Lazy God Possession

Chapter 191: Xiao Yixing's Distress

Yixing Consulting Co., Ltd. is the largest headhunting company in Qingyang. The boss Xiao Yixing is a returnee. He founded Yixing Consulting Company fifteen years ago. The headhunting company has become the current Yixing Consulting Co., Ltd.

Xiao Yixing himself has boasted to others many times over the years after getting drunk: "They may not like me, but they dare not offend me."

The people he mentioned are the bosses of various big companies.

These people may not like him, because Xiao Yixing often poachs people from them, but when they really need suitable talents, they still need Xiao Yixing.

It seemed that no matter what kind of talent, Xiao Yixing could find them.

Xiao Yixing said it was chic, but maintaining a good relationship with the chairman and bosses of these big companies is actually not an easy task. The commission he earned from these bosses and chairman is also very large Part of it was reinvested back into these bosses. If not, there are so many headhunting companies in this world, why should people choose them?

Not to mention, Xiao Yixing is actually a very ambitious person. He is gradually no longer satisfied with a "consulting company" that is just a headhunter, but wants to turn his business into a real "consulting company". In terms of consulting companies in China, they are still doing small things, and there is no consulting company of the scale of "Boston Consulting Company".

But he believes that one day, his Yixing Consulting Company can become a guest of major companies and even the government, and participate in the reform, research and development of various major companies, and even the government's various policy designations.

The former goal is actually relatively easy to achieve, but the latter goal - exerting influence on the government is not so simple. After all, China is not the United States, and the system is different.

But he also has other methods, such as influencing the subjective leadership, which can influence the corresponding department, which is also a kind of potential power.

For this reason, he was busy with various bosses and officials all day long, and was busy with various entertainments, so he was a member of the relatively large and famous clubs and clubs in Qingyang City and even the whole country.

In the past two months, he found that the number of people in these clubs and clubs has gradually decreased. Whether it is some scenic spa clubs that were popular before or some other clubs, customers are losing customers. I made an appointment to come back next time, but in the blink of an eye, the person disappeared.

After a long time, he heard the name "Lazy God Guild" from someone.

It is said that this is a very high-end and very special guild hall, and its application conditions are almost harsh, and it is getting higher and higher and more stringent.

At first he thought it was just a hype, and laughed at those veterans in the business world for being fooled by such a small trick.

But even if it was a fire pit, he had to jump in because everyone else was in it.

Therefore, he also asked his secretary to fill out the application form, paid an application fee of up to 100,000 yuan, and then waited to become a member of the Lanshen Club.

The result surprised him, his application was rejected, and the application fee was not refunded!

How can this not be returned! This is simply cheating money!

At that time, Xiao Yixing almost called the police.

At this time, the secretary put the faxed "Application Rejection Letter" on his desk, and when he saw the signature on it, he suddenly became discouraged.

The qualification application of the Lanshen Club needs to be reviewed by the Lanshen Club and the membership committee, and then signed for confirmation.

An "Application Rejection Letter" needs to be signed and confirmed by a main person in charge of the Lanshen Club and three members of the Membership Committee.

For Xiao Yixing, the name "Xia Yiyao" has only been heard before, but for the other three, that name is too big, too full of words to dare to say, but these three stomp their feet, green Yangshi was about to tremble three times.

Not to mention anything else, the 100,000 yuan is worth buying the signatures of these three people.

For the first time, Xiao Yixing started to face up to such a strange-sounding guild hall, wanting to know why he hadn't passed the review.

He carefully read the "Application Rejection Letter", which reads.

"The reason why you did not pass the application may be due to but not limited to the following reasons: 1. Your form is not clear and informative; 2. You have not met the minimum requirements to join the Lanshen Club; 3. You have not passed the lazy 4. You have not passed the review of the membership committee; 5..."

After reading what was written above, Xiao Yixing wanted to swear, but he didn't say anything at all. Who knows the reason?

Xiao Yixing called the Lanshen Club, the customer service was very polite, but also very straightforward: "I'm sorry, all the audit work will not be announced to the public, I sympathize with your experience..."

I sympathize with you ghost!

Xiao Yixing made a few more phone calls to his acquaintances, only to realize that he was not the only one who had this kind of experience.

More than half of his friends have been rejected by the Lazy God Club, and more than once.

His friend Lao Huang said to him mysteriously: "I know a few people who are very researched in this area. It is said that after their guidance, the chances of successful application will be much higher. Tomorrow we will hold a study meeting and invite them Pass on the experience, gather together to study, do you want to come?"

In Xiao Yixing's heart, millions of mud horses galloped past, but they still went.

Xiao Yixing always felt that the scene of the "study meeting" was funny, but Xiao Yixing couldn't laugh.

Can you imagine a group of business elites, like elementary school students with poor grades, studying the scope of the next exam after class?

And this study session gave Xiao Yixing that feeling. It is said that the member of the Lazy God Club is just an ordinary gold card member, and his face is full of restraint that he wants to hide, but he can't hide it, so strong that it almost overflows from his face.

And a lot of bosses and bosses are taking notes in small notebooks below, with serious and pious expressions on their faces.

What application form is best filled out by the boss himself, the content should be as detailed as possible, and the attitude must be very sincere, what should not make false reports about your income and the company's development status, and be as honest as possible, because they value integrity very much...

Even so, you have to prepare for multiple applications. It is said that there is a weight coefficient in the Lanshen Club, and each application will increase a little weight, and this member has applied for four times before passing.

Xiao Yixing thought it was funny no matter what, but he still wrote it down in a small notebook like everyone else, and he followed suit.

Even Xiao Yixing felt pathetic.

Finally, after the fourth application, what he got was not an "Application Rejection Letter", but a membership card with his name printed on it by mail.

At that time, Xiao Yixing could hardly believe that he spent 400,000 yuan just for this thin card. He felt like a fool who was cheated by a scammer in the news.

Along with the card, there was also a thick membership rules and a thin appointment book, and I made an appointment for Xiao Yixing for a massage service at 3:00 in the morning three days later.

This is the "welfare for newcomers" that the senior repeatedly emphasized in the "study meeting" at the beginning, and it must be cherished.

At that moment, Xiao Yixing felt that this matter was simply ridiculous, how could he give someone a massage at three o'clock in the morning? Are the hands of the massager made of gold?

But he had already spent 400,000 yuan, which was not far off, so he drove to a small county called Wenji with a feeling of skepticism, and enjoyed a so-called massage in the narrow and cramped building.

Then Xiao Yixing felt that all the previous hard work, all the expenses, and all the waiting were worth it.

This is cheating! This shit is definitely cheating!

How could there be such a wonderful experience in this world?

Xiao Yixing even felt that the first half of his life was wasted.

What's even more wonderful is that many days after that massage, his body was obviously much better than before. His body, which had been almost hollowed out by socializing all day long, all kinds of pain and suffering were relieved, and his work efficiency was even higher. a lot. After leaving the Lanshen Guild Hall, Xiao Yixing managed a high-end poaching job with an annual salary of tens of millions super-efficiently, earning back nearly ten times the profit of the application fee. (To be continued.)

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