Chapter 92 The Worst Thing Has Happened

Tsunade, who wanted to understand this, nodded vigorously to cheer himself up, and then, like a ballet dancer, he walked around in a circle and came to the mirror.

The girl in the mirror is twelve or thirteen years old. She has golden hair, a round oval face, whiter skin than snow, water-cut autumn eyes, pink and round lips, and the corners of her mouth are slightly raised like flowers blooming.

Looking at herself in the mirror, Tsunade nodded and showed a cat-satisfied smile, she was still very confident in her appearance.

There is no problem above the neck, then other parts, Tsunade nodded slightly.

If you look down and see your toes, you have a flat chest.

('Д`)

"Big has big difficulties, small has small benefits..."

The girl with double A speed rubbed a certain part of her body with her hands, and there was endless depression in her long sigh.

Tsunade drooped her face, as if she had eaten two catties of arsenic, and her face was full of sadness. Her parents outside the room asked her to eat, but she was not in the mood to eat.

She dragged her two arms, left home, and wandered the streets like a lonely ghost.

"Tsunade……"

A familiar and annoying voice came from all the way behind him, and Tsunade knew who it was without turning his head.

At this moment, she was feeling silent about her double-A panel, she was not interested in answering it, she turned a deaf ear to it, and walked forward on her own.

The owner of the disturbing voice behind him persevered, walked around in front of Tsunade, his teeth gleaming, and said to Tsunade with a refreshing smile: "What a coincidence, Tsunade."

Tsunade gave him a speechless look: "Whatever, Zilai."

Jirai didn't say anything about himself, seeing her with a sad face: "Tsunade, you look weird today."

"Ah... do I look weird?"

Tsunade thought it was probably because of the panel, so it happened.

"Yeah, it looks cute."

Zilai also laughed hehe.

Tsunade put his palms on his forehead, rolled his eyes, and sighed as if he couldn't stand it: "If there is nothing else, then I will leave."

Zilai also hurriedly said: "There is something to do."

Tsunade pulled away his sad face, straightened his face, and adjusted to his usual expression: "If it's the 54th confession, I don't want to hear it."

"Tsunade, you really are not good at expressing yourself."

Jiraiya is as thick-skinned as a city wall, absolutely impossible to pierce even shuriken and kunai.

Tsunade snorted, not wanting to listen to his nonsense, stepped forward with long milky white legs, and wanted to leave.

Zilai also said repeatedly: "Don't go, I have a question for you."

"What's the problem?" Tsunade stopped and listened to his nonsense.

"What constellation are you in?"

Hearing Jiraiya's unreasonable words, Tsunade was taken aback for a moment, thought for a while and replied: "I remember I was born on August 2nd, so it should be considered a lion costume. Why, is there any problem?"

Zilai also laughed and said, "Then do you know what constellation I am?"

"Toad?"

"There is no such constellation in the twelve constellations of the zodiac." Jiraiya said speechlessly, "Why don't you guess again?"

"Satyr?"

Ji Lai also shook his head: "No, no, let me tell you, I tailor it for you."

Tsunade:……

If given the chance, she would really like to use a scalpel to dissect it, to find out what ingredients make up Jiraiya's skin.

"Well, my confession just now was not bad."

Tsunade didn't even bother to call him an idiot, so he just left.

Jilai also followed behind her, always licking the dog: "Tsunade, I have worked so hard, just give it a chance."

Tsunade didn't want to talk to Ziraiya, just about to speed up his pace, he seemed to think of something suddenly and stopped.

Seeing this, Jiraiya was overjoyed, and pretended to be affectionate: "Haha, Tsunade, you finally figured it out, are you dating me?"

Tsunade said unceremoniously: "Toad wants to eat swan meat, wishful thinking."

Zilai also feels wronged: "It's too much, you actually compare me to a toad."

"Okay, okay, stop talking nonsense, anyway, it's not the first day you've been compared to a toad, so I'm going to ask you something."

"Uh, what is it?"

It was rare for Tsunade to ask for advice, and Jiraiya was also surprised.

Tsunade's pupils flickered, he hesitated for a moment, and asked through gritted teeth, "What type of girls do you guys generally like?"

Ji Lai also looked stunned: "Why do you ask this?"

"I have a friend who is not good at expressing words, would you like to ask me to ask?"

"Friend, who?"

"It's none of your business." After Tsunade finished speaking, he might feel that there was a problem with what he said, and added: "I have an obligation to protect the privacy of my friends."

"That friend can't be you."

Ji Lai also became vigilant, using a half-joking attitude to find out the truth.

Many truths are spoken half-jokingly, in order to give myself leeway.

He is a stickler in other aspects, but Zilai, who has rich experience in talking about wars on paper, is still quite sensitive to this aspect.

"Hmph, boring."

Tsunade asked, "Did you see Aokiji come back?"

"Not yet? It seems to be still doing the task of catching pets. What's the matter?"

"When he comes back, I'll ask him."

"Don't worry, you can just ask me about this kind of thing. I'm an expert." Zilai also rubbed his hands, and talked eloquently: "According to the Pythagorean theorem, I think most boys like big boys." Ass and boobs."

"What is the ditch theorem?"

Tsunade sounds like some kind of academic research.

Jiraiya smiled and began to elaborate. After Tsunade listened, he frowned and strongly condemned: obscene. "

Having said that, there is some truth in what Zilai also said, after all, a certain person often talks about this matter. '

Jilai also finished explaining the "grooves" theorem, and by the way, he also talked a lot about dressing.

After saying this, he glanced at someone, only to see that the other person lowered his eyes and seemed to be thinking about something.

At this time, Tsunade seemed to notice the gaze cast on him, and Tsunade gave him a fierce look: "What are you looking at?"

Ji Lai also quickly waved his hands, denying it.

Tsunade scorned + condemned: "You guys are really nasty."

After finishing speaking, Tsunade shook his head, walked away with big white legs.

This time, Jiraiya did not keep up unexpectedly, and silently watched Tsunade go away, with snot in his nose and tears in his eyes, he was broken in love...

A few days later, the weather was hot.

Aokiji returned to the village after completing the task, with a dry mouth, and really wanted to find a place to sit down, order a cup of tea, and moisten his throat.

On the way, I ran into Zilaiye by chance, and saw the other party showing a sad face, as if he had lost love.

When he saw the green pheasant, it was as if he had met a bosom friend, and a ray of sunshine peeked out from the dark clouds: "You are back."

"What happened?"

"that……"

"Wait, I'm dying of thirst. I'll go have a cup of tea first, and you can talk about it slowly."

Jiraiya: ...

………………

sweet shop.

There are two plates of three-color meatballs and two cups of tea on a square table.

Aokiji and Jilai also sat facing each other, holding a cup of tea, he blew on the mouth of the cup: "Tell me, what happened."

Since I came here, I feel like I am mourning my concubine, and I am not in the mood to eat: "I am broken in love..."

"You guy has never been in love, how can you have a broken love?"

Qingzhi didn't take it seriously, and took a sip of the tea, feeling that it was quite delicious, and then drank it all in one gulp.

Jiraiya also said angrily: "It's Tsunade, this guy has someone he likes."

"Ahem..."

Aokiji's eyeballs almost popped out, and a sip of tea stuck in his throat, coughing and choking to death.

"what's the situation."

Jiraiya sighed quietly, secretly saddened, and told everything about meeting Tsunade a few days ago.

"What did you say!"

Aokiji turned pale with shock, slapped his palms on the table again, and got up abruptly with a swipe.

Ji Lai also gave him a strange look: "It's not that you are broken in love, why are you so excited?"

How can I not be excited!

Sure enough, what he was most worried about happened.