Chapter 791

Behind him, the red boy was riding on Xianyu's body, and his small fists were like rocket launchers, shooting at the salty fish under his crotch like crazy. With every punch, a yellow barrier of light would explode behind Xianyu. I don't know whether it was the red boy or the salted fish. Anyway, with the yellow barrier blocking it, no matter how hard the red boy hits, it won't be able to damage the ground.

But that salted fish was miserable, the mouth was blocked by the red boy with one hand, and the other hand smashed the whole body of the salted fish. Although there were no eyelids, the salted fish at this moment gave people a feeling that they were about to The feeling of being beaten to death. As for the scales in the squirrel's hands, they naturally came from salted fish. At this moment, the salted fish has been beaten and its scales have fallen off. It really looks like a dead fish... It is still the kind of fish that has been beaten and is about to be put into the pot.

Seeing this, Fangzheng shook his head slightly. He thought that if the gods fight, no matter what happens, the world will be turned upside down, and the sun and the moon will change. After seeing the fight between these two guys, Fangzheng realized that, indeed, the Buddha was also a human being. Looking at this fighting posture, he is simply a hooligan!

Fangzheng could see the battle over there clearly. As soon as he shouted to start fighting, Xianyu and Honghaier collided. Xianyu opened his mouth wide and spit on Honghaier's face! There is a kind of attitude that I can't beat you and disgust you to death! Fangzheng, who was far away, could smell the salty smell, which really made Honghaier feel sick. But Fangzheng could also tell that this saliva was not ordinary saliva. After spitting it out, Hong Boy jumped twice in pain covering his face.

How thick is Honghaier's skin? Fangzheng has personally tested it. Even after he has practiced "Dragon Elephant Body Training" both internally and externally, he can lift a hill with both hands and hit Honghaier's body without pain or itchiness. of. This salted fish can hurt Honghaier with just a sip of water, obviously there is a way in it, at least this saliva is better than aqua regia and sulfuric acid...

Seeing that Hong Haier was in pain, Xianyu was immediately very proud, but the next moment, he was beaten by Hong Haier riding on him! After the first two punches, Xianyu struggled a bit, but after the last three punches, the guy covered his face and begged for mercy.

Hong Hai'er is also fierce, pinching the mouth of the salted fish with one hand to prevent him from screaming, so as not to attract others to stop him. With the other hand, it's an old punch! Hitting fish scales flying around...

Seeing this, Fangzheng knew the battle was over, so he jumped off the wall and went back to read Buddhist scriptures.

Over there, the red boy had had enough beating, so he got up from the salted fish, and said with a smile: "Little fish monster, how is it? Do you still want to be beating?"

"Little fish monster? Ah bah! Considering my age, I can be your ancestor... Hey, the world is getting worse, and no one comes forward to pay respects." Xianyu hurriedly shouted.

Hong Haier curled her lips and said, "Old man? I have lived for three thousand years, and you call me an old man?"

When Xianyu heard this, he was surprised and said, "You have lived for three thousand years? You are not from this world either? Who are you?"

Red Boy put one hand behind his back and said calmly: "This king is the Holy Infant King!"

"The Holy Infant King?!" Salted Fish exclaimed.

"Oh? You know me?" Hong Haier was even more proud. Ever since he came to One Finger Temple, he discovered that no one on the mountain except Fang Zheng knew about his past! When his awesome deeds were told, the brothers all thought he was bragging. If you can't find someone to brag about, that feeling, not to mention how lonely. Now that he has finally met someone who can give him a stinky foot, he is naturally very happy. But it didn't show on his face, he knew very well, it's not good to pretend to be too obvious! Pretend to have style!

Xianyu continued to exclaim: "Wow! You are the Holy Infant King?!"

"You really know him?" Squirrel asked curiously.

Xianyu squinted his eyes, and everyone's hearts were mobilized by him. Lone Wolf and the others were also curious about Red Boy's life. But they didn't quite believe what Hong Haier said, it was too mysterious after all. But from the second mouth, they can hear...

As a result, while everyone was waiting anxiously, Xianyu said solemnly: "I don't know!"

The red boy, who was ready to meet everyone's adoring gazes, suddenly collapsed.

"Pfft!" Monkey couldn't hold back and almost laughed out loud.

Squirrel and Lone Wolf were stunned, and then asked, "You don't know him? Then why were you so surprised just now?"

Xianyu said as a matter of course: "I'm surprised if I don't know it, but I'm not surprised if I know it. Little boy, you only live three thousand years and dare to show yourself in front of your ancestors? My old man has lived ninety thousand years! Now Do you understand the gap between us?"

The red boy came back to his senses, squinted his eyes and stared at the salted fish and said, "I heard that the dragon gate on the Hualong Pond opens every three thousand years! You lived for ninety thousand years, and you didn't even jump over thirty times? Hey, Have you lived on a dog at your age?"

When everyone heard this, they collectively looked at Xianyu.

As a result, the salted fish didn't blush, but raised his head and said, "You don't understand my old man's mind. As the saying goes, not to fight is to fight, to fight is to not to fight, to fight or not to fight, it's all in one mind. My old man has a heart to become a Buddha. How can the heart of being an ancestor willingly transform into a Dharma-protecting Heavenly Dragon?"

When Hong Haier heard this, he rolled his eyes, just now the dead fish said he was going to jump into the Dragon Gate, but now he said no more, that's thick-skinned enough! Hearing Xianyu's mouth full of nonsense, only ghosts would believe him! Hong Haier shook his head, didn't bother to talk to him anymore, and left.

Seeing the red boy go away, the squirrel asked the salted fish curiously: "Your scales are gone, aren't you cold?"

Xianyu raised his head and said proudly: "Cold? Humph, I'm a koi that has been soaked in Tianlongchi for 90,000 years in Lingshan! What's so cold about it? Also, don't think I lost. It's coaxing the child..."

Before he finished speaking, the red boy who walked to the gate of the temple suddenly turned around and grinned.

Xianyu has a feeling that if he keeps blowing, this guy will definitely rush over and beat him up again. It's not a big deal to be humiliated, but a big deal to be beaten! So when the words came to his lips, he immediately swallowed them back. With an idea, he said: "Of course, there is one thing, I have to admit, my ancestor, this kid is still very capable. If I don't go shirtless, I really can't beat him."

As soon as these words came out, the lone wolf and the monkey rolled their eyes together, thinking: "This is the guy who came back from Lingshan? Isn't it too shameless? Could it be that the Buddha in Lingshan is also like this?"

The two guys shook their heads and left.

Only the squirrel looked at Xianyu cutely, and asked very seriously: "But, you are not only shirtless, you even took off your pants."

Xianyu suddenly lost his old face, and said angrily: "You squirrel, why do you talk so much? Stop talking, I'm going to swim!"

After finishing speaking, Xianyu quickly turned his buttocks and ran away...

The squirrel scratched its head and muttered, "I talk a lot?"