Chapter 494 Warning
"Thank you, God, for reminding me!"
Li Mu thanked him.
When dealing with strangers, Li Mu is approachable and gentle, making it difficult for people to find fault with their manners or resentment.
Only by staying with him for a long time or working together can you truly feel the charm of his personality.
Then.
Unforgettable.
As if he didn't expect Li Mu to be so easy to talk to, Liu Zheng looked a little stunned.
Soon, he let out a light breath and asked tentatively: "Brother Li Dao, could you please reveal the origins of the three of you brothers and sisters? So that we can have an explanation when we go back."
Li Hailong raised his eyebrows.
Li Mu looked at Ye Youshen: "Do I have to tell you?"
Liu Zheng paused and said with a smile, "It's just a routine inquiry."
Li Mu shook his head and said: "Sorry, Master won't let us talk. Master once told us that what we should know will naturally be known, and what we shouldn't know will be useless and will cause more troubles."
Liu Zheng didn't think there was anything wrong with such an answer. He glanced at Li Mu and skipped the question: "Brother Li Dao, Uncle Xianyou still has something unknown. According to rumors, the person Xu Xian saved was Bai Suzhen. It stands to reason She said that she should be the one to repay the favor, so why is Brother Li Dao taking charge of it instead?"
Li Mu glanced at him: "Sister Bai and I hit it off right away, so it's only right to help her repay her kindness."
Liu Zheng asked: "Ten days ago, thousands of fishes in the West Lake jumped out of the water for no reason. Is this related to Brother Tao?"
Li Mu tapped his fingers lightly on the table: "We did it."
Liu Zheng continued to ask: "Five days ago, all the men's pants on Beichang Street disappeared..."
Li Mu interrupted him before he finished speaking: "It's us too."
Liu Zheng frowned slightly and asked, "In addition to disturbing the people, many strange things have nothing to do with repaying kindness. I wonder what the brother means by this?"
"In order to create hot spots." Li Mu smiled and said seriously, "Honored God, could you please tell the City God after you go back that there is a deep meaning behind everything we do, and everything seems to be completely separate and independent. , but in fact there is a very deep cause and effect connection behind it, which affects the whole body. Behind this is the quantum entanglement of my master's Taoism. The city god does not need to make a fuss, just wait and see what happens. Don't get too involved in it, so as not to Set yourself on fire."
"..." Li Hailong's hand trembled and he almost crushed the soap in his palm. Damn you, you should have the skills to tell nonsense and brag!
The two night wanderers looked at each other and saw the confusion in each other's eyes, but it was obvious that Li Xiaobai was driving people away, and there was no need for them to stay.
They were already satisfied to get so much useful information from Li Xiaobai.
After all, they are the lowest-ranking Yin gods. Even if the other party doesn't say a word and just chases them away, they can't say anything.
Liu Zheng stood up and said goodbye: "That's it for now. It's time for us to say goodbye. Please forgive me for disturbing Brother Dao."
Li Mu cupped his fists and said, "Send these two gods to you."
"You're welcome, fellow Taoist." Liu Zheng returned the greeting.
The words have not yet finished.
The two night wandering gods habitually disappeared.
Immediately afterwards.
The sound of meow meow sounded again.
this time.
The two night wandering gods were too embarrassed to show up again, and escaped from the window with an angry meow.
then.
Xiaoqing's shouting and cursing could be heard from a distance: "You two perverts, it's going to be endless, right? It's so much fun to come here, it's just dirtying my aunt's eyes..."
…
"It's a pity that we didn't open our eyes. Otherwise, the scene of the two night wandering gods running away must have been wonderful." Li Hailong looked at the direction in which the cat meowing left and sneered, "After today's incident is spread, it is estimated that No one dares to be invisible in front of us anymore!”
"Everyday habits kill people!" Li Mu laughed.
Li Hailong looked away from the distance and said: "Boss, this is a household registration check!"
Li Mu nodded and said: "Yes, it seems that the progress will be accelerated."
The moon rises, and there are no people on the street.
Outside the inn, two government officials on duty were drinking and maintaining order. When they heard the noise, they subconsciously looked up to the sky, but saw nothing, so they returned to their enthusiasm for guessing and drinking. The people living upstairs They are just a few big monsters. It is normal for any strange things to happen.
Li Hailong leaned against the window: "Boss, what is the situation in heaven now? Guanyin Bodhisattva should be following up on the matter of repaying kindness. Why didn't the Bodhisattva come, but the city god showed up instead? Isn't it a big blow? Which sentence started? Did it work? The gods in the sky can’t come down!”
"Maybe!" Li Mu didn't know if the boasting magic conch had turned out, but he didn't tell Li Hailong that he kept throwing skills into the sky.
The fewer people who know about this matter, the safer he will be. Moreover, he needs Li Hailong to have a sense of accomplishment, which will be more conducive to increasing his enthusiasm for the task.
"The city god won't ruin our affairs!" Li Hailong frowned, "This guy is the local god, and everything we do is under his nose. It would be too easy for him to investigate!"
"It should be just a routine investigation at the moment, and we haven't done anything outrageous." Li Mu said, "In the original plot, the City God didn't show up much, so I didn't do any investigation. Bohu, do you know who the City God's boss is?"
"Ten Palaces of Hell, or Emperor Dongyue?" Li Hailong shrugged, "I didn't check either. In the plot of the New White Snake, the gods have always been very tolerant to monsters. I remember a scene where the King of Golden Cymbals sent monsters to kill Xu Shilin. We were rescued by an old man from the land, and the land didn’t kill those two monsters! The city god was so full that he came to check on us..."
"If we repay our kindness normally, the city god would probably not even bother to pay attention to us, but we are making too much noise, and it is completely different from what the gods are familiar with." Li Mu said, "If I were the county magistrate, I would check it out. .”
"Boss, are you worried that he will report our information?" Li Hailong asked.
"Be prepared for any danger." Li Mu nodded, "The secrets of heaven are confused, and the great masters cannot calculate our information, but if the City God is under the management of the Ten Palaces of Yama, once someone is interested in us, they will find out that our origins are blank, and we Some of the things he said simply don’t stand up to scrutiny.”
"What should we do?" Li Hailong asked.
"Find a way to cause chaos in the underworld and heaven. The thousand-year catastrophe should look like a catastrophe." Li Mu was silent for a moment and said, "Muddy the water so that they can't care about us. Then we will be safe."
"I'll take care of it." Li Hailong volunteered. Now, he still thinks that the gods in the sky did not appear because his big bragging worked.
Li Mu smiled, and while throwing a few plots into the sky, he also threw a few soap opera skills into the underworld, and said: "The renovation of Prince Qiu's Mansion is completed. If we move out of the inn, the damage will not be transferred to Fa Hai." Where is it? Please work hard tonight and add a few more amulets for us. The broader the conditions, the better. Like ten cat meows, the fewer restrictive conditions for geographical location, the better. Otherwise, it will be too passive. After all, , the success rate of Big Brag’s skills is too low, and it’s not easy to realize one.”
It has been almost ten days since he came to this world, and Li Hailong is bragging all the time.
As a result, so far, only a handful of successes have been achieved, and the probability is astonishingly low.
That is to say, the skills are equipped on Li Hailong. He is always eager to reach the sky in one step. If he were to be Li Mu, he would probably be bored long ago.
As for the fact that Ye Youshen reminded the people to invite experts to subdue demons, Li Mu and Li Mu didn't take it to heart.
As long as the power from heaven does not come down to earth, the two of them plus Bai Suzhen will be invincible in the mortal world, and Fahai will have to kneel down when he comes.
A sudden sound.
A green light flashed, and Xiao Qing got in through the window and asked curiously: "Xiao Bai, what are those two Mao Gods doing here?"
Li Mu said: "The city god asked about repaying kindness."
"Hmph!" Xiaoqing snorted dissatisfied, "Don't worry about what he does. The Bodhisattva has instructed us to repay our kindness. What does it have to do with him? Next time we come, just drive them away."