Chapter 334: They Are Really Brothers and Sisters

"Brother doesn't love me anymore." Ye Ling sat on the ground and said with certainty, "I'm so stupid. I thought Master was just Master, but I forgot that Master is a vixen."

Qin Yi crossed his waist angrily to see Ye Ling's nagging, and said after a long time: "You are still right as far as the word stupid."

"In other words, the first half of the sentence is right that my brother doesn't love me anymore." Ye Ling was extremely sad: "I'm so stupid..."

"I said, what are you thinking? How can you tell that brother doesn't love you anymore?"

"As soon as the master left the customs, my brother saw two kinds of masters in a row, and he didn't play with me when he came back, so he told me to go to the leylines."

Qin Yi sat opposite to her helplessly: "This kid hasn't been so badass before... Forget it, what do you want me to play with you?"

Qin Yi completely regarded Ye Ling as a stupid and cute baby, and did not notice the flash of joy in the eyes of the sad girl on the surface.

This guy has also learned to put on a show... Women are born actors, and bean sprouts are the same.

Ye Ling also knew that he was a bear, and knew that it was very important for his brother to go to the earth to practice... But he was always reluctant, and he hadn't seen each other for a long time, but he always came and went in a hurry after meeting. Before, he was running around to save his life, but now he was down to business What are you doing in such a hurry after all is done...

"Be bears, bears. For things like retreat and cultivation, it's calculated on a monthly basis. What's the matter with spending half a day with me?" Ye Ling said confidently.

Qin Yi thought about it for a while, but it was true. Taoist practice itself is not the kind of time-consuming practice that has to be practiced on the road. He played the piano and painted paintings in the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting sect, just to cultivate the state of mind that returns to nature. Now that he has just been in a mess about men and women, why bother to start practicing in a hurry?

It's better to play with Ye Ling here, it's also to calm the mind.

Thinking of this, he felt relieved and asked, "What do you want my brother to play with you?"

Ye Ling was overjoyed: "Everything is good here in the demon city, but it doesn't have as many tricks as the human side. My brother used to tell stories about monkeys, but now that he has practiced in the Qin, Chess, Calligraphy and Painting School for so long, there must be more stories, right?"

"Tell a story..." Qin Yi didn't think much about it, and immediately thought of "Legend of the White Snake". It's a fairy tale background and a snake. The main body of the story is not too long, so it's perfect for the little snake .

"Once upon a time there was a mountain called Mount Qingcheng, and there was a snake on the mountain..."

But as soon as he got started, when he talked about the shepherd boy's rescue, Qin Yi suddenly realized that it was hard to talk about it.

In the story of a snake demon marrying a human being, Ye Ling is a snake demon and she is a human being. Does this imply something? Very inappropriate.

Ye Ling was listening to the story happily, reminiscing about the memories of getting along with her brother back then, but it stopped abruptly after it started, Ye Ling wondered: "What's next?"

Qin Yi wiped his sweat: "No more..."

Bar Jing said at the door: "No more."

The stone next to him said: "No more."

"Beep..."

Qin Yi was furious: "Aren't you all monsters!"

Sand sculpture said: "You just interrupt the re-reading and insult everyone's efforts?"

Gang Jing said: "Because we are normal. You are a man, you are a eunuch."

Shi Shi said again: "Because..."

Qin Yi directly used the formula of silence, and everyone was silenced.

The world is quiet.

It's a pity that his silence technique is completely ineffective against the dignified alchemy snake, Ye Ling finally exploded: "I'm not as tantalizing as you! Wow, my brother doesn't hurt..."

"Stop, stop, stop!" Qin Yi squeezed his head with a headache: "If everyone can't stop the management, is it true?"

He also said that Ye Ling could let go of his mind and not think about anything, and he could calm down his mind, but the result was even bigger.

"Let's talk about it first. This story was not written by my brother, but by the seniors of the Qinqi Calligraphy and Painting School. My brother just relayed it, relayed it!"

"Got it." Ye Ling immediately sat obediently.

Who doesn't know that your stories all come from "Wandering Taoist". "Unknown senior"? Just listen to this excuse.

Qin Yi had no choice but to start telling stories.

At this level of practice, the memory is getting better and better. I can almost recall the details of the stories that I have forgotten. The whole book of The Condor Heroes has been magically revised. The Legend of the White Snake is not difficult. moving.

A group of guards of the Eastern Palace who are in silence look at each other, and they have something to say about the theme expressed in the story, but they can't say it, and they are so suffocated.

Ye Ling's sense of substituting for the heroine of the snake demon was terrifying, and she was much more attracted to her than the monkey at the beginning, and she was quickly fascinated by it. What made Qin Yi heave a sigh of relief was that she didn't seem to associate Xu Xian with him, Qin Yi, because the difference between the two was too great.

"Is this Xu Xian a man?" Ye Ling exploded with anger when she heard some plots.

"Children, don't say such rude things." Qin Yi said slowly, "So there are some dramas in the world where women play him..."

"It's so strange." Ye Ling held her chin: "How could a snake fall in love with this kind of man, isn't it?"

"There's no reason to talk about feelings." Qin Yi breathed a sigh of relief seeing that the thing he was most worried about didn't happen.

"Why is it unreasonable? I am also a snake and she is also a snake. Shouldn't we like the same thing? Just like the little flower snake outside the city, I and it like to eat the same things..."

"Eh?"

"Brother made it up randomly!" Ye Ling said with certainty, "Brother doesn't understand snakes at all!"

Qin Yi straightened his eyes, what would you do if you met such a great logician?

Ye Ling suddenly hesitated, and then said for a long time: "Did brother do it on purpose? Use this story to tell me that you can't find a man like Xu Xian, you have to find a man like brother..."

"Eh?" The script is wrong, isn't the little girl moved to tears after hearing this story? How did you self-extend this reading comprehension?

"When did I say I wanted to look for someone like me! Besides, there are not only two types of men, why not look for someone like Xu Xian and someone like me?"

"Because if it's my brother, I'll definitely knock that monk's bald head with a stick, and then nothing will happen." Ye Ling was a little shy, and her voice became softer: "I should have found someone like my brother... who will protect me in front of me."

Qin Yi was angry: "Don't just read and understand what the author didn't say!"

"Brother, wait a minute..." Ye Ling timidly ran to the back hall.

Qin Yi had a bad feeling in his heart, and quietly followed him to take a look.

I saw Ye Ling carrying a bucket of milk from nowhere, then changed back into a snake shape, "thumped" into the poke, and floated still.

"What the hell are you doing?"

The little snake popped its head out of the milk, and said coyly, "Brother means, I seem to like white snakes...I'm a bit dark..."

Are you just a little dark? No, Qin Yi was so angry that he strode in and scooped up the stupid snake: "Why don't you learn how to bleach instead of being virtuous and virtuous like Bai Suzhen?"

Ye Ling said seriously: "I'm very virtuous and virtuous. Apart from not being white enough, what brother said is clearly me."

Qin Yi was shocked: "You really think so?"

Ye Ling hesitated: "Maybe, maybe I got a little naughty, and it's with Xiaoqing."

Qin Yi was so angry that he grabbed her and left: "Emotionally, you still play two roles, right! Do you want to say that you are also Xiaoqing's arrogant and cute?"

"Yeah yeah!"

Tassel's voice rose from the sea of ​​consciousness: "Compared to someone who claimed to be a man just now, I think this kind of demeanor who has no point in self-knowledge is very familiar. No wonder you are brother and sister, are you close?"

Qin Yi hooked his feet and "thumped" onto the carpet. The little snake in his hand fell out and limply lay beside him.

The siblings are completely in sync.

"Brother, do you want to learn my cultivation posture? Let me teach you, it's like this...Shoulders should be shrunk a little, hands should be retracted, expression should be a little fishy, ​​don't gnash your teeth like that, it's not good for cultivation..."