Chapter 792 Collecting Salted Fish 【Part 1】

Under the bodhi tree, Fangzheng didn't have the heart to read Buddhist scriptures. The monastery was full of ghosts, but now a talking fish appeared, and he was a little worried. After all, this fish doesn't look like a fuel-efficient lamp at first glance, so we have to find a way to beat him to make him obey the rules. Otherwise, if you see someone, you will jump up and let them call him ancestor, who can bear it?

So, Fangzheng got up and walked out of One Finger Temple, watching the salted fish posing in a pose and about to jump into the Tianlong Pond!

Fangzheng coughed dryly and said, "Wait!"

However, Fangzheng still underestimated the shamelessness of this salted fish. This guy clearly heard it, but he didn't intend to stop at all. One depth, he rose into the sky, and there was a 720-degree flip in the air, and he posed as a sleeping arhat in the air. With such a posture, he plunged directly into Tianlongchi!

Seeing that Tianlong Pond was so close, a big hand suddenly appeared behind Xianyu's head, lifting him into the air!

Xianyu was furious: "Who?"

Turning his head, he saw the monkey's eyelids were half drooping, and he said indifferently: "Master told you to slow down, but you still dare to dance, it seems that you don't plan to have dinner."

Monkeys are naturally nimble, but in order to steal things in Baiyun Temple, they even practiced their dexterity. What's more, the monkey today is no longer the monkey it was back then. Under the nourishment of crystal rice, rootless water, Buddha Qi, etc. day and night, the current monkey is completely a monster without supernatural powers or transformation, and its speed and strength are not comparable to similar ones. Catching this self-righteous, squawking salted fish is based on intentional calculations and unintentional calculations, so it is natural to catch one accurately.

Xianyu said disapprovingly: "I'm a fish, I don't dive into the water, so do I want to live with you on land?"

As soon as the words fell, Fangzheng said, "Amitabha, the poor monk sees that you are living well without water. If that's the case, you should live on land from now on."

"What?!" When Xianyu heard this, he became anxious, and hurriedly shouted: "This is not allowed! I am a fish anyway, how can I live on land? I will die! You are murder! Killing is a big deal. Guilty!"

"Master, don't listen to his nonsense, he has become a genius. An old salted fish that has lived for 90,000 years will never die from a thunderbolt." Honghaier said.

As soon as the words came out, Xianyu suddenly clutched his neck and yelled, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I can't keep up with my breathing, I'm going to die! I'm going to die, it's over, it's over, it's over...ahh ah……"

The monkey looked at Fangzheng helplessly, Fangzheng touched his chin and said, "Jingfa, dig a hole, if you die, just bury it."

As soon as the words came out, Xianyu rolled his eyes, broke free from the monkey's hand, jumped to the ground, took out a stick from nowhere, leaned on the stick, hunched over, and coughed all the way to Fangzheng. He looked as if he had aged instantly. Xianyu looked at Fangzheng pitifully and said, "Master, as soon as I'm old, I want to return to my roots, so why don't you let me go back to the pond?"

Fangzheng looked at this clown-like fellow speechlessly, and silently took out a white handkerchief.

Xianyu asked curiously, "Master, what are you going to do?"

Fangzheng sighed: "The poor monk is afraid that if he strikes too hard, his hands will be covered in blood..."

Xianyu's expression froze immediately, and he asked, "Who are you going to hit?"

Fangzheng said: "Guess?" Then he raised his right hand high, and the Dragon Elephant Body Forging Technique was in full swing. He felt a huge force pouring into his right hand, and his entire arm became thicker. The big palm was crystal clear like white marble. Well-crafted! Anyone can see that once this slap falls, it may kill someone!

Of course salted fish is not afraid, even though it is a scum, but after living for 90,000 years, even if it is really a salted fish, it will become a master! It's not something Fangzheng can beat to death, but he squinted his eyes and saw the brat, and raised his hand, and subconsciously touched his body which was completely covered in fish scales, and hurriedly shouted: "Wait! "

"What do you want to say?" Fangzheng asked.

Xianyu rolled his eyes, knelt down in front of Fangzheng with a plop, and cried loudly, "Master, my life is miserable... woo woo woo... I'm already tens of thousands of years old, so please pity me."

Fangzheng finally understood, this shameless thing, pretending to be tough is not enough to sell old, and selling old is not enough to pretend to be miserable! From a certain point of view, this guy is really a talent! No, it's a fish talent! Unfortunately, it was born in the wrong place. If you were born as a human being and participated in some entertainment program such as Super Competition, you might win the championship.

If it was a different place, Fangzheng wouldn't bother to care about him. But he can't do it here, he is not a ghost mountain world where monsters run all over the place. Every world has its own rules, and Fang Zheng doesn't want this salted fish to break his tranquility. Therefore, this salted fish must be suppressed to let him understand who is the master here!

Thinking of this, Fangzheng had an idea and thought of Honghaier. He can seal the red boy's mana at any time, so can he also seal the salted fish's mana? Thinking of this, Fangzheng tried...

"Oh! Where is my mana?" Xianyu suddenly jumped up from the ground and exclaimed.

Seeing this, Fangzheng and Honghaier laughed.

Especially Honghaier, he has always felt aggrieved by being sealed with mana. Now there is finally a guy who shares this aggrieved feeling with him, this feeling, let alone, is quite cool! Sure enough, suffering alone is far less enjoyable than suffering with a group of people!

Seeing that Xianyu had lost his mana, Fangzheng laughed and said, "Xianyu, if you want to get back your mana, you should behave well. If the poor monk is in a good mood, he can still give you mana. If he is in a bad mood, hum... "

"You took away my mana? I'll fight with you!" When Xianyu heard this, he became anxious, rolled up his sleeves, soared into the sky with a groan, and went down to kill!

Fangzheng raised his eyebrows, clenched his fists, and hit the salted fish that flew up - fuel consumption!

The next moment, the squirrel, the lone wolf, the red boy, and the monkey looked up at the sky.

I saw a salted fish flying hundreds of meters into the air like a salute with a series of ah sounds!

"Wow, fish can fly." Squirrel exclaimed.

As soon as the words fell, the salted fish fell from the sky, and at the same time cursed: "You bald man, eat my mouthful of old phlegm!" While speaking, the salted fish opened its mouth wide and was about to spit! Fang Zhengze turned around and slapped his backhand!

Boom!

The salted fish flew up again!

The red boy was immediately happy, and shouted: "Master, I'll wait for you outside!"

Then the red boy ran out.

Squirrels, lone wolves, and monkeys are a little confused, what are they doing?

When the salted fish fell down with a series of long sounds, Fangzheng changed the angle and slapped him.

Snapped!

The salted fish flew over the courtyard wall and over the Tianlong Pond!

Seeing this, the red boy outside yelled: "Good job! Eat me to spin the ball!"