The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Chapter 877: Blowing Incense

"Master, what are you going to do?" Xianyu was taken aback, basking in the sun, and was caught all of a sudden, what are you going to do?

Fangzheng said: "Don't talk nonsense, you guys, blow incense to me immediately, immediately!"

"Uh..." Hearing Fang Zheng's words, all the disciples were dumbfounded, blowing incense? What is this for?

Fangzheng saw that these little things still didn't understand, so he took the lead in blowing on the incense in the incense burner, the air blew through, the incense head instantly brightened, and the burning speed accelerated a bit.

After Fangzheng finished blowing, he said solemnly: "The temple has been in a downturn recently, and few pilgrims came under the heavy snow. If the incense is not strong, there will be no incense money. If there is no incense money, there will be no money to buy all kinds of delicious food. There is no good food……"

"Master! Don't talk about it, tell us what you want us to do! For the sake of the temple's incense, it is our duty!" To Fangzheng's surprise, before he finished speaking, the squirrel jumped out first, puffing out its small chest, He yelled with a dignified face.

However, Fangzheng felt that this little thing was so active because he was afraid of running out of rations.

However, Fang Zheng doesn't care what the reason is, as long as these guys are willing to work hard. Look at lone wolves, monkeys, and salted fish.

Xianyu said: "Master, I am obliged to do so. However, I am working for the monastery, right? Well... can I have an extra bite for dinner?"

Fangzheng nodded and said: "It's done, add it all!"

Xianyu jumped up resolutely, waving its fins, and said domineeringly: "Get out of the way for my ancestors? Don't anyone stop me, where is Xiang? I'm going to blow!"

At this time, the monkey asked curiously: "Master, you blow the incense just to make it burn faster. Why don't you just pull it out?"

When the other little guys heard this, they also looked at Fangzheng.

Fangzheng shook his head and said: "There is a saying that people fight for breath, and Buddhas fight for incense. Burning incense is to send incense to Bodhisattvas and Buddhas. You pull out other people's incense, do you still want to get along? As for blowing incense, this It's like express delivery is expedited, so it's nothing."

A few little guys suddenly realized.

Fangzheng said: "Okay, stop talking nonsense, take advantage of the pure heart to hold back the tourist group, everyone work harder, and finish blowing the incense as soon as possible. Also, don't be seen blowing the incense, otherwise the dinner will be ruined." No! Also, salted fish, be careful, don't get caught."

Fangzheng urged repeatedly.

Under the dual pressure and urging of dinner and no food, several little guys showed unprecedented enthusiasm. The squirrel jumped onto the censer, puffed its cheeks, puffed its belly, and blew desperately at Gao Xiang in front of it. Not to mention that this little thing is not big, but its mouth and lung capacity are not small, and the effect of blowing it like this is not bad. Immediately, he glanced at the others proudly, and then, the little guy's complacency disappeared in an instant, and he became stunned.

The lone wolf stood up, opened his mouth wide, and blew, all the saliva sprayed out. From a long distance, the squirrel felt like taking a shower.

However, this effect is also powerful, more than a dozen sticks of incense are blown fiery red, and the burning speed is much faster. This is much faster than a squirrel blowing one by one.

The squirrel felt aggrieved, but he was not convinced, and thought: "Isn't it just that I have a big head and a big mouth? If I have such a big head, I must be stronger! Well, Xianyu is small, so he should not be as good as me."

Thinking of this, the squirrel looked at the salted fish and was dumbfounded.

I saw that the salted fish is not big, but the fish mouth is not small! The mouth is wide open, and the cheeks are like a blower, sucking air in and blowing it out of the mouth, blowing it out like a blower, and the incense in front of it shortens rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye!

Squirrel had a bitter face, but he still comforted himself: "He's a monster, so it's normal for him to be stronger than me. Third Junior Brother shouldn't be so perverted..."

Thinking of this, the squirrel looked around, but didn't see the monkey. Just when his head was full of question marks, he thought the monkey had given up.

I saw the monkey walking over slowly.

Seeing the monkey, Xianyu laughed and said, "How about you, little monkey? Is my ancestor good? You little fellows, do you know how good my ancestor is?"

Speaking of this, Xianyu raised his head quite proudly.

The monkey glanced at Xianyu lightly and said, "Do you know the difference between a smart person and an idiot?"

Xianyu was taken aback.

The monkey didn't wait for Xianyu to speak, and continued: "The difference is that smart people use tools, but fools use brute force."

After finishing speaking, the monkey took out his hand behind his back, holding a fan in his hand!

Then the monkey waved a big fan under the stunned gazes of the little guys, and the wind blew up all of a sudden, and all the incense burned at a faster rate...

Lone wolf, salted fish, and squirrel looked at each other and cursed in unison: "Shameless!"

Then the salted fish and the squirrels went looking for something that could fan the wind. The lone wolf looked at his paws, resolutely gave up the idea of ​​using a fan, and continued to open his mouth wide, whistling, drooling all over the sky...

Facing a group of women with shining eyes, Hong Haier felt uneasy.

Especially in the face of a few female hooligans with dishonest hands and feet who touched his little face, the little guy became even more anxious, and quickly tensed up his little face, and said solemnly: "Amitabha, benefactor, men and women can't kiss each other."

If an adult monk said this, or if Fang Zheng said it, the other women would naturally back away. But Red Boy's cute appearance, and the expression of a serious little adult, complement each other, making him look even cuter.

The eyes of several women almost burst out with love. Those who didn't reach out their hands one after another stretched out their hands to pinch the red boy's pink face, and let out a coquettish smile and sigh: "Wow, the skin of the little mage is so good!" Ah, so tender."

"Tsk tsk, water is almost squeezed out..."

Some patted the red boy's head and said with a smile, "Oh, it's so cute, I really want to hug it."

When Hong Haier heard this, she was taken aback. These female hooligans seemed to be getting more and more insatiable! Xin said: This is not in the Immortal Realm, otherwise he would have wiped out all these goblins with one shot.

But now, just thinking about it, I can only try to imitate Fang Zheng's appearance, keep a sullen face, keep a safe distance, and tell these goblins with practical actions and a dignified spirit that I am a serious monk!

But the next moment...

A woman squatted down suddenly, took out a lollipop and put it in front of the red boy, and said with a smile: "Don't be angry, little mage, let my sister hug me, can my sister give you this?"

Hong Haier sneered inwardly and said: How old do you really think I am? Just trying to trick me with a lollipop?

So Honghaier said righteously: "At least two!"

The next moment, the tour group went far away, and the red boy was being hugged by a girl, eating a lollipop happily. As for moral integrity, righteousness, and whether a man and a woman can kiss each other, I forgot...

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