Chapter 351 I Stand for This CP!

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Reba was shy and angry, and refused to admit defeat and asked for another large-scale joke.

Jiang Siming spoke very bluntly, dreaming of her, and wet his pants.

When the audience heard it, they laughed and scolded it for being too dirty.

But I didn't expect Jiang Siming's answer to be scared to pee because he dreamed that Reba was removing makeup in a dream.

Reba was furious, but the audience laughed.

It's been a long time since I had a very interesting guest in a variety show. Many viewers who just want to watch it for a while and then change the channel have not touched the remote control for a long time.

The viewership rating of the show is also rising steadily, and it has reached the position of 2.5. You must know that the chicken strips were only 2.0 at the beginning of the broadcast, and now the effort has risen to 2.5.

Don't underestimate this 0.5.

Many people do not know how the ratings are calculated.

The audience rating is actually the number of people watching a program (or the number of households) / the total number of viewers (or the total number of households).

That is to say, taking all the TV markets together, it is 100 percent.

All the TV stations broadcast day and night, all vying for these 100 points.

As for how many stations? Time for science.

There are more than a dozen CCTV alone, cctv1 to cctv10, plus news channels, opera channels, children's channels, music channels, sports channels, etc., there are almost twenty.

Next up is National Television.

National Satellite TV refers to a station that can be watched anywhere in China now.

Hunan Satellite TV, Zhejiang Satellite TV, Jiangsu Satellite TV, Dragon TV, Beijing Satellite TV...

And so there are more than thirty.

Finally, there are local stations and overseas stations, all of which add up to more than 100.

These more than 100 TV stations have seized these 100 spots, and it is conceivable that there must be more monks and less flesh.

CCTV alone took at least half of it, and another 20 points were divided between local and overseas stations.

There are only 30 points left for the National Satellite TV to grab. How many guns can be shot depends on the ability of each TV.

So adding this 0.5 is already a big improvement.

At present, the highest ratings are in Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Hunan, both of which are close to 3 points.

Hunan TV is a fast book, and this episode spent a lot of money to invite many big names to be guests.

And Jiangsu and Zhejiang Satellite TV is the trump card against the trump card, not only the favorite TF of the post-00s, but also the famous comedian Song Xiaobao and the male god Chen Weiting.

It can be said that both sides have made great efforts, and naturally the ratings will not be low.

Jiang Siming also quickly ate his own fruit. Watching Jiang Siming eat pieces of cut cake with a bitter face, the audience laughed happily and called you skin!

However, the appearance of Jiang Siming's bulging cheeks has melted the hearts of countless girls, and the Yanzhi Party has risen! And it's going to soar!

After eating most of the cut cakes, Jiang Siming decisively gave up the task and changed the task with Yue Yunpeng.

But he didn't expect Yue Yunpeng to pit him. He helped Yue Yunpeng eat more than half of the cakes, but Yue Yunpeng didn't help Jiang Siming move a thing.

The audience was even happier. It seems that this new guest is going to be incarnated as Sha Yi, and it is starting to be unlucky. It depends on how you move so many goods.

The portable PT suggested that Jiang Siming take off his clothes. Then, before Jiang Siming took off his clothes, the post-production started to put four characters on the screen.

forward!

square!

high!

can!

It seems that post-production must be a group of girls! Otherwise how do you know this is in the 'high energy' range (smiling)?

According to what PT said, Jiang Siming took off his clothes!

hiss! Foggy day! ! !

The audience in front of many TV sets all over the country let out a wailing and foul language at the same time.

because of this picture.

"I admit that I am willing to bow down under such a figure and bow my head as a servant."

"I think I can say goodbye to my Luhan, get out of here! Little girl!"

"Starting today, fans!"

"XX, my good girlfriend, help me get a new neiku, what did I just do..."

I don't know how many young girls have a heart full of spring, how many women can't sleep at night, and how many rotten women are covered in **.

Many game parties are beginning to feel bad, they are witnessing the birth of a super-big faction, and there is nothing they can do.

It's a pity that the picture disappeared soon, Jiang Siming put on a vest and started to carry the goods.

Seeing that he carried two oversized cargoes effortlessly, everyone knew that the 1,000-pound boxer just now didn't joke with them.

Along the way, many girls approached Jiang Siming, and it could be seen that Jiang Siming definitely didn't use filters or special effects.

For what Yue Yunpeng could not accomplish, Jiang Siming easily memorized all the goods on this hill.

And it took the shortest time among the other guests. While they were still struggling to sell things, Jiang Siming had finished the last order.

By the way, the pig, one of the three extreme elites, was pitted.

The last order Jiang Siming delivered to the clothing store that happened to be Reba, the two of them were noisy and lively as soon as they met.

"You are laughing! Nasty!"

Although Reba was 'scolding' Jiang Siming, the audience could clearly see that she hated Jiang Siming at all, and instead had a flirtatious meaning.

Is there really a play?

Jiang Siming laughed at Reba's unpredictable makeup, and Reba shot back that he never put on makeup for more than two hours.

Jiang Siming burst out a golden sentence in reply, more than two hours is not called make-up but decoration.

Reba's anger and inability to refute made the audience happy and applauded. This sentence is great! Golden sentence Golden sentence! Take notes!

After that, Reba was willing to cooperate with Jiang Siming to sell clothes together, and the audience shouted that there was definitely adultery!

After this method used by Jiang Siming successfully fooled the first customer, many people saw the business opportunity and shouted that this is a wonderful trick!

This guy is so clever! Sales talent!

The two people's slapstick, talking and laughing, were seen with relish in the eyes of the audience.

Countless viewers have expressed that this wave of CP parties has stood up properly!

During the period, the funniest and most hilarious thing for the audience was the picture of Jiang Siming using Reba as a shield to protect the water.

The key point is that Jiang Siming wants to ask Reba for ice cream after holding the house to block the water.

This scene just broke everyone's intestines with laughter.

Even in Jiang Siming's house, the five women collapsed on the sofa laughing.

"Hahaha, Shige, how can you be so bad, holding someone's girl out of the water."

"Reba is so pitiful, he was drenched in his face, pfft, but it's still funny."

"I was just thinking about how this guy's head has grown, and he still dares to ask people for ice cream, giggles."

"Dad did a great job, hehe."

...

Jiang Siming scratched his head when he heard the words. He said that he was just for the effect of the show, do you believe it?

Dragon TV's ratings unexpectedly reached 3.3! Officially surpass Hunan and Jiangsu and Zhejiang Satellite TV! Take the first seat!

Dongfangtaili and the director group of chicken strips are all inspired and happy, and sure enough, this episode will be very popular!

It was an extremely wise decision to invite Jiang Siming to come!

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Three shifts~ There is only one day left for the senior three candidates to be relieved. Blessings in advance! Fireworks off!

Thunderbolt, bang, bang, bang~ Oh! Such a bad adjective~

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