Chapter 767: Ass Theory

Fangzheng followed Wang Yougui to the east of the village. Looking at the school under construction, the two of them talked about the future development of Yizhi Mountain. Fangzheng only asked for one thing, and he decided the rules on the mountain! Yamashita is also not allowed to make money with no conscience.

Naturally, Wang Yougui readily agreed, and lunch was settled at Wang Yougui's house, and the afternoon passed quickly after chatting.

In the evening, Fangzheng returned to the mountain with two large woven bags of quick-frozen dumplings. He put them down here and called monkeys over there. Fangzheng found that there was something wrong with the monkeys today. Why did they feel weak? Without thinking too much, one person and one monkey rang the bell and beat the drum, watching the sun set.

That means it's supper time!

Fangzheng quickly closed the mountain gate and rushed to the backyard. As a result, as soon as they entered the door, they found that something was wrong. Why do the eyes of the lone wolf and squirrel have green light?

"Master, have you forgotten something?" Hong Haier was bitter and angry.

Fangzheng asked confusedly: "What's the matter? I don't seem to have forgotten anything as a teacher?"

The squirrel touched his slightly sunken belly, and said in a crying voice, "Master, what delicious food did you eat down the mountain? Open my mouth, and I can already smell the delicious food."

The lone wolf lay there motionless and didn't make a sound, Honghaier gave him a push, and the lone wolf raised his head weakly and said, "Don't talk to me, I don't want to move, I'm hungry!"

"Hungry?" Fangzheng was taken aback for a moment, then suddenly remembered that he seemed to have used up the last bowl of rice in the morning! I planned to make dumplings and eat pasta today, so I was not in a hurry to make crystal rice. As a result, he forgot it in a hurry, which meant that these idiots had been hungry for a whole day on the mountain!

Fangzheng looked at the hungry and weak disciples one by one, and felt a little guilty in his heart, but soon, Fangzheng realized that something was wrong. The squirrel's eyes were small and treacherous, and when Fangzheng was not paying attention, he seemed to have changed a bit. Fangzheng deliberately didn't look at him, but looked at him from the corner of his eye.

The squirrel didn't move, Fangzheng deliberately asked the monkey: "No more rice?"

The monkey nodded and said: "No more..." At the same time, he added: "Master, you made the breakfast." It means, if there is, don't you know?

Fangzheng grinned in embarrassment, and at the same time found that the squirrel's belly, which had been somewhat deflated, was swollen. At the same time, the little guy quickly took a deep breath, and then sucked his belly back. Fangzheng raised his eyebrows, this little chubby man must have eaten, he was not hungry!

What about the others?

Fangzheng looked at Lone Wolf, who was lying there motionless, as if he was too hungry to move. But what is a wolf? Hungry wolves, hungry wolves, wolves are the most hungry creatures. Under normal circumstances, a wolf that is full will be fine if it is hungry for ten or eight days! It can barely last a week. But at this time, they can still guarantee a certain combat effectiveness, take the opportunity to hunt and replenish food.

That guy, the lone wolf, hasn't eaten for a day, is that all? What's more, I ate it in the morning... there is a problem!

Looking at the monkey again, the monkey was very well-behaved, nothing changed, but Fang Zheng looked at him twice more, and his eyes were a little erratic.

Fangzheng looked at Honghaier for the last time, and Honghaier looked at Fangzheng with a pitiful face, showing no flaws! Fangzheng squinted his eyes and was unmoved. Others who don't know Honghaier may be deceived by his cute appearance. But Fangzheng can't, this little thing is his liar's weapon against diggers, a professional liar, and a king of acting! The more resemblance he acts, the more ghostly it is!

So Fangzheng was still a little bit guilty, but it disappeared in an instant.

"Master, we are still hungry. We haven't eaten all day. Look, do we need to add some food tonight?" Hong Haier asked.

When Fangzheng heard it, he immediately understood that this group of guys had been acting for a long time, and they were all waiting here!

Fangzheng smiled slightly and said, "Disciples, I suddenly realized something today, and I feel that it is necessary to tell you about it?"

When Fangzheng said this, the little things stared at him with wide eyes, as if they were saying, "Are you trying to starve us to death?"

The squirrel couldn't hold back, and muttered: "Master, can you speak quickly?"

Fangzheng smiled and said, "No problem, it will be over soon."

When the little things heard this, they breathed a sigh of relief, and Lone Wolf asked curiously: "Master, what did you realize today?"

Fangzheng took a chair and sat on it, and said, "I read a Taoist book today, and there is a saying in Taoism called bigu!"

"Butt? What about the butt?" Lone Wolf subconsciously answered, then patted the squirrel's fat butt and said, "This is a bit fat."

The squirrel turned back to stare at him angrily, as if I want to eat you. It's a pity that in the eyes of these senior brothers, this little fat man's threat is equal to zero. totally useless...

The squirrel also knew how much he weighed. After expressing his dissatisfaction, the squirrel went to the monkey's side to seek comfort.

The monkey gently stroked his head, then took the opportunity to pinch his fat buttocks, and said, "There is indeed a lot of meat on the buttocks."

The squirrel screamed angrily! Even monkeys are unreliable, and he can't trust Hong Haier even more, so he simply hides on the roof by himself, and can't come down, so as to save himself from getting rich.

As a result, after he went up, he looked down and saw Fangzheng, Lone Wolf, Monkey, and Red Boy all looking up at him. Before he could ask a question, everyone said in unison: "It's quite fat..."

When the squirrel heard this, he shouted angrily, "I'm not fat! I have something on my mind and I can't lose weight!"

Everyone collectively gave him big eyes...

"Master, forget it, ignore him. You should talk about the butt." Lone Wolf said.

Fangzheng nodded and said, "Okay, let's talk about ass... fart... fart!" Fangzheng immediately realized that he had been led astray! Quickly explained: "Wei Shi is talking about Bigu! Wave Yipi! Song Wugu! Bigu! Do you understand?"

As a result, a few little guys shook their heads blankly...

Fangzheng was helpless and didn't bother to explain: "To put it more simply, it means that you can live without eating!"

"Oh, don't eat..." Lone Wolf muttered subconsciously, and then suddenly came to his senses!

The squirrel, monkey, red boy and lone wolf screamed at almost the same time: "Don't eat?!" For foodies, there is nothing bigger than eating! Letting them go without food is worse than killing them!

Fangzheng stretched out his hand, put it on Duolan's chin, lifted it up slightly, and closed the lone wolf's wide mouth, and then drew a ladle to help the monkey and the red boy close their mouths. As for the squirrel on the roof? Tried the height, if not enough, forget it.

Fangzheng continued: "Yes, it is said that bigu can cure lying, so I decided to try it as a teacher. Today, our monastery will be bigu! We will have dinner in three days!"