Deviant Immortal of Uncanny Dao

Chapter 640 Handwriting Stall

Soon two bowls of red oil chai hand were placed in front of the two of them. Yang used chopsticks to pick up the red oil chai hand like a white boat from the shiny red soup.

Putting the scallions with chopped green onions into his mouth and chewing them, Yang child couldn't help but nodded. Although it was covered in red oil, it didn't taste greasy at all. Instead, it was full of spicy and fragrant food, which was very delicious.

Even from his perspective as a cook, this copycat was extremely well done.

In this cold weather, it was really enjoyable to finish a bowl of hot rice noodles. The rice noodles were stuffed into the mouth one after another, and the two parents-in-law enjoyed eating.

"Master, can you do this?"

"I can cook it, but it's not as delicious as this one. I guess he has some secret recipe."

Yang child secretly looked at the stove in the distance and found that there seemed to be a few sticks floating in the pot where the hand was cooked. He immediately became interested and wondered what kind of sticks they were.

While Yang was eating and stealing from his master, a trembling old woman with white hair approached the stall on a crutch.

"Do you always want some red oil to cook your hands?" asked the stall owner who was fishing for the hand.

The old woman licked her cracked lips and glanced at the tumbling hand in the pot. "Well, I have something to eat. Store owner, can you give me a bowl of hot water? How much does it cost for me to eat?"

Yang, who was stealing from his master, ignored the old woman and found that the man was wearing tatters and had many patches on his body. He looked like a locust tree that was about to wither.

"Look what you say, how much does a bowl of hot water cost? Just sit down and I'll pour it for you right now!"

After thanking the shopkeeper profusely, the old woman looked around and sat down at the table next to Yang's child.

When a bowl of hot water was delivered to her, the old woman opened her cloth bag and took out a small black ceramic jar.

She first took a sip of water along the edge of the bowl, then took out the chopsticks from the bamboo tube and carefully picked out a pebble dripping with black water from the ceramic jar.

"Hey, boss, look at that man eating rocks."

When Yang child looked over, he saw the old woman putting the stone in her mouth and sucking it with relish.

After the stone was completely blackened, the old woman spit the stone back into the ceramic pot, picked up the bowl of hot water again and took a sip along the side.

When she stuffed a stone into her mouth again, Zhao Xiumei said to Child Yang with some unbearability: "Let's ask her for a bowl. How can we be full just by eating stones?"

"Yeah." Child Yang nodded gently. He couldn't bear to see people being hungry. When he was a beggar, he knew what hunger felt like.

Of course, Yang didn't dare to give too much in charity, so he could only order a bowl of food for the other party. After all, he still knew the rule of not exposing one's wealth.

When the eight taels ordered by Yang child arrived, he brought the freshly cooked food to the old man. "Old man, eat this. This one is hungrier than that one."

The old woman was stunned for a moment, then smiled at the big red alveolar exposed by the child Yang, "Thank you, baby, I don't need it. I have everything. Look, this stone is braised pork ribs." The flavor, this one is Babao duck flavor, and this one, this one is the big elbow with sauce."

After using chopsticks to pick out pebbles of various shapes in the ceramic pot and displaying them for a while, she carried the bowl to the side of the monkeys and handed the bowl directly to the three monkeys.

The three monkeys were obviously hungry, so they hurriedly pounced on them and swung their bows left and right. After a while, they even licked the red oil in the bowl clean. of

Yang child had a complicated expression and turned around three times and sat down again in his seat, looking at the old woman who continued to suck the stone.

After thinking for a while, he said with regret to Zhao Xiumei beside him: "Do you think this old man is as mentally ill as Senior Brother Li?"

"Let her run around when she is sick. The younger generation of this family is really unfilial." Zhao Xiumei said with some indignation.

"What if this old man is like me and has no family?"

"." The two of them were silent.

However, no matter what their emotions were, as strangers, they had done what they could. You can't take a crazy old woman with you on the way to visit your relatives.

Although the two parents-in-law have good intentions, they are not so good-hearted.

The two of them continued to eat, but for some reason, the food was not as delicious as before.

One, two, three, as all the food in the bowl went into their stomachs, the two of them stood up and prepared to leave.

But at this moment, an old Taoist riding a black donkey came over with two disciples. His long beard was fluttering and he looked very immortal.

"Master, let's eat here today."

"Hmm~~Okay, by the way, the last time I was cheating, I was able to get rid of the evil and bring peace to the good. I asked the Thunder God to kill two Yakshas who were causing harm to the world."

As soon as these words came out, everyone in the stall looked at this man with awe in their eyes.

"That is, who is my master? He is a Taoist who will soon become an immortal. He hates evil the most in his life." The two Taoist boys next to him kept flattering him.

When he heard this, one of the three monkeys glanced at the owner who was eating the second bowl, gritted his teeth and pulled the chain around his neck, and chirped loudly.

In the end, he even knelt down and kept kowtowing to the old Taoist, and his mouth started to tremble with human words. "Save scumbag!! Help!!"

"Huh?" The old Taoist slapped the table with one hand, frowned, and his face suddenly became calmer and calmer.

Seeing that his true identity was revealed, the monkey charmer suddenly lifted the table, took out a short knife from his arms, and planned to fight the opponent desperately. "Fuck! Old Niubi, what do you want to do!"

However, seeing the redness of both sides of the opponent, the old Taoist's body trembled suddenly, his eyes looked away with some confusion, and he sat on the stool without getting up.

This scene was beyond everyone's expectations, including the monkey charmer who was prepared to risk his life. "Hahaha! Turns out he's a real guy!"

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to pull the kowtowing monkey, and kicked it to the ground, causing it to vomit blood.

"You dare to file a complaint, don't you? I'll let you sue! I'll let you sue!" He slapped the monkey's face continuously, shaking off the monkey's skin.

Just when Yang was hesitating, a pebble flew over and hit the monkey charmer's arm, instantly bending it into two sections.

Just as he covered his hands and screamed, the old woman next to him spat hard, and the pebbles in his mouth flew directly into the monkey charmer's open mouth, breaking the bones and smashing the brain.

Under the gaze of everyone around her, the old woman hunched her back and walked to the monkey with a bloody head. She pulled open the monkey skin with both hands, revealing a child's head that was mangled with blood and flesh inside.

These monkeys are actually real people, just wrapped in a layer of monkey skin.

"Oh, how pitiful, how pitiful."

As she spoke, she took out a piece of white cloth and carefully wrapped it around the monkey baby's head, "Come on, this world is full of suffering, believe in Grandpa Shidu. Only by believing in Grandpa Shidu can you have a good pregnancy in the future. "

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