Heavenly Farmer

When gods gather, lightning will strike and the earth will move. Immortals! Which of the numerous way to immortality should one follow? Immortals are hard to seek, but why should immortals hide? Heaven has no mercy, but humans have emotions, and these emotions hinder the road to longevity! Train the inner self to stay calm, train the external body to be resistant, then cross the three continents and four seas alone, and fight valiantly with demons and devils! With the heavenly baton in hand, raid the devils and demons without any resistance! Take one step to cross nine stars and chase the sword in the dreams! Traverse a thousand li of river and mountains in a single day! The exceptional beings do not mix with the ordinary! Within the universe, where can one find an obstacle! Moving like a dragon, with talent like a phoenix! The heavenly Daos and stars will guide one’s way!

Yu Jinli was a koi fish who had practiced for a thousand years. (Translator’s note: The two Chinese characters “Jin Li” in the name sounds similar to the two Chinese characters for koi fish. ‘Jinli’ is now a symbol of luck in internet slang.) He had taken the shape of a human being recently with the ability to predict fortune and change luck. He was supposed to be a popular Mr. Lucky but who could have thought that… “Sir, your forehead is covered by gloomy air. I’m afraid there is a looming threat of fatal disaster waiting for you…” Yu Jinli said with all seriousness. All of a sudden, a big flower pot descended from above and hit that man directly on the head. “Buddy, the top of your head is green. I’m afraid that…” Before Yu Jinli finished, the young man opposite him received a call and headed to a hotel nearby to catch his girlfriend in the act of adultery. “Brother, you…” Everyone cried: Lord General, please take good care of your wife and don’t let him throw curses around… TAT Yu Jinli felt frustrated: Obviously, I’m warning them with a good intention. The nationally acknowledged most perfect man, the young general: Dear, don’t get upset because of those shortsighted men. Come home with me and I’ll make you chestnuts roasted with brown sugar. (Translator’s note: The Chinese character for chestnut is the same as the Chinese character “Li” in “Yu Jinli”) Those “shortsighted” men: …

Mu Wushuang, a top secret agent of the twenty-first century with divine medical skills. Bringing people back from the dead with one hand, while killing criminals with the other. If she wanted someone dead at midnight, that person would not live past dawn, winning her the nickname “Lady Hades”. She passed through space and time and was transmigrated into the Hou Manor’s Third Young Miss, an ugly woman known far and wide to be a useless piece of tr*sh. Who could have known? When those glacial eyes open, all beasts submit, shaking up Heaven and earth. She’s an one-of-a-kind summoner with heaven defying abilities, and a super prodigy among elixir cultivators. She contracts divine beasts, tramples over evil scums and dregs of society, stopping buddha if she encounters one, killing gods if they hinder her! But who is going to tell her that the Imperial Uncle that she had accidentally become entangled with will be so hard to shake off? A certain prince: “The Royal Lady is as beautiful as a goddess. All of you better watch her closely, and anyone who tries to hit on her shall be killed without exception!” “My Lord, are you blind? Don’t you realize that it will be the Lady trying to hit on others instead!” The secret guard cried in silent anguish in his heart, his gaze fixed upon the pudgy and rotund Royal Lady.

The genius pharmacist transmigrated into a pitiful farm girl’s body. Ignored by her own father, abused by her stepmother, and bullied by her stepbrothers. Her “twin” brother was given to distant relative and she went as the “extra” to live under someone else’s roof. Luckily she possessed mad apothecary skills. Collecting herbs, plowing herb fields, formulating medicines and treating the ills, she refused to live an ordinary life as she slowly uncovered the truth of her real identify. Inadvertently, she saved a dashing man who was in reality a big, bad wolf hiding under the skin of an innocent little puppy. He pulled out all his tricks: I have no other means to return your favor of saving my life. What say I repay you by marrying you?

When Ye Mo suddenly woke up, he realized that everything around him seemed to have changed: He has been transmigrated into the modern Earth where spiritual energy is scarce. His pretty master from his former world was nowhere to be seen. Most importantly, he found himself in the body of a young man who has been abandoned by his clan for an embarrassing reason…

———【Holy Sword】 ———【skill】 ———【blessing】 As a brave summoned to another world, Shien is basically invincible. The goddess told him: “You are the one who is most likely to defeat the devil.” The princess told him: “I have never seen a foul man like you.” Even his teammates said: “How about you go to build a country?” Unfortunately, Shien is so determined to walk his own path. “I want to be an adventurer, fight monsters without risk and upgrade, and then sneak to defeat the Demon King after i have achieved the max level, and hide my merit and fame.” However, the Demon King does not necessarily have to be defeated, in fact, it can also be…

The people of Dafang village all say, the personality of the Lian family’s eldest daughter changed dramatically after her engagement was cancelled by her fiance’s family. She became extremely forceful and unreasonable. After hearing this, Lian Fangzhou secretly thought: Forceful? My parents are dead, my little brothers and sister are still young, with no one lending a helping hand, there are too many people looking to bully us showing up at my door! There’s still the most shameless pair of uncle and aunt eyeing our few acres of land, and even scheming to sell me off as a concubine! Treating my siblings as servants at their beck and call! If I was not forceful, how would we be able to live in peace? Don’t tell me that I should act like the previous Lian Fangzhou and die from extreme anger? In order to quell this bunch of demons, break out a wide path to walk on, angelic faces are useless, only the tricks used by malevolent spirits are the way to go!

When Gao Ge is awake, he finds that he has returned to the earth before aura reappeared. The world will usher in an era of practitioners soon. Various schools of cultivation and families of ancient martial arts will spring up. As a man who is living a second life, Gao Ge will never let go of the chance to grasp the resources, cultivation methods and treasure places first. In this era, there are many geniuses and I, Gao Ge, shall be the king of them.

Ji Changze’s mission is to guard people who will have their lives ruined by various types of scum. Then, he transmigrated as these scums. –A pampered youngest son from the 80s. –The babied genius who keeps squeezing his parents care. –Phoenix man with a high education who prefers to be lazy. –Unfilial child who refuse to acknowledge his parents because he considers them a burden to himself. After Ji Changze came through. –The unmotivated lazy hearted youngest son turned out to be the richest man in the area. –The giant baby turned out to put all his energy into research. –The useless phoenix man turned the tides when his wife’s family almost came to bankruptcy. –The ungrateful son returned to his hometown to find a famous doctor for his parents.

After transmigrating, Su Tang became a poor village girl who was not loved by her own father and was abused by her stepmother. After only a few days she was sent as a sacrifice to the River God. Faced with the threat of an imminent second death, Su Tang clenched her fists. Anyway, since she had survived, there was no reason to let herself die again. Su Tang rolled up her sleeves and, space in hand, she was ready to face the world. She separated from the family, took her younger brother to be adopted somewhere else, did business, bought a manor, and tried to make money every day… Not only did the days become more and more beautiful, but the person also became more and more beautiful. As for getting married, what’s that? Can she eat it? Su Tang’s life motto: I’m fated to face adversity alone so I’ll only love money all my life! However, one day a proud young man appeared outside her door saying: You may not believe it, but my nickname is Money*. Su Tang: Outside. Squatting. Horse Stance. Go. Now! A certain proud young man: It’s true, I will now ask my brother, the emperor, to change my name. Su Tang: … (tl note: the actual nickname is ‘小钱钱’ which means money in the context and is the same words Su Tang used in the previous line)

The betel nut adds smoke, the mana is boundless. Betel nut plus wine, I have the world. This is a grocery store opened in Xiuxianjie. You said that you want to be promoted to Jindan and hang all sorts of geniuses? Betel nut plus smoke, a million spirit stones! You said you want to hammer your fiance who was in infancy? Betel nut plus wine, ten million spirit stones! You said you want to be a fairy? Success, as long as you can afford it!

Cen Xi as a god of poverty, her performance had always been very good, until… One day, Cen Xi woke up and found herself in another parallel time and space, turned into an unlucky eighteen-tier actress and having a hidden big boss. Cen Xi, who was born in the divine realm moved to stay in the big boss’s house. Since then, the big boss began to fall in love… But Cen Xi found that her sealed divine powers were slowly coming back. Was it that the way to go back was to lose and spend the boss’ properties? So Cen Xi started spending the big boss’ money and swiping the big boss’ cards, hoping to return to the divine realm as soon as possible. But why did the money of the big boss keep increasing? And it was increasing faster and faster? Her powers as a god of poverty was almost overwhelmed by the speed of the big boss’ wealth! This was too unscientific! ————– Lu Jingcheng: ? ? ? The wives that others married are getting richer. The wife that I married is trying to make me go bankrupt?