The Beautiful Swordsman Came with a Barbecue

Chapter 462 Scenery From a High Place 【Three in One】

"Rubber band idiot! I hate to say that, but happy birthday! Luffy!"

Upside Down Mountain is nearly 5,000 meters away from the peak. Anilu and Lufei and I are on a relatively large footing stone. Anilu took a piece of cake that Luffy gave him, and suddenly said a little touched.

Before they knew it, they had climbed the mountain for nearly a month, fell down dozens of times on the way, were rescued by Skyler dozens of times, and then were beaten by Karp dozens of times.

Although the age difference is a bit big, but at this time, Enilo feels that the rubber band idiot in front of him is more pleasing to the eye than ever. After all, these are brothers who were born and died together.

Luffy was not as active as Enilo, but he showed a big smile and said, "Big Ear Boy, is your birthday tomorrow? Then you have to give me back a piece of cake!"

Of course, it is impossible for them to survive on the bare mountain wall for so long. After all, based on their experience of falling two or three times a day, every time they fall, it is equivalent to going down to eat.

It's just that they persisted a little longer today, and they haven't fallen down until now. The cake was brought to him by Skyler just now, and it was also the first meal on May 5th.

And when he heard that Luffy remembered his birthday, Enilo scratched his head, the turban had disappeared for a long time, and the short golden hair became a little longer, and it was all blown up by the wind at this time, which was very funny.

This is still on the condition that there is a mountain wall where they can rest their feet and hide from the wind, otherwise, they might not even be able to eat cakes at this time.

Enilu suddenly envied Luffy, an idiot with rubber bands, because he never knew what dissatisfaction was, he would not be dissatisfied if he could not climb up, and he would not be dissatisfied after falling down.

He wouldn't be dissatisfied with being beaten by Garp, as long as he could eat a meal after being beaten, he would be full of energy and continue to conquer this impossible mountain.

If it weren't for such a natural idiot to accompany him, Enilu felt that he would not be able to resist for a week, but...unknowingly, it has been nearly a month.

I am getting closer and closer to the unreachable mountain peak. Although the mountain wind is getting stronger and stronger, the achievement will be cleared if one step is careful, but this kind of process of conquering the impossible makes Enilo feel that he is I have a lot of insights.

As a "god", he had never experienced it before, and he had never made such a step forward. Although he was very emotional at the moment, Enilo really wanted to thank this rubber band idiot.

"Don't you like cake? Then I'll help you eat it."

While Enilo was remembering this period of time, Luffy had already finished eating a three-layer cake, looking at the fist-sized cake in Enilo's hand, salivating.

Even, Luffy stretched out his hand directly, intending to snatch the cake back.

"Idiot with rubber band!!!"

Enilo roared angrily, dodging Luffy's claws, but the two made a big move, and the mountain wall could only accommodate them, so he didn't feel sorry for them.

Enilu's feet were empty, and the whole person fell down. Luffy subconsciously wanted to stretch his arms to hold Enilu, but the Hailou stone collar on his neck prevented him from actively using his abilities.

Moreover, he swung his arm too hard, and he also fell down.

In mid-air, Enilu looked at a spider web that was being woven rapidly below, sighed, and then stuffed the cake in his hand into his mouth.

"Duang~Duang~"

The two fell onto the spider web woven by Skyler using ghost-binding silk. The center of the spider web fell rapidly, but the speed gradually slowed down. When the two were only a few meters away from the ground, they stopped falling.

"deng~deng~"

The ghost thread broke one by one, and the two fell directly to the ground. However, they got used to the fall, and the two quickly got up, and then lay down on their sides, holding their heads with their hands and curling their legs.

This is what Skyler taught them, the best position to be beaten.

"Ahahaha~ I thought the two of you would stay there forever today!"

Karp laughed loudly, holding two fists as big as casserole, and slowly walked towards this side.

"Bang bang bang~ bang bang~"

Half an hour later, Enilo and Luffy, with bruised noses and swollen faces, sat in front of the temporary small dining table, and a merchant ship docked not far away, and people were continuously taking food from the merchant ship.

There are usually no merchant ships coming to Gemini Cape, and there is no living area around it. Apart from hoarding a lot of dry food like Kulocas, they can only fish and eat.

But Karp and Skyler chose a more ingenious approach. They chartered two merchant ships, and the merchant ships went back and forth once a week, and then stationed for a week to provide them with various foods.

This method has no disadvantages, except that it burns some money, but Skyler and Karp are not short of money.

The barbecue was served on the table, and the two brothers and sisters, Enilo and Lu Fei, began to revive. In less than a month, Enilo's demeanor that he had maintained for so many years completely collapsed.

The appearance of cooking rice looks like that of Lu Fei, a rubber band idiot.

"Click~"

The door of the lighthouse opened, and Kulokas walked over here confidently. Karp forcibly drank his tea, and he came to forcefully eat, which is also a matter of course!

Moreover, his appetite was so small that whether he ate or not would not affect the portion of lunch, so Karp and Skyler didn't bother to talk to this old man who was also shameless.

The speed at which a group of five people destroyed the food depended on the speed at which the chefs produced it. After more than an hour, Luffy finally had enough food, but his size became stronger than Garp.

Although locked by the sea stone collar, Luffy can't actively use his ability, but the body transformed by the fruit will not restore, so he can still stuff enough food.

When he came to the foot of the mountain, he wanted to start climbing, but found that his hands could not touch the gable wall at all, and was blocked by his stomach. He tried hard to hit the gable wall, trying to squeeze the gable wall and deform his stomach. Let your hands grasp the gable.

but

"Duang~"

He was bounced back to the ground at once, and Luffy lying on the ground, like an overturned bastard, kept waving his limbs, but he just couldn't touch the ground.

"Hahahaha~ rubber band idiot!!!"

Enilu smiled happily. He no longer worried or bored about the mountain climbing that was about to start again. In front of Luffy, he started to climb the mountain lightly.

"Rubber fruit. Hehe~"

Kulocas wiped his glasses with a napkin, and made some sounds that didn't seem to mean anything. Skyler ignored him, and neither did Garp, but the reasons were different.

But in just a few minutes, Luffy's size began to shrink. If someone touched his skin, he would find that his body temperature was much higher than usual.

Skyler will also do the same when he activates life return and quickly digests food, but unlike Luffy, Skyler needs to consciously control his body organs to speed up digestion.

But Luffy seems to have become an instinct, an instinct that he himself is not aware of.

Ten minutes later, Luffy fully recovered, with thin arms and legs, and after bouncing on the ground a few times, he screamed strangely and began to conquer this upside-down mountain again.

He didn't look tired at all, and even the swelling caused by Garp's beating had already disappeared by now. This kind of resilience was no different from Skyler's.

Ten minutes later, Luffy finally saw Enel's figure, half an hour later, he finally caught up with Enel, and after an hour, both of them became breathless.

At this time, they also came to the middle section, that is, the area where the mountain wind began to rage, and the speed of both of them began to slow down, their bodies just sticking to the mountain, climbing cautiously.

Although they have already conquered three quarters, it doesn't mean that they can climb to a higher height than the last one every time. If they are not careful, they will still fall down.

From evening to midnight, and then from midnight to dawn, the two finally returned to the mountain wall where they were yesterday. At this time, there was a cake on the mountain wall.

Skyler didn't know when, but ran up again and put another birthday cake there.

After crawling all night, Luffy, who was already hungry, his eyes lit up instantly. Seeing this, Enilo shouted in horror, "Idiot with rubber band! That's my cake!"

"Cake! Cake! Cake!"

But Luffy couldn't hear any words from Enilu for a long time, and just instinctively climbed towards that mountain wall. Seeing this, Enilu gritted his teeth angrily, and kept climbing towards that mountain wall.

Relying on the longer hands and feet, Enilu grabbed the edge of the mountain wall first, and was about to support it. In an instant, his whole body sank, and he almost fell. When he looked down, Luffy was already hanging on his lap.

"Go down! Go down for me!!!"

Enil roared angrily, swaying his body constantly, trying to throw Lu Fei off, but Luffy held Enil tightly at this time, and refused to let go at all.

"Hmph! This time, I won't let you succeed!"

Even with Luffy hanging on his body, Enilo still forcibly climbed up the mountain wall, or in other words, only the upper body climbed up the mountain wall, and the upper body lay on the mountain wall, and Enilo stretched out his hand.

Finally, he grabbed the cake box and violently opened the cake box with one hand. Enelu didn't care about the image at all, grabbed a big piece directly, and then gobbled it up.

The good cake was directly scratched by him, but feeling that Luffy climbed down a little bit along his body, Enilo also completely ignored his face.

Just like a cat digging cat litter after going to the toilet, Enilo is extremely fast, and he has one more step than cats, that is, stuffing the scraped things into his mouth.

"Cake. Cake!!!"

But when Luffy finally climbed up, all he saw was the cream sticking to the cake box and base. He jumped up the mountain wall like crazy, swallowing the last bit of cream.

"Hi~Hi~"

Because he was eating too fast and too fast, and he was still exerting force while eating, Enilu was belching all the time at this time, and the stomach acid kept regurgitating, which made him very uncomfortable.

But seeing Luffy's appearance, he was very comfortable, so he smiled, endured the churning in his stomach, and the hiccups that kept interrupting his breath, and he was triumphant, with a bit of wickedness and embarrassment.

The next day, the two of them squatted on the small mountain wall again. Luffy, a happy idiot, actually had tears in his eyes. He didn't cry when he was beaten, and he didn't cry when he almost fell to death, but because he couldn't eat the cake , almost cried out.

Enilu was not much better, squatting on the mountain wall, holding his stomach with one hand, enduring the pain, and he was also a little embarrassed to see the appearance of the suffering brothers and sisters who supported him all the way.

After all, it was agreed yesterday to leave a piece for Luffy, but now not only did he not show his generosity, he even acted more stingy than the gluttonous Luffy.

His appetite is obviously not enough to eat the whole cake, but just now he couldn't think about it for some reason.

Shaking his head, Enilo stretched out his hand, trying to comfort Luffy, but he forgot that his hand was covered with cream, like a piece of cake in a car accident.

At least in Luffy's eyes, this is cake.

Panic suddenly appeared in Enil's eyes, because Luffy suddenly opened his bloody mouth and bit his hand.

"You ah ah!!!"

Enilu cried out in pain, and Lu Fei also loosened his teeth, and said with a look of disgust: "What? It turned out to be raw meat, it turned out to be hands."

Luffy complained, seeing Enel's murderous eyes, he changed his words wisely, Enel shook his hand, looked at the extra tooth marks on his hand, and there were several bleeding spots, but he couldn't get angry.

After shaking hands, the cream had fallen off, and squatting on the mountain wall for a while, Enilu continued the topic he wanted to talk about just now, and said:

"I didn't keep my promise this time! How about this, when we finish the task of climbing the mountain, we will eat at the first restaurant we encounter, and we will make sure you are full!"

"That's what you said!"

Luffy was not polite, and he didn't hold any grudges. He smiled when he heard Enilu said that he would invite him to dinner, then looked at the top of the mountain and said, "I think I can climb up today!"

"I'm sure I can climb up faster than you!"

The two resumed bickering, stood up from the mountain wall, jumped high, and wanted to grab the protrusion of the mountain wall, but they seemed to have forgotten that their hands seemed clean, but they were still extremely slippery.

Even though the strength in their hands was much stronger than it was a month ago, they still couldn't catch it. The two of them caught nothing, and they looked at each other in the air in a daze.

"Ahhhhh!!!"

"Ahhh!!!"

Very skillfully, the two of them rolled down from the sky again, making no progress at all compared to yesterday, and they were both "dead" by waves.

When the two of them were buffered by the spider web and landed on the ground of Gemini Cape again, they saw Garp squatting on the edge of the cliff brushing his teeth. Garp also turned his head at this time, showing a big smile.

Morning exercise, what a beautiful thing!

Before breakfast, Karp beat up two people who had appetizers, and two extra pots of rice were eaten for breakfast. Enilo and Luffy were not so happy. Of course, the speed of cooking did not slow down, but they were obviously in a bad mood.

After eating breakfast, the two of them washed their hands spontaneously for a few times, and climbed up the rock again.

Seeing the two jumping on the mountain, Skyler said to Karp: "I'm afraid it won't be too long to stop them, they are obviously able to withstand the most violent mountain wind, and then let them fall.

Even idiots like the two of them will find something is wrong, right? "

The continuous "challenge failure" of the two is not their own reason. Skyler and Karp have also done a lot of tricks, including adding a lot of "poison" to their cakes.

It's just because they preconceived that the Hailou stone collar would make them weak, so they never discovered that when they are full, they are weaker than when they are hungry.

This was all Garp's idea. Garp didn't want to beat them up a few more times, but if it was just to climb the Upside Down Mountain, then the difficulty was not high, and it didn't bring enough training to the two of them.

Only physical practice is far from enough, especially Enilu, if only physical training becomes stronger, it will only make him more and more swollen.

Failure, ruthless failure, is the best way to teach Enilo a lesson.

A hard failure is unlikely, because Enilo has long been used to being beaten by Skyler or Garp, so Karp came up with the idea of ​​using quantity to make up for quality.

And one more thing is to let Enilo lose to himself, not to others, so that he will be bruised and think, otherwise, he will be at the level of a pawn.

Of course, pawns in the eyes of Karp and Skyler.

Garp looked at Enel, who was climbing constantly, and his eyes no longer had the frustration of a week or two ago, nodded, and said:

"It's almost there. You can let them stop for a while. The old man has been eating for so many days, and his stomach feels uncomfortable."

Garp said, rubbing his stomach, walked towards the lighthouse, and shouted: "This old man is dying, come out and save this old man!"

In the toilet of the lighthouse, Kulocas, who was exhausted, also gritted his teeth and shouted: "You think I'll do it?!"

The dosage of the medicine was increasing day by day. At first, Kulocas could rely on some herbs for disinfection, but the herbs were used up and the dosage of the poison increased, so he couldn't hold it anymore.

Although Karp used medicines that would not really affect the body, no one could stand the toilet squatting for fourteen hours a day. He kept taking them because he didn't want to lose money.

Garp is even better than him, at least he can exercise to speed up the blood flow. Although this will make the poison more violent, it won't last that long.

And that kind of effect has no effect on Garp, but he is different from Kulokas. He is just a doctor. Although he has a little strength, he can't hold it.

Fourteen hours of toilet time every day, two hours of eating and drinking, and eight hours of sleep, this is the life of Kulocas for half a month.

And hearing that Garp not only didn't have the money, but even wanted to heal him with shame, it was shameless!

Seeing that Kurokas couldn't come out, Karp scraped inside the lighthouse for a while, found some herbs, pills, whatever they were for, stuffed them into his mouth, chewed them a few times, and swallowed them.

At this time, Kulokas, who came out from the toilet leaning against the wall, saw what Garp was eating, and didn't stop him. Only after he swallowed it, he smiled and said:

"Congratulations, you will die due to kidney failure. Unexpectedly, in the end, I avenged those pirates!"

"ah?"

Garp: (`Д)!!

For a moment, Garp couldn't tell whether what Kulocas said was true or not, but he didn't seem to want to take the risk, and rushed directly to the toilet, pushed Kulocas away, and faced the toilet that still had an aftertaste , began to retch up.

It's just that Garp, who has the attribute of Pixiu, swallowed something, so how could he spit it out? Even if he really wanted to vomit at this moment, his body couldn't do it.

After retching for half an hour, Garp, who still had nothing to lose, returned outside the lighthouse with a look of hopelessness, sat on the steps, and looked up at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle.

Skyler did not intervene in this matter. After all, if Garp could really be poisoned to death, he would have died long ago. A strong body is not only useful in fights.

Even if Garp had really taken poison just now, the dose was insignificant to him. Among other things, the anesthetic that could anesthetize an ordinary elephant would definitely not be able to anesthetize Garp.

Of course, Cap could fall asleep, but that was because he wanted to sleep, not because he was drugged.

Anyway, Garp might forget about it after a while.

And the fact is the same, when Enel and Luffy fell down again in the middle of the night, Garp woke up again with full blood and beat them up.

But in the middle of the night, Skyler didn't wake up the chef, but waited until dawn before Enel and Luffy had a delicious meal after being beaten.

And it's a great meal with nothing added.

"Lieutenant General Skyler, this is my contact information. If you have similar needs in the future, you can call me at any time, and I will immediately send a fleet to serve you."

On the merchant ship, Schuyler and the owner of the merchant ship settled the bill and had no intention of renewing the lease, because as long as there is no accident, the training for climbing this mountain is coming to an end.

"I feel empowered today!"

In the afternoon, Enilo and Luffy arrived at the familiar mountain wall, but compared with the previous two days, today seems to be much easier.

And Luffy nodded after hearing Enilo's words, and said, "Maybe I have enough to eat today!"

Enil felt that something was wrong, but before he could speak, Lu Fei jumped up and climbed up the rock, shouting: "Eat my fart, Big Ear Boy!"

"Pfft~"

Saying that, Luffy really farted. For a moment, Enilo's forehead was densely covered with veins, and he was also climbing towards the top. He could lose to anyone, but he couldn't lose to this rubber band idiot!

"I did it!!"

"I'm coming up!"

At dusk, the two yelled almost at the same time, and after leaping high, they saw a spectacular scene. The ocean currents from the east, west, north, south, and four seas gathered on the top of the mountain here, and finally turned into ocean currents leading to the great waterway.

Enilu looked around and saw all the small and high mountains, which rose leisurely in his heart. However, this time, he was no longer standing in a castle in the air, but standing on the top of a mountain that he conquered step by step.

"There's a restaurant over there! Big Ear Boy! Get ready for a treat!"

While Enilo was admiring the high scenery, Luffy suddenly pointed at Donghai and shouted.

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