Chapter 1088: What Is It Like to Live in the Lazy God Tower? (5/5)

"What kind of experience is it to live in the Lazy God Tower?"

Less than two hours after the completion of the Lazy God Tower, this question appeared on a question-and-answer platform, and then became a hot topic of discussion on social software.

Everyone is very curious, what is the difference between the Lazy God Tower, a building launched by the lazy god system, and other buildings?

What kind of experience can it bring, whether in terms of concept or living experience?

To be honest, this topic is a bit big, and everyone has just moved in, each with their own surprises and preferences. At the beginning, many people came to occupy the building first: "I just moved in, let me experience it before answering, occupy the building first .”

At noon the next day, there were many answers to this question.

Everyone's answers are different.

The first responder answered this way: "Living in Lazy God Tower, you will find that your house is alive! Your windows and balconies are like canvases full of beautiful scenery. Chase the morning light in the morning and the moonlight at night , Tired of seeing the coast and port under the moonlight, you can still see the quiet town, tired of seeing the small town, the city in the distance is brightly lit, or you are tired of seeing, there is still a vibrant university campus waiting Looking at you. Sometimes you want to be quiet, you can go to the clouds and think about life. Sometimes you feel lonely, you can also go to the ground and feel the people coming and going. Having a dream house in Lazy God Tower, You will find that this is your dream home, which can meet all your fantasies about a house."

Then, a lot of beautiful pictures were posted below, and the respondent seems to be a photography enthusiast.

The beautiful scenery and the respondent's answer attracted the praise of countless people.

The next answerer is more professional. He is probably an engineer. He said: "The answerer was born in a mechanical major, but he didn't engage in this major after graduation. Later, he joined the Lazy God Department by chance. It is an honor to be the first batch to live in Enter the Lazy God Tower. Enter the Lazy God Tower, you will find that the original machine can be so magical, so great..."

Then, he introduced how the various mechanical structures of the Lazy God Tower work in a very long space. Finally, he said with emotion: "Living in the Lazy God Tower, you will feel the glory of human mechanical civilization." , this is actually not a building, it is a precision-operating super machine, a living machine. There is no doubt that the Lazy God Tower is by far the greatest masterpiece of the lazy pantheon. And the transformation of the living experience, the impact it brings will soon, or has already surpassed the Silence..."

The third respondent answered from his life experience.

"Everyone has seen Doraemon, right? When I was a child watching Fatty Lan, I was very envious of Fatty Lan's magical props. I always fantasized that I also have one. Especially any door, as long as you open the door, you can enter this world I'm really envious of any place!"

At this time, it was August 2015, and it happened that the sentimental movie "Doraemon: Walk with Me" had just been released. This passage immediately aroused everyone's full of feelings and memories. This blue fat man who accompanied everyone to grow up , It really resonates too much.

"Since I moved into the Lazy God Tower, I found that I also have a random door. If you want to go to the supermarket, open the door, there is a supermarket outside the door. If you want to go to the gym, open the door, there is a gym outside the door. If you want to go out, Open the door, and there is an underground parking lot outside the door. If you want to have dinner with friends, open the door, and there is Lazy God Dining outside the door... I kind of miss the corridor I walked in when I first came in, because since I came in , I haven’t seen it before... Mr. Corridor, I miss you!"

The following answer is another one, which is full of complaints: "I found out that I live in an oversized sightseeing elevator, but, like the upstairs, I miss Mr. Corridor, it has disappeared."

But not everyone misses Mr. Corridor. Under this answer, someone complained: "My daughter-in-law is dizzy in the elevator. I can't feel it at all, so she insists on dizziness. I regard the dream house as a permanent residence. I live, and I take the elevator in the corridor every day, climbing up and down. My wife went to work overtime this morning, and I can finally try the various advantages of the dream house. I can’t wait to go to the cloud to experience life, who Knowing that my daughter-in-law forgot to bring her office keys, she just turned around when she went out, and the house is gone! Let me ask you guys, which one hurts more, kneeling on the washboard or kneeling on the keyboard?"

Someone below replied: "It's better to kneel on the washboard. Although it hurts to kneel on the washboard, it still hurts to kneel on the keyboard..."

The respondent replied: "Thank you brother, be steady!"

Below this answer, a series of "23333" are all bursting with laughter.

Thinking about this situation, it really makes people laugh.

As soon as he went out, he turned his face and turned around, and his house ran away with long legs.

Apart from the myths, this kind of thing is probably only possible to happen in the Lazy Tower of God.

However, not everyone's answers are so optimistic, and some people's answers make people feel creepy.

"I feel like I'm going to be swallowed up by this house..."

After this sentence, the respondent explained the cause and effect: "Respondent, I am an employee of Lazy Life. Everyone knows that we are Lazy Life, Lanshen Security, and Lanshen Club. We also call Lanshen the three backbone positions of the Qin Party. Qindang has been diligent since he was a child. If you don’t believe me, go to elementary school and ask about it. Everyone has been a labor committee member since he was a child. The answer is that I myself can’t relax at all. But since I was on vacation yesterday, I haven't left the house for 27 hours. This house is so comfortable and convenient to live in. It's so comfortable that it will make people fall, and it's so convenient that it will make you addicted I think if I go on like this, I can no longer claim to be a diligent party, and I will fall into the camp of the lazy party. No, I think I will lose the ability to take care of myself. Let alone, the answerer decided to voluntarily return to the company to work overtime! If so Go down and die."

The following group of hard-working people felt sorry for each other, while the lazy people started to counterattack: "What does it mean to degenerate into a lazy party? Did our lazy party offend you?"

There are also brothers who are also part of the Qin Party: "Brother, why don't you come to the beach for a swim or a run, several of us are here."

Another person said: "Going to swim for entertainment, what is the difference from a lazy party? We just want to work and create value! I ride a bicycle to the nearby mountain to collect garbage for free, brother?" Then this person shouted a slogan: "Stay away from the ogre's house, keep my true nature of Qindang, and return my Qindang country!"

Below, the war between the lazy party and the diligent party stretched for hundreds of articles.

Finally, a high-ranking member of the Qin Party who seemed to know something inside said: "Do you think this is all about the Lazy God Tower? The subversion it brings has just begun. Brothers, this is our Qin The most difficult moment for the party is always the darkest before dawn. Persist, you must persevere, brothers! After this wave, our diligent party still has a future!" (To be continued.)