Heavenly Farmer

Yu Jinli was a koi fish who had practiced for a thousand years. (Translator’s note: The two Chinese characters “Jin Li” in the name sounds similar to the two Chinese characters for koi fish. ‘Jinli’ is now a symbol of luck in internet slang.) He had taken the shape of a human being recently with the ability to predict fortune and change luck. He was supposed to be a popular Mr. Lucky but who could have thought that… “Sir, your forehead is covered by gloomy air. I’m afraid there is a looming threat of fatal disaster waiting for you…” Yu Jinli said with all seriousness. All of a sudden, a big flower pot descended from above and hit that man directly on the head. “Buddy, the top of your head is green. I’m afraid that…” Before Yu Jinli finished, the young man opposite him received a call and headed to a hotel nearby to catch his girlfriend in the act of adultery. “Brother, you…” Everyone cried: Lord General, please take good care of your wife and don’t let him throw curses around… TAT Yu Jinli felt frustrated: Obviously, I’m warning them with a good intention. The nationally acknowledged most perfect man, the young general: Dear, don’t get upset because of those shortsighted men. Come home with me and I’ll make you chestnuts roasted with brown sugar. (Translator’s note: The Chinese character for chestnut is the same as the Chinese character “Li” in “Yu Jinli”) Those “shortsighted” men: …

When gods gather, lightning will strike and the earth will move. Immortals! Which of the numerous way to immortality should one follow? Immortals are hard to seek, but why should immortals hide? Heaven has no mercy, but humans have emotions, and these emotions hinder the road to longevity! Train the inner self to stay calm, train the external body to be resistant, then cross the three continents and four seas alone, and fight valiantly with demons and devils! With the heavenly baton in hand, raid the devils and demons without any resistance! Take one step to cross nine stars and chase the sword in the dreams! Traverse a thousand li of river and mountains in a single day! The exceptional beings do not mix with the ordinary! Within the universe, where can one find an obstacle! Moving like a dragon, with talent like a phoenix! The heavenly Daos and stars will guide one’s way!

The genius pharmacist transmigrated into a pitiful farm girl’s body. Ignored by her own father, abused by her stepmother, and bullied by her stepbrothers. Her “twin” brother was given to distant relative and she went as the “extra” to live under someone else’s roof. Luckily she possessed mad apothecary skills. Collecting herbs, plowing herb fields, formulating medicines and treating the ills, she refused to live an ordinary life as she slowly uncovered the truth of her real identify. Inadvertently, she saved a dashing man who was in reality a big, bad wolf hiding under the skin of an innocent little puppy. He pulled out all his tricks: I have no other means to return your favor of saving my life. What say I repay you by marrying you?

Mu Wushuang, a top secret agent of the twenty-first century with divine medical skills. Bringing people back from the dead with one hand, while killing criminals with the other. If she wanted someone dead at midnight, that person would not live past dawn, winning her the nickname “Lady Hades”. She passed through space and time and was transmigrated into the Hou Manor’s Third Young Miss, an ugly woman known far and wide to be a useless piece of tr*sh. Who could have known? When those glacial eyes open, all beasts submit, shaking up Heaven and earth. She’s an one-of-a-kind summoner with heaven defying abilities, and a super prodigy among elixir cultivators. She contracts divine beasts, tramples over evil scums and dregs of society, stopping buddha if she encounters one, killing gods if they hinder her! But who is going to tell her that the Imperial Uncle that she had accidentally become entangled with will be so hard to shake off? A certain prince: “The Royal Lady is as beautiful as a goddess. All of you better watch her closely, and anyone who tries to hit on her shall be killed without exception!” “My Lord, are you blind? Don’t you realize that it will be the Lady trying to hit on others instead!” The secret guard cried in silent anguish in his heart, his gaze fixed upon the pudgy and rotund Royal Lady.

Yu Yaoyao was a snake spirit who died by lightning and as a result, transmigrated to a novel she had read in her past life. This third-rate actress had the same name as her, but then she remembered she was only a pitiful cannon fodder in the novel she had read. This obscure actress’s life was riddled with scandals, and as a result, her diamond husband left her. She then hit the rock bottom of her career and ultimately became paralyzed by an accident. Not to mention, she had neglected her child, leading him to an early death. Graced with a new life, Yu Yaoyao is determined to steer her path away from the plot’s death flags. She’ll be the best wife, the most loving mother and she’ll rise to the top of the entertainment industry!

The new host looked soft, sweet and bullying. The system is heartbroken: It’s over! However, the speed of light was beaten in the face. Huh? The scumbag knelt on the ground and cried and confessed his mistake! The villain Dasi Hengliu wants to put down the butcher’s knife! The vicious female partner was abused to the point of having nowhere to run! … Wait, isn’t this style wrong? hey hey, what the fuck? Host, put down the knife! That’s the hero, hey, don’t stab him! Male protagonist: Be good, put down the knife, I will stab myself! (Crazy for her, crazy for her, even if a hundred steel is made, it will become soft around your fingers.)

This article female dressed as a man, double-strength and cool, welcome to jump! “He” was once the most dazzling genius in the Mu family, everyone admired and should not be chased. “He” is also the most humiliating existence of the Mu family, with all his muscles destroyed and degenerated into a waste! Falling dust from the clouds, expelled by the family, and bullied! Everyone knows that the phoenix nirvana, rebirth from the ashes! Once awakened, the sky trembled! Turn your hands into clouds, cover your hands as rain, condense the vitality, refine the divine body, engage with the divine beasts, gather the power of the stars, and hold the universe! The three young masters of the Mu family, with their peerless demeanor, attracted countless people to chase wildly! When standing in the highest position, everyone looked up and knew that-“he” was actually her! He has a mysterious background, unpredictable strength, unpredictable, and extremely proud, but he is the only one who can’t let go and can’t bear it. Thousands of people follow him, and he only follows that one person! That peerless jewel is only me-in the palm of my hand! Thousands of brilliance! Fragment 1: Mu Sanshao smiled and said, “Young Master Yun, I’m sorry, this time, Ben Shao is ahead of you again, this sacred beast pill…” Yun Yi was not surprised: “It’s yours.” Mu Sanshao smiled more intensely: “Young Master Yun is so bold. Then we found this soul fluid…” Yun Yi’s phoenix eyes drooped slightly: “It’s yours.” Mu Sanshao smiled from ear to ear: “Young Master Yun is a real hero! Although you found this ancient magic art first, this young master also contributed…” Yun Yi’s eyes were deep: “It’s yours.” “Whatever you want, as long as I have it, it belongs to you.” Mu Sanshao smiled. “But…” Before Mu Sanshao could react, Yun Yi raised his eyes, staring at Mu Sanshao, and said every word: “You-mine!” Fragment 2: Mu Sanshao knew that he had a good birth, and it was inevitable to recruit bees and butterflies. But she never thought of attracting such an enchanting evildoer as Yun Yi. The appearance is evil, the background is evil, the talent is evil, and even the interest is so evil! After chasing and fleeing for a long time, Mu Sanshao finally decided to have a good talk with him. “Young Master Yun,” Mu Sanshao said with difficulty, “I am a man, and you are also a man…” Yun Yi’s face was expressionless: “Yeah.” Mu Sanshao paused: “I won’t engage in foundation…” Yun Yi’s eyebrows remained motionless: “Yes.” Mu Sanshao: “…” Mu San Shao gritted his teeth: “Young Master Yun, do you have an opinion on our Mu family, who tossed my sister before and now toss me…” Yun Yi looked at her with a smile. “If you are a woman, I like women, and if you are a man, I like men. How?” Mu Sanshao looked at him tremblingly: “…birds…beasts!” Yun Yi understood, Zheng nodded: “Well, if you are a beast, I only like you.” In short, only you are you! Zhan Nishino’s new book fantasy romance masterpiece “Mr. Doctor’s Daughter: Emperor, please marry!” “Surprise! After rebirth, she regained her pinnacle! Biluohuangquan, he promised her a splendid splendor!

When people are poor, they breathe wrong. Ding, congratulations to the host, you will get a certain amount of money every time you breathe. Ding, you get a spicy consumption card when you eat a crayfish with explosive taste. Ding, your sleep quality is very high today. Gain energy + 20% of your daily buff. Different Shenhao system, everything in life will bring surprises. Coach, I want to learn to race!

Lu Zixin has a Black Technology Chat Group of the Ten Thousand Realms , and the group members are the science and technology giants of the world. Tony Stark : “Group owner, I will send this War Machine Mark II Armor to you!” Red Queen : “Group owner, do you want to try the latest T virus ?” Skynet : “Group owner, where is your world? I am going to destroy it.” Bruce Wayne : “The Batmobile is simply used to pick up girls and today I have a great girl. Do you want to see it ?” Vega Punk : “Recently synthesized a new demon fruit, does the group want to try an experiment ?” Little Spidey : “I don’t care, I don’t care, do not send me the red envelope, I will retreat!” . . . Lu Zixin : “A group of lawless people, be careful with me!”

Once upon a time, an Alchemist Grandmaster from the World of Immortals accidentally took possession of a playboy, who hailed from a rich and powerful family, and became a student in the middle of his midterms. By the means of a miraculous immortal technique, he blended in and mingled amongst the femme fatales’ group to dominate the city! The nature of this novel’s origin is shamelessness to the core; having no sense of shame is just a basic foundation, but if the most shameless isn’t set yet, then become it!

In order to regain her Tao Heart, Yun Xi travels through the three thousand worlds. In every world, there is a tragic cannon fodder that needs her to counterattack. System: Host, this is a modern world, and your identity is a tragic daughter whose family was destroyed by her boyfriend! Yun Xi: … So, the miserable daughter becomes a domineering female president! System: Host, this is an ancient world, and you are an unlucky princess who was betrayed by her husband. Yun Xi: … So, the unfortunate princess the resolute becomes Queen of the country! System: Host, this an apocalyptic world, and your identity is the poor cannon fodder whose crystal nucleus was dug out by the heroine! Yun Xi: … So, the poor cannon fodder becomes the queen who unified the world after the apocalypse with a little white face next to her. Hey, isn’t this little white face a little familiar? System: For other system’s hosts, they will be spoiled by the big bosses in every world, but my host has to be big boss in every world, who only spoils her little white face…

She crosses over to a different world, and becomes a little six year old good-for-nothing. One day she rises up, with her summoning skills which defy the laws of nature and forbidden magic. Her abilities suddenly astound the world and she disdainfully looks down upon the strong from the mere corner of her eyes. When extreme frivolousness meets up with two-facedness, when a genius squabbles with an evildoer, at that moment, the world trembles because of it!