Chapter 1304 The Monkey Is a Bit Fierce
The squirrel stuck out its tongue and fell silent.
At this moment, Fangzheng heard the voice of the system that he hadn't seen for a long time: "Don't be too happy, it is produced by the system and cannot be traded. You can eat, use, and drink cold bamboo. It can benefit one party, but you can't do business." .Let's not profit from it, otherwise..."
When Fangzheng heard this, his original smiling face instantly turned into a black face, and he asked, "What else?"
The system said: "Otherwise, how much money you sell, how much merit will be deducted. If you think you have a lot of merit, then you can do whatever you want."
Upon hearing this, Fangzheng rolled his eyes and said, "You are ruthless! Is it okay if you don't sell it?"
The squirrel on the side watched Fangzheng's expression change, and asked curiously: "Master, you were laughing just now, why are you crying?"
Xianyu pretended to be smart, and laughed, "What do you know? Master is crying with joy! Isn't that right, Master? Master, can my punishment be cancelled?"
Fangzheng wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and said, "Well, the punishment is doubled."
"I knew it, I'm a god... Uh, master? No! I already thought of a way to make money, why do I double it?" Xianyu suddenly came back to his senses, and shouted unwillingly.
Fangzheng patted the head of the fish and said, "Don't get excited, as a teacher, you are more excited than you are now, and you should be twice as excited once you get excited."
Xianyu said pitifully: "It means, there is no need to discuss it?"
Fangzheng said: "There is no way, as a teacher, I am currently cultivating a supernatural power."
Xianyu asked, "What supernatural power?"
Fangzheng said word by word: "Pain transfer Dafa!"
Xianyu: "If you are unhappy, just make me unhappy? Right?"
Fangzheng: "Smart! As it turns out, I am much more comfortable now."
Salted fish: "..."
Seeing Xianyu's appearance, Fangzheng was indeed in a much better mood. As for the so-called punishment, it's just a joke...
However, when he thought of the cold bamboo tea that was all over the mountains and plains, he would not be able to earn a penny in the end, his heart was bleeding, and he couldn't be happy.
At this moment, at the gate of Yizhi Mountain and Yizhi Temple, a few foreigners blocked the gate, staring at the monkey with drooping eyelids, like an old monk in meditation.
As for the big white wolf lying on the other side, they were a little timid and didn't dare to go over.
"Monkey mage, look, we've been waiting all night. Your feet are numb from the cold, so you can't do me a favor and sell us some cold bamboo tea?" Arman looked at the monkey in front of him pitifully. He grew up so big, never thought that one day he would beg a monkey like this!
If it was in the past, whoever told him that he would do this, he would 100% beat him to death!
but now……
Nicholas also said: "Monkey Mage, look at your mountains, there are so many cold bamboos, selling us a little bit, there is no loss for you. You can still get a lot of money rewards, isn't that great? "
Li Daguang also said: "Master Monkey, look, your monastery is so small. If you are willing to sell me cold bamboo tea, I will double the size of your monastery, how about it?"
Baird said: "On behalf of the other four judges who didn't come, I assure you that as long as you sell me Hanzhu tea, we will help you expand the temple. The best materials in Africa and South America are used. It is absolutely magnificent. At another price Absolutely fair, we pay twice as much as others pay!"
When the four guys said this, they had lost all confidence, because they had repeated these words more than ten times, but unfortunately the monkey in front of them was standing there with folded hands, eyelids lowered, not saying a word! As if the real old monk had settled down, he was unmoved by any promises or benefits.
The four of them were almost frayed, and there was nothing they could do to make the monkey say a word more!
As for the rare thing that monkeys can talk, they are no exception.
After all, the animals in One Finger Temple can talk, and it has been spread for a long time, not in a day or two.
There are a lot of videos on the Internet, even if everyone is not used to it, it is not amazing.
This is just like the original movie, the teddy bear came alive and looked crazy, but it was only crazy for a while, and when everyone got over the freshness, it would be that way...
Therefore, a few people were not surprised for too long, and went straight to the topic.
As a result, until now, the hair has not been ground.
Otovsky's patience was completely gone, he patted his head and said, "Monkey, can you sell it, can you just say something?"
Unfortunately, the monkey is still silent.
At this moment, Lone Wolf shook his head and got up, yawned and said, "He's already asleep, you guys are talking about it, he doesn't know what you're talking about."
"What?" The five people were dumbfounded and fell asleep?
The little old man Li Daguang leaned over, looked at the monkey, and shook his hand in front of the monkey. Sure enough, there was no reaction at all.
There were black lines all over the foreheads of several people, and they stayed up all night to grind their mouths because they were sleeping!
All of a sudden there was an urge to vomit blood.
The sound was so loud that the monkey seemed to be woken up. He rubbed his eyes but didn't see the person in front of him clearly. He clasped his hands together and said, "Amitabha, hello benefactors, please, uh... It’s not yet dawn, and the temple is not accepting visitors for the time being.”
Hearing this, the faces of the five people were completely darkened, the monkey really didn't hear anything!
Otovsky, who had the worst temper, completely exploded, and roared: "You monkey trick us? Do you really think we are tricks?"
After finishing speaking, Otovsky rolled up his sleeves and showed his thick arms. As if thinking that this was not enough, he threw a one-meter-long boulder outside and roared, "Monkey, you're going to trick us again!" , I will let you know how powerful it is!"
As a result, the monkey scratched its head and asked cutely, "Benefactor, what are you doing running around carrying a rock? Are you not tired?"
Otovsky was speechless and found out that he had been tossing for a long time, but the monkey didn't understand what he was doing at all! Cursing in my heart: This stupid monkey, can't even see the threat?
Just as Otowski was about to do something further to frighten the monkey.
I saw the monkey lift the big stone he had moved so hard with one hand, and then asked slowly: "Almsgiver, there are many people coming and going at the gate of the temple, so it is easy to hit people with a stone. It is not good. The poor monk will help you get it Let's go back..."
After finishing speaking, the monkey raised his hand, and the boulder flew out with a whoosh, crossed Tianlongchi, flew a distance of more than 100 meters, and smashed into the snow with a bang...
Seeing this scene, the mouths of Otovsky and the others opened wide, and their jaws almost fell to the ground.
Otovsky looked at the monkey's hands, tried to shut his mouth, and secretly put down the rolled up sleeves of his clothes to cover his small muscles, then coughed dryly: "Master Monkey, I think you should Treat us with respect."