Chapter 612: Marriage Is a Pleasure
"Hahaha~"
Seeing Steve put on the red wedding dress, Stark finally couldn't help laughing.
It is not a worry about scarcity but inequality. If everyone goes out, everyone will get married. It is a worthwhile trip.
When we return to Earth in the future, no one needs to laugh at anyone, it’s all black history.
Black Widow held a red umbrella and protected it over Steve's head, which meant spreading branches and leaves. She glared at Iron Man who was gloating about his misfortune: "Steve, do you have any ideas?"
Captain America is the core of the Avengers, and he makes the decision when it comes to everything.
Captain America has seen one marriage after another, so when he put on the red hijab, his mood was relatively stable: "Don't ask me, I don't know why we are here. We and everyone here are There is no grievance or enmity, and I can’t tell who is the good guy and who is the bad guy? I hate this strange environment and just want to return to Earth as soon as possible."
"The bald mage who teleported us here seems to know something. She told me that being friends with Li Xiaobai can solve the future crisis of the earth." Iron Man thought for a while and told Gu Yi's advice.
Iron Man and Black Widow looked at each other and saw the confusion in each other's eyes.
They couldn't distinguish the identity and race of the people present, but Li Xiaobai, who talked freely and kidnapped everyone's fate, did not look like a good person in any aspect.
"I always thought that if we defeat him, we can go back!" Black Widow frowned.
"Actually, I was ready to take action just now." Steve sighed and said cautiously, "Let's wait and see, maybe there are some secrets that we don't know."
While talking.
Zhao Tao's sedan chair arrived in front of Captain America.
The black widow sprinkles rice on the top of the sedan chair and feeds the golden rooster.
Xingyun picked up a new broom and swept the sedan chair around in front of everyone's weird eyes: "Sweep east, sweep west, sweep away all the ghosts and ghosts. Groom officer, pick up the bride, take the bride back into the bridal chamber."
"Steve, congratulations on marrying the bride, you will be a family from now on." Li Mu put down the suona in his hand, smiled and hugged Steve, "We must support each other!"
Zhao Tao's face turned red with shame, he finally married a man!
"Li Xiaobai, what is your purpose?" Steve looked at Li Xiaobai's feet through the hijab and asked in a deep voice, "What is your relationship with the female mage on earth?"
"Gu Yi?" Li Mu was stunned for a moment and snorted coldly, "Sure enough, it was that bastard who sent you here. I knew that bald man had no good intentions..."
…
On the distant earth, in the Himalayas, Gu Yi sat cross-legged and opened his eyes. A hint of fear flashed in Gu Jing Wubo's eyes.
She dragged the time gem and nervously deduced the future. She breathed a sigh of relief, and the fear in her eyes turned to guilt. After a moment of pause, it turned into determination.
The next second.
She waved her hand and the portal appeared. When it appeared again, she had arrived at a hospital in New York.
This time, Gu Yi no longer hesitated, picked up Strange on the hospital bed, opened the portal, and returned to the Himalayas.
She couldn't wait for things to develop normally. In this situation, things must be reversed.
…
"You have a grudge against Ancient One?" Black Widow grasped the key point.
"How could it be?" Li Xiaobai laughed, "Gu Yi is an elder I respect. She has been silently guarding the safety of the earth for so many years. How could I have any grudge against her! Since you are sent here by the Archmage Yes, that is my friend. Please bear with me and complete this process with me. When this matter is over, I will find a spaceship to take you back to Earth."
Marvel is a big world, and although it has been messed up by it, it should have a good relationship with the protagonists.
What if we encounter a mission from the Marvel world again in the future?
It’s always a good idea to plan ahead and build more connections.
Black Widow looked at Li Mu strangely: "I hope you keep your word."
while they were talking.
The bridesmaid helped Captain America get into the sedan chair.
Ronan, who always glared at Li Mu, lifted the sedan chair and walked back.
Li Xiaobai glanced at Black Widow with a smile, put the suona to his mouth, played the cheerful "Hundred Birds Pay Attendance to the Phoenix", and returned with the wedding procession.
Pass through the door, worship heaven and earth, and enter the bridal chamber.
In a joyful atmosphere, Zhao Tao and Captain America completed their wedding ceremony.
In a wedding room that appeared out of thin air, the two took off their hijab, drank a glass of wine, and officially became a couple...
at the same time.
The weddings of Thanos and Drax, and the little raccoon and Egg are coming to an end one after another.
Everyone became nervous, fearing that something would happen again.
No one wants to continue getting married in this hellish place. Although they have no worries about food and drink, the pain in their hearts is unbearable!
"Mr. Egg, I don't want to see anything unpleasant happen again."
During the wedding, Thanos endured countless verbal attacks from Drax. It was not until the two exchanged rings that Drax calmed down.
He couldn't warn Li Xiaobai, but he had to warn others.
after all.
Li Xiaobai has said that if someone makes trouble, he will still be married. He has already married two brides who are not intelligent enough and does not want to get another one.
"Thanos, I did not attack Li Xiaobai." Yi Ge defended himself with a smile, "The energy beam I sent out was to stop the green guy."
"Ronan, I don't care what grudge you have with Li Xiaobai. If you attack him again, you will be my lifelong enemy." Thanos threatened Ronan fiercely, "If you have any conflicts, you can go to Xandar to resolve them. Also, There's that green guy, I don't know if you are really stupid or pretending to be stupid, if you don't ask questions and attack Li Xiaobai, I will give you a plaque."
Roar!
The Hulk bared his teeth at Thanos, stamped his feet and beat his chest, obviously not taking Thanos' words to heart.
"Li, give me a chance to maintain order." After arranging everything, Thanos finally said to Li Mu, "I can sort everything out for you."
"Yes, give us a chance." Different voices sounded in the crowd, "If someone attacks you again, please let us deal with him."
"Give us a chance. If the Guardians of the Galaxy are against us, they are against us." The assurances came one after another.
"I don't need to take action against you now. Give me the Power Stone and we will have a showdown on Xandar." Ronan said with a dark face. He also realized that endless marriages could not solve any problems.
The person getting married was too powerful, and that short moment was not enough for him to kill the person getting married.
Zhao Tao's eyes were shining, and he couldn't help himself with excitement: "Xiao Bai, let's stop! It's okay!"
Drinking a glass of wine and kissing Captain America disgusted him to death, which meant that there was no compulsion to enter the bridal chamber, otherwise, he would have been a troublemaker.
Wedding customs are constantly changing, and Zhao Tao is a little scared. He is afraid that he will really encounter a wedding where entry into the bridal chamber is mandatory.
"Hold on!" Li Mu clenched his fist hard at Zhao Tao, with a smile in his eyes. In Zhao Tao's frightened expression, he used the skill on him for the second time.
After re-correcting the future, he no longer cares about what others think.
Only a thousand days to be a thief, not a thousand days to guard against thieves.
Guarantees are all illusory, and only marriage relationships certified by the company are eternal.
At least four superheroes need to marry Zhao Tao before his safety can be guaranteed and his wish is most likely to come true.
"No!" When the music representing the wedding sounded again, Thanos let out a roar of pain. He cast his sharp eyes on Li Xiaobai, the best man behind the groom, and shouted angrily, "Li Xiaobai, what on earth are you going to do?"
"Getting married will shock everyone." Li Mu pondered for a moment, looked around at the desperate people with a sneer, and gave an appropriate reason.
Endless marriage is also an experience for other people.
This is a hawking tactic.
Grinding everyone present.
It’s still a Russian roulette, and in each round one lucky person will become the client’s bride.
Li Xiaobai is a crazy and persistent person. In Xinbai's world, he unremittingly releases countless soap operas to the sky. In this world, watching his clients get married is just drizzle to him and not worth mentioning.