Chapter 794 Shameless
Xianyu hurriedly shouted: "Don't worry, my salty taste can't be contaminated by other things unless I want to! I heard from the Buddha that my salty taste is very special, and all my abilities are based on it. If I can pass it on to others, wouldn’t I be unemployed?”
Fangzheng was relieved now, and waved his hand and said: "You can live in Tianlong Lake, but you are not allowed to turn Tianlong Lake into salt water for me. Jingzhen, you are responsible for explaining the rules to him. If you don't follow the rules, you can sue at any time! Although our monastery is poor, there are still a few pickle jars."
When Xianyu heard this, he was overjoyed and thanked again and again.
After Fangzheng left, Xianyu came to his senses, no! He entered Tianlongchi to benefit the monastery! It is definitely a great benefit for the pool water to become Buddha's holy water! Besides, he is a fish and lives in water, isn't it justified? How did he get here, and he still needs to be grateful? Damn... the plot is a bit off track.
No matter what Xianyu thought, the monkey came over, snatched him away, found a place where no one was around, and a monkey chatted with a fish.
In fact, there are not many rules in Yizhi Temple, the main ones are to be obedient, not to make the master angry, to be civilized and polite, not to break the basic moral bottom line, not to break the basic Buddhist precepts, and the rest are optional.
After hearing the rules here, Xianyu was overjoyed, this is much more relaxed than in Lingshan!
But Xianyu immediately realized that something was wrong, and asked the monkey: "Why are you all disciples of this monastery, but you have lost your status when you come to me?"
"It's not that easy to get into our master's school. You'd better practice hard..." This time it was the monkey's turn to be strong, he raised his head, waved his sleeves and left.
Xianyu stroked his beard, clicked his mouth, looked at the temple, then at Tianlongchi, and said with a smile: "It's better not to be a disciple. I have been a fish for nine trillion years. I worship under the door of a young monk. Then That’s called throwing fish!”
Thinking of this, Xianyu plunged into Tianlong Pond and swam happily.
But it didn't take long for him to be happy, and soon he understood the difference between this disciple and a foreigner...
Seeing the sky gradually getting dark, the wind is getting stronger and stronger. Although it wasn't snowing, the strong wind blew the snowflakes on the ground and flew into the air. The scene was not much different from snowing.
But this has nothing to do with the salted fish. The salted fish is lying on the water surface of Tianlongchi, blowing the water leisurely, and muttering: "This is a bad weather, this is a bad place, this is a bad aura, this is a bad temple, this is a bad pond……"
Cursing and cursing, Xianyu only felt his stomach rumbling, and was stunned, touched his belly, and muttered, "What does it feel like?"
After living for nine trillion years, salted fish naturally don't need to eat on the Lingshan Mountain, and it is enough to absorb the aura of heaven and earth every day. But this is the earth, and the aura here is less than one trillionth of that of Lingshan! That is to say, he can build a foundation with one breath in Lingshan, and he can eat enough after ten minutes of meditation. But in fact, when in Lingshan, unless the mouth is hungry, the spiritual energy will flow through the whole body with the breath and the exercises, and the nutrition will never be lacking, so there will be no hunger. But it's going to die here, the aura in the air is too little, it can't match the consumption of oneself, so, the salted fish who hasn't felt hungry for many years, is finally hungry! It also made him hungry and confused!
Rubbing his belly, his eyes were straight, and after waiting for a long time, he suddenly jumped up and said with a smile, "Oh, I'm hungry! Hehe, I haven't felt this feeling in many years, tsk tsk...it's quite novel."
Xianyu giggled sillyly, and after a few minutes of laughing, his stomach rumbled again.
Xianyu shook his head and said, "Forget it, let's fill you up first." So, Xianyu opened his mouth wide and sucked!
At the same time, from the northwest, a gust of cold wind blew, and with a whistling, it swallowed him a mouthful of cold wind! The salted fish could only feel the cold wind coming in, and it was directly in the stomach, and the stomach and intestines shivered! As for Reiki? I didn't feel it at all! I shivered involuntarily, and then suddenly remembered that this world is different! And his supernatural powers were also blocked!
Xianyu suddenly panicked, lost his supernatural powers, lost his aura, and was hungry, what should he do? Have a meal? Xianyu glanced around, but didn't see anything to eat! Dive into the water, looking for small fish and shrimp? As a result, after getting in, there was not a single hair in Tianlongchi except for the mud. And even if there is, salted fish can't be eaten. Xianyu was dumbfounded, his stomach was rumbling, but he couldn't find anything to eat, and he didn't know what to do for a while.
At this moment, a gust of wind blew, and this gust of wind was different from the one just now. It was blown from the angle of the temple. When Xianyu heard it subconsciously, his eyes narrowed instantly, and he muttered: "This is from Jingmi." Taste! Boiled in clean water without roots! Hiss...there is also the smell of cold bamboo! No, there are other things! It smells so good..."
Smelling the smell, the salted fish climbed onto the shore, with its hand-like fins behind its back, paced and walked into the monastery. Before I knew it, I came to the gate of the backyard...
At this moment, in the backyard of Yizhi Temple, Fangzheng, Lone Wolf, Squirrel, Monkey, and Red Boy sat down around the table. There was a big rice bowl on the table, and two vegetable bowls beside it. A bowl of roasted bamboo shoots and a bowl of fried vegetables. Although there are not many styles, it looks very appetizing.
In particular, these guys have already started.
The lone wolf on the ground stuck its head in the rice bowl, eating without looking up.
The squirrels on the table had both cheeks stuffed round, and it was refreshing to eat them.
Although the monkey eats slowly, there is a lot of rice in the bowl. While eating, he mutters, "It's delicious."
Hong Hai'er was not slow to eat, taking one bite to the left and one bite to the right, while eating, he said generally: "Master, it's cold today, you should eat more! Eat too much, it will be warm and warm."
As soon as this sentence came out, Xianyu only felt that the air he breathed was icy, and he panicked from the cold...
Fangzheng saw the salted fish's arrival at a glance, but he didn't make a sound, so he pretended he didn't see it.
Hong Hai'er and the others naturally saw it, and Fangzheng didn't speak, so they naturally couldn't speak, so they all pretended they didn't see it. At the same time speed up the pace of eating...
Xianyu rested his feet and looked up at the table. Seeing that the bowl of rice was almost finished, he finally became anxious and said to himself, "You didn't see me, did you? Impossible?"
"Ahem..." Xianyu coughed dryly, wanting to attract everyone's attention. From his point of view, you are eating, but there are guests coming, you are always embarrassed not to invite the guests to have a bite, right? Otherwise, it will be difficult for people... At least, Xianyu used this trick before, brazenly rubbing off on several meals.
However, these guys in front of them didn't respond at all! Except that his eating speed was a little faster, as if he was an air!
Xianyu had a bad premonition, and thought: "Could it be that the shameless met the stinky shameless?"