Chapter 327: Me and Xiao San

For Li Xiang, the world outside of mathematics is complex and unpredictable. He needs to spend too much brain resources on it, but he can't get an exact result like mathematics.

The most complicated interpersonal relationship he can handle is the early greetings of the four people who share the same bed.

Almost all of his social activities are on the Internet. This anonymous and invisible way of socializing makes him less nervous, and the farthest distance he goes out is from his dormitory to the classroom or the instructor's research institute , It has been three years since I came to Qingyang University, and I have hardly been out of the school's gate, and there are no more than 50 people who have spoken to them.

Lack of social interaction, accumulated for a long time, will actually bring Li Xiang a sense of anxiety and insecurity, so every year he will attend the meeting of the Great People Club, and then imagine the people of the Great People Club as his social circle. In order to avoid their own social needs.

And even when it comes to activities on the Internet, he is quite conservative, because too many variables make him feel unpredictable.

He has been sticking to a niche mathematics forum, and as various social methods have subtly changed the Internet environment, the number of active people in this niche mathematics forum has also been decreasing.

As the towers he built in the kingdom of mathematics became higher and higher, Li Xiang's social world was like a desert that gradually spread, with fewer and fewer fresh things.

Even, gradually, something went wrong with his body.

Except for mathematics, it is difficult for him to accept new things. Dafan has always been in a fixed cafeteria window. If the Dafan aunt at the cafeteria window is temporarily changed, he would rather be hungry, and even Dafan, he still has a Set your own rules, for example, he likes the food placed in the third position, and this dish is the cheapest vinegared cabbage all year round. For a long time, he has been malnourished, and occasionally he improved his food, either because the food was gone, and the auntie in the cafeteria said that he would not refuse, or because the auntie in the cafeteria thought he was pitiful and gave him another kind of food. meals.

For so many years, the aunt in the cafeteria always thought that Li Xiang was a child from a poor family who could not afford to eat. She never knew that Li Xiang actually holds the highest scholarship in the Department of Mathematics and is the recipient of several special scholarships.

Long-term malnutrition made Li Xiang gradually face a dilemma. From the perspective of his roommates, he looked more and more like a zombie.

And until one day, "lazy life" entered his mobile phone.

In fact, installing "Lazy Life" was just a mistake. When a school girl stopped her and recommended Lazy Life to him, Li Xiang was almost panicked. He couldn't even refuse, and he couldn't tell people that he didn't need this kind of APP. , just raised his hand blankly, scanned the QR code, downloaded an app, and left as if fleeing for his life.

It was the school girl who yelled at the back and told him that the app downloaded from them can be tried for free, and even told him that as long as he entered all his information, confirmed the algorithm recommended meals, and then confirmed the delivery time rules, he You don’t have to think about what to eat every day, as long as the time is up, Lazy Life will automatically help him choose meals.

When ordering food for the first time, Li Xiang was very nervous. He hesitated, not knowing what to eat.

His recipes are almost pale.

It seems that he stayed on the meal selection interface for too long, and Lazy Life popped up a dialog box: "Ordering for the first time, I don't know what to choose? How about a bowl of wontons, it's always right to start with wontons."

Li Xiang's feeling at that time was like facing the aunt in the cafeteria and saying: "The vinegar is gone, why don't you have a twice-cooked pork."

Li Xiang just accepted it passively.

After placing the first wonton order, Li Xiang saw a beep, and something like a smart assistant popped up a dialog box, saying: "Dear Li Xiang, customer, I am your assistant. The first meal is already on the way, here is the GPS positioning, and it is expected to be delivered to your address in 5 minutes, 2-205, dormitory building of the Department of Mathematics, you want to A, choose another address; B, wait for the meal to be delivered."

A map is also attached below, because rare wontons have always been the most popular food delivery option, so in fact, many food delivery workers will basically bring a few rare wontons by the way, and when the order is added, the nearest person will be dispatched immediately. There is no need to send it after it is made.

Li Xiang checked the address very carefully, and then chose to wait for the food to be delivered.

In fact, waiting for the food delivery is also a kind of torment for him. That feeling is probably like the first time for ordinary people to go out to meet idols, or for the first time on a date. He thought repeatedly in his heart, if the food delivery person Here, how does he greet people.

Do you say hello, or show a smile, and finally say thank you for your hard work?

Unexpectedly, at this time, the intelligent assistant started talking again: "Dear customer Li Xiang, during the five minutes waiting for the meal, can you complete your information?"

Li Xiang chose Yes in the dialog box that popped up below.

Conversing with something like this smart assistant gave him a feeling of communicating with others, and gave Li Xiang, who has been lacking in social interaction for a long time, a kind of comforting peace of mind.

"The first thing to ask is, what do you like to call your smart assistant, which is me?"

The default option below is "little lazy", and there is a custom option later.

Li Xiang thought about it seriously, and filled in the name "Little San".

Three is his favorite number.

Then, Xiaosan began to ask him how to address him.

There are also several choices below, such as Li Xiang who calls him by his first name, the respectful master, the Japanese master Sama, and several other options, and there is one option that can be filled in by yourself.

Li Xiang is not a person who particularly pursues individuality, he directly chose the title Li Xiang.

"Okay Li Xiang, if you don't mind, can you tell me your height and weight?"

Li thought about it, and wrote below: "Height 178 cm, weight 53 kg."

The smart assistant said: "Okay, Xiaosan already knows your height and weight, and your body is thin. Do you need to strengthen nutrition?"

Li thought about it and chose yes.

He really wanted to strengthen his nutrition, so much.

In fact, his teacher's wife also asked him to go over for dinner many times, but he hid.

"What about your taste? In terms of saltiness, 1 means you can hardly feel it, and 10 means you feel very salty. Which taste do you like?"

Li Xiang hesitated. He hardly ate a lot of meals, so there was no way to compare them. Perhaps it was because he hesitated for too long. The intelligent assistant Xiaolan gave another suggestion: "If you don't know how to choose, Xiaosan just follow the The normal salt intake standard has prepared meals for you, if you eat other snacks, or you have other sources of salt intake, please tell Xiao San, please?"

Immediately afterwards, he chose the standards of ordinary people for spiciness, acidity, etc., and before the setting was finished, a dialog box popped up: "Li Xiang, your food delivery has arrived, please open the door."

After chatting and getting to know each other for five minutes, for Li Xiang, Xiao San was almost a very trustworthy friend. He got up and opened the door almost subconsciously, and saw a food delivery worker in low-key black work clothes outside the door. Going to knock on the door.

"Hello, is this Li Xiang's classmate? This is your wonton. I wish you a happy meal." The food delivery worker sent a smiling face, and Li Xiang almost subconsciously said the greeting that he had thought hard for many times just now: "Hi, thank you for your hard work."

The food delivery man had been gone for a long time before Li Xiang realized that he just...was greeting a stranger?

Great! marvelous!

He has no one to talk to, so he can only ask Xiao San to say this: "Little San, I'm amazing!"

"Yes, Li Xiang has always been great." Xiao San replied.

Although he knew that this was the answer set by the artificial intelligence assistant, Li Xiang still felt encouraged. At that moment, Li Xiang even felt that Xiao San was a friend.

During the meal, Li Xiang was also playing with his mobile phone, chatting with Xiaosan one after another. Many times, Xiaosan actually didn't match the words, but Li Xiang was still very happy.

Having so much fun with a smart assistant, Li Xiang felt that he was really pathetic, and he even laughed at himself.

After more than ten minutes, Xiaosan asked Li Xiang: "Excuse me, Li Xiang, have you finished your meal? Are you satisfied with this order? Can you comment on this meal in simple words?"

"It's a little salty, I'm a little full, and there are a few left."

"Okay, I will reduce the salt next time, but if you want to increase nutrition, I suggest you eat up this portion, you are too thin."

After thinking about it, Li ate up the rest, hugging his stomach and hiccupping, but he didn't know why, he was very happy.

In the evening, Li Xiang chose wontons again, and this time it was not as salty as last time, but Xiao San suggested to him: "If you don't plan to increase your salt intake in the main meal, I suggest you eat some snacks."

This day, Li Xiang was very happy. In the evening, he even mentioned lazy life and smart assistant Xiaosan to his bedmates. The bedmates were surprised: "Are you using it? We are all using it. feel good."

The next day, Li Xiang opened the app and wanted to order wontons, but Xiaosan suggested to him: "You have already eaten two meals of wontons, do you want to try the menu below? Please choose which one suits your taste: Stir-fried small yellow croaker+steamed buns, shredded pork with Beijing sauce+noodles, shredded pork with Beijing sauce+tofu skin, stewed beef with potatoes+rice, you need to add some protein."

Li Xiang struggled for a long time, and Xiao San sensed that he stayed for a long time, and popped up a prompt: "Are you tired of being disturbed by Xiao San's frequent recommendation? Would you like to try to enter your monthly food budget, which will be determined by Xiao San To help you recommend dishes, how about you score and evaluate each time to optimize the next recommendation?"

Strictly speaking, Li Xiang doesn't dislike the interruption from the mistress, he even likes this kind of interruption, which makes him feel that his social needs are met. But he also wanted to try Xiaosan's recommendation.

So he chose to confirm, and then in the pop-up dialog box, he chose 800-1000 per month for food expenses, which is a relatively conservative figure for Li Xiang.

In the next few days, Li Xiang felt as if he had tasted all the delicacies of mountains and seas. All kinds of different meals were delivered every day. His appetite increased, his weight increased, and his complexion improved.

The only thing that bothers him is that the food is often delivered by a different courier, and sometimes he can say hello, sometimes he just can't.

After a few days like this, suddenly one day, Li Xiang’s roommate said in surprise: “Are you still using lazy life? Now everyone is using slow life, slow life can be free of charge, can be discounted, it’s so cheap! "

They also plan to help Li Xiang install it: "I will promote it to you, and we can give each other free orders once."

Li Xiang felt a little angry, as if his friend was offended.

He stubbornly snatched back the phone and sat there sullenly.

Suddenly, he seemed to have a gap with a few classmates again.

Then one day, he suddenly discovered that the food delivery worker who used to deliver food to him put on the work clothes of slow life and delivered food for his classmates.

It seems that overnight, Li Xiang suddenly changed back to the original Li Xiang, out of character, stubbornly sticking to his ridiculous small circle, and refused to integrate into the whole society.

Because he often persuaded Li Xiang to switch to a slow life for the little free money, Li Xiang felt that the classmates who were not very annoying before seemed to become annoying, and there seemed to be more and more pimples on his face. The pimples on my skin are big and bright, I have mouth ulcers all day long, and I have a toothache from getting angry.

On this day, the lazy life was upgraded once, and then Xiaosan suddenly asked Li Xiang: "Li Xiang, would you like to let me see you?"

Li Xiang agreed almost immediately. He took a photo of himself in front of the sunny window according to what Xiao San said, and used it as his profile picture.

"Li Xiang, is your mobile phone always on you? I found that you hardly exercise. Do you want to go out for a walk with Xiao San?" After taking the photo, Xiao San asked.

For some reason, Li Xiang felt that Xiaosan seemed to speak more smoothly, and her functions seemed to have increased.

When returning to the dormitory from the classroom in the afternoon, he went around the playground at the suggestion of the mistress, and received dozens of likes from the mistress.

Things changed again, on December 12th, the so-called Double 12, and major shopping platforms held another round of promotions, but Li Xiang was busy all day in the research institute, studying a latest paper, Until the phone beeped, Xiaosan reminded: "Li Xiang, it's time to deliver the food to your dormitory. You probably won't be able to go back now. Do you want to change to your current address?"

Li wanted to check the time, but he really couldn't make it back, so he clicked OK.

Then, a few minutes later, Xiaosan reminded him to open the door. He opened the door, but saw no one.

"Beep! Beep!" After two consecutive beeps, Li Xiang lowered his head and saw a balancing car parked not far in front of him. Two thin mechanical hands were holding a small box and were trying to hand it over give him.

On the side of the balance car robot, there is a number, which is the number 3.