Chapter 97 I'm so Handsome, Why Don't I Know?

Tsunade was stunned for a moment, then turned his head to look, and saw a white-haired boy rushing towards him angrily, and beside him were two boys who couldn't be dragged.

Orochimaru and Aokiji respectively: "Jiraiya, calm down."

Ji Lai also roared: "Calm down, my heart is so cold, why don't you calm down."

Kato Duan was also taken aback when he saw the three of them.

"Why are you here?"

Tsunade said in surprise.

The three of them were silent, they couldn't say that they were following Tsunade, they were afraid of being beaten.

The short-sighted Kato Duan joked: "It seems that your friend may have been eavesdropping on our conversation since just now."

Tsunade's face darkened, and he glanced at the three of them, and finally fixed on Jiraiya, thinking that this bad idea must have come from Jiraiya, she knew it too well.

"Then let's talk, I won't stay here any longer."

Kato Duan realized that if he continued to stay here, he would be at risk of being a light bulb, so he simply left with a sense of humor.

The impression has already been planted, and then I will slowly wait for the opportunity in the future.

Jiraiya stared fiercely at Kato and left.

Tsunade blocked Jiraiya's sight, and said coldly: "Tell me, why did you follow us, and even bring..."

Having said that, Tsunade involuntarily glanced at Aokiji, and softly called out his name, as well as Orochimaru beside him.

Jilai also turned his face sideways and whistled twice, indicating that he didn't know anything.

"Oh, don't tell me."

Tsunade clasped his fists and swung his knuckles, creaking, murderous aura exuded from his body, and his two eyeballs were shining.

Ji Lai also admitted his cowardice in an instant, knelt down directly, and honestly confessed all his affairs, and by the way, he also sold everything about Orochimaru.

"You idiot, I've said it all, that's a friend, not me."

Tsunade cursed, and glanced at someone vaguely, seeing that he didn't respond, he secretly heaved a sigh of relief, and at the same time, felt resentment in his heart.

I've been confessed, why don't you guys be in a hurry.

Are you not afraid that I will run away with others?

hateful.

But it doesn't matter, the book "Guide to Love" said.

It's good if you can't get it.

There is a vivid example in the book, for example, the sense of accomplishment that your parents give you is completely different from the sense of accomplishment you get from the casino.

Even if she worked so hard to win one or two taels in the casino, the pleasure she would get would be more pleasant than someone directly giving him ten thousand and two taels.

The same is true for the relationship between men and women in the app. It should start to be a little colder, because in this way, the love that will arise later will become extremely passionate.

The principle is somewhat similar to the first suppression and then the rise.

Tsunade is well aware of this.

Probably because I didn't feel too much about Aokiji before, but after I really fell in love with him, I became hopeless.

Moreover, there is another advantage of doing this, which will create a sense of anticipation, looking forward to what kind of behavior the other party will make after conquering the originally cold object.

On the contrary, those who came up very enthusiastic, it is hard to imagine how intense the enthusiasm will be after the two get tired of being together.

Because I got too much love at the beginning, I didn't have any sense of expectation.

Criticism by name here comes from nowhere.

It was so scorching hot at the beginning, it was hard to imagine how lively it would be later.

boring.

Therefore, a performance like Aokiji's, on the contrary, just followed Tsunade's wishes.

To him, the more he doesn't care about her, the more Tsunade likes her, and the more he looks forward to Aokiji's confession in the future.

All in all: just one word: like

At this time, Aokiji didn't know what to say, so he chose to shut up. Silence is golden.

Zilai also expressed his disbelief: "You said you want to protect your friend's privacy, so let me put it another way, you should have seen that man."

Tsunade said with a guilty conscience: "Of course."

Zirai was not relentless, and vowed to find out, even if he was beaten by Tsunade: "Then you can introduce that man to us, and then I will trust you."

Qingzhi's fingers trembled slightly, he felt guilty.

Fortunately, at this time, everyone's attention was on Jiraiya and Tsunade, and they didn't notice his abnormality.

Tsunade snorted, "Why, I have to explain it to you."

"If you don't explain it, it means that you have a guilty conscience. That means you have a sweetheart."

Tsunade smacked his tongue secretly, if he didn't give an explanation, he felt that Jiraiya would continue to pester him endlessly in the future, and it would be embarrassing if he found out that she liked Aokiji.

"He is not from this village."

Tsunade withdrew the lie.

Ji Lai also said that he would not be so easily fooled, and asked, "What does he look like?"

Tsunade was taken aback.

If he said he hadn't seen it, he must have felt that he was lying to himself.

"Quickly answer." Jiraiya urged, and did not give Tsunade time to react, but if Tsunade hesitated, it meant it was not credible.

"What's the hurry, I'm not organizing the language."

Tsunade considered the language: "

Her beloved, white and red, surpasses ten thousand people.

His head is pure gold.

His hair was thick and drooping, black as a raven.

His eyes are like doves' eyes by the brooks, washed with milk, and fit.

His cheeks are like a fragrant flower bed, like a vanilla table.

His lips are like lilies, dripping with myrrh.

His hands were like golden tubes inlaid with beryls.

…………

…………

(Bible - Song of Solomon)

Not to mention Zilai was also dumbfounded, Aokiji himself was dumbfounded when he heard it.

Have you made a mistake?

How the hell is this me?

Tsunade, don't you think highly of me?

And you wrote poems for me.

Alas, the sinful charm.

But having said that, Tsunade's arrogant look is really cute.

Who can resist such a woman.

Qingzhi's mentality suddenly thumped twice, but fortunately he tried his best to cover it up, so he didn't see it.

Damn, this is a heart-pounding feeling.

"It's a lie, how could such a person exist?"

Although Jiraiya couldn't understand, he yelled, "And how you describe it so neatly, it's almost as if it was prepared in advance."

"If you don't believe me, my friend told me about it. I just read it out of a gourd."

Tsunade looked at Jiraiya's eyes, Ruoyou Ruowu moved slightly, and glanced at someone: "If there is nothing else, I will go first. As a companion, I advise you, don't be full of thoughts all day long. It’s peachy waste, it’s better to go to training if you have time, don’t know if you step on the detonating talisman and die someday.”

"Wait, Tsunade."

Tsunade ignored him, left quickly, and returned home, until the suppressed emotions spewed out at this moment, Xiafei's cheeks were steaming like boiled crabs.

Ah ah!

Dying, dying! ! ! !

She actually read out the poem imitated according to the style of the poet in front of her mouth.

And still in front of Aokiji.

Fortunately, Aokiji himself doesn't know.

In case, he knows, it doesn't mean that he likes Aokiji very much.

Even to the point where she is willing to write poems for him, wouldn't she always be manipulated by this guy, Aokiji?

She also knew that it was strange for her to look like this.

But she refrains from paying attention to which damned man she likes.

Tsunade washed her face twice to calm down her feverish brain, and then she opened the love guide, looking for a plan for reference.

After a few pages, she saw a line of writing.

Keywords: birthday.

Tsunade raised an eyebrow and nodded in agreement.

As an important day in a person's life, birthday is indeed a relatively important day.

If the delivery is good, maybe the green pheasant can be sent away in one wave.

She has known Aokiji for so long, and she has never seen him seem to have a birthday.

If she gave him a birthday present, Aokiji would be so moved that he would confess his love to her.

To understand this, Tsunade randomly started looking at birthday presents.

etc.

Tsunade held his head in his hands, and suddenly realized that he knew nothing about Aokiji, not even the date of birth.

How about a birthday present?

Want to ask?

As soon as this thought came up, Tsunade quickly vetoed it.

In this way, wouldn't it seem too deliberate?

When it comes to giving birthday presents, it's best to give them casually.

Tsunade pondered for a moment, and said to himself: "In short, let's figure out Aokiji's birthday first."

ps: make up the day before yesterday