Chapter 467 Meow Like a Cat
Some things cannot be understood without personal experience.
It turns out that his lifelong dream is just two meals for a rich man!
Is this the life of the upper class?
No wonder Li Xiaobai always emphasized that he should make a fortune, have many wives and concubines, and leave a name in history...
His dream is so humble!
Xu Xian's mentality was a bit broken. He raised his head and glanced at the pretty and beautiful Bai Suzhen, and sighed secretly, yes, how can such a beauty be allowed to have a simple meal!
Li Mu took in Xu Xian's expression and raised his wine glass to him with a smile: "In Chinese, a grown man should be regarded as a master. The road must be walked step by step, and the rice must be eaten one bite at a time. Let's try it in a small medicine shop first. , after we get familiar with it, we will move in the big direction, and I will make you the pride of Qiantang Sect."
Xu Xian's eyes were filled with bloodshot eyes. He looked around at the handsome or beautiful faces around him. He suddenly stood up, picked up the wine glass and drank it all in one gulp: "Yes, a real man should be a master. I leave Xu Xian's future destiny to you. .”
"Easy to say, easy to say, and doing our best to let our benefactor live a good life is the purpose of our gratitude alliance." Li Mu smiled and nodded.
Bai Suzhen frowned slightly, feeling that something about Xu Xian that originally attracted her had disappeared.
But what disappeared, she couldn't tell.
She pinched her fingers and calculated, and even Xu Xian's future was unclear.
Sighing secretly, she simply gave up the calculation. She was here to repay her kindness and let her benefactor live a happy life. It is only right to resolve the cause and effect.
One after another delicious food was served.
Xu Xian ate happily.
Everyone pushed cups and changed cups, and the guests and hosts enjoyed the meal.
After meal.
Maybe it's because Xu Xian's psychology was stimulated, or maybe it's because the five taels of silver a jar of fine wine is too fragrant.
Xu Xian was very drunk.
Crying and laughing, all kinds of nonsense came out.
"Miss Bai is as beautiful as a fairy, why is she a snake?
"Does it really take six hours for snakes to reproduce..."
"I'm not afraid that my offspring will lay an egg, but I can only hold it for half a stick of incense at most, woo woo woo..."
"Why don't you repay your kindness with your body?"
"I am a poor boy and I can't afford to support you!"
…
Hu Xiaotong was dumbfounded. He looked at Bai Suzhen and then at Xu Xian, as if he had discovered some great secret.
The hairs on Li Mu's back stood up, fearing that Xu Xian might accidentally confess him.
This guy is too drunk.
He looked at Bai Suzhen nervously, ready to activate his skills at any time.
Li Hailong quietly gave Li Mu a thumbs up, his eyes filled with admiration.
but.
He also held a piece of soap in his palm to prevent accidents from happening.
Xiao Qing's face was as dark as water, while Bai Suzhen's mouth was slightly open and her face was red. Finally, she couldn't bear it anymore and stopped Xu Xian with a wave of her hand. She looked around at the crowd angrily and said, "No one is allowed to tell anything about what happened today."
Hu Xiaotong nodded slightly.
Li Mu looked confused: "Sister Bai, what are you talking about? I was a little dizzy from drinking and didn't hear anything."
Li Hailong narrowly covered his forehead: "Sister Bai, Sister Qing, don't worry, I drank too much too!"
He didn't forget to take Xiaoqing with him. After all, Xiaoqing is also a snake and should be treated equally.
Xiaoqing gouged out Li Hailong's eyes fiercely, looked at Xu Xian who was already bleeding and falling asleep, and hesitated for a moment: "Sister, if you speak the truth after drinking, why don't I kill this scoundrel, and you can wait another eighteen years to repay your kindness?" !”
Bai Suzhen's face darkened and she scolded: "Xiaoqing, don't be ridiculous. How can you fail to repay your kindness and kill your benefactor? Not to mention that Mr. Xu just said a few drunken words, even if he really wants me to give him my life, it should be done." "
Li Mu unexpectedly glanced at Bai Suzhen and said with a smile: "Miss Qing, don't be so angry. Young Mu Ai, Sister Bai is so beautiful, Xu Xian has to be unmoved, and it will be unreasonable. Let's go back and find some more beauties for him." My dear, please distract him and he won’t think so!”
"You're not a good person either!" Xiao Qing spat angrily.
"Brother, if Miss Qing kills our benefactor, we will kill Miss Qing to avenge our benefactor. Is this a way to repay our kindness?" Li Hailong said with a smile.
"You come and try to kill one!?" Xiao Qing glared at Li Hailong, "Let's see who can kill the other between the two of us?"
How dare you test Xiaoqing's bottom line like this?
Li Mu glanced at Li Hailong's hand holding Soap tightly, and secretly sighed that the newcomer was more courageous than he thought!
"Okay, you two, stop joking." Li Mu took on the attitude of a family member of the Repaying Gratitude Alliance, "If the benefactor was killed without knowing it, there is nothing wrong with us avenging him. But watching the benefactor helplessly My father-in-law was killed, and it’s probably unjustifiable to avenge him!”
Are you actually discussing the possibility of this approach?
These two guys!
Bai Suzhen glanced at Xu Xian, and suddenly realized that the reason why she couldn't see through his future was probably the two inconspicuous foxes opposite her!
Maybe it would be easier to get rid of them and repay the favor yourself! …
Bai Suzhen had such an idea for no reason, which shocked her. She shook her head gently to dispel the terrible thought: "Xiao Bai, my benefactor is drunk, please send him back." , I feel a little confused and want to walk around.”
"Sister Bai, do whatever you want, we will take care of our benefactor." Li Mu said with a smile, "The Repaying the Gratitude Alliance was established to brainstorm and make it convenient to repay the favor. It does not restrict everyone's freedom."
Bai Suzhen nodded: "Xiaoqing, let's go!"
"Um!"
Xiao Qing glared at Li Mu in annoyance, followed Bai Suzhen and stood up to leave.
In the blink of an eye.
Only Li Mu and the drunk Xu Xian were left in the box.
…
"Is there something you two are hiding from me?" Hu Xiaotong couldn't help but ask, "Where did Xiaoqing get so much money? Did she go steal the money from the treasury?"
"Ku Yin? What Ku Yin?" Xu Xian raised his head in confusion.
Li Mu stretched out his hand and pressed the back of his head, and he fell asleep again. He glared at Hu Xiaotong: "Hush, the walls have ears."
Hu Xiaotong frowned.
Then, Li Mu walked to the window, opened it, and looked towards the street.
The street was bustling with people, but the two green and white snake demons could not be seen. He shook his thumb and called Li Hailong: "Bohu, Xiaotong, Qiantang Gate is too prosperous for practice. I miss practicing freely in the mountains." What a day!”
Li Hailong understood, came to Li Mu's side, looked out the window, and said, "Yes! I don't know when I will be able to repay my kindness and resolve the karma of my previous life. I miss my teacher a little!"
Hu Xiaotong's expression changed: "Is miss bai here (Miss Bai here)?"
Li Mu's English level is quite poor, but he can still understand simple phrases. Before Hu Xiaotong and Hu Xiaotong have mastered the thread, it is indeed a good idea to communicate in English. He nodded: "Stand a good chance (very good chance)" possible)!"
Li Hailong weighed the soap in his hand and said with a smile: "The invisible creatures around us will fart constantly; the invisible creatures around us will take off their clothes automatically; the invisible creatures around us will imitate the ten sounds of cat. Scream; the invisible creatures around us will 100% be hit by bird droppings; the invisible creatures around us..."
The words were not finished.
Screams of varying lengths and ups and downs suddenly sounded in the room: "Meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-"
One after another, they quickly fled away.
Hu Xiaotong has a black hair.
Li Mu looked back at Li Hailong: "Bohu, you have offended Bai Suzhen!"
Li Hailong shrugged: "It's not me, it's us. There will always be such a day. You can't blame me. It's amazing that I can come up with so many settings in such a short time!"