was about to leave.

Yas III did not stop him, but tried his best to smile and let Ailan send Lu Yu out of the door.

It wasn't until Yas III and Ailan were the only two people left in the room that Ailan, who had been silent the whole time, asked in a low voice what happened.

"The lords of the southern region, led by Nott, began to mint coins privately."

Ailan's hand shaking as he poured tea for Yas, spilled the tea on the desk.

The letter paper was clumped into a ball by Yas III, and the joy of finally replenishing it from Lu Yu was gone.

Yas III, who had a tense face, exhaled a sigh of relief after a long time and put the piece of waste paper on the table.

"Actually, I just wanted to ask Lu Yu about his views on lordship and centralization..."

"Why didn't your Majesty ask?" Ailan followed the words obediently.

"Because I figured it out. He himself is the Marquis of Seris, a pioneer on the border and a pioneer of the empire. A young marquis who can be given the right to develop by a monarch is probably also a confidant of King Seris."

"As a lord, will he betray his position?" Yas III asked.

Yas walked to the window with his hands behind his back, looked at the servants not far away who were as busy as ants, and smiled.

"I can't control Lu Yu. He is free and does not belong to this land."

"But you lords, it's time to shed some blood."

Lu Yu, who was arranged to rest in the room, slept until nightfall. It was not until Andrew knocked on the door that he woke up drowsily.

I saw Lu Yu still wearing a white shirt, sweatpants, and carrying a bulging backpack...

Andrew was surprised.

"Lord Lu Yu, is this the way you dress up?" Andrew said quickly, "There are still a lot of clothes in the dressing room at home. Can I find someone to help you dress up again?"

Lu Yu took a look in the mirror and thought there was nothing wrong with this outfit.

For such an occasion where a noble attends, his outfit is particularly eye-catching, and it directly lowers everyone's dignity, which will definitely attract the stupid young people to criticize him.

My purpose tonight is to find fault with others, so naturally I welcome others to find fault with me.

He didn't care what Andrew thought, he pushed him out and asked him where he could get some food.

Lulutis ate a bowl of noodles with Sigrid's help before going out, but for lunch she only ate two fruits on the plate in the room.

Now extremely hungry, Lulutis felt aggrieved as she sent "Gululu" in the chat room.

"I want to return to my human form quickly, but it's too uncomfortable to hide in my backpack every day."

"Then you have to pray that the potion ingredients will be successful once they are gathered, and the effect will be correct." Lu Yu replied in the chat room.

"Don't talk about this, let's find a place where no one is and find me some food. I'm really hungry!"

Seeing a dining cart passing by Andrew, Lu Yu hurriedly called a halt.

"Are you hungry, Marquis? These are just pastries. There are many delicacies in the main hall of the party. There is no need to put them in your backpack, right?"

Andrew was stunned. Lu Yu actually swept the dining cart, took some of each pastry, and stuffed them all into his backpack.

Just looking at this behavior, Lu Yu doesn't look like a marquis at all, but more like a hungry person who has never seen food. It's really too cheap.

Is this still the Lu Yu who was arrogant and superior when he talked to him before?

After the waiter left, Lu Yu educated Andrew seriously.

"You know what your Majesty asked me to do. If I don't pretend to be a little vulgar, how can I make them feel superior? If they don't feel superior, how can they have the idea of ​​mocking me?"

"In order to get into the role as soon as possible, I decided to start acting now."

Andrew nodded, not quite understanding, but still asked in confusion: "Didn't your Majesty ask you to take the initiative to laugh at them?"

"In the matter of pulling hatred, if you take the initiative to attack, others can hide. But if the other party takes the initiative to attack, I fight back, he can't retreat, understand!"

"It seems that I understand..."

Lu Yu didn't expect Andrew to understand. Andrew didn't know how to pretend or fish at all. He couldn't even be a noble.

Lulutis's evaluation of Andrew was very correct.

He was suitable to be a magician and focus on his hobbies, but he was not suitable to be the head of a family and manage the family.

He was kind, although his kindness had obvious class restrictions.

It's like he let his slaves have a full meal every day. Compared with other nobles, he is a great kind person. However, jumping out of this perspective and looking at it from the perspective of Lu Yu, a foreigner, he is just a slave owner.

Whether a slave owner is kind or not, he will eventually protect his property and choose to persecute slaves.

But when talking to Lu Yu of the same class, he is a hot-blooded guy with a dull mind and a strong sense of justice, a humble and polite child.

This is the shackles of identity, a stigma that he cannot escape from as he was born in an aristocratic family.

Lu Yu is very puzzled by Old Turner. Doesn't he know what his son is thinking and what kind of brain he has? The Turner family is not without other heirs, why do they grab this guy and force him to move in the direction they expect?

Let him take over the family, but he won't be able to get along with everyone. With just this little bit of passion and sense of justice, he will be crushed into powder by other nobles in minutes.

After thinking about it, Lu Yu can only tell himself that Old Turner firmly believes that Andrew is growing very fast and will transform into what he wants.

But now it seems to be difficult. Today, he is the only one who was called by Yas III to talk alone.

Because he wanted to introduce to Lu Yu who the agents for tonight's party were, the cavalry captain also told him that Andrew's task as an agent tonight was to pick up girls and try to ensure that he had beautiful women around him.

But Andrew told Lu Yu that he didn't know how to deal with girls, and he was very nervous and afraid of messing up.

What a ghost, you are a handsome guy after all, it shouldn't be difficult to hook up with a girl after a little acting, why are you so unconfident?

"Last time I talked to the little daughter of Viscount Raul for an afternoon and taught her how to deal with goblin attacks, and then she never paid attention to me again."

"How did you teach her?"

"Just... teach her how to cut off the goblin's weapon-holding hand and then behead it as quickly as possible."

"..."

"After I talked to Baron Leilan's eldest daughter about our tactics for slaughtering goblins, she also ignored me."

Lu Yu covered his forehead and complained in his heart.

No wonder Andrew likes to play with large-sized figures such as dolls, and he tried his best to transform dolls that meet his own aesthetics.

It turns out that you, Andrew, also had a history of love before, but you were frustrated one after another, so you plunged into the pit of figurines.

"Can you turn off the microphone when you eat? Why is my head full of the sound of your eating broadcast!"

When Lu Yu was chatting with Andrew, ASMR never stopped in his mind.

"Oh, sorry, hiccup~~~"

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