Chapter 793

Then Hong Haier slapped him.

Snapped!

"Ahhhhhhhhhh..." Xianyu twirled at a high speed and flew back with a series of trills.

The salted fish flew into One Finger Temple in an arc, Fangzheng hurriedly adjusted his position, slapped him again, and the salted fish flew out again.

"Strike! Look at me!" Red Boy yelled!

The salted fish flew back again.

...

After tossing and turning back and forth more than ten times, the salted fish in front still found time to scold twice, and finally stopped shouting, but shouted: "I'm convinced! I'm convinced! Don't hit me! Let me down! "

Fangzheng heard that the salted fish was finally being honest, so he hid to the side, and the next moment there was a bang, a salted fish slapped on the ground like a dead fish, rolling and rolling several meters away, and then limp Lying on the ground, gasping for breath, he cried, "Are you monks? This is too violent! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

Seeing this, Fangzheng clasped his hands together, stepped forward and said, "Amitabha, benefactor, don't pretend, it's useless if there is thunder and no rain."

Sure enough, Xianyu stood up at the next moment. This guy, like Honghaier, had rough skin and thick flesh. To him, Fangzheng and Honghaier's slaps were nothing more than moving his muscles and bones and making him feel comfortable. The uncomfortable thing is the spinning ball used by these two bastards, he is going to get motion sickness and want to vomit!

Xianyu got up and said, "Master, what are you going to do?"

Fangzheng smiled and said, "It's very simple. After entering One Finger Temple, one must abide by the rules of One Finger Temple."

"What if you don't abide by it?" Xianyu asked weakly, without the previous arrogance. Before, when he came to this world, he received a message from the system. The general information of this world and his situation were all clear. He knew exactly what he was here for. He just rewarded this little bald head in front of him as a reward. His task is to be obedient, protect One Finger Temple, and use his abilities to serve One Finger Temple well. But this guy is an out-and-out old salted fish and old fritters.

As soon as I found out that there is no Buddha and no monsters in this world, I immediately thought that I was going to be invincible and that I was going to be awesome. Not only did he not want to work for Fangzheng, but he also wanted to be an ancestor, and enjoy the addiction of becoming a Buddha and an ancestor!

It's just that he made a lot of calculations, only to find out at the end that he was tricked by the system! Damn, it was agreed that there would be no Buddha, but this monk is worse than the Buddha, directly depriving him of mana! It is agreed that there are no monsters, so what is that little kid and big demon king? It was agreed that there are no demons heretics, but in his opinion, this monk has a darker heart than the demons... How could he treat the old man like this!

Speaking of ten thousand before, at this moment, Xianyu finally recognized everything in front of him, knowing that he was still a salted fish after all, unable to make big waves, so he was honest.

Fangzheng smiled and said, "If you don't abide by it...how can you compare with him? He's so well-behaved...do you want to try?"

Fangzheng looked at the salted fish with a smile.

Xianyu looked at the well-behaved red boy, shivered subconsciously, and hurriedly shouted: "Don't worry, master, I'm so good! From now on, I will be your Dharma protector with peace of mind, okay?"

"Okay, purify your heart, find him a pickle jar, and he will sleep there from now on." Fang Zheng said.

When Xianyu heard this, he became anxious immediately: "Master, you really won't let me enter the pond?"

"You have a salty body, if you enter Tianlongchi, the water can still be used? Since others, the salty smell has been smothered away." Fangzheng rolled his eyes and said.

The salted fish opened its mouth, and shouted aggrievedly: "Can this be my fault? I become a master from a salty fish. I'm not salty, so it's strange!"

When Fangzheng heard it, he immediately became angry, and roared in his heart: "System! Come out for me! Are you a koi? This is a salted fish turning around, okay?"

"Oh, don't be so angry, you can't get the merits of the real koi, you can only smoke this salted fish. Don't underestimate this salted fish, he is very useful. If you just happen to smoke Now, I’m still reluctant to give it to you.” The system finally spoke.

"Hehe... Are you still a treasure? Tell me, what's the treasure? If it's not good, I will ask for a return!" Fangzheng really can't see what is so good about this salted fish. It is an old fried dough stick with rough skin and thick flesh. , It doesn't hurt to be beaten, and it doesn't cry when scolded, and there is a salty smell everywhere... This guy is a trouble at first glance.

"This salted fish is not an ordinary salted fish. The Buddha traveled to the heavens and suddenly brought back this salted fish. At that time, he was just a salted fish, unconscious. The Buddha put him in front of the lotus platform and preached scriptures every day. , Later, under the influence of Buddhism, this salted fish became spiritual and turned into a koi. Later, the Buddha put him into Tianlong Pond, guess what?" the system asked.

Fangzheng was puzzled, and asked, "How is it? The Tianlong Pond is salty, and the koi have ascended to heaven?"

The system said: "The koi did not ascend to heaven, but the effect of Tianlongchi has been greatly improved! The proportion of koi transforming into a dragon has increased by 30%! The Buddha said that although this salted fish cannot transform itself into a dragon, the It has a unique ability to turn the water in Tianlongchi into holy water of Buddha's light. This water can drive away evil spirits and avoid evil, and nourish all things. Use this water to raise koi, and the chance of transforming into a dragon will increase. Use this water to irrigate crops, and the crops will be free from diseases and rich in nutrients , the taste is excellent!"

"Is there such a good thing? There must be something behind it, right? Otherwise, you definitely wouldn't give it to me so cheaply." Fangzheng was taken aback, and sneaked a glance at the salted fish. No matter how he looked, this guy looked like a fish. Thousand-year-old fritters.

The system said: "Indeed, although this salted fish has many benefits, it also has a lot of troubles. As you said, he is a 10,000-year-old fritter! Do you really think he only lived 90,000 years? Don't talk about this guy." One billion words!"

puff!

Fang Zheng almost spurted blood on the spot! Nine trillion years? This guy has lived for nine trillion years without turning into a dragon? Just perfect others? Fangzheng really didn't know how to describe this old salted fish. How could he be called a living bastard? Or is it scum?

The system continued: "The Buddha said that his shell exorcism has an extraordinary history, and he must have a great opportunity to succeed in transforming a dragon. Before transforming a dragon, he was basically a war scum... At the same time, this guy has lived for too long, and he is better than many people." Bodhisattvas and arhats live a long time. And there are a lot of dragon sons and grandsons who have become dragons through his light. In Lingshan, he is really an old ancestor. With his character, you want to go... The Buddha takes He also has some headaches. After all, the Buddha doesn't have time, so he takes care of him every day. It is because of his advantages and disadvantages that he lowered the price and made you cheaper. As for returning the product, don't even think about it."

After finishing speaking, the system became silent. Fangzheng yelled a few times, but the system remained silent.

Fangzheng knew that the return of the product was really useless, and the system could pop out and supplement him with a salted fish instruction manual, which was already very generous. Otherwise, according to his unscrupulous bastard character, even if he ignored Fang Zheng, Fang Zheng would not do anything.

Now that there is no way to return the goods, Fangzheng looked at the salted fish in front of him and said, "Can you subdue your saltiness?"