Chapter 789 Smoked a Weird Thing

"Ding! Congratulations on getting a koi at random!" the system said.

Fangzheng was stunned when he heard it, koi? He accumulated merits three or four times, and he only got a koi? Fangzheng was upset, but after learning from the past many times, Fangzheng learned the lesson. He doesn't complain first, let's see the goods first!

"Accept?" the system asked in a strange tone.

Hearing the words, Fangzheng always felt that there was a hint of obedience in the tone, and subconsciously asked, "Can I not accept it?"

"It's all smoked, you have to accept it if you don't want to." The system laughed.

The bad premonition in Fangzheng's heart became stronger, but he still nodded: "Take it!"

The next moment, Fangzheng only heard a scream from above his head: "Oh! Get out of the way, hide to the left!"

When Fangzheng heard it, he subconsciously stood to the left, and then there was a slap on the forehead, and a sticky, soft thing hit his bald head! Then the thing bounced up and landed limply on the ground!

Fangzheng looked down, and a hundred thousand Cao Nima rushed past in his heart! Is this a koi? ! This TM is a koi, he is the Buddha!

I saw a pale white fish with a bit of blue light lying on the ground, how did he look at this fish so familiar, take a look for yourself? Fangzheng took out his mobile phone, went online immediately, and searched for it. The next moment, a picture popped up. Compared with the two, Fangzheng's face turned black!

The red boy, monkey, lone wolf, and squirrel who heard the movement over there all ran over, and saw Fangzheng staring at a fish in a daze, with an uneasy expression on his face. Several guys looked at each other, thinking: "Could it be that Master is greedy for fish? Want to eat fish?"

Hong Haier came over, took a closer look, and poked the fish on the ground again. The fish didn't move, its eyes were wide open, and its mouth was open, as if it was dead. Hong Boy looked up at Fangzheng, and asked, "Master, why did you buy a salted fish?"

That's right, this fish doesn't look like a koi at all, and it doesn't have colorful colors! His appearance is exactly the same as that of salted fish!

Fangzheng twitched the corner of his mouth, looked up, didn't speak, climbed up the wall, looked around, and said to himself: There is no one around here! Then who threw this salted fish?

Fangzheng asked the system, but the system didn't say a word. Fangzheng had a bad feeling in his heart when he guided the system's strange voice.

He walked over, touched the fish, and said with a smack: "This can't be a koi, can it?"

"Pfft!" Hearing Fangzheng's words, Hong Haier couldn't hold back and laughed on the spot! Clutching his belly, he pointed to the salted fish on the ground and said, "Haha... Master, are you kidding me? Is this a koi? They have colorful koi, so they look good! This guy is just one color, he's ugly, isn't he? Yes! It's okay to be ugly, look at this appearance, look at this face shape, look at these eyeballs, and finally smell the smell! Is this a salted fish at all!"

"Grandpa!" At this moment, before Fangzheng could speak, a voice suddenly came from the ground!

Fangzheng, Honghaier and the others were taken aback for a moment, then looked down, only to see that the fish was still dead. But if he didn't say it, who said it?

The squirrel went over, touched the fish's head and said, "It seems that he is really dead, Master, did he fall to his death?"

Fangzheng's old face turned black, fell to his death? When the dead fish fell from the sky, it tricked him into using it as a meat pad. Even if he died, he would die, not Xianyu.

"You're just dead!" The stinky hooligan's voice rang out again with a bit of old-fashioned air, like a thousand-year-old fried dough stick. This time, everyone could see clearly that it was the salted fish who said it!

The squirrel was startled, and quickly ran to the head of the lone wolf, pulled its long hair, and hid itself.

The lone wolf is not afraid. In the monastery, there is an awesome monk and a super demon king. When any monsters come, they have to lie on their stomachs. He leaned over, smelled it, and said, "You've become so salty, are you still alive?"

"Have you never seen someone taking a salt bath? Poor and poor?" The salted fish squeaked and turned over. Fang Zheng frowned subconsciously with a salty smell.

Fangzheng said: "Didn't you take a salt bath, you fell into a salt pit and haven't climbed up for ten years?"

As soon as Fangzheng said this, everyone thought that the dead fish would fight with Fangzheng, but the fish rolled its eyes and said, "How do you know?"

Everyone was speechless for an instant... Can this be ignorant?

Fangzheng squinted his eyes, and asked, "You told the poor monk to move to the left just now?"

Xianyu was taken aback, staring at Fangzheng and asked, "Here, who is the boss?"

Everyone looked at Fangzheng collectively. Xianyu glanced at everyone's eyes. Xianyu, who had raised his head and eyes, suddenly slapped his head and fell to the ground. Play dead on the spot!

Fangzheng frowned, it seemed that this guy was right! But play dead fish? This trick is useless to him!

Seeing that Xianyu was silent, Honghaier poked him, but he remained silent.

Squirrel was relatively simple, leaned over and said, "Master, did you scare him to death?"

"Scared to death? Scared to death, okay, send it down the mountain, and serve meat to the villagers. Anyway, this is salted fish from Lingshan." Fangzheng sneered, looking at the salted fish with a smile. Play dead with him? It would be a bit embarrassing for other monks, maybe. But Fangzheng is no serious monk!

When Xianyu heard this, his body froze obviously.

When Honghaier and others heard this, they were immediately happy. Honghaier grabbed the tail of the salted fish, dragged it out, and said as he walked, "Master, let me tell you that such a big fish is full of flesh and blood. If you take Come to stew your spiritual ginseng, and it will be much faster if you practice the exercises."

Fangzheng smiled and said: "That's not okay, the poor monk is a monk anyway, how can he eat meat? Let it go... By the way, such a good fish will make everyone feel fishy."

"Ah? Master, are you right? There are so many households, so many people, and such a small fish, how do you divide it?" Hong Hai'er was a little worried.

The monkey said slowly: "It's simple, you chop him up at the entrance of the village, and share a little with the family, that's all."

As soon as this remark came out, Xianyu, who had pretended to be dead, suddenly moved and shouted: "Are you monks? Do you have any conscience? It's wrong to insult corpses, you know? Have you read it?" scriptures?"

When Xianyu opened his mouth, everyone laughed, "Small, why don't you pretend again?"

Only the squirrel pulled its big tail cutely and said: "Wow, it's a fake corpse! Didn't you die just now?"

"You just died! Is it okay if I'm sleeping?" Xianyu shouted arrogantly.

The squirrel didn't take it seriously, and said, "Are you sleeping? But your eyes are open?"

Xianyu tried his best to roll a symbolic white eye, and said: "Find me a fish with eyelids to see! Tell him to close his eyes for me!"

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