Chapter 12 Jingmi【Please Collect and Recommend Tickets】

Sitting at the gate of his own temple, Fangzheng sighed, "System, can I really only be a monk in this life?"

"Jigong can eat meat and drink alcohol. If you have enough Dharma, then you can too. Huanxi Buddha can marry a wife and have children, so you can too." The system replied with an ambiguous sentence.

However, Fangzheng was unmoved, and hummed: "Don't brag, Huanxi Buddha is still single, right? The most he can do is have sex with women, just have physical communication, and it's not about marrying a wife and having children. Just tell me , Can I return to vulgarity in my life!"

The system was silent for a while and then said: "If you become a Buddha, you can return to vulgarity at any time."

"Becoming a Buddha... Well, this is a small goal in life, although it's a bit slim..." Fangzheng shook his head helplessly, and Fangzheng also gave up the idea of ​​continuing to ask questions. He must now consider the issue of eating. See you in the rice tank It's over, there are not many pickles...

"System, you're so cruel, how do you sell your seeds?" Fangzheng sighed, he couldn't go down the mountain, and he couldn't spend the 800 yuan, so he could only spend it at the system's canteen.

"Because you haven't done the task to open more system functions, so you can only buy crystal rice seeds from me now, one seed is 100 yuan." The system said.

"I... a hundred yuan for a seed? Why don't you grab it?" Fangzheng was going crazy.

"The output of crystal rice is large and the growth is fast." The system took it for granted.

"What's the use of growing fast? How many meters can a seed grow? Isn't one meal good enough?" Fang Zheng shouted.

"Crystal rice is not ordinary rice, but the rice eaten by the Buddhist people at the foot of Mount Sumeru. One seed can produce a pound of rice! It is clean, crystal clear, and does not produce any residue after eating. It is completely absorbed by the human body. You will only get energy from eating crystal rice, and you will not get sick from eating crystal rice. Is this kind of rice expensive for a hundred yuan per seed?" the system asked.

Fangzheng was speechless, and said embarrassingly: "If it is as you said, it is indeed not expensive, first buy a seed and try it. Let me ask you a question, does it mean that you don't need to eat crystal rice? Shit?"

"yes!"

"Awesome!" Fangzheng gave a thumbs up.

Fangzheng thought about it, there was no other way anyway, let's try first.

As a result, as soon as the words came out, Fangzheng had an extra one centimeter long, crystal clear, round and plump rice grain in Fangzheng's hand. The rice grain had no shell, so it didn't look like a serious seed no matter what. Whose seed is so rascal that he doesn't even wear clothes?

While Fangzheng was muttering in his heart, he quickly took out the money in his pocket, and thought, "The system seems to have confiscated the money. Could it be that I'm so handsome, save me?"

As a result, after counting the money, there were only five hundred yuan left!

"System, you fucking stole money!" Fangzheng was in a hurry, he only had this little wealth, let alone a hundred, a penny was worth living money! When I was in a hurry, I became thirsty, took the water on the table, and drank it in one gulp.

"Ding! The crystal rice seeds have been shipped, and the payment will be collected automatically. In addition, there will be a handling fee of 100 and a courier fee of 100."

"Pfft!" Fangzheng spit out a sip of water into the sky, and said with a sad face, "There is still a handling fee? And a courier fee? Why didn't you say it earlier? Also, why is it so expensive?!"

"When you go to the bank to deposit and withdraw money, is there no handling fee for the transfer? Is there any problem with charging some handling fee? As for the express delivery fee, you don't want to shit. How many light-years away, delivered in one second, and guaranteed to be authentic, innocent, is it expensive?" The system asked continuously.

Fang Zheng opened his mouth and was speechless again. Calculated according to the shipping cost of the earth, if you really want to cross the world, it is estimated that selling the earth will not be enough for the express fee.

"Hehe... so I still make money." Fangzheng said with a half-smile.

"Congratulations, now you can have a big meal and celebrate."

"I..." Fangzheng held back the foul words that came to his lips, so as not to cause the system to be struck by thunder again. But I still added a sentence in my heart: "QNMLGB!"

Anyway, Fangzheng can only hold his nose to admit that he can't say that he is a black-hearted system. After all, the situation is stronger than people.

Packing his mind, Fangzheng went to the backyard with a grain of crystal rice in hand. It was just a seed, so there was no need to go out and plant it. I directly found a big flower pot, buried the seeds in it, and then poured some water, and the rest was to chant: "Amitabha." I prayed.

After everything was settled, Fangzheng went to read the Buddhist scriptures. Since he was going to become a monk in the future, it was better to be professional. Although he doesn't have any profound Buddhist scriptures here, but reading more books can at least ensure that he won't go too far when he talks about it in the future...

At noon, Fangzheng didn't eat, drank some cold water, took a nap, if he was too hungry, he wouldn't be hungry anymore.

For dinner, Fangzheng cooked a pot of porridge, sprinkled a handful of wild vegetables picked in the afternoon, and served it with some pickles. It was a hearty dinner.

Before going to bed, I went to look at the crystal rice in the flower pot, but the soil was still the same, without any change. Fangzheng muttered: "Could the system lie to me? Wait until tomorrow, if I can't mature in one day, I will have a bad review plus a refund, and a bad review!"

He said so, but Fangzheng knew very well that under the exclusive monopoly of the system, any bad reviews and complaints were just nonsense and just self-consolation.

With a skeptical attitude, Fangzheng returned to the room and went to bed.

At night, a ray of moonlight fell on the flowerpot, and the next moment there was movement in the flowerpot, the calm soil slowly bulged, and then a bud came out, swaying, twisting its body and growing, almost It grew a meter high in just a few minutes, and it was still growing in that posture!

The next day, Fangzheng was woken up by the sound of roosters crowing. He got up in a daze, opened the door, and saw the lone wolf lying in the yard with an old hen under his paws. Struggling to run, but every time I ran out a few meters, I was caught by the lone wolf and dragged back. Obviously this lone wolf is playing with chickens...

Seeing this scene, Fangzheng was speechless for a while. He went over and gave Lone Wolf a shudder and said, "It's early in the morning to play with chicken... Uh... really evil, Amitabha." You can catch this chicken and eat it, but you can't torture it, you know?"

The lone wolf whined twice.

Fangzheng was stunned: "You said the chicken was caught by me?"

The lone wolf nodded repeatedly, as if saying: Yes, I caught it for you, eat it quickly, it's delicious.

Fangzheng looked at the fat old hen, and then stroked his bald head. His heart felt bitter. Even if he had a hundred and twenty thoughts of wanting to have sex, he could only bear it. If you scold someone, you will be struck by lightning. If you directly eat meat, who knows how the system will punish him, just put him in the frying pan?

Thinking about it, Fangzheng became discouraged, so he said solemnly: "Amitabha, Lone Wolf, you eat chicken because of your instinct. Besides, you don't believe in Buddhism, you are not a Buddhist, so you can eat meat. But, I am a monk, and monks can't kill and eat. Meat. This chicken, if you eat it, eat it, if you don’t eat it, let it go.”

The lone wolf was taken aback when he heard the words, and then he bit the chicken and was about to leave.

Fangzheng looked at the fat body of the old hen, which didn't look like a wild one at all. He patted his bald head and shouted, "Wait a minute! Where did you get this chicken? There is no **** on One Finger Mountain!" Added: "There are no chickens on One Finger Mountain! Heart said: "Amitabha, evil again..."

PS: Not surprisingly, we should be able to sign the contract tomorrow. When the contract arrives, it depends on the speed of the editor.

PS: Well, the contract number is wrong, re-send, and the contract will be delayed again. Poor me, I have been looking forward to a few rewards for a long time, don't tell me that there will be a leader, it is simply a sad story.